Alex: No one can hurt you if you detach yourself from everything and avoid becoming emotionally invested in anyone.
Magnus, approaching: Hi
Alex, sweating: shit.
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Amir: I love you and all your imperfections
Sam: Aww
Magnus: I love you and all your imperfections
Alex: Bitch
Magnus: What
Alex: I don't have imperfections
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Alex: You best start respecting trans people's pronouns, darling, or I'll have to make your pronouns was/were
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Alex: Well, my first rule would be that no one can veto my rules.
Magnus: Well, that’s called “tyranny”, and it’s generally frowned upon.
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hello, half-blood tumblr 👋🏼
its samirah, aka sam the valkyrie from hotel valhalla ☽
nice to know you all :)
my floor 19 besties ,, ⁽ᵒᵒᶜ- ᵒⁿˡʸ ⁱᶠ ᵗʰᵉʸ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ᵒᶠᶜ⁾
@mallory-keen-to-kill , @alex-fierro-pr-nightmare , @magnus-falafelking , @thomas-jefferson-jr , @halfbornhalfdead
@will-solace-aaaaa is this how you do it
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Things I think Natalie Chase has said to/slash in front of baby Magnus
I'm so sorry, I've told him not to bite other kids. Don't worry, he's already had rabies so your kids probably fine.
In my opinion, dirt is a lot less tasty than mac and cheese, but you do you
Don't make me tie you to the fence post again.
Believe me, I want to pay for the dentist less than you want to go, but I would love to see you make it to 25 with all your teeth
No, of course! Don't wear your jacket. I'm sure hypothermia would go great with that shirt
Only people who learn how to read get to use the carving knife
That racoon is not your friend and when you come back with scratch marks I will laugh at you.
When I was his age, I'd only had chicken pox once, so this is new taretory
I know he's misbehaving. He's upset that I won't let hom sleep outside in November.
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Random Magnus Chase thing thought up completely in my brain
(Fighting)
Mallory: You can’t spell “Magnus” without “new”
Magnus: Wha- yes you can! There’s no “e” or “w!”
Alex, leading a stampede of gnus across the battlefield: G-N-U, MOTHERFUCKER!
I’m going to draw this once I figure out how poses other than standing upright
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Blitzen: Hurry up! I'm not dying in this outfit!
Blitzen: [thinking] Hearth's eyeballs might freeze mid-eyeroll.
Hearthstone: [thinking] Ridiculous, fancy, dwarf! When my fingers thaw I will pinch you!
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Blitzen: I knew you two couldn't stay mad at each other!
Alex: Oh yeah, we're closer than ever.
Alex & Sam: *hold up their hands to show they've been handcuffed to each other*
Hearth: [signing] You wanna tell me how this happened?
Sam: Well, Magnus thought-
Blitzen: Oh man, I wish that boy would stop doing that.
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Magnus: when I first met Alex, she really just took my breath away
Sam: a common response to being decapitated
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Magnus, drunk-calling Annabeth: Please don't answer, I want to leave a freestyle-rap voicemail.
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