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hex-wittebane · 2 months

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Raise the roof!

#discord link #it's literally just my friend and i in there and neither of us are active lol #reblog from my other account lmao #the owl house

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hex-wittebane · 4 months

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If Philip was a woman she would be called a Karen in the fandom

if Philip was a woman, she'd be seen as "whiny" or "over dramatic" or "on her period".

(assuming both brothers are genderbent);

"oh, what? you mean you couldn't handle your only family leaving you behind for the very thing she warned you to stay away from? Just get over it already!" would likely be the general consensus.

#the owl house #toh #is this a hot take?#it's a hot take now #as a woman this is basically how it be #on an unrelated note as a woman does anyone know where to find someone that believes me LMAOOOOOOOO

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hex-wittebane · 4 months

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Luz: Who are you kissing at midnight?

Amity: My cat's little forehead, bro.

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hex-wittebane · 4 months

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Request Guidelines and Status

[Requests: Closed]

**Please note that this list can and will be updated as time goes on. There are things I didn't think of to add and they will be added if you come up with them. And if you have any questions PLEASE ASK ME.

Request Guidelines, Below The Cut:

Please Provide The Following:

WHO? Character, Reader (with preferred Gender and Pronouns), my OCs. RELATIONSHIP? Familial, other Platonic, Romantic. PLOT. What do you want to see happen during this piece? Does it take place during an episode? Prompt? Additional Information. Do you want some angst or fluff sprinkled in alongside the PLOT? If there is no provided PLOT, do you want angst or fluff? Use this space to also let me know any additional information I should touch on that you want included in the story.

What I Will Write:

ANGST FLUFF RELATIONSHIPS: As I mentioned above, I will write Familial, Platonic, and Romantic relationships. READERS INSERTS: Please include Gender and Pronouns. I do tend to default to Female because I am Female and that is what I default to. OC INSERTS: If you like one of my OCs enough to want to see more of them, by all means, ask for it. I do not write for anyone else's OCs at this time (this is largely due to the fact that I know my own OCs, not yours and for some reason in the past people didn't understand that they needed to tell me about their OC... so only my own). Additional things. Disabilities, Insecurities, Episodes, Crack Fics, Owl Pellets!

What I Will NOT Write:

SELF-HARM: You can ask for this as part of a backstory, but not ongoing. EATING DISORDERS: You can ask for this as part of a backstory, but not ongoing. INCEST SMUT/LEMONS/LIMES & SIMILAR: Just because I'm an adult, who may or may not have first-hand experience, does not mean I know how to write about it. Also, I straight up don't find the appeal in writing or engaging IRL. Personal thing. ABUSE: We can discuss this because of the implications and nature of TOH and Hunter's story. You have wiggle room in this fandom. It is very dependent on what you want, this is literally only here because I cannot write to save my life, otherwise it wouldn't be here, NGL. POLY-SHIPS: No hate, just because I am an adult, does not mean I have first-hand experience or even know someone in this type of relationship. Personal thing, again. CHARACTERS: There is a list of CHARACTERs that I will not do; this is subject to change, and I know for a fact I am missing exclusions:

Adrian Grey

Barcus

Boscha

Bria

Eberwolf

(I'm begging you, none of the school staff; the only exception I'll make is if you want Principal Bump but flashback era, because mood)

Terra Snapdragon

If any of you monsterfuckers ask for Philip Wittebane romance I'll delete my blog /j (I'm begging you to ask for HUMAN Philip though, that's fine. We are not kissing the goo. There is no romance with the slime. No bed sharing with the sludge.)

OTHER THINGS: At this time the only other thing I will typically turn down is Character/Character, I typically do these in the sense of CHARACTER A is the child of B and C. If I'm feeling some type of way, I might indulge you heathens in a character/character, but this is unlikely.

**GIF not mine**

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hex-wittebane · 7 months

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Willow: I've never actually heard guys introduce themselves, how do y'all find out each other's names? Gus: We usually just wait until we heard somebody else say it.

#the owl house #incorrect the owl house #incorrect quotes #source: twitter #willow park #incorrect willow park #gus porter #incorrect gus porter

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hex-wittebane · 7 months

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Hunter: Brainwashed call me neurodetergent.

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hex-wittebane · 8 months

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[Penstagram chat] RULERZREACHF4N: My illness is chronic but that ass is iconic Hello_willow: uhhh what illness you got? You good? RULERZREACHF4N: I got a sickness for the thickness RULERZREACHF4N: Just kidding it's crippling depression

#the owl house #incorrect the owl house #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #toh hunter #hunter toh #incorrect hunter #willow park #incorrect willow park

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hex-wittebane · 8 months

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[Penstagram chat] Hello_willow: I've got this math question, needed some help. Hello_willow: X + U = 15 Hello_willow: I think X is 5 because U is definitely a 10. RULERZREACHF4N: Huh? Hello_willow: Yes? RULERZREACHF4N: IDK RULERZREACHF4N: It can be anything. Hello_willow: Think about it, dude. RULERZREACHF4N: Are you okay? Hello_willow: Nvm, it was a compliment. Hello_willow: I meant yiu were a 10. RULERZREACHF4N: Dude, I'm 17. Hello_willow: OH Hello_willow: MY

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hex-wittebane · 8 months

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[Post-Epilogue] Luz: The real Owl House is the friends we made along the way.

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hex-wittebane · 8 months

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hex-wittebane · 8 months

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[In the Human Realm] Luz: You lying, cheating piece of shit! Amity: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do! WelcoME TO THE REAL WORLD! Luz: I'm leaving you, and I'm taKING WILLOW WITH ME! [Hunter is cleaning up the monopoly board] Vee: I think we're gonna stop playing now.

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hex-wittebane · 8 months

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[Belos is in the kitchen alone, he sneezes] Hunter, stuck, duct taped to the ceiling above him: Bless you. Belos, sputtering, looking everywhere but the ceiling: Fucking-GOD?!

#the owl house #incorrect the owl house #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #toh hunter #hunter toh #incorrect hunter #emperor belos #incorrect emperor belos #philip wittebane #incorrect philip wittebane #in terms of toh i have no idea how hunter got up there #in terms of my oc: hayden wittebane story she put him there #in terms of my oc: hayden wittebane wittesiblings AU it would not be hunter there but rather pip clawthorne for malicious reasons

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hex-wittebane · 8 months

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Hunter, addressing the nearest person: Dude can you stop being consumed by the darkness for five fucking seconds and deal with the situation at hand?

#source: text message #the owl house #incorrect the owl house #incorrect quotes #source: twitter #toh hunter #hunter toh #incorrect hunter

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hex-wittebane · 8 months

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Hunter, points: Oh, my Titan, there's a wolf! Camila: Where? Hunter: No, the regular kind.

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hex-wittebane · 8 months

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Luz: Before you turn 18, you have to choose exactly one of these books to read and then never stop talking about it for the rest of your life: - Harry Potter - The Great Gatsby - Animal Farm - The Communist Manifesto - 1984 - The Bible

#the owl house #incorrect the owl house #incorrect quotes #source: twitter #luz noceda #incorrect luz noceda #reblog with that book you read from this list and never stop talking about #as much as i joke about communism with the bugs bunny meme in my social circle im actually the great gatsby and i will die talking about it

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hex-wittebane · 9 months

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Em: Do you think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like 'Ha! 'Tis thou!'

#the owl house #incorrect the owl house #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #emira blight #incorrect emira blight

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hex-wittebane · 9 months

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Willow: Crying Session at my house tonight at 8. Pull up!

#the owl house #incorrect the owl house #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #willow park #incorrect willow park

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