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Puss: Death and I don’t use pet names.
Kitty: I see. Hey, what the Spanish word for wolf ?
Puss: Lobo?
Death: Yes, Gatito?
Puss:
Kitty: Don't ever lie to my face again.
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(My fucking first time to Drawing Shreck , actually I used reference , cuz I can’t draw orges)
@growingautocorrect gives me idea)
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Puss: Don't talk to me like you know anything about me Lobo!!!
Death: Pendejo, I watched you die 8 times, one time eating shellfish you KNEW you were allergic!!!!
Puss: OK, fair enough.
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Puss: *Gets down on one knee*
Death : Oh my god, it’s finally happening.
Puss: *Falls over*
Death : The poison is kicking in.
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Ethical Bug: There's a saying in therapy: "Hurt people... hurt people".
Jack: I like that. I usually go with, "Make people cry, make people cry", but your version includes when people won't give you the satisfaction.
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Muerte/Death: *holds up humanized picture of himself* Not to be a critic but some people go just a bit…over board?
Bunnymund: *holds up one of himself* Welcome to the club mate. We got jackets.
Muerte: Oh Dios mio….
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Some more incorrect Puss in boots quotes
Puss: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.
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Puss: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.
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Kitty: Truth or dare?
Puss: Truth.
Kitty: How many hours have you slept this week?
Puss:
Puss: Dare.
Kitty: Go to sleep.
Puss: I don't like this game.
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Puss: Hey, can I get a sip of that water?
Kitty: It’s not water.
Puss: Vodka! I like your sty-
Kitty: It’s vinegar.
Puss: …What?
Kitty: It's vinegar, PUSSY.
Puss, absolutely distraught: NOT THE FULL NAME-
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Kitty: I am in charge of this disaster!
Puss: I have a name, you know.
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Kitty: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free milk.
Puss: Marry me.
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Puss: Are you mad?
Kitty: No.
Puss: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?
Kitty:
Kitty: yes pus, we’ve known each other for years, you should’ve known this about me.
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Kitty: Could you be anymore annoying?
Puss: Yes.
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Context, puss after telling the doctor about all the near death/death experiences he’s had:
Puss: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.
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Puss, during an argument with the doctor: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.
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Puss: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give lemons to puss in boots! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons!
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Puss: Hello, McDonald's, I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves.
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Puss, after being tricked by humpty for the second time: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled.
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Puss: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be!
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Puss: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.
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Puss: You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon.
Puss, drawing his sword: It's me.
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Puss: The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at math.
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Puss in Boots incorrect quote
Dulcinea: this is my beautiful husband Puss in Boots, he’s my angel and i love him so much
Kitty: this is Puss, he's my husband and he's not allowed out in public by himself anymore
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Kitty: 🎶I'm a Barbie girl🎶
Puss: Well, it's starting again!
Kitty: 🎶In the Barbie world🎶
Puss: Kitty, calm down!
Kitty: 🎶Life in plastic🎶
Puss: Calm down!
Kitty: 🎶This is fantastic🎶
Puss: Stop it!
Kitty: 🎶You can brush my hair🎶
Puss: How much can you repeat this!
Kitty: *dances fervently, making Puss even more angry*🎶Uh.... me everywhere🎶
Puss: *growls in anger*
Kitty: 🎶Imagination, life is your creation🎶
Puss: 🎶Come on Barbie, let's go to the party🎶
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Based on one of the incorrect quotes from @flippythegodzilla ^^
This one
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Ahsoka: I thought you were on a spiritual retreat.
Obi-Wan: Namaste.
Ahsoka: And you're supposed to be dead!
Darth Vader: I got better?
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Puss: *Screams*
Death: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Perrito: Should we do something?
Kitty: No, I want to see who wins.
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Puss sleep talking : noo-..come back-. . .
Death : what is he talking about?
Kitty : that happens sometimes. , just do not pay attention.
Puss : get back here-….sassy wolf- I wanna smack you fluffy ass-
* awkward pause *
Kitty : *WHEEZING*
Death : *Confused*
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Playing around with some incorrect quotes generator and this came up and summarised all too good(๑˘︶˘๑)
Puss: I can explain.
Lobo(scythes in hand): Can you??
Puss: Yes. If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
Or Death is a moronsexual and mad about it(🖒^_^)
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Puss: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Death : Puss, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
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Jack: Shhhh, do you hear that? That’s the sound of forgiveness.
Ethical Bug: That’s the sound of people dying, Jack.
Jack: That’s what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence.
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