Merlin, writing in his diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There is blood on my hands.
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Person A: “I think there might be some confusion, I’m just a normal pet sitter.”
Person B: “Yes?”
Person A: “...This is a hellhound.”
Person B: “Oh, All their meals are already prepped and waiting in the freezer, and they’re more interested in cuddles than playing, so you’ll only need to take them for a walk once a day!”
Person A: “That’s not-”
Person B: “I’ll pay you five hundred dollars a day, with an additional two thousand as a bonus if you take care of them for the full two weeks.”
Person A: “...When would you like me to start?”
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*points to Tsumugi*
She’s just like me! For real for real!!!
There’s just something about drv3’s meta exploration of what fiction truly means that just scratches my brain the right way hahahahaha
Need to draw more pregame stuff!!!
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deeply refreshing to see someone critical of Swift who also like, genuinely likes her. Like i'm neutral to positive on her, but the online discourse has been absolutely rancid. flipping between "Taylor Swift has never done anything wrong ever and she's a fucking genius" and "Taylor Swift is the worst lyricist of all time and also a bad person" is exhausting, so thank you for like. nuance or something lmao
not to make it serious for a sec but i genuinely think that being able to like things that are bad is really important. like I think that it's an important skill to be able to look at something and see what you personally enjoy about it and then take a step back and acknowledge that objectively it's flawed. and to also be able to acknowledge that liking something isn't necessarily an identity or a moral stance. and i think that fandom space in general could really benefit from more people taking the time to learn how to do that. it's okay to like things that are bad
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The bad kids' lives are in shambles and it's all really bad and stressfull but Porter basically roasting Gorgug's build because it wasn't optimized enough fucking killed me
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the problem with landlords is not that they are "lazy" or "useless" the problem is they hoard a resource needed for survival and extort people for access how many times does this need to be said
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Well I obviously have to suggest either gnf mpreg or dnf with baby
george is jealous of their matching pigtails
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