its amazing that after months of people trying to hype new netflix shows only to see them cancelled after one season because they didnt squid game-level pop off, after netflix personally fucking over every animator that's ever worked for them, after netflix trying to squeeze blood from stones by tracking your location to stop password sharing, after hbo burned its entire library for tax purposes, everyone just decided that chatgpt is the main antagonist of the writers strike

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No one ever comes back from the dead, no one ever enters the world without weeping; no one is asked when he wishes to enter life, no one is asked when he wishes to leave.

Søren Kierkegaard, Either/Or

the usual

i have the most massive crush on you and you are so motivating in such a cute and fun way like you make me wanna indulge more and have fun with life

motivating??? me??? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 that is so sweet thank u!!!!!! and im so glad that my whimsical horniness can inspire others to try to live their best emotionally & physically fulfilled lives ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

"IN SOLEMN CONTEMPLATION, WE CLEARLY SEE THAT LIFE AND DEATH DO INTERPENETRATE, AND THAT SPRING AND AUTUMN SHIFT POSITIONS THROUGH THE YEAR; WHEN IT COMES IT COMES LIKE THUNDER, ECHOING ACROSS THE BOUNDLESS SKY — WHEN IT LEAVES, IT LEAVES THE WAVES, AMIDST THE VASTNESS OF THE EMPTY SEA."

- my favorite piece of liturgy that my order of Zen Buddhism uses during memorial services.

i have what is probably a really obscure question - back in the day when 8tracks was a thing, there was a sweat (acid soup) mix that i THINK you made + posted, with a cover of LOVEFOOL. i'm trying to find that particular cover of LOVEFOOL. do you know which it was?

okay so this has driven me CRAZY bc i REMEMBER what ur talking about, but i cannot find it at all. i tried to do some basic sleuthing, like poking around searching at my twitter and stuff, but all i find from then is 1. scattered evidence of a few ppl being like "ira what the hell is this demonic cover of lovefool" and 2. me gloating about how i only found said demonic cover of lovefool through like a 45 minute google rabbit hole. not helpful, past ira. also, i must have downloaded it at some point to upload it to 8tracks, but that would have been like, two laptops ago and there's no way i can dig up the file.

anyway i got a bit closer by digging a little more -- i have this kind of hazy memory of literally just typing in something like "cool lovefool cover" and trawling list articles, and when i tried to recreate it i found this meanspirited little vice piece with a description that i am like, 99.9999% SURE IS REFERENCING THE VERSION WE'RE TALKING ABOUT!!!!! ...but unfortunately bc it's from 2012, all the embeds are gone/broken (and as far as i can tell there's no remnants of links even when i inspect the page, tho i'm not very tech literate when it comes to stuff like this so maybe i'm missing something):

and as we can see here, even back then, if this was the cover we're thinking of, it wasn't attributed or traceable. but we do glean a LITTLE info from this: "under six minutes" means it was five and change, and it must have been uploaded to soundcloud at least 11 years ago.

i tried trawling thru soundcloud w those parameters in mind but couldn't find it... unfortunately i think there's a high chance the original account that uploaded it doesn't exist anymore. (i may have missed something, like maybe a different account has re-uploaded it and i scrolled past it bc i was looking at upload date, but expanding the search to any year is something i don't have the bandwidth for rn!!)

this might be a workable amount of info to at least go to reddit or something with? i feel like there must be at least one subreddit that's specifically dedicated to "help me find this obscure soundcloud remix that got deleted." but for now i'm afraid i must admit defeat, which sucks bc now that you've reminded me of it *i* really wanna listen to the decade-old demonic cover of lovefool too :')

self similar ~ jim denevan | photo © lace gerber

I MISS THE BOOPS,,,

Paradise

Is a moment

Gone

In the blink of an

Eye

This is FINE

---

There's more than one reason why he's known as the 'Demon Cop'

Look this is 100% self gratifying crack. Based on my own 100% genuine experience:

I have a large tattoo, across my chest, shoulder blades and back. So, I was fairly resigned to the fact I'd probably never get to go to a public bath whilst visiting my friend in Japan, fair enough. One day however, she says she'd found a bath that allowed tattoos, and not just tiny ones that could be hidden by a plaster. So I go, very excited, and end up round the back of an area with a lot of signs advertising SoapIands and LoveHoteIs. I explain in the shakiest Japanese to the lady manning the counter that I have a large tattoo and she waves me in nonplussed. Pretty much every man there is covered in tattoos. Whilst I was drying my hair, one of them tries to ask me something but my Japanese was no where near good enough to answer. When I get back my friend seemed a little worried and then confesses that she'd found out, after I'd left, that she'd sent me to a yakuza bathhouse.

I wish I was able to understand what that man was trying to say to me.

also, the bonus aftermath:

And this is how I choose to enter 2023

Allegory of Impermanence (c.1637) | Bernardo Strozzi

unfit

(based on a Minotaur Takes a Cigarette Break piece by Sabina Hahn)

Buddha to his disciples, mini-series (19)

body and mind 

Since both body and mind are made up of cause and effect (skt. Nidana), this body has no substance. The body is a compilation of cause and effect, and is therefore impermanent. If the body had substance, you would be able to do as you wish, by thinking, " be like this, don't be like this," and doing as you wish.

The king, in his realm, can punish what is to be punished, award what is to be awarded, and do as he pleases. And yet he grows old when he does not want to, he gets sick when he does not want to, and not a single thing about himself is as he wishes.

Likewise, our mind has no substance. The mind is also a compilation of cause and effect, and is constantly changing. Our mind thinks evil even though it does not desire, it turns away from good even though it does not need to, and not a single thing is as it should be.

[Image below: Jizo Bosatsu in Underground Mantra Cave, Ishiteji Temple, Ehime, Japan]

ブッダから弟子たちへ、ミニシリーズ (19)

身心 

身も心も因縁によって出来ているものであるから、この身には実体がない。この身は因縁の集まりであり、だから無常なものである。もしもこの身に実体があるならば、わが身は、かくあれ、かくあることなかれ、と思って、その思いのままになし得るはずである。

王はその領域において、罰すべきを罰し、賞すべきを賞し、自分の思い通りにすることができる。それなのに願わないのに老い、願わないのに病み、望まないのに老い、一つとしてわが身については思うようになるものはない。

それと同じく、われわれのこの心にもまた実体はない。心もまた因縁の集まりであり、常に移り変わるものである。もしも心に実体があるならば、かくあれ、かくあることなかれ、と思って、その通りにできるはずであるのに、心は欲しないのに悪を思い、願わないのに善から遠ざかり、一つとして自分の思うようはならない。

ブッダ (中部、巴:ﾏｯｼﾞﾏ･ﾆｶｰﾔ 4･35)