Emperor Belos: I hate witches.
Y/N (a witch): Hey can you help me with this?
Philip DROPPING EVERY THING to go help (Y/N)
Covenheads/Luz and the Hexside Gang: ... ????
Emperor Belos: This means nothing.
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Hunter, T-posing in the doorway: Good morning, parental figure
Darius, not looking up from his phone: Good morning, problem child.
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Hunter, sweating: Willow, there’s something I need to ask you-
Willow: Finally! You’re proposing!
Hunter: How’d you know?
Willow: Hunter, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Willow: I even picked it up once.
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Luz: I turned out perfectly fine!
Hunter: Luz, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Luz: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!
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Emira: Ah yes, fall is here. Everything is falling.
Emira: The leaves.
Emira: My grades.
Emira: Edric.
Emira: [shoves Edric down the stairs]
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Willow: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE?
Hunter: anything, honestly. the strong, independent type especially.
Willow, desperately as Hunter bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE!
Hunter: oh, b positive!
Willow: DON’T TELL ME TO BE POSITIVE! JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE!
Hunter:
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Hunter, on the ground: I guess you could say I really FELL for you, huh?
Willow: You literally just fell down a whole flight of stairs. How are you still alive?
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Hunter, trying to check on something: *to Darius* ...Uh, Dad?
Darius, cooking: Yes, son?
Darius:*realizes* Wait--!
Hunter,running to his room: I KNEW IIIIIIT!!
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Cat: *meows*
King: What did you just call me? Oh that's real freaking rich coming from you!!
Luz: I- I’m sorry, can he actually understand what it's saying or is he just messing with us?
Eda: Knowing him it's probably both.
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Hunter, picks GrimWalker baby (Y/N) up: Oh, it’s okay, sweetheart, you’ll learn how to do that on the inside when you get older.
GrimWalker Baby (Y/N): *crying*
Darius: …
Darius: Hunter, are you okay?
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Raine: Hey Darius, have you seen my top?
Darius: I think Eda’s in the kitchen.
Raine: *chokes*
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Willow: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Hunter: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Willow: But you’re always acting stupid?
Hunter: ...
Hunter: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
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Eda: Some people tell me that I have a unique way of lighting up the room.
Lilith: It’s called arson, Eda, and those ‘people’ are witnesses.
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