for totally no reason what so ever would the scoundrel say "Funfact! i have never done anything wrong ever!" ?

yes. enthusiastically and unironically. they EARNESTLY believe this

stranger things subreddit i hope you rot in hell

am deeply in love with characters who love and devote themselves so much to another person that they end up molding parts of themselves for or even in the image of the one they love but are doomed by the narrative to die discarded and/or ignored precisely by the one they adore

i went thru hell rendering this 😭😭😭😭

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Pour one out for a real one.

i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person

went to a discussion led by elliot page earlier today and there were many good things said but at one point the other presenter asked him "what's a cool thing about yourself that has nothing to do with being trans?" and he said "uhh this is all I've got going for me" and then paused before adding "if anyone has three oranges, I can juggle"

Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?

whenever someone calls USAmerican English the 'movie accent' I remember how somewhere last year I was on a train when suddenly the silence was broken by an american voice behind me somewhere and I immediately thought "Oh no, someones playing their tiktoks out loud again" and automatically turned around to put a face to my annoyance like you do when someones driving bad, and turns out a few rows down were just some actual in the flesh USAmericans having a nice conversation amongst themselves. I am sorry Americans I'm glad they let you out of the phone

#I hope they feel like Italian today

It's almost time for Zack and Cody's reservation at the Italian restaurant

The internet on 16/11/2023:

If you're lamenting the fact that you used to be able to shoot through a 500-page novel in like a day when you were in middle school and now you can't, it's worth bearing in mind that a big part of that is because when you were in middle school, your reading comprehension sucked. Yes, mental health and the stresses of adult life can definitely be factors, but it's also the case that reading is typically more effortful as an adult because you've learned to Ponder The Implications. The material isn't just skimming over the surface of your brain anymore, and some of the spoons you used to spend on maximising your daily page count are now spent on actually thinking about what you're reading!

VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.

Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)