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Good news: Noe did come back and it only took him like two seconds to remind me why I'm in love with him and forget I ever looked in the direction of sehzade Hasan.
Bad news: I'd already kissed him.
#in my defence i was left unsupervised!#so it's all noe's fault for going mia for so freaking long#and playing hot and cold#oh i'm gonna enjoy the drama when in unfolds#romance club#dracula a love story#rc hasan#noe lokid#bitch speaks
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The most fun parts of being a camp counselor are the ones that you can never ever let the campers find out about
#also also council you probably shouldn’t tell them either#i’ve done so many archery trickshots alone on the range#in my defence i was left unsupervised#and i am also very very good at archery so i can do them safely#also slingshots are fun apparently#probably bad for our supply of paintballs that i now know its fun because apparently i am good at it#she speaketh#girl scouts#girl scout camp
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does anyone else get reminded of how dumb they are and just get the Sads
#i just tried to shower with my AirPods AGAIN#in my defence i was left unsupervised#i need to go i can’t#steviia.txt
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Wednesday takes something a little too literally.
Enid: Man i'm so hungry i could eat a horse right now!
Wednesday: (With Heart Eyes at the idea of such violence)...Really?
Enid: Yeah! Track practice was exhausting... and i'm starving!
Wednesday:
Wednesday: (Grabbing her phone) Say no more.
Twenty minutes later.
Enid: Wednesday... what the hell is this?
Wednesday: I apologise if the size of the horse is not up to your standard... it was the best i could provide on such short notice. If this one doesn't sate your hunger i can order another one
Enid: I didn't mean it literally Wends! And where did you even get a horse from anyway?!
Wednesday: Oh... A farm down the road...
Enid: I don't even wanna know what you told him to sell you a horse.
Wednesday:
Wednesday: So what we are going to do with a half-ton horse?
Enid: You're the one that bought him!
Wednesday: In my defence your the one who said she could have eaten a horse.
Enid: It was a figure of speech Wends!
Wednesday: (Mumbling) I was left unsupervised...
Enid: Oh em gee, How can someone so smart be so dumb?!
Enid: (Under her breath) I have never wanted to marry such a dumbass more in my entire life.
Wednesday: What?
Enid: (Blushing) Nothing!
Enid: (Grabbing her phone) I'll order from Uber Eats (Gesturing vaguely with one hand) You pine solve this little problem.
Wednesday: (Grimacing as the Horse starts licking her face)
Wednesday: (To the horse) I hate you, you're lucky she is the embodiment of sunshine.
(They keep the horse)
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lotr/the hobbit incorrect quotes
part 5, this time you get five
Boromir: i was raised as an only child
Boromir: it was honestly kinda unfair towards my brother
— — — —
Orc: i have one of your sons!
Aragorn: which one? we have four.
Orc: uh— the annoying one, constantly talking and asking about food?
Boromir: …
Aragorn: …
Boromir: which one? we have four.
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Three hunters moment
Gimli and Legolas: in our defence, we were left unsupervised
Gandalf: wasn’t Aragorn there with you?
Aragorn: …
Aragorn: so in my defence, i was also left unsupervised—
— — — —
Thorin: and what did I tell you about breaking the rules!?
Kili and Fili: how uncle, you toLD US HOW!
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Gimli: this i a stupid idea, what are you like five?
Legolas: yeah, five heads taller than you
Gimli: …
Legolas: …
Gimli: …
Legolas: nononono wait don’t walk away!!
#lotr#boromir#aragorn#lord of the rings#the lord of the rings#aragorn x boromir#legolas#faramir#lotr incorrect quotes#gimli son of gloin#merry and pippin#thorin oakenshield#kili and fili#legolas x gimli#three hunters#gandalf the white#the hobbit incorrect quotes#the hobbit
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Harry: In my defence, I was left unsupervised.
Remus: Wasn't Sirius with you?
Sirius: In my defence, I was also left unsupervised.
#marauders#wolfstar#sirius black#sirius being sirius#hilarious#remus lupin#funny#incorrect harry potter quotes#wolfstar raising harry#remus is tired#harry potter#harry potter incorrect quotes
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SKK VALENTINE’S WEEK PROMPTS LIST IS HERE
Guidelines below
Day 1: Love | Valentine’s Day | “May I?”
Day 2: Camellias | Floral Troubles | “You want to kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid.”
Day 3: Cake | Secret Relationship | “Really? That one?”
Day 4: Unrequited | Almost Too Late | “Your beauty never ever scared me.”
Day 5: Soulmates | Alternate Universe | “Are we fighting or flirting?”
Day 6: Cuddling | Memories | “In my defence, I was left unsupervised.”
Day 7: Free Day — Go wild with your own prompts!
Guidelines:
All prompts are open to both SFW and NSFW interpretation
We welcome all forms of work, including and not limited to fanart, fanfic, threadfics, headcanons, edits and so on
We will be reblogging all works. When posting, tag us here @bsdfanweek so we can find your work and reblog/interact with it (note: this event is run on Twitter as well. Tag us if you post there and we’ll retweet your submissions!)
Other tags are to your own discretion, however we do ask that all NSFW works must be tagged accordingly to allow others to curate their feed and filter accordingly
If you have any questions, our ask box is open. We can’t wait to see what comes of these prompts!
Wishing everyone an early happy Valentine's and have fun creating! ❤️
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Buddie Hiatus Fic Rec - Month 7Nov 16 - Dec 15
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share this hour of make-believe by fleetinghearts / @shitouttabuck
Gen | 1.2k
quarantine finds eddie sharing a bed with a pillow-thief and sleep-talker. he minds less than he thinks.
In my defence I was left unsupervised by Spotsandsocks / @spotsandsocks
Mature | 1.3k
Buck gets bored and decides on a new look, he may have doubts about the end result but Eddie’s having thoughts, interesting thoughts.
moth to a flame by brewrosemilk / @gayhoediaz
Teen | 1.7k
Eddie’s kiss is so gentle that Buck aches.
coax the cold right out of me by oklahoma / @sunshinediaz
Teen | 2.6k
“You know,” Eddie begins, running his fingers through Buck’s damp, frizzy curls, “when I booked this cabin for the weekend, I had plans for us to fuck real nasty by the fire.”
I’ll be anybody but me by justhockey
Not rated | 3.4k
Just one single moment, and his house of cards almost came tumbling down. Buck shouldn’t be surprised though, he’s never been much of a magician; no matter how hard he tries, he’s never been able to make himself disappear.
The spaces in between by sparkles_stars
Teen | 4.4k
Buck and Eddie get curiously domestic, pine a little, and ultimately - with sweetness and light - get together.
5k-10k
in the rough draft, [s]he loved you by iinryer / @iinryerGeneral audiences | 5.3k
during the flight home to LA, eddie tries to write down some things he wants to say to buck
reachin for me (makin love to someone else) by inbetweenthestacks / @organizedstardustExplicit | 8.3k
Buck says Eddie’s name while having sex with Natalia.
I wanna spend my forever like that by wikiangela / @wikiangelaGeneral Audience | 8.6k
Eddie catches a cold and stubbornly denies he's sick, while a fondly exasperated Buck is trying to take care of him.
Friends Don't by chronicallystendan
Teen | 8.7k
Eddie and Buck have always been closer than most best friends and it's never bothered them, but lately they've been starting to wonder if there might be more than just friendship between them.
10k-20k
Claxons and Silver Bells by catwalksalone
Teen | 10.5k
Eddie dies. Only someone, somewhere is willing to give him a second chance. All he has to do is figure out where he went wrong the first time around.
Don't Listen When I Scream by devirnis / @devirnis
Mature | 10.9k
The man shoves Buck into the chair. Picking a hunting knife up from the tray, he points it at Eddie. “If you fight back or try to escape, I will slit his throat before you can even blink. Understand?”
Why Not Take All of Me? by Daisies_and_Briars / @cal-daisies-and-briars
Mature | 13.2k
When a small disaster strikes the morning of Maddie and Chimney's wedding, Buck, Hen, and Chim find themselves unwittingly caught up in an emergency across town, while Maddie and Eddie get stuck in an elevator.
it hurts to hope for more by 42hrb
Mature | 15.6k
Buck wants to be a dad, it takes a couple break-ups and a major non-romantic heartbreak for him to figure out that maybe he already is.
30k +
you still make sense to me by farfromthstars / @buckactuallys
Mature | 31.1k
eddie is ready for a new relationship – but why does it never feel right? buck has a lot to work through, and doing that comes with a few realizations.
and here, too, am i by Daisies_and_Briars / @cal-daisies-and-briars
Teen | 41.1k
Six months into their marriage, Eddie is still struggling to decide whether or not he wants more kids, when he knows Buck does. The universe may not scream, but it certainly talks.
Both Blade and Branch by Daisies_and_Briars / @cal-daisies-and-briars
Mature | 62.8k
The chances of being struck by lightning twice are incredibly minute, but Buck still manages to pull it off. During a double date with Marisol and Natalia, nonetheless. Eddie manages to resuscitate him, but as Buck recovers from yet another trauma, Eddie can’t help but notice there’s something very different about him. He’s not quite sure what version of Buck he got back.
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Cw: eyestrain
don't ask, I got bored and in my defence I was left unsupervised. Anyways
The arts are in progress, so they will come soon 👍
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Aveline, sighing: What the hell happened here?
Hawke, still smouldering and covered in ashes: In my defence, I was left unsupervised
Aveline: Varric was with you the whole time
Varric, also covered in ash and scorched: Is that really any better?
#based on my own personal headcanons#I feel like Hawke and Varric have two braincells between them and Varric uses them all for his stories#varric tethras#hawke dragon age#aveline vallen#dragon age 2#da2#dragon age#incorrect quotes#varric x hawke#funnies#kept queue waiting huh?#video games
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writing patterns!!
tagged by @exhuastedpigeon @father-salmon @wikiangela @honestlydarkprincess @rainbow-nerdss thank you
rules: list the first line(s) of your last 10 posted fics and see if there's a pattern!
The Lost and The Found 156K M
wolf shifter fic
Eddie steps out of the cab, closes his eyes and breathes in deeply.
An Unexpected Love 685words T
Demi Eddie falls!
There he goes again, walking past with a smile and for fuck’s sake this time a wink.
Your heart or mine? Yours every time 11K E
Hungry Vampire!buck gets stuck in elevator
It was supposed to be an ordinary evening, one just like they have two or three times a month.
In my defence I was left unsupervised 1.3k M
A haircut leads to things…
Eddie Diaz might be many things but a convincing liar is apparently not one of them if Buck’s expression is anything to go by.
The Price of Love (is high) 7.7k M
Dripping in angst on the job past traumas return
It’s hard to work out what’s happened, or maybe what is happening.
Let me stay by your fire (for nothing warms me like you do) 4.5K E
Knight/blacksmith au featuring bees
The sound of the anvil is loud; again and again metal on metal reverberates through the air.
Something Worth Staying For 21k M
Small town newspaper man Eddie does not like the new guy in town.
Living in a small town wasn’t for everyone but Eddie liked it.
Tied To You From The Start 13.4k E
Buck has an unwanted talent that’s about to cause a huge problem maybe even kill him so he runs and Eddie follows determined to save him
Buck closes the door behind him and locks it.
The Comfort of Your Hands 3k T
Eddie plays with Bucks hair
It’s the book's fault. He was distracted, that's all.
Only one answer 590words G
Established buddie - Eddie needs help with a crossword
In the light streaming in from their bedroom window Eddie’s disheveled morning hair looks almost golden, he’s unaware of the attention this is getting because he’s pouring over a crossword.
Patterns? I like to open with a bit of a mystery??? Maybe? A bit of drama to hook them in???
@monsterrae1 @shortsighted-owl @the-likesofus @yelenasbuddie @hoodie-buck @loserdiaz @buddierights @fiona-fififi @rogerzsteven @bekkachaos @thekristen999 @ronordmann @hippolotamus @spaceprincessem @disasterbuckdiaz @heartshapedvows @underwater-ninja-13 @wildlife4life @thewolvesof1998 @weewootruck @giddyupbuck @honestlydarkprincess @pirrusstuff @elvensorceress @jesuisici33 @eddiebabygirldiaz @daffi-990 @diazsdimples @steadfastsaturnsrings @theplaceyoustillrememberdreaming @lover-of-mine @tizniz @fortheloveofbuddie
#buddie#eddie diaz#911 abc#evan buckley#buddie fic#911fic#911 fic#911 fandom#911 fanfic#911 show#Eddie x Buck#evan buck buckely
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Neil: In my defence, I was left unsupervised
Todd: Wasn’t Charlie with you?
Charlie: …In my defence, I was also left unsupervised.
#dead poets society#dead poets society incorrect quotes#dps#incorrect quotes#neil perry#anderperry#todd anderson#charlie dalton
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