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"it's orvin time" said kim dokja, orving on them
bard (he/they) mostly orv but i throw down some batmanisms too. carrd
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The Sleipnir Cloak Drifter
Another discovery made by the Ladder during their failed expedition to Tartarus. Its shadowy membrane obscures most of its body.
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if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean
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:DDDDD WAAAA highest compliment ever hes the most Guy ever. to me. he has to be intensely average otherwise whats the POINT. it takes a real man to look this aggressively normal and still incite such intense freakish behavior
been thinking abt the western au a lot lately
hes not this young in the like mainline of events for the au but i thought itd be fun to doodle him before he builds his lone star persona
#but also. oooooo you wanna read the western au fics so bad oooooo you wanna look at the western au art so bad oooooo#soooo true about the averageness though like. hes meant to be this extremely like Ordinary guy the reader (us) can project our experiences#onto and if hes secretly been like a supermodel this whole time it cheapens that#in the same way him being secretly like. quasimodo. also would cheapen it#hes a Guy. hes nothing particularly special in either direction and he is STILL worthy of love on a cosmic world bending scale
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been thinking abt the western au a lot lately
hes not this young in the like mainline of events for the au but i thought itd be fun to doodle him before he builds his lone star persona
#hes divorced at this point too i should say#bro does not once catch a break. king of no killing more like king of no winning lmao#i think out of yhk hes the one who like visibly ages the least but its more because hes looked 34 since he was like 17#ill drop yjh and hsy later#orv#orv western au#kdj#kim dokja#omniscient reader#bard draws
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what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.
Go!!
#toy story 3?#i think. i have vague memories of watching the bee movie in theaters but i dont know which came first
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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
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while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade
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it’s easy to forget, so I’ll remind y’all: you can make fantasy versions of anything. yes even things you might not think about. like soil types. I am thinking of fantasy soil types right now
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Yoo Joonghyuk's '■■' is 'hormone replacement therapy'
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having followers is so funny. gaze upon my posts boy
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Tag your favourite flower, fruit, colour, scent, season and tea!
#lilies of any kind#mango or a rlly good honeydew#phthalo green#petrichor or baked goods#winter#and chai!
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bard bitching hours again i hit my head on the ceiling at work this shit HURTS man im like suddenly aware of my eyes in my skull
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a head empty thought that spiraled ;;
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🌼Artist Ask meme!🌼
There’s probably a lotta these out there but I wanted to make one of my own! Hopefully these are fun<3
Send an emoji for each question!
🖍️ When did you start drawing? Do you remember?
✏️ Do you prefer traditional art or digital to relax?
📏 What’s your go-to canvas size?
☕ Do you do warmup sketches before drawing? (Bonus: do you have any to share?)
🙃 Which is easier: faces facing left, right, or front view?
📚 How many layers do you typically use?
🐻 Your go-to things to draw when you need comfort?
🎁 Do you prefer drawing fandom stuff or your own characters?
🌈 Do you use more warm or cold colors?
🎼 Your favorite music to draw to right now?
🙌 Draw a doodle with your non-dominant hand
📐 Whats your favorite kinds of lines to draw?
💐 Do your drawing suit your aesthetics?
🦋 Do your drawings resemble you?
✨ How often do you draw?
🌗 Is night or day better for drawing?
🍭 What’s your main art blog / what do you tag your art with?
🍀 You wish your art was more..(fill in the blank)
🌊 What’s the hardest thing for you to draw?
🙊 Share your latest silly doodle with no context
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