Niki: Hi, sorry I’m late. Broke down on the way over here.
Sunoo: Oh no, what’s gunna happen to your car?
Niki: My what?
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Jake: Hey besties-
EJ: Die.
Jake: What did I do to you-
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[ENHYPEN as students]
Heeseung: The fake it till you make it
Jay: The one who get its food stolen.
Jake: The chaotic one
Sunghoon: The one with to much confidence
Sunoo: The one who steals others food
Jungwon: The one who can't sit still in their fucking seat
Niki: A B S E N T
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seon: i made tea.
k: i don't want any tea.
seon: i didn't make any for you. this is my tea
k: well then why did you tell me you made tea?
seon: it was a conversation starter.
k: it's a terrible conversation starter
seon: oh, really? we're conversing. checkmate
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sunghoon, under his breath: future husband say what
jake: what?
sunghoon: *chokes*
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jaeho: ready for tonight?
jimin: are you sure you want to talk about the p-a-r-t-y in front of the p-a-r-e-n-t?
heeseung: *sarcastically* damn, in times like these, i sure wish i could spell
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*During BTS Test*
NK: *Adds in Taehyungs hand gesture*
K: You shouldn’t do that
*Later on*
*During Flame On performance*
NK:
NK: Screw it, I’m doing the jacket flip that Jimin did in BST!
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Photographer
Sunoo: I'm not a photographer but I can picture us together *winks*
Niki: That's great, you know I'm not an editor but I can photoshop you out of that photo too
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@sunoo-luvs @danielion @soft-black-teabag @incorrectilandquotes @heeseungs-beanie
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Jake:
I’ve started seeing someone
Jungwon:
As in dating or hallucinations?
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Police: Okay, can you describe the guy that shot you?
Daniel: yeah... he wasn’t very nice
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Sunoo: In Legally Blonde, Elle won her case because she was true to herself and dressed cute
Heeseung: Sunoo, this is real life, not an excellent movie!
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I-Landers last words
K: Skrew these kids
Heensung: STOP BEING SO CUTE-
Jay: The Resentment Anger and Shame in me is about to explode.
Jake: You can't kill this aussie boy try again-
Sunghoon: You can't kill what's already dead
Sunoo: I knew I was cute but not this cute
Jungwon: Go ahead. Somebody is about to die today and it ain't me-
Niki: Look, I'll show you that this isn't dangerous-
Daniel: Sorry, to much swag can kill. You can't kill all of this swa-
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jungwon: i don't care what anyone says, the white part of an Oreo is the best.
geonu: dark without light is an abyss, light without dark is blinding. you cannot have a coin with one side
heeseung: yo socrates it's a fucking cookie
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