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transfrmrs · 2 months

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Rodimus: I'm gonna open a cat cafe, but I need investors Rodimus: Here's the plan. The first floor will have normal cats, but as you go up, each floor will have more and more dangerous cats. Rodimus: At the top floor is Drift with a gun

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s-e-v-e-n-38 · 2 years

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If Miko and Jazz ever met

Miko, immediately upon seeing Jazz: Ditch the spec ops

Jazz: Why

Miko: Join my emo band

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er-cryptid · 8 months

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metallictastinglifesupportliquid · 1 month

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Y/N, leaning on the counter: Hey beautiful, come here often? Simon: Is this the part where I remind you we've been married for four years or do I play along? Y/N: Play along! Simon: Alright. Sorry, I'm not interested, I'm married

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slut4-haydenchristensen · 1 month

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soap: i once had a haircut that i deeply regretted

ghost: is it the one you have now?

soap: no

ghost: it should be

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141wh0re · 2 months

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Incorrect COD Quotes ft. Y/N

Ghost, watching you eat in the infirmary after getting hurt on a mission: is it.. good?

Y/n, shoveling mouthfuls of slop: not at all.

Price: .. but you're eating it like it's the second coming of food.

Y/n: right now, this mystery slop is Jesus Christ and I'm the Romans.

Soap: I'll be judas!

*collective gasp from Gaz & Y/n*

Gaz: the ultimate betrayal.

Ghost, whispering to Price: is it too late to pull the plug?

Price: she literally just woke up, Ghost.

Ghost: meant on all of em.

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crazy-fangirl2524 · 10 days

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My biggest flex will always be how I knew Neil was the more feral and dangerous one than Andrew this whole time even before tsc and seeing the entire fandom freaked out makes me want to kiss and hug Nora and just thank her for finally finally showing everyone and I’m not just crazy

#seeing all the post about like omg Neil is so feral?! like brother did you not read aftg did y’all forget aftg is from Neil’s pov #ofc Neil wouldn’t say he’s feral in his own pov tf😭😭😭#and remember in aftg Neil still has to hide part of himself BECASUE his father and eveyrhhing but now he’s literally free from his biggest #fear and he could do whatever the fuck he wants #Istg the fandom is like the foxes man idk why everyone is so shook #literally cant thank Nora enough for showing everyone finally #Idc if I sound proud or whatever but I fucking knew it this entire time and I have been shouting it for so long like finally #that’s why so many fics annoyed me so much like #I just needed to say this because I finally felt seen and heard andFINALLY LIKE URGH #tsc and aftg supremacy #tsc #tsc spoilers #the sunshine court #the sunshine court spoilers #aftg #all for the game #tfc #the foxhole court #aftg series #aftg fandom #aftg incorrect quotes #neil josten #andrew minyard #andrew joseph minyard #neil abram josten #aftg neil #aftg thoughts #aftg textpost #aftg shitpost #incorrect tfc

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satanslittlefucker · 23 days

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[On a mission where y/n has to seduce a target]

Y/n *lost in thought*: As much as the success of this will do wonders for my self confidence, I'm pretty sure it's not a very healthy way of doing it.

Y/n: ...Oh the voices are back!

Y/n: Nvm, sorry.

Ghost: ...

Soap: ...

Gaz: ...

Price: ...

Ghost: Price get the kid a fucking shrink already.

Y/n: What? Noooo! I've got coping mechanisms! And i like them!

Soap and Gaz: They're unhealthy!!!

Y/n: They're fun!!

Price *utterly exhausted dad sigh*: Why...? Just why...?

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transfrmrs · 2 months

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Prowl: I left instructions for everyone during my absence. Jazz: Mine just says "Jazz, no" Prowl: I want you to apply it to every possible situation

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blingblong55 · 5 months

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Friendship bracelets-141

R/N made friendship bracelets for the people of the team

R/N: and Price this is yours

Price: thanks, kiddo

R/N: Gaz, i made this in your favourite colour

Gaz: aww, thank you, R/N

R/N: Soap, yours was made with extra love

Soap: hey, thanks!

R/N: Ghosty, I also made this bracelet for you

Ghost: I'm not a jewellery person

R/N: you don't have to wear it-

Ghost: no fuck off I'm wearing it forever

A/N: for the first time in my life I made a friendship bracelet and someone actually wore it🥹

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redadidassneakers · 10 months

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Regulus, absolutely pissed: I love James so much

Regulus: like, I really love him

Regulus: he’s perfect in every way

Regulus: just don’t tell him, ok?

James, smiling adoringly: sure love, I won’t tell him

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bbygirl-aemond · 1 year

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aemond, to helaena, while lying face down on his bed and regretting everything: and then i called him dad.

criston, to alicent, crying tears of joy: and then he called me dad!

#listen criston isn't a stepdad he's the dad who stepped tf UP #aemond targaryen #criston #ser criston #criston cole #ser criston cole #helaena #helaena targaryen #alicent #alicent hightower #quotes #hotd #house of the dragon #incorrect house of the dragon #incorrect hotd #aemond

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er-cryptid · 6 months

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metallictastinglifesupportliquid · 1 month

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Y/N: I cant believe we're locked in this room together Ghost, throwing the key out of the window: Truly unfortunate

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slut4-haydenchristensen · 1 month

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price: are we ready to ship out boys?

gaz: i was BORN ready

soap: i was born naked and screaming

ghost: and if all goes according to plan, you’ll die that way too

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mysticalmallard · 5 months

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Incorrect CoD quotes

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*Soap is ordering a cake over the phone*

Shop Employee: …and what would you like your cake to say?

Soap, covering the phone to look at The Squad: Do we want a talking cake?

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König: Why does Price always do the laundry so loudly?

Gaz: So everyone knows that no one helps them out in the house.

Price, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*

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Y/N: Price's refusing to wear their glasses!

Price: Y/N, look, I wore the glasses for a day. My eyes are much better now. Watch.

Price: *points to Gaz* Gaz.

Price: *points to Ghost* Ghost.

Price: *points to König* Sasquatch.

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Soap: So, I've been thinking Ghost-

Ghost: That's dangerous.

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Ghost: What’s up with new recruit? They’ve been lying on the floor for like….an hour now?

Gaz: They're just a little overwhelmed.

Ghost: Why?

Gaz: Price smiled at them and said they did a good job

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König: Why is there blood everywhere?

Y/N: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.

König: You stabbed someone?!

Y/N: No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife.

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