You know how piss became a meme then a bunch of memers turned out to be into piss
Then vore became a meme and then a bunch of memers turned out to be into vore
I’m just saying, every time one of yall jokes about cock and ball torture I’m lookin at you like this
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I made this so now all y'all have to look at it.
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First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this
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If you're in the need for some kind of magical artifact of magic for your setting, consider Fresnel Lenses which are used in lighthouses:
These things are Alive.
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what if magical girl transformations were just shitty powerpoint transition effects
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yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha
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we are not getting out of the plant blog allegations with this one
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I could NOT be in feudal Japan. Here are some reasons why
I wasn’t born then.
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im just saying, i would be able to see an arctic fox if there was one nearby. i know what an animal looks like
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At one point my cowboy OC’s boyfriend gets bitten by a sick fox. He takes him in to town and it’s concluded the fox was rabid. His boyfriend develops a fever shortly after. My cowboy OC, Clairville, is a Quaker and pointedly refuses to carry a gun but his boyfriend takes off his gun belt, hands it to him and asks him to euthanize him if he becomes undeniably symptomatic for the virus. You would put a horse down if it was suffering, why won’t you show me that mercy? Clairville sits in that hotel room for two days tending to his boyfriend’s fever, sleeping next to the gun in case he hits the aggression stage of the virus. And then his fever breaks and he’s fine. It was an infection. The fox likely had distemper as opposed to rabies, there had been a distemper outbreak in the local dog population.
But Clairville is never the same again.
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You know the Grimm version of Snow White makes more sense than most versions if only because in that version Snow White was like 7 years old.
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Gymnaster savatieri and Varied carpet beetle
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Israel has deployed auto-firing quadcopters that emit the sounds of crying babies.
https://xtwitter.com/jam_etc_art/status/1780038184828608975
There is no possible reality where this is in any way capable of being passed off as self-defense. It was never self-defense. It is, and always has been, a genocide.
Crying babies. Crying babies. This is, beyond a shadow of a doubt, meant to draw out and kill civilians while also making it far more difficult to locate and aid children who are trapped or alone.
If you have money to spare, please consider donating to some of the fundraisers on Operation Olive Branch to help people escape this genocide.
End the occupation. Free Palestine.
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