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exhuastedpigeon · 6 hours
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ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted a hysterectomy
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exhuastedpigeon · 8 hours
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Brain is rotting, another sketch it is.
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exhuastedpigeon · 8 hours
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I don’t wanna get involved in the drama I just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened
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exhuastedpigeon · 8 hours
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$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think
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7.03 - Capsized
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exhuastedpigeon · 9 hours
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ok i’m curious
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exhuastedpigeon · 9 hours
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At least the cats are enjoying the chaos.
My kitchen is currently a disaster zone and it’s stressing me out so much. This slapdash kitchen renovation is fun but my god I want the kitchen back 😂
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exhuastedpigeon · 10 hours
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My kitchen is currently a disaster zone and it’s stressing me out so much. This slapdash kitchen renovation is fun but my god I want the kitchen back 😂
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exhuastedpigeon · 10 hours
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bobby said you need to be gay for the greater good of los angeles
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exhuastedpigeon · 11 hours
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Highly recommend injecting a little whimsy into your life. Say hello to gravestones. Pretend the raindrops on your window are racing. When small children stare at you, wave. My grandfather had a studded belt that started losing its studs. He replaced them with googly eyes. Do what you can to make your life a bit lighter
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exhuastedpigeon · 12 hours
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exhuastedpigeon · 12 hours
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stuck now so long, we just got the start wrong
aka rival firefighters 🚒 | buddie | chapter 2/10 | Explicit
Eddie’s just finished helping load up the last patient into the 118’s ambulance, Wilson already in the front with the engine running and ready to go, and Han in the back, settling in beside their patient, when Buckley finds him again.
“Diaz! Are you a match? Because you ignite a fire within me.” Buck says, stupid cocky smile in place.
“Are you a smoke detector? Because you’re really loud and annoying.” Eddie shoots back, way too mentally worn out from triage to go another round with Buckley.
A loud laugh rips out of Wilson, echoing through the cabin while Han laughs so hard he almost chokes on his gum. Once Han’s recovered, he wipes his eyes, looking at Buckley and wheezing out, “Oh my god you can’t be serious?”
Eddie uses the question as his chance to slip away and make his way back to his own team. Only for Buckley to call out to him not even seconds later.
“Hey, Diaz!”
So close. He was so close.
He comes to a stop but doesn’t turn around, not wanting to give Buckley the satisfaction or whatever.
“I hate it when you go! But I love to watch you leave!”
Eddie shakes his head and can’t control the huff of a laugh that breaks free. This guy really is something else. Eddie doesn’t even bother with giving him the finger or retaliating, just continues walking until he’s back with the 136.
Read Chapter Two on AO3
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exhuastedpigeon · 12 hours
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Fuck It Friday!
Thank you @tizniz and @bidisasterevankinard for tagging me!
Here's a little something from the next chapter of change the prophecy!
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“Do you ever feel like you’re living through other people?” He asks her, a couple of days after his conversation with Evan. They’re eating lunch at her place, just the two of them.
“What do you mean by that?” Maddie asks, sprinkling dressing on her salad. 
“Like, you only really exist for the people around you.” Daniel tries to explain. “And you aren’t really living your own life?”
Maddie frowns. “I think I felt like that a lot when I was married to Doug.”
Daniel nods. Right, that makes sense. Of course she would have felt something like that during that time. But… But maybe this is different?
“But you still had a life,” he tries to clarify. “Just one that that piece of shit was actively making miserable.”
Maddie narrows her eyes. “Okay, so what are we comparing that to, then? Someone who genuinely doesn’t have a life? A dead person?”
“Well, obviously not a dead person,” Daniel exhales. “I don’t feel like I’m dead.”
“Glad to hear it. So what do you mean?” 
Daniel exhales heavily. He doesn’t know how to explain without sounding absolutely insane. 
“Sometimes it feels like, outside you guys, and my job, I don’t really exist.”
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exhuastedpigeon · 12 hours
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Things that work in fiction but not real life
torture getting reliable information out of people
knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour
jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact
calling the police to deescalate a situation
rafting your way off a desert island
correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes
effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else
ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences
heterosexual cowboy
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exhuastedpigeon · 13 hours
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“becoming” banner by jasper alexander
linocut print on fabric, home sewn utilizing recycled textiles
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exhuastedpigeon · 13 hours
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cowboy buddie for @exhuastedpigeon for being the nicest and sweetest to me. they have a fic in the works that i just know will SLAP. so go to her blog and make sure to check that out <333
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