Hunter: Sorry I forgot to message you back. I also forgot to eat today if that makes you feel better.
Willow:
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Hunter: *practicing in a mirror* W-Will you be my valenti- you know what, this isn’t gonna work...
Willow: *outside Hunter's room* We’ve been dating for half a year, how the heck are you getting nervous-
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Luz: Where's Hunter?
Amity: Don't worry, I'll find him.
Amity, shouting: WILLOW SUCKS!
Hunter, distantly: Willow is the best person ever! Fuck you!
Amity: Found him.
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Camila: So, how did you guys meet?
Luz: She jumped on a table and attacked me in the cafeteria
Hunter: She kidnapped me while I was undercover
Eda: I threw a juice box at them.
Gus: He manipulated me into giving up my prized society
Vee: You mean officially or while I was under my stolen identity?
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Luz: “So how’s life with a baby?”
Willow: “Exhausting. I didn't know that it was possible for someone to cry this much.”
Luz: “Oh, I’m sure she’ll grow out of it soon.”
Willow: “Oh no, no, no, no. The baby’s an angel, she’s no trouble at all.”
Luz: “...But you just said-?”
Hunter, holding the baby and crying: “Willow, I love her so much!”
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Luz: it’s dark here…
The Collector: don’t worry, I got this.
The Collector: [stomps heelies]
The Collector: [slips and falls]
The Collector: Dang it! I thought I was wearing my light up sketchers!
Luz:
King: I’m glad it’s dark
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Hunter: I need some help asking out Willow
Amity: just because I'm dating Luz doesn't mean I know how I did it
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Willow,*holding Amity’s hand*: Our future partners must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Luz: *steps on a dog's tail and proceeds to drop to her knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Hunter: *trying to figure out how to peel an orange, ends up squirting the juice in his eyes and screams*
Willow and Amity: *Exchange a long look*
Amity: Those two. We want those two.
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[Penstagram chat]
RULERZREACHF4N: A theif.
Hello_willow: Thief?
RULERZREACHF4N: Theif.
Hello_willow: I before E, except after C.
RULERZREACHF4N: THceif.
Hello_willow: No.
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owl house incorrect quotes #1
willow: dads meet hunter
willow's dads internally: oh no an older teenage boy hanging with our daughter!!! he has scars and a mullet!!
willow: hunter, tell them about yourself
hunter: uhm i like wolves and i wanna be a palisman carver when i grow up but i also really wanna study magic at hexside and i played flyer derby with Willow and-
the dads: willow if you don't marry him we're signing adoption forms
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Luz: Look me in the eyes and tell me you don't have feelings for Willow.
Hunter: *looking lovingly at Willow across the room* I don't have feelings for Willow.
Luz: Hunter, you are nowhere near my eyes.
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Hunter: Oh no.
Luz: What's wrong?
Hunter: An angry girlfriend is coming towards us.
Luz: Uh... Mine or yours?
Hunter: Does it really matter?
Luz: Well, if it's Amity we might survive, but if it's Willow, we're totally dead.
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Hunter: *knocks Kikimora out*
Willow: “Yes! My man!”
Luz, Amity, Gus: *staring*
Willow: “Oh, we haven’t really put a label on it yet, have we?”
Hunter: “Um-”
Luz, Amity, Gus: *staring intensifies*
Willow: “Never mind. He did that!”
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