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Magolor: *falls into Space Hell*
Bandana Dee: Timer starts now! When are they coming back? I say two months!
Landia: Bullshit. One month.
Dedede: Nah, half a month.
Kirby, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? MAGOLOR JUST DIED!
Meta Knight, scratching chin in thought: One week.
#bandee won if anyone was curious#incorrect quotes#incorrect kirby quotes#incorrect star allies#kirby series#magolor#bandana waddle dee#landia#king dedede#kirby#meta knight#source: perchance generator
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Bandana Dee: Kirby would you still love me if I was a worm
Kirby: Yeah :)
Bandana Dee: But would you still love me if I was a caterpillar
Kirby: ....
Bandana Dee: ....
Kirby: .... 😥
#Kirby#Bandana Waddle Dee#Kirby series#incorrect kirby quotes#would you still love me if i was a worm#reminder that Kirby canonically hates caterpillars#Bandana Dee#she speks#she speks originale
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Idk if these make sense or not I just saw this one post and felt compelled to make this
#Kirby#incorrect quotes#adeleine#magolor#susie kirby#king dedede#bandana waddle dee#meta knight#marx#taranza#elfilin#incorrect kirby quotes#kirby incorrect quotes
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Kirby: We’re going to defeat you with the power of friendship.
Marx,Susie and DMK: We’re not friends.
Hammer Kirby: We’re going to defeat you with the power of incredible violence.
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Chef Kawasaki: I'm tired.
Meta Knight: You slept for three hours last night, before getting up to make breakfast! Why are you surprised?!
Chef Kawasaki: I'm not surprised. I just wanted to complain about something.
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Kirby Incorrect Quotes Part 1
Cw for Swearing (mainly Meta Knight) and mention of blood/injury
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Kirby: Poyo.
Meta Knight: Mmhm...
Kirby: Poyo! Poy poy poyo, poyo!
Meta Knigh: Really?
Kirby: Poy po poyo! POYO!
Meta Knight, shocked: Woah, calm down.
King Dedede: ???????
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Bandana Dee watching Meta + Dedede battle: Two bros, fighting in a battle field, no feet apart because they are gay!
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Meta Knight: *gets sliced open in a fight*
Kirby: Meta, you're bleeding out!
Meta Knight, applying pressure: It's fine, just a little scratch.
Kind Dedede, walking over: You can barely stand up right now-
Meta Knight, collapsing: Just a flesh wound-
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Kirby: Is anybody going to eat that?
Bandana Dee: Kirby, that's a lightbulb-
Kirby: *already had it in their mouth*
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Susie: She/Her/Hers
Kirby: They/Them/Theirs
Meta Knight: Fuck/This/Shit
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Some teacher or leader: Your children were in a fight.
King Dedede in a sarcastic tone: That's terrible!
Meta Knight: Did they win?
Kirby, Bandana Dee, and Sailor Dee: Yes.
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Meta Knight: I would destroy the world for you.
Sword/Blade Knight: Okay, can you cook something that's actually safe to eat?
Meta Knight, offended: I already do that, ask something else
King Dedede: Don't die on the battle field?
Meta Knight: Impossible, next question.
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Axe Knight: Is Captain Vul always like this when he loses?
Meta Knight: Oh, yes. You should've been there for the Great Monopoly Tantrum of XXXX, it was hilarious.
Captain Vul: Mace Knight stole the money and we all know it!!!
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Anyone: Ew. What kind of tea is this?
Meta Knight: I boiled gatorade, is that not like tea?
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Waddle Dee: Oh, fiddlesticks.
Meta Knight: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.
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Waddle Dee Interviewer: If you got arrested what would be the charges?
Kirby: Theft... But likely accidental!
King Dedede: Disturbing the peace probably.
Bandana Dee: Aggravated assault, 100%
Elfilin: Arson, don't ask why.
Meta Knight: All of the above. Likely in that order.
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#kirby#incorrect kirby quotes#kirby incorrect quotes#meta knight#king dedede#susie#susie kirby#captian vul#sword knight#blade knight#axe knight#mace knight#waddle dee#bandana dee#sailor dee#elfilin#kirby planet robobot#kirby and the forgotten land#kirby games#kirby right back at ya
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Magolor: *Puts on a Tiara*
Magolor: “NOW I AM KING AND QUEEN! BEST OF BOTH THINGS!”
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did some funny voices over a funny image
#im pretty sure this one's been dubbed before but i thought it was fun so erm... shaddup#also i guess this is a voice reveal? sort of?#kirby#incorrect kirby quotes#dubbing#voiceover
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Drawing Incorrect Kirby Quotes (Part 6)
I generated this quote this time
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Marx: “It’s my first time wearing contacts and holy SHIT some people come out of the wussy seeing like this?!”
Everyone else: .__.
Marx: “Ok ok, so I believe the phrase I was looking for is ‘roll out of bed’”
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I put our four favorite bois in the incorrect quote generator.
DISCLAIMER: I'm not shipping them! This was was random and just for fun.
And *ahem* excuse my bad handwriting
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Shadow Kirby: *aggressively throws pencil at Dark Meta Knight*
Dark Meta Knight, deadpan: Oh no. I’ve been stabbed. I’ve been impaled.
#incorrect quotes#incorrect kirby quotes#incorrect star allies#kirby series#shadow kirby#dark meta knight#source: perchance generator
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"What is with this... sassy lost child?"
-Drawcia meeting Marx, probably.
#they hate each other#kirby canvas curse#kirby super star#drawcia#marx kirby#in name only#source: one punch man#incorrect kirby quotes
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Hey remember when I used to post incorrect Kirby quotes- well-
#Kirby#incorrect quotes#incorrect kirby quotes#King dedede#marx#magolor#adeleine#meta knight#susie kirby#bandana waddle dee#dark meta knight#metadede
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Dedede: I am an expert at identifying birds.
Tiff: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?
Dedede: Yeah, they're all birds.
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Chef Kawasaki, planning this week’s meals: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Meta Knight: But – that’s just a trash can.
Chef Kawasaki: It sure is!
#incorrect quotes#incorrect smash bros#incorrect kirby quotes#meta knight#assist trophies#chef kawasaki
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