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#Incorrect enhypen quotes
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Jay: How do you feel?
Heeseung: *has tears running down his face and has been crying for the past two hours*
Heeseung: *checks his mood ring*
Heeseung: I'm happy and relaxed.
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kangnina · 2 months
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Interviewer: Describe yourself in a few words.
Jake: Head be genius. Dick game be the meanest.
ENHA: ....
Jake:
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nmixxedquotes · 3 months
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Jake: I love you guys, you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me
Sunghoon: we’re the best thing that’s ever happened to you?
Jake: yes
Jay: I’m starting to feel a little sorry for you
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minhosimthings · 6 months
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Sunghoon, making the most self deprecating joke on earth: I'm hilarious.
Jay:
Jay: no you're tramautised.
Sunghoon: it's not the same thing?
Thank you to @celestialwrites for the prompt
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typicalenhypen · 3 months
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Heeseung: Pick a card, any card Sunghoon: Fine Heeseung: Heeseung: "Any card" did not include my credit card, kindly hand it back
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elsawr1tes · 10 months
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Jay after Jungwon’s GQ photoshoot: The first thing I look for in a man is his heart
Jay: It’s not my fault his tits are in the way
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iandiareisland · 1 year
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Niki: Hi, sorry I’m late. Broke down on the way over here.
Sunoo: Oh no, what’s gunna happen to your car?
Niki: My what?
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maimurachulsoo09 · 2 months
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Sunghoon: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Jay:
Jay: Sunghoon, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Sunghoon: * Sips coffee from bowl*
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luxurystark-jackson · 10 months
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enhypen as text posts
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jeisim · 2 months
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jake: you know what i asked santa for christmas this year?
sunghoon: if you say me, i swear i’ll-
jake: you? what? no, i asked him for that cool ninjago lego set we saw in target!
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woniesheep · 1 year
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Incorrect enhypen
Heeseung: What are your goals?
Jake: To pet all the dogs.
Heeseung: No, fitness goals.
Jake: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.
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Jake: *googling* Are people who steal ducks called abducktors or kidquackers?
FBI agent monitoring him: *reaching for whiskey* Jesus Christ.
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kangnina · 13 days
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Heeseung: My date bombed.
Jay: Pretty sure it was your fault for going hard in the paint on the first date.
Heeseung: After weeks of DMs, I don't waste time with playful banter. My profile says DTF. She knew what this was!
Sunghoon: Was she fine?! Cuz I'll give a fine bitch a call.
Jake: I saw the pics. On a scale of ass to mouth, I'd suck and fuck. But first, wrap to tap the snap. Fuck a baby trap.
Jungwon: ... he's possessed...
Sunoo: This is why we can't have nice things.
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nmixxedquotes · 3 months
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[ENHYPEN incorrect quotes using university student convos/vibes]
Heeseung: yo give me one hour of the week where i don't have to worry about the next hour
Jay: standing up right now is a waste of energy
Jake:i don't even know if this apple gives me the nutrients. it could be fake. imma take this croissant tho
Sunghoon: i've done one problem in 2 hours. *stares in disbelief*
Sunoo: you can find me at the highest level of the library. please and thank you.
Jungwon: discussion posts give me green text vibes
Niki: *rips syllabus*
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minhosimthings · 4 months
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Sunghoon: It's nice to know you're wanted isn't it?
Heeseung: yeah it is
Jake:
Jay:
Jake and Jay: NOT BY THE FUCKING LAW IT ISNT
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typicalenhypen · 3 months
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Sunoo: Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I would just be excited to have a bunk bed Sunghoon: Jake: Ni-ki: Jay: I am gonna tell him Jungwon: Don't you fucking dare-
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