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elsawr1tes · 6 months

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hey could y'all do me a favour?

Reblog if you're okay with "weird" compliments on your stuff!

things like "biting this" and such

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elsawr1tes · 9 months

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MY ROOMMATE IS A GOD (LITERALLY)

CHAPTER 1 - that’s not very christian of you!!

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≪ PROLOGUE • masterlist • NEXT ≫

SUMMARY: on a normal day, you’d see jungwon in his apartment on his own. today’s not a normal day, since he has a college senior (the minor god he summoned with a prayer and some holy water) and his best friend (a demon) living with him. it’s even weirder that they’re fighting for his love, or rather, his soul.

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AN: for someone who references furries so much I sure know nothing about them!

TAGLIST: @enhacolor, @sunseeking-cryptid (open, ask to be added)

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elsawr1tes · 9 months

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Hyunjin: i’m allowed to slutshame him because he IS a slut

#things i say to user realstraykids on instagram #hwang hyunjin #skz hwang hyunjin #skz hyunjin #stray kids hyunjin #stray kids hwang hyunjin #incorrect skz #incorrect stray kids #incorrect stray kids quotes #skz incorrect quotes #stray kids incorrect quotes #incorrect kpop #incorrect kpop quotes #kpop incorrect quotes

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elsawr1tes · 9 months

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Yunjin on the groupchat: women are just so much more attractive than me

Yunjin: *men

Yunjin: also me

Yunjin: correct

#things i say to user realstraykids on instagram #based on what i know about yunjin this feels accurate #huh yunjin #le sserafim yunjin #le sserafim #incorrect lesserafim #incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect kpop #kpop incorrect quotes

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elsawr1tes · 9 months

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Jay after Jungwon’s GQ photoshoot: The first thing I look for in a man is his heart

Jay: It’s not my fault his tits are in the way

#same bestie #park jongseong #enhypen jay #yang jungwon #enhypen jungwon #enhypen jaywon #jaywon #incorrect enhypen quotes #incorrect enhypen #enhypen incorrect quotes #incorrect enha #enha incorrect #incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect kpop #kpop incorrect quotes

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elsawr1tes · 9 months

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Minho, at some point: I specialise in annoying people

#things i say to user realstraykids on instagram #lee know #skz lee know #stray kids lee minho #stray kids lee know #lee minho #skz lee minho #incorrect skz #skz incorrect quotes #incorrect stray kids quotes #incorrect stray kids #stray kids incorrect quotes #incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect kpop #kpop incorrect quotes

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elsawr1tes · 9 months

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Sunghoon: guess who’s rocking a fever again

Sunghoon: it’s this bitch

#things i say to user realstraykids on instagram #idk this feels like something sunghoon would say #park sunghoon #enhypen sunghoon #incorrect enhypen #incorrect enhypen quotes #incorrect enha #enha incorrect #enhypen incorrect quotes #incorrect kpop #incorrect kpop quotes #kpop incorrect quotes

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elsawr1tes · 9 months

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Chan: my sleep schedule is vaguely reminiscent of the religious rollercoaster of the 16th century

#things i say to user realstraykids on instagram #bang chan #stray kids bang chan #skz bang chan #incorrect skz #skz incorrect quotes #stray kids incorrect quotes #incorrect stray kids #incorrect stray kids quotes #incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect kpop #kpop incorrect quotes

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elsawr1tes · 11 months

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my roommate is a god (literally)

PROLOGUE - ft. sunghoon’s squeezy jesus

word count: 0.3k

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Seven minutes. Jungwon had seven minutes before Soobin hyung would arrive to pick him up.

He’d initially had 10 minutes, of which three he had just spent deciding if this was a good idea. Well, it was now or never, Jungwon thought, slipping behind the door of the janitor’s closet.

He fished out a strangely shaped holy water bottle (it was shaped like Jesus Christ, and squeezy, which Jungwon found slightly more disturbing) and gripped it tightly in his hand. After a quick glance at his phone, he recited a prayer:

“Te voco, dei paries. Servit mihi sicut pater tuus humanitati servit. Permitte me esse tuum dominum, donec transeam ad regnum alterum. Et adiuvabo te ad creatorem qui te genuit. ”

As he finished the last few words, Jungwon swished the now open Jesus bottle around his head three times. Some of the water got in his eye, which he considered penance for his AO3 history. He then sighed quietly and spoke in a clear voice: “Begone Thots!”

Initially, when the seller (someone called Sunghoon, who was… interesting to talk to) told him that those words were the most important part of the ritual, he resisted the urge to laugh. But now, when a bright light filled the room, Jungwon didn’t feel like laughing that much. Rather, he closed his eyes quickly, hoping to save his eyesight from an early demise.

A figure materialised in front of him, taller and bigger, but oddly familiar. He suddenly realised who it was as they started to turn around.

“What the fu-“

Jungwon definitely didn’t feel like laughing now.

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≪ PROFILES 2 • masterlist • NEXT ≫

SUMMARY: on a normal day, you’d see jungwon in his apartment on his own. today’s not a normal day, since he has a college senior (the minor god he summoned with a prayer and some holy water) and his best friend (a demon) living with him. it’s even weirder that they’re fighting for his love, or rather, his soul.

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TRANSLATION: i summon you, spawn of god. serve me as your father serves humanity. allow me to be your master until i pass to the other realm. and i will help you return to the creator who has sired you.

AN: the squeezy jesus is actually a thing i own if anyone wants to see it i’m willing to post a picture

TAGLIST: @enhacolor (open, ask to be added <3)

#tumblr stop telling me to tag while i write challenge #being born and raised in a catholic family and having weird catholic merch #uwu #jaywon.mriag #yang jungwon #park jongseong #jaywon #enhypen jaywon #enhypen smau #enha smau #enhypen social media au #enhypen fanfiction #enhypen fanfics #enha fanfic #enha fics

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elsawr1tes · 11 months

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my roommate is a god (literally)

PROFILES 2 - god squad

≪ PROFILES 1 • masterlist • PROLOGUE ≫

SUMMARY: on a normal day, you’d see jungwon in his apartment on his own. today’s not a normal day, since he has a college senior (the minor god he summoned with a prayer and some holy water) and his best friend (a demon) living with him. it’s even weirder that they’re fighting for his love, or rather, his soul.

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AN: me looking at the “originally released on” date like 😦🫢

TAGLIST: @enhacolor (open, ask to be added <3)

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elsawr1tes · 11 months

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my roommate is a god (literally)

PROFILES 1 - (not) lemon demon

「masterlist • PROFILES 2 ≫

SUMMARY: on a normal day, you’d see jungwon in his apartment on his own. today’s not a normal day, since he has a college senior (the minor god he summoned with a prayer and some holy water) and his best friend (a demon) living with him. it’s even weirder that they’re fighting for his love, or rather, his soul.

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AN: guess who’s back two days before their next gcse exam :D

TAGLIST: @enhacolor (open, ask to be added <3)

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elsawr1tes · 11 months

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my roommate is a god (literally)

PAIRING: jay x jungwon

SUMMARY: on a normal day, you’d see jungwon in his apartment on his own. today’s not a normal day, since he has a college senior (the minor god he summoned with a prayer and some holy water) and his best friend (a demon) living with him. it’s even weirder that they’re fighting for his love, or rather, his soul.

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GENRE(S): college au, humour, mythology au (?), religious/christianity-based au, crack, fluff, social media with written parts au

WARNING(S): heavy on the blasphemy, swearing, dirty jokes, questionable concepts, gods and demons if that’s a problem

FEATURING: bahiyyih (kep1), enhypen, txt, lee know (skz), xiaoting (kep1), hikaru (kep1)

STATUS: she is on hiatus (again) :(

UPDATE SCHEDULE: lol

RE-START: June 2, 2023 (original start on April 8, 2022)

TAG(S): #asks.mriag, #jaywon.mriag (if you want to unclog your dash or stalk me)

TAGLIST: @enhacolor, @sunseeking-cryptid (open <3)

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「PROFILES 1 ∥ PROFILES 2」

PROLOGUE - ft. sunghoon’s squeezy jesus

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CHAPTER 1 - that’s not very christian of you!!

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elsawr1tes · 1 year

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*Watching Dora and The Lost City of Gold*

Dora: Can you say “severe neurotoxicity?”

Jisung: Severe neurotoxicity!

Chan, softly under his breath: what the fuck

#my cousin (27) just did this #so i felt like it was fitting #han jisung #bang chan #stray kids #incorrect stray kids #stray kids incorrect quotes #incorrect skz #skz incorrect quotes #incorrect stray kids quotes #skz han jisung #skz bang chan #stray kids han #stray kids han jisung #stray kids jisung #stray kids bang chan

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elsawr1tes · 1 year

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i cant look at "y/n" and place my own name into it. thats a name on its own. y/n is a character to me

#me when i write y/n fics #elsa speaks #y/n aint any of you shes just her own fictional character

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elsawr1tes · 1 year

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every single enha smau got that one female idol that's queer coded, yoon from stayc competing with jake for the better sim title, somebody being yn's manager/bestie of 5 years/in love with yn secretly, and someone making fun of sunghoon 😭😭😭

#hmmmm #ryujin is the queer coded one #yoon from stayc did not appear in tsf #does heeseung count as in love with y/n secretly #did we make fun of sunghoon #i know sunghoon is the primary comic relief in mriag but still #different fics

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elsawr1tes · 1 year

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I posted 157 times in 2022

That's 157 more posts than 2021!

125 posts created (80%)

32 posts reblogged (20%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@elsawr1tes

@incorrectskzquotes

@ddeonuism

@myboyfriendjake

@r-a-t-p-o-i-s-o-n

I tagged 140 of my posts in 2022

Only 11% of my posts had no tags

#enhypen smau - 57 posts

#lee heeseung - 49 posts

#enhypen - 49 posts

#heeseung.tsf - 46 posts

#enha smau - 46 posts

#enhypen fanfics - 46 posts

#enha fics - 46 posts

#enha fanfic - 46 posts

#park jongseong - 45 posts

#enhypen fics - 45 posts

Longest Tag: 138 characters

#i love how instead of admitting that their friends have braincells the gang chooses to ignore the possibility that y/seung could be dating

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

S.Coups: *counting the members* 12, 13, 14- wait, 14?

Sunghoon: uh

Hoshi: he’s our son now

Seungkwan: yes

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#4

Seungkwan: i’m having a child with Jeonghan hyung

Jungwon: oh, congrat-

Jeonghan: *slams down adoption papers* it’s you, sign here

153 notes - Posted June 10, 2022

#3

heeseung: thank you for coming to my hee talk

jay: so what does hee stand for?

heeseung: what

jay: ted stands for technology, education and development, what does hee stand for?

heeseung: so it isn’t after the person who’s talking?

jake: FOR THE LAST TIME, NO, IT ISN’T!

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#2

the sim(‘)s freeplay

PAIRING: y/n x lee heeseung

SUMMARY: sim y/n decides to create her twitter moots in the sims freeplay, chaos ensues

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GENRE(S): social media au, fluff, the sims freeplay, comedy, humour, crack, romance, rom-com

WARNING(S): swearing, dirty jokes, making irls into sims, weird in general

FEATURING: enhypen, stray kids’ jisung and minho

STATUS: COMPLETED

UPDATE SCHEDULE: why do i even include this anymore

START: 22/06/2022

TAG(S): #heeseung.tsf, #asks.tsf (for un-clogging your dash like a plumber)

TAGLIST: closed D: (you can still ask to be added to the permanent taglist!!!)

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『PROFILES 1 • PROFILES 2 』

CHAPTER 1 - how jakephobic are you feeling today

CHAPTER 2 - back? broken

CHAPTER 3 - wikihow 🫶💪

CHAPTER 4 - love is in the air

CHAPTER 5 - IN PRIDE MONTH????

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CHAPTER 6 - jakehoon antis unite

CHAPTER 7 - omg jason you always ruin everything

CHAPTER 8 - the noises are the birds fucking

CHAPTER 9 - riki look at me this isn’t you 🥺🥺

CHAPTER 10 - that’s kinda sus tho

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CHAPTER 11 - maybe he has spotify premium

CHAPTER 12 - thursdays are smegsy

CHAPTER 13 - what’s upsexy

CHAPTER 14 - we must stay focused brothers

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My #1 post of 2022

enhypen - when you sleep together [headcanon]

pairing(s): enhypen x gn!reader genre(s): fluff & romance, established relationships warning(s): new tumblr author, mild swearing a/n: this is my first time writing on tumblr so this might be a bit weird but yeah, enjoy!

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~ HEESEUNG:

you’ll probably have forgotten to go to bed , waiting for him to come home from the studio, so you’re asleep on the couch. when he walks in he sees you asleep and internally he’s screaming because damn, you look so cute in your little cat pose snuggled with the blanket. he gently wakes you up and helps you to the bed. you’re already asleep again when he comes back so he just smiles and lies down next to you, an arm around you and letting you snuggle into his chest.

~ JAY:

he pretends to hate it when you wrap an arm around him but secretly he loves it so much, along with when you fall asleep on his shoulder after a late night event, he adjusts himself to make sure it’s comfortable for you. when you get home, he will not hesitate to try and carry you to bed (which always fails, ending up with you waking up and the two of you walking to bed together). sometimes, when he’s really tired, maybe after a late night dance practice, he falls asleep on your chest and it’s so cute when you wake him up and he looks up at you like a confused puppy, “y/nnie?”

~ JAKE:

he tends to fall asleep first, hugging you close. sometimes his head rests in the crook of your neck, maybe the closeness of your pulse soothes him. he’s like a little puppy when he sleeps, his face relaxed and squished against the pillow, and you like to watch him breathe in tiny, as you slowly drift off yourself. on the rare occasion where you fall asleep first, most likely after a super tiring day, he lets you sleep on his chest, watching you with the most lovey-dovey eyes until he falls asleep too. however tired he is, he won’t sleep unless he’s kissed you on your forehead, “goodnight, y/n”, and you say it back every night, “goodnight, jakey”

~ SUNGHOON:

he’s the type to pretend he doesn’t like the skinship but then when he’s asleep, he cuddles closer to you and hugs you around your waist. it always wakes you up, so you just watch fondly until you fall back asleep, your heads now touching. he always denies it in the morning, “stop lying, y/n, i would never!” but you both know how much he loves it. when you fall asleep first, he tends to hug you so that his body shields your own, he’s trying to protect you even in his sleep and you find it adorable when you wake up in the morning caged in his arms. when he falls asleep first, his head is usually on your chest, soothed by the feeling of your chest rising up and down as you breathe.

~ SUNOO:

you always fall asleep first, because he keeps himself awake just to see you asleep. he hugs you super tight, whether it’s a back hug or a normal hug, and he loves it when you snuggle into his neck. you’re always super tired after a long day, so he makes you both hot chocolate and you watch a drama together until you both fall asleep on the couch, your head resting on his chest with his arms around you. when you wake up in the morning, you always laugh at his face scrunched up behind the face mask he wears to sleep, “it’s important to maintain my beautiful skin, y/n!” and you’re usually the first one awake, unless he has an early practice when he’ll wake you up so that he can kiss you before he leaves, even though you always whine, “why do you want to kiss me? i just woke up!”

~ JUNGWON:

there isn’t really one specific person who falls asleep first with you two, it depends on the day. if he falls asleep first, he’s probably got his arms and legs splayed all over you and when you wake up you just smile and gently wriggle out from under them. when you fall asleep first, it’s usually with your arms around his torso with your head buried in his neck, and his arms around your waist hugging you close. if he has to wake up early in the morning it’s usually to you whining and trying to pull him down to make him stay in bed with you, but he just laughs and kisses you goodbye on the forehead. sometimes you come home later than him, which is pretty rare, but by that point you just fall asleep next to him, when he’ll wake up slightly but then go back to sleep, his arms draped over you.

~ NI-KI:

he’s the type who is used to sleeping on his own, so at first it feels a bit awkward sleeping together. after a while you notice that he tends to put an arm over you during the night, and you always hug him when you sleep. some mornings he wakes up and just lays there in your arms until you wake up and let him go. some nights he comes back late and gently lifts your head up so it lays on his chest. he likes watching you, so peaceful in your sleep, snuggling up closer to him for warmth. after a while he starts hugging you back, with both of you hugging each other as you sleep. sometimes you have to wake up early, but he won’t let you go, arms holding you down and he mumbles into your ear, “don’t go, y/nnie”. you stay there for a while, enjoying the warmth, until you really have to go, which makes him grumpy until you come back.

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a/n: that was fun, hopefully you enjoyed it, and if you like this sort of stuff feel free to request it :)

check out the rest of my content here

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Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #this is insane #i promise to actually work on that fic i have the masterlist out for #woo #cant believe the oneshot has more notes than the tsf masterlist though #that’s crazy

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elsawr1tes · 2 years

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boyfriend hunting 101

PROLOGUE - hunting men like they’re wild deers

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It’s 8am when Y/n’s Ring doorbell senses a person outside. It’s a delivery person, except Y/n’s sure she isn’t expecting a parcel today. The delivery person signs their checklist and nods to Y/n before returning to their van, having left a relatively small package on her doorstep.

Y/n picks up the package and checks the address, which, strangely, is her own. It also has the right name, which is even weirder. She definitely doesn’t remember ordering something like this, and unless her Amazon account has been hacked, there’s no way she ordered it.

She takes out a kitchen knife and slices through the packaging, finding a book inside. It’s titled "Boyfriend Hunting 101: Everything You Need To Know To Get Yourself A Boyfriend.” which is very strange and definitely a red flag, but piques Y/n’s curiosity. She opens the book to the introduction (there’s no blurb on the back, just several book reviews) which reads:

So, you've chosen to buy this book (thank you, this greatly helps my finances) which means you're interested in getting a boyfriend. I'm here to guide you through the process, which involves some simple and easy steps that will help you become a Master Romancer, and get that guy you like! Have fun, and happy romancing!

Y/n is further intrigued by the introduction, so flips to the contents. Each chapter seems to be a separate step to “becoming a Master Romancer”, with 69 in total (Y/n isn’t sure if that’s intentional or not). She briefly skims some of them, like “get to know him” and “seek him out during group activities”, and decides that this could be a fun project to undertake, in the way that it’s certain to publicly embarrass her in every possible method, because she loves being embarrassed.

She turns the page to the next one after Contents, which tells her to choose a target to hunt like she’s hunting a deer. The threat of animal harm is slightly worrying to Y/n, but she decides on the person she instantly thought of on seeing the word “boyfriend”: Park Sunghoon, her English literature partner and her crush of two years.

If there was anyone to “master romance”, it would be Sunghoon, because he was truly the most wonderful and best person she knew (although she might be slightly biased) and the sole reason for her English Lit grade being a pass mark. You’d think a UK transfer student would be good at English Literature, but alas.

Y/n takes out a pen and writes down Sunghoon’s name in the gap left to write the name of the “target” (so that she could shoot him down with her arrow of love, of course, even though she didn’t really want to hurt him).

She decides to follow the steps from tomorrow (one step a day, of course) so that, in two months, she would have finished the book, and hopefully, gotten herself a boyfriend, through the questionable method of hunting men like they’re wild deers.

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≪ PROFILES ∥ masterlist ∥ CHAPTER 1 ≫

SUMMARY: y/n gets a book delivered to her house. she doesn't remember ordering any books, but maybe Boyfriend Hunting 101: Everything You Need To Know To Get Yourself A Boyfriend can help her with her little problem: trying to ask her English Literature partner, Park Sunghoon, out on a date.

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AN: disclaimer: please don’t treat your men like people treated deers in the 16th century thank you

TAGLIST: @enhacolor (open, ask to be added!)

#wow i really forgot the tags huh #sexc #sunghoon.bh1 #x y/n #y/n #park sunghoon #oh wait none of the others are in this part #enhypen #enhypen smau #enha smau #enhypen social media au #enhypen fanfiction #enhypen fanfics #enhypen fics #enhypen fic #enha fanfic #enha fics #enhypen x reader #park sunghoon x reader

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