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#incorrect dreamling quotes
voukkake · 2 months
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Dream: You dare suggest one such as i might need your companionship
Hob: Yes, yes i do!
Dream:
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Dream: Then I'll take my leave and proof you're wrong
Hob:
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mimisempai · 11 months
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Persevere, Hob…
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magnusbae · 2 years
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murder or idiot were the only viable options
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familiar-anonymous · 2 years
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I can relate to Crowley.💤
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nicelytousled · 1 year
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incorrect sandman quotes but its all ferdie's tweets part 1 (part 2)
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zzoomacroom · 4 months
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Hob: So in the Dreaming, for currency do you use--
Dream: Don't say it.
Hob: --SAND DOLLARS??
Dream: You know what, I changed my mind we're not friends actually
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tofiam · 1 year
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Hob on one of their regular meetings: "Hello, Stanger, come here often?"
Dream: "You know who I am. We literally kissed each other outside."
Hob: "Just play along! For fun!"
Dream: "... okay"
Hob: "You're here all alone, Stranger?"
Dream: "No, I'm waiting for my boyfriend."
Hob: ....
Dream: ...
Hob, not giving up: "Is he handsome?"
Dream: "He's stupid."
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doctorhimbeere · 1 year
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Hob,very drunk: Fight me you nerd as punk
Dream,also very drunk: At least try to sound sophisticated when you threaten someone
Hob: Does thou wish to engage in a duel my good ....bitch
Dream: Somehow that was worse
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headcanonthings · 1 year
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Dream: Thanks for not telling Hob what happened.
Matthew: I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this.
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regaliasonata · 2 years
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Corinthian: Well if it isn't the boss's little boyfriend.
Hob: Oh, hi Corinthian. Dream doesn't really talk about you much, how are you.
Corinthian: Nothing really just strolling around, so you've been dating him for a while?
Hob: Yup!
Corinthian: Is he a screamer?
Hob: *blushes* Well uh..
Dream: I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it...
Corinthian: It was worth it.
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voukkake · 4 months
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Another
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mimisempai · 1 year
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Of course he will !
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magnusbae · 2 years
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The Sandman + Incorrect Quotes
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familiar-anonymous · 1 year
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Dream: Sister, how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?
Death: The best revenge is letting go and living well.
Dream: ...
Dream: Hob, how do I get-
Hob: -I am already packed, let's go.
[a few hours later]
Death: How did it go?
Dream: Hob tricked me into letting go and living well.
Hob, high-fiving Death: Works every time.
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night-eyes1 · 2 years
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Dream: Hob and I are dating.
Death: *gasp*
Desire: *gasp*
Lucienne: *gasp*
Matthew : *gasp*
Hob: *gasp*
Dream: Hob, why are you gasping?
Hob: Sorry, I'm still surprised.
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orangechickenpillow · 2 years
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“And then, and then, Lucienne, he told me that the reason I keep meeting him every hundred years is that I’m lonely.”
“.......”
“I mean, can you believe the audacity -- and of a human, too?”
“........ My Lord, the last time you went to see Hob Gadling you asked me if your hair looked alright before you left. And then you asked me again. Twice, my Lord. You asked me if your hair looked alright twice before your date with the man.” 
“.......”
“We’ve been placing bets on how much longer until you wed him.”
“It seems I’m in need of a new librarian.”
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