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Marx: It’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks!
Susie: Why would I do that?
Marx: It’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free!
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Meta Knight: We need to distract these guys.
Marx: Leave it to me.
Marx: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Francisca & Flamberge: *immediately begin arguing*
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Taranza: I wanna sleep for 40 hours.
Daroach: You know that's called a coma, right?
Taranza:
Taranza: That sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now.
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Dark Meta Knight, passing his phone to Kirby: I'm passing the phone to someone, who if I had to choose between hanging out with them, and having my organs removed one by one, I’d choose the organs.
Kirby, passing the phone back to Dark Meta Knight: I'm passing the phone to one of my best friends!
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Magolor: *falls into Space Hell*
Bandana Dee: Timer starts now! When are they coming back? I say two months!
Landia: Bullshit. One month.
Dedede: Nah, half a month.
Kirby, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? MAGOLOR JUST DIED!
Meta Knight, scratching chin in thought: One week.
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Dark Meta Knight: I will never forgive Craigslist for banning me after I wrote a post seeking a sworn nemesis. Whoever reported that is obviously my nemesis but I was so pissed.
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Bandana Dee: How are you gonna carve a gigantic pumpkin?
Dedede: The same way I make onion rings!
Dedede: *grabs laser chainsaw*
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Meta Knight: Can you keep a secret?
Magolor: Well, I'm good until I meet the next person.
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Flamberge: I'm a witch. I mixed some herbs and crystals together and now my cat knows the f-word.
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Taranza: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.
Bandana Dee: What?
Taranza: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?
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Shadow Kirby: *aggressively throws pencil at Dark Meta Knight*
Dark Meta Knight, deadpan: Oh no. I’ve been stabbed. I’ve been impaled.
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It is Waddle Wednesday, my dudes.
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Magolor: What's two plus two?
Marx: Math.
Magolor: ...I will accept that answer.
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Magolor: I hope no one lowkey hates me.
Magolor: Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fiber of your being.
Magolor: Go big or go home.
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Kirby: *casually taking four stairs at a time*
Bandana Dee, falling behind, taking two stairs at a time: Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fu-
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Meta Knight: I'm not doing to well.
Bandana Dee: What's wrong?
Meta Knight: I have this headache that comes and goes.
*Marx enters the room*
Meta Knight: There it is again.
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Zan Partizanne, about to leave the house: Don’t spend all day watching YouTube, okay?
Flamberge: I FORGE MY OWN PATH!!
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