Magolor: *falls into Space Hell*
Bandana Dee: Timer starts now! When are they coming back? I say two months!
Landia: Bullshit. One month.
Dedede: Nah, half a month.
Kirby, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? MAGOLOR JUST DIED!
Meta Knight, scratching chin in thought: One week.
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anakin: i can excuse genocide but i draw the line at homophobia
obi-wan: you can excuse GENOCIDE?!
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China, addressing the allies: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
America: But – that’s just a trash can.
China: It sure is!
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Daroach: I'm not worried about silly things like labels... People can call me whatever they like!
Adeleine: Is that Danger Mouse tho
Daroach: Inhales NEVER CALL ME DANGER MOUSE-
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Shadow Kirby: *aggressively throws pencil at Dark Meta Knight*
Dark Meta Knight, deadpan: Oh no. I’ve been stabbed. I’ve been impaled.
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Vestara Khai: Just couldn't wait, could you?
Ahri Raas: For what? Abeloth's a no-show.
Vestara Khai:
Ahri Raas: She's right behind me, isn't she?
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Avarenya, during "Allies for Bruma": Your savior is here!
Janus Hassildor, singlehandedly fighting off the hoards of Oblivion: So nice of you to show up.
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Patrick: I can't figure out how to eat this cupcake.
SpongeBob: You're supposed to take the paper off.
Patrick: Ohhh!!
Patrick: (eats the paper)
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Never let Dark Meta Knight run a lemonade stand
Quote is from Season 4 Ep 11 (I think) of Spongebob Squarepants called "Whale of a Birthday"
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Nebula: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.
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Arista please.
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