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Annabeth: I heard you were dead. Magnus: Only mostly dead.
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simpingforpjo · 7 months
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Alex: No one can hurt you if you detach yourself from everything and avoid becoming emotionally invested in anyone.
Magnus, approaching: Hi
Alex, sweating: shit.
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thaliasthunder · 11 months
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just remembered magnus is canonically atheist and as an atheist in a really religious and conservative country that has had bad experiences w intolerant believers once they discovered im atheist, i would absolutely die for him
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frenz-of-frey · 1 year
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Blitzen: Hurry up! I'm not dying in this outfit!
Blitzen: [thinking] Hearth's eyeballs might freeze mid-eyeroll.
Hearthstone: [thinking] Ridiculous, fancy, dwarf! When my fingers thaw I will pinch you!
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actual conversation that happened between magnus and alex at one point
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Alex: Just so we're clear, if I say 'shut up' and you say 'make me' I am instantly thinking about making out with you.
Magnus: Also just so we're clear if you say 'shut up' and I say 'make me' that is most definitely an invitation to make out with me.
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tigersgems · 2 years
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Yup. This is Magnus Chase in a nut shell! A panicked Pan-sexual who is confused by almost everything.
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nicodiangelo-we-stan · 8 months
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Can you tell who my favs are from this post? Probably lol
Part 7 (as well as all the others)
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Alex: there was the biggest fucking nerd sitting in your exact seat yesterday
Samirah: that was me with my glasses on
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Alex: Well, my first rule would be that no one can veto my rules. Magnus: Well, that’s called “tyranny”, and it’s generally frowned upon.
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hello, half-blood tumblr 👋🏼
its samirah, aka sam the valkyrie from hotel valhalla ☽
nice to know you all :)
my floor 19 besties ,, ⁽ᵒᵒᶜ- ᵒⁿˡʸ ⁱᶠ ᵗʰᵉʸ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ᵒᶠᶜ⁾
@mallory-keen-to-kill , @alex-fierro-pr-nightmare , @magnus-falafelking , @thomas-jefferson-jr , @halfbornhalfdead
@will-solace-aaaaa is this how you do it
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Blitzen: I knew you two couldn't stay mad at each other! Alex: Oh yeah, we're closer than ever. Alex & Sam: *hold up their hands to show they've been handcuffed to each other* Hearth: [signing] You wanna tell me how this happened? Sam: Well, Magnus thought- Blitzen: Oh man, I wish that boy would stop doing that.
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simpingforpjo · 2 years
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Alex, rollerblading into Magnus’ room with sunglasses and a piña colada: Magnus, you’re not gonna fucking believe this
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thaliasthunder · 1 year
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no bc i know alex would eventually give magnus a nose piercing herself
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frenz-of-frey · 2 years
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Hearthstone: [panicking]
Blitzen: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be!
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tillygirl · 6 months
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Magnus: when I first met Alex, she really just took my breath away
Sam: a common response to being decapitated
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