Dream: You dare suggest one such as i might need your companionship
Hob: Yes, yes i do!
Dream:
Dream: Then I'll take my leave and proof you're wrong
Hob:
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Persevere, Hob…
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Hob, very tired: oh I wish for the sweet embrace of sleep.
Morpheus: *emotionally repressed blush*
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murder or idiot were the only viable options
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I can relate to Crowley.💤
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Hob: So in the Dreaming, for currency do you use--
Dream: Don't say it.
Hob: --SAND DOLLARS??
Dream: You know what, I changed my mind we're not friends actually
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Hob on one of their regular meetings: "Hello, Stanger, come here often?"
Dream: "You know who I am. We literally kissed each other outside."
Hob: "Just play along! For fun!"
Dream: "... okay"
Hob: "You're here all alone, Stranger?"
Dream: "No, I'm waiting for my boyfriend."
Hob: ....
Dream: ...
Hob, not giving up: "Is he handsome?"
Dream: "He's stupid."
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Hob,very drunk: Fight me you nerd as punk
Dream,also very drunk: At least try to sound sophisticated when you threaten someone
Hob: Does thou wish to engage in a duel my good ....bitch
Dream: Somehow that was worse
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Dream: Thanks for not telling Hob what happened.
Matthew: I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this.
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Another
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Of course he will !
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Corinthian: Well if it isn't the boss's little boyfriend.
Hob: Oh, hi Corinthian. Dream doesn't really talk about you much, how are you.
Corinthian: Nothing really just strolling around, so you've been dating him for a while?
Hob: Yup!
Corinthian: Is he a screamer?
Hob: *blushes* Well uh..
Dream: I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it...
Corinthian: It was worth it.
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Dream: Sister, how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?
Death: The best revenge is letting go and living well.
Dream: ...
Dream: Hob, how do I get-
Hob: -I am already packed, let's go.
[a few hours later]
Death: How did it go?
Dream: Hob tricked me into letting go and living well.
Hob, high-fiving Death: Works every time.
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Dream: Hob and I are dating.
Death: *gasp*
Desire: *gasp*
Lucienne: *gasp*
Matthew : *gasp*
Hob: *gasp*
Dream: Hob, why are you gasping?
Hob: Sorry, I'm still surprised.
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