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FIRE & WATER
#NAMSEOK COLLAB PRAYER CIRCLE#this is my sacrifice#kim namjoon#jung hoseok#jhope#rm#namjoongifs#bts#btsgif#dailybts#dailybangtan#cyphernet#tw flashing#*mine#besties#second row gifs... I LOVE PARALLELS#i honestly love spotify sm after these teasers <3#did i recycled hobis gifs?#MAYBE MAYBE NOT#im sure these five people that reblog from me will understand
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ABOUT ME-KU
(+ FAQ / VOCALOID-OFFICIAL MASTERPOST)
hi! im miku and welcome to Internet! you can do lots of fun things here. like look at my blog! ok im gonna hand the mic over to the omnipotent being that watches my every move
thanks miku. here are some things to remember before you send an ask:
- I am not associated with crypton, sega, or the official miku twitter! im just a guy making funny post
- miku lives in a computer. i probably won’t answer anything referring to her doing things in the real world, since saying “I am in a computer what are you talking about” is only funny the first five times
- I use my askbox as a jumping off point for jokes! if I don’t answer your ask it’s not because I didn’t like it, I just probably couldn’t think of anything funny to respond with
- I love receiving art!!!!!!! please send me your miku art!!!!!!! you can even send me a link to your art posted on your own blog and I’ll reblog it so you still get the notes!!!! I LOVE ART!!!!!! (also the ai training toggle has been turned off for this blog so. you’re safe here.)
- there are some things you should speak to a mental health professional about ( ie “i just can’t go on” “my life is terrible” ect) and you should not send these things to hatsune miku. i understand and empathize with you but I cannot help you and it’s very upsetting to receive things like this !
- anything written in parentheses for the most part is an ooc comment from the person running this blog (that’s me!). I don’t like doing this very often though, so if you have a question that can only really be answered ooc then please ask it off anon so I can respond privately!
- please remember I am just one person and sometimes I make mistakes! im a pretty busy person and also disabled so sometimes things slip through the cracks when im low energy. I do my best though so please let me know if you think i’ve made a mistake and i’ll do my best to fix it :]
- sometimes I like to reblog miku art from other people! please be respectful in these artists notes. I know this is a silly jokes blog but these people have not necessarily signed up to be goofed at on their posts. please be kind and keep the clowning to a minimum on posts that aren’t made by me!
- no TERFS allowed. hatsune miku loves trans women
FAQ
Q: can I make a vocaloid-official blog too???
A: yes!!!! anybody can!! please let me know if you do so I can add you to the masterpost and interact with you! I would check the masterpost first though to make sure there hasn’t already been a blog made for that character :]
Q: do you also run [insert other vocaloid-official blog]?
A: no! I can barely think of funny things to say here do you really think I could manage being funny on two blogs at once. I am friends with the people who run the teto, luka and una blogs so if our posts seem coordinated it’s because I asked them really nicely
Q: who runs this account?
A: secret
Q: miku what’s your opinion on [insert queer identity]
A: I don’t like answering these because I don’t want to open myself up to shitty comments and I can’t think of anything funny to say that wouldn’t just sound like “ally twitch streamer smiling at the camera and saying trans rights”. this blog is run by a queer person and miku is whatever you want her to be, if that helps.
Q: i made a vocaloid-official blog! how do I get added to the masterpost?
A: adding people to the masterpost has gotten really overwhelming for me so I won’t be doing it anymore. sorry! feel free to still make a vocaloid-official blog and interact with me if you want, I just won’t be updating the masterpost anymore. the current list will stay up as it is as sort of like. a memento or something.
Q: do you know anything about PJSK???
A: no <3
OFFICIAL VOCALOID-OFFICIAL MASTERPOST
these are my Official Friends! go say hi to them!!
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🐟 @megurineluka-official
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🍷 @hanakomeiko-official
💛 @neruakita-official
🍌 @kagaminelen-official
🍊 @kagaminerin-official
🍦@kaitoshinon-offical
🐢 @ryuto-official (RESURRECTED)
💜 @vflower-official
🥕 @gumi-official
🖤 @zatsunemiku-official
🍡 @tohokuzunko-official
🩹 @fukase-official
🔌 @utatanepiko-official
🐰 @yukari-official
🩵 @ringsuzune-official
⚓️ @oliverv3-official
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🥢 @vocaloidcul-official
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🥂 @meiko-offical
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🐱 @seeu-official
🌸 @meikahime-official
🪻 @meikamikoto-official
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🔪 @mayuofficial
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🪐 @ia-official
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☁️ @tone-rion-official
🎤 @maika-official
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🌻 @dex-official
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🍎 @yuki-official
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hi! i dont know if you're still doing ship requests for the bad batch, but I would love to submit one if you'll have me!
I'm just over five feet tall, so friends of mine call me Fiver as a little nickname. I have Auburn hair, super light skin, but a lot of dark freckles. I have full lips and narrow, up-slanted, green eyes. I’ve got a good few tattoos as well.
I've been called scarily patient and loyal to a fault. It really takes a lot for me to get angry. I try to be kind, even if in situations where I do not want to be. I tend to be more on the quieter side, but I know how to laugh. When it comes down to small things like cleaning or giving rides or covering a few dollars, I’ll do it if I can. I do have depression, and that's been a lifelong struggle, but Im finding ways to cope everyday. We deal, y’know? Honestly, the one habit I can’t kick is smoking (oops).
I’m also I biology student! I really enjoy lab work, and I love studying things like plants, fungi, soils, bugs, algae, and marine biology. I hope to work either in botany or holistic health care. I love being outside, whether it’s the beach or the mountains. I love both so much. I love swimming, hiking, staying in and reading, gardening, dancing! I pole dance, do barre, pilates, yoga, and aerial lyra.
But other than that, I’m just a bartender who really enjoys star wars lol.
Thank you so much!! I love your blog.
Omg thank you 🥺
(Also I relate to so much of this- I have a bio degree and love plants & marine bio too! I even did a couple of research projects with guppies and soil bacteria!)
I ship you with...
Hunter!
The first thing that caught Hunter's eye was your tattoos. Having one (or multiple?) himself allows him to appreciate other peoples' tattoos as well. He'd asked you about them, and as you and he talked, the conversation flowed freely and you found that you enjoyed his company.
Hunter loves being outdoors, and when he found put that you feel the same way, he couldn't help but capitalize on it. Sometimes his family would come on adventures with you, and other times it was just you and him. From taking you on beautiful hikes, to finding somewhere to swim, to even sitting with you while you garden, being outside with you made his heart burst with happiness.
He also loves to hear about your studies. Listening to Tech infodump is one thing, but with you, it's completely different. He finds himself mesmerized by your passion, even if you're talking about a topic he doesn't really understand. Going back to the topic of spending time outdoors, when he finds out you enjoy learning about marine biology, he takes you to various places on Pabu (think tide pools & such) so you can study the life found there.
Hunter doesn't really understand what depression is at first, but he knows something is up when your symptoms start kicking in. He's super supportive, helping you in any ways he can. Whether it be getting you medicine, making sure you eat/drink enough, or just staying by you, he will put everything else aside to do everything he can to help you feel better.
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Thanks for reading! If you want a ship request like this one, drop it in my ask box, and don't forget to reblog 💚
#the bad bois#the bad batch#hunter bad batch#sergeant hunter#hunter x reader#hunter#sergeant hunter x reader#tbb x reader#tbb hunter x you#tbb#tbb x you#star wars x reader
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What makes Futaba Sakura from Persona 5 the autistic girlie ever of all time? Here's what the people have to say:
Futaba-related asks/reblogs: x
This post will be updated after each round!
Image ID in alt text and under the readmore.
[Image ID. White slide with a screenshot of Futaba in the bottom left corner. She is surrounded by text boxes which read,
"She’s a hikkikomori and a hacker genius. She initially has bad social anxiety due to trauma and does not leave her room."
"She's just like me fr fr (im autistic girlie)"
"Generally described as being incredibly introverted and socially anxious, however having no problem opening up if the conversation is about something that interests her. She also has a deep interest in hacking and computers (if the protagonist claims to have built his own PC, she asks for the specific details on it, such as GPU, CPU, RAM, ect.) There are more details I feel are autistic but I'm not sure how to word them !!"
"Talks in Video Game references and wired expressions. At one point she leaves a conversation because an Anime she wanted to watch was on. Helped me come to terms with my own Autism. Covered her face with a weird mask and a towel (separate events) because she didn't want to show her face in Public. Gets pissed off that someone messes with the her Neo Featherman Figure (basically the Persona equivalent of Power Rangers or Super Sentai). Overall just a massive nerd."
"First of all: The way she sits . little gremlin girl. Second of all. Social awkwardness (she has SO MUCH). Third. She's 15 years old and an international hacker, i mean come on, you cant DO THAt unless youre at least a little autistic. 4. Constantly tries to wear things over her head to avoid being looked at. Five. Her room is the dirtiest place on the planet, filled with snacks and figurines etc. Sixth. Look come on please shes autistic"
"She has social anxiety, doesn't really understand social norms and relates a lot of her real life experiences to video games. She also hyperfixates on the things she's working on and says a lot of strange things without thinking about it."
"Futaba is intensely afraid of social interaction (living in her room for years, unable to exit the house without a meltdown), including her almost constantly wearing headphones (which, to be, read as sensory comfort items). She's only really comfortable around her close friends and family, around who she becomes a lot more excitable and energetic. She has deep and passionate interests in the things she loves, and tends to become hyper focused on whatever shes tasked herself with, even neglecting her own health during which. It's very easy to equate her love of video games to a special interest, as it influences the way she sees the world, to the point where she calls the main character her "key item", since he helps her agoraphobia, saying she needs to "level up" to improve her social skills. To top it all off, her voice actress, Erica Lindbeck, has stated that she played Futaba as if she was autistic."
"Girl had so much autism stored in her body."
"It is very obvious in nearly everything she does that they intended for her to be autistic. Literally just watch almost any cutscene with her and you'll see it (well. Ideally after her palace is taken care of since she's going through stuff and the 'tism is less obvious as a result)"
"she is soooo autism girlswag coded. When you first befriend her and hang out, the characters all have trouble sort of connecting with her, but once they realize they are being way too obnoxiously formal/normal they start asking her about stuff she is interested in, which then she talks very excitedly about. Im sort of passively watching someone play persona 5 so i might have gotten something wrong but eee she is so coded to me <3 and not in a bad way imo ik sometimes things can be TOO stereotypical but yknow yknow"
"Struggles with social interactions, special interest in computers and video games, her English voice actor intentionally played her with the idea that she's autistic."
"She's obsessed with and so good with computers she was a world reknowned hacker before the story even began, she struggles with interacting with people and was bullied through out her entire childhood for being "weird" and being able to memorize books and other things. Her outfits almost always include her wearing headphones (which i personally hc to be to reduce sounds) and there are scenes where she experiences sensory overload that turns into panic attacks. A lot of her character arc is about how after a personal tragedy she completely isolated herself from the outside world and now shes trying to ease back into interacting with people with the support of her family and new friends. When trying to connect with her, the quickest way they got her to relax and open up was when one character got her talking about an in universe sentai show she loves. Also her English voice actor said in interviews that she performed Futaba with her being autistic in mind because everything abt her character just reads as autistic and seeing someone struggle w the same issues I did was super important to me when i got into p5."
"Futaba is incredibly autistic-coded. She couldn’t leave her room or speak to strangers due to trauma, but she also was “quirky” before the trauma. She’s a computer genius and can get so obsessed with her work that she doesn’t hear or acknowledge other people. She wears headphones almost all the time and sits with her knees up (odd posture). Lastly, her mother was known to also be “odd” and was also very absorbed in her work. Autism is often inherited, so my personal read is that both of them are autistic. I’m missing lots of things I’m sure but she’s the best."
"All of her interests are special <3, major social anxiety, partially nonverbal (just like me fr), one of the only people she's constantly jokingly mean to is also very autistic coded which idk if that's a me experience but i can only be joke mean to other autistic people. allistics wouldn't understand. She cannot sit properly!!! Very important she has that autistic ball sitting position"
"She’s a genius hacker nerd who up until certain events in the game never left her room or her house due to trauma. She’s gets nervous and overwhelmed very easily once she starts expanding her comfort zone, but she doesn’t let that stop her. At certain points when she has to interact with people she isn’t comfortable with she puts on a disturbing doll head mask. At one point she has a miniature meltdown in the middle of a crowded store, because she tried pushing her boundaries a little too fast and got overwhelmed until the protagonist was able to find her. She loves anime and collects figurines and gets annoyed when her display of them is messed with. Her personality is socially awkward and kind of bratty when she’s comfortable and I don’t mean that in a negative way at all, she’s great!"
"very bad with people, obsessed with programing and Nerd Shit, i love her and she is very cool"
"she has a massive special interest in technology, her entire character arc is helping her learn to socialize, she sits like a GREMLIN"
"she is a epic hacker gamer girl so we are within the margins for trans and autism, she has a hard time with eye contact, she has intense social anxiety and wahooooooo she has the special interests !! on a side note she has chronic fatigue so damn just like me fr!! and shes so fun!! ack!!!" End ID.]
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next customer please
summary: in which eve opens a hair salon
set: early may 2023
word count: 1.3k
warnings: mention of coffee and fainting and i think that’s it
an: this isn’t the scenario i was talking about earlier, but it is something i’ve been super excited about. just a cute little fluffy one shot. also someone please get me to finish writing san and eve’s first date😭😭 im begging. feedback and reblogs are musch appreciated💐
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“Do you have the materials?” Jinki asked, opening the door for Eve.
She tapped the tote bag she had slung over her shoulder. “Everything’s here. I came prepared.”
She entered the practice room, immediately going to the bench at the back of the room. She emptied her bag onto the bench, quickly organising the contents. Jinki sat down next to her, widening his eyes.
“Isn’t this too much?” He asked.
She shrugged. “I don’t know. I asked my hairstylist what I’d need and I just brought everything she said.”
He nodded, watching as she continued organising the hair products.
“But–” she looked up from her work– “where are the other ahjussi’s?” She looked around the empty practice room.
“They went to a café,” he answered.
“All three of them?”
“I don’t understand it either.”
Eve shook her head, going back to work. She finished up a few seconds later.
“Okay. I’m ready for you.” She placed a pillow on the floor for him to sit on. He moved to sit, shifting so he was comfortable.
“What hairstyle are you going to do?” Jinki asked as Eve started brushing his hair.
“Pigtails,” Eve answered. “Simple and cute.”
Jinki reached behind him to touch the hairdryer. “Then what’s this for?” He asked with a laugh.
Eve huffed. “I don’t know. Unnie said I should have a hairdryer just in case. So I brought it just in case!”
“Okay, okay.” Jinki nodded. “Don’t get too worked up.”
Eve playfully rolled her eyes. She picked up a spray bottle filled with water. “Unnie said it’s good to work with damp hair,” she explained as she sprayed Jinki’s hair.
“Did you not use water when you did your hair for dance?” He asked.
She nodded her head. “I did, but I’d also use hair spray when I needed to get rid of wisps.”
She swapped the spray bottle for a rat-tail comb, sectioning out his hair. Taking one of the hair ties off her wrist, she messily tied the bottom section to keep out of her way. She picked up the comb again, sectioning his hair down the middle.
“Is this the centre of your head?” Eve asked, holding the comb over Jinki’s forehead.
Jinki thought for a second. “A little to the left.” Eve moved her hand half a centimetre. “That’s it!”
“Okay.” Eve redid the middle part, trying her hardest to keep the line straight. She messily tied the right section off so she could do the left section. “How’s rehearsal’s going?” She asked.
Jinki hummed. “No complaints. It’s nice to be with all the members again.”
“Taemin ahjussi has started being a menace, right?”
Jinki chuckled. “It took him five minutes to start being himself.”
Eve giggled as she tied the left section. “Yeoksi, my partner in crime is back.”
“You haven’t seen him yet, have you?”
She shook her head as she admired her work. “I’ve been busy,” she said.
She untied the right section as they continued talking and brushed it out. Eve did her best to make sure the pigtails were at equal heights on Jinki’s head. As she started tying his hair, the door opened and the other SHINee members entered.
“Nabi!” Taemin exclaimed, getting ready to run to Eve.
“Wait!” She shouted as she finished tying Jinki’s hair. She used one of the brushes to brush away some of the wisps then handed him a mirror so he could see himself.
“It looks so cute,” Jinki gushed. “Thank you!”
“You’re welcome.” Eve packed away her things then stood up. “Okay continue,” she told Taemin.
“Nabi!” He exclaimed again, running to her.
“Taemin!” She exclaimed as she also ran to him. They met in the middle of the practice room in a hug. “Never leave ever again,” she said when they pulled apart. “These people are so boring,” Eve complained, throwing Kibum and Minho brief glances.
“Yah!” Minho whined.
Taemin nodded in understanding. “It must’ve been so hard. I’m the only fun one!”
“Yes! They kept being boring like ‘You can’t do that, it’s dangerous’ and ‘That is almost definitely illegal.’”
“I’m back now, you can have fun again,” Taemin comforted, patting Eve’s head. “You’re a redhead,” he pointed out, playing with Eve’s hair.
“You’re a blonde,” she said, touching his hair.
“Did you do Jinki hyung’s hair?” Kibum asked, fiddling with Jinki’s pigtails.
“When did you get over there?” Taemin asked, pointing at his member. “I thought you were still at the door.”
“I walked here,” Kibum deadpanned.
Eve nodded her head. “I did his hair. He grew it out and I had to take my opportunity before he cuts it,” she said, her voice breaking off at the end as she pretended to get emotional.
“Do my hair too,” Minho said as he walked to the bench. He started unpacking Eve’s bag. “Why is there a hairdryer here?”
Eve walked to Minho. “My hairstylist said I should bring it just in case, so I brought it just in case,” she explained. She pointed at the pillow Jinki was still sitting on. “Sit please.”
Minho pushed Jinki off the pillow, causing the older man to groan. Jinki pushed himself up to a standing position, softly kicking Minho to the side as he walked to Taemin.
“What have you been up to since I was away?” Taemin asked Eve as he and Jinki started messing around.
Eve picked up the spray bottle as she answered, “I had comebacks with ITZY, filmed a drama, did a variety show with Jinki ahjussi, had my solo debut–”
“Nice!” Taemin cheered.
“–fainted on stage–”
“Not nice.”
“–was on hiatus, came back from hiatus, went on tour and that’s about it. Oh, I also started a variety show, which reminds me–” she pulled Minho back by his hair so he was looking up at her– “you guys need to come on it when you have your comeback, please and thank you.” She released his hair before picking up the rat-tail comb to section off his hair.
“That’s So Evie?” Minho asked.
Eve hummed. “Most of the comments under Jinki oppa and Kibum oppa’s videos are asking to have SHINee on the show.”
“Of course we’ll go,” Kibum said as he sipped his coffee. “Just talk to our team about it.”
Eve paused as she tied the bottom half of Minho’s hair. “Have your comeback first.”
Minho laughed as Kibum responded, “I’m just saying! For when we do come back.”
“Okay,” Eve said as she parted Minho’s hair down the middle. “Why did all three of you need to go buy coffee?”
“Key didn’t trust me to get his order right,” Minho answered.
“And they both didn’t trust me to get their orders right,” Taemin added.
Eve continued working on Minho’s hair as they all talked. She smiled as Taemin told them about his cats’ newest habits. When Eve was done with Minho’s hair, she tapped his head.
“Thank you for the service,” Minho said as he observed his hair.
“I take cash or card,” Eve told him, holding her hand out. Minho laughed as he shook his head.
“I’ll pay you later.”
Eve nodded, stretching her arms out. “You better. Otherwise I’ll report you.” She looked at Kibum and Taemin, who were lying next to each other on the floor. “Next customer?”
Taemin shook his head. “My hair isn’t long enough.”
“Neither is Minho’s and look at him.” Eve pointed at Minho, who was comparing his hair to Jinki.
“I’ll grow my hair out and then you can do it,” Taemin said.
“Okay. Key?”
“I’ll also do it next time,” Kibum said with a sigh.
“Cool.” Eve packed up her things. “Can my clients pose for a picture?” She asked, pulling her phone out of her sweatpants pocket.
“Yes hairstylist-nim,” Jinki responded. He and Minho stood side by side with their arms wrapped around each other as they posed for Eve’s picture. They then ended up taking selfies with all the members.
“Okay, I have to go now,” Eve said after Minho placed her down on the floor from where she was perched on his shoulders for the last picture. “I was graciously given two hours to be here and disturb your schedule, so bye.” She hugged all the members goodbye before fetching her bag from the bench.
“Bye Nabi!” Jinki waved as Kibum walked her to the door.
“Bye. I love you!” She said, making a finger heart over her shoulder as she left.
“We love you too!” Taemin shouted.
tagging: @seolboba // @ateezivy // @ateezjuliet // @smh-anon // @alixnsuperstxr // @cosmicwintr
©️ kim nabi
#itzy 6th member#itzy added member#itzy additional member#itzy member au#kpop added member#kpop addition#kim nabi#kpop oc#eve kim#itzy eve#keyve#shineeve
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List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you! get to know your mutuals and followers ♡
hi o// thanks for the ask :DD
anyways, things that make me happy:
my cat Orion!! hes my shining star and i love him so much (could you believe that hell be two years this summer? hes awesome, i love him)
hanging out with my friend. weve been to a museum last month and also to a ball. they had also taken me to a theatre play and ere-yesterday we both went to the prep course for a uni subject were both applying to (we both decided to apply to it independently without the other knowing. ig we were meant to be or something)
baking! ive just made a batch of cookies yesterday and theyre so tasty
surprisingly greek mythology. bitch has taken my brain hostage years ago and ive not been able to let it go since. its not even "oh i was interested in Percy Jackson/???/another pipeline and wanted to learn more about the mythology". no. it's its separate own obsession, and its refusing to die
understanding foreign languages? in the sense that i love seeing posts not in my first language/english (english is not a foreign language to me anymore ig. its just my language now) and being able to understand them without any dictionary/translator. thats very cool, i think. it makes me :D
there are so many more things i could add (writing, drawing, stargazing, night walks, lying in a garden), but this is five which makes it enough
im not sure if there are 10 people ever who reblogged from me, but everyone who did is getting an ask from me >:D thanks for tagging me !!
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dystopian novel but its tumblr
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ok but can we seriously talk about how effed up things have gotten that people are actually being arrested for saying swears? like they aren’t that bad that peoples lives should be ruined over them…saying swears is a human right imo…
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no it’s literally not? why do you need to swear its literally vulgar and rude. how is not being able to say horrible words a human rights violation? Literally unalive yourself op.
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thats not the point of the post you idiot. of course nobody here is saying that saying swears is moral or justifiable. people who say swears like **** and **** should all be unalived immediately, what op is saying is that the oppressive right wing government is trying to control our minds using sanitatized shows like steven universe that have secret hidden homophobic messages so that they can have a perfect word and make us do their bidding like were all sims! its not about the swearing, god, get some reading comreheion. compernmientoln. copresenion. whatever I dont have to pander to this literate-normative society.
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prev obviously doesnt live in the US because saying g** is literally illegal too. “boo hoo we cant ssy swears anymore :(“ try living in the states for one day? honestly making a post like this is so insensitive like. did anyone here even consider that its harder for me? did you even remember america when you were making this post? non-americans are so selfish.
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pretty sure op is actually referencing when in 2036 over half the population of america all collectively shouted “****” in protest and then a bunch of people briefly went to jail? obviously op is opposing the new laws theyre only saying that that one time in america was pretty messed up…
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WHAT!?! what are you all talking about!?! I am literally word for word saying that yes!!! I think people should be able to swear!!! why not?
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lol. “why not” ha. are you actually that stupid op? do you even understand the extend of the damage that swearing has done? my grandma literally UNALIVED herself because somebody sweared infront of her. how can you be so brain unalive that you cant see the harm of words that were literally INVENTED to be bad?
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killed.
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…what?
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not unalived. killed.
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excuse you? this is the sort of disgusting stuff that comes from opposing the law. it starts with wanting to swear and in less than five seconds op is BLANTANLY advocating for unaliving people
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STOP SAYING UNALIVED IM LOSING MY MIND. KILL. DEATH
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are we just going to ignore the absolutely insane rant at the beginning of this post or…??
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I posted 26,998 times in 2022
That's 26,998 more posts than 2021!
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I tagged 2,271 of my posts in 2022
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Longest Tag: 139 characters
#also am i the only bench trio person who became a bench trio person cause no one liked clingy duo any more so i had to learn to like ranboo
My Top Posts in 2022:
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@wilburians is being a misogynist! on INTERNATIONAL WOMENS DAY!!!!
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Hello hello hello and welcome to:
Nep’s Downloading Homestuck Walk through!!!
im on desktop and i dont know how to make colored text on desktop so just pretend thats a rainbow!
also going to at @ @ghostdragoncookie because they needed help but feel free to use this whoever u are!
(also dropping the typing quirk for clarity cause maybe people want to download homestuck but dont have nepeta puns dictionary bookmarked for easy access)
OKAY SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO: the ramblings of a teenage boy who just woke up from a three hour nap and also knows like 4 things about computers but just used brute force to get his way through it
Step one:
go here https://bambosh.github.io/unofficial-homestuck-collection/
Step two:
press Download and then download the file that corresponds to your operating system, i have windows so screenshots that will be included will be for windows. but i will learn how to use linux or mac if needed i am a servant to the people! and the people must read homestuck!
also make sure to put it in a place you can find easy that will be important later
Step three:
Downlaod the asset pack. Now this is the hard part, imo, because they say all asset packs are the same but not all work with all the computers. “but nep, that doesnt make any sense! why dont they just tell you what asset packs work for what computers?” and to that i say: thats the joy of homestuck! nothing works, about three things make sense, and we all just guess until it works out. so if your asking what asset pack to download, just start at the top and work your way down ig i dunno man thats what i did.
Step four:
Assuming you magically picked the right asset pack (and if you didnt dw there will be a trouble shooting thing at the bottom of this) you will go into your files and find homestuck!
Step five:
Unzip your files. How I understand for macs if you click on a file it automatically unzips itself. (why does it do that apple? whats the fuckin purpose?) I dont know for linux but once again if asked i will learn. and for windows theres a nifty button to press pictured below.
Step six:
OPENING HOMESTUCK!!!!!
so now you will go into actual homestuck and open it! process pictured below!!
first you want to make sure ur asset pack and hs are in the same place, that is just for ease of finding things later
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Rowan/Toby/Nepeta | he/him | minor
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My #1 post of 2022
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when i was young i used to go into a room that was as empty i could find and then i would spin around in circles for up to 45 minutes.
i think that carpet would be too damp and it would smell too bad for me to be able to do that.
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Girl's Got Attitude (Frank Castle)
Pairing: Frank Castle X Latina!Reader
Summary: you get caught in the crossfire as a result of Frank's intervention. You're both getting shot at and you react in the only way you know, with lots of yelling, cursing and shooting at people. Loosely takes place during s1 of Punisher when Frank is believed to be dead.
Warnings: canonical violence, mentions of blood, guns, people getting killed, some couple bickering between Frank and reader, cursing obviously, some light fluff at the end.
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A/N: this is going to flop, 100% im calling it right now. But yes, yes I know this isnt exactly self insert because I'm specifying the readers ethnicity, but I just wanted to get some representations for myself and for any other PR/latin reader that wished they got to see this in fics. I promise that's literally the only thing I specify, reader is still physically neutral, I dont use any physical descriptions or anything that falls into OC territory. Just let me have this one. If anyone feels too awkward reading this because of the readers ethnicity then that's totally understandable and you're free to skip it. And if you're cool with it, I hope you enjoy it, this one was a personal favourite.
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Sometimes you put your judgment into questions. Sometimes you wished you were more reasonable. That you didn’t act on impulse all the time. It would save you a lot of trouble, and pain.
But tonight wasn’t one of those times. You needed to do this, for his and for your sake.
But maybe you should’ve probably questioned the choice of meeting spot. It was this abandoned construction site, like so many in NYC. But this place felt like the air would give you tetanus. You were gonna make sure you got your shot as soon as possible after this. It was dark and cold, and definitely felt eerie. You had a bad feeling in the pit of your gut, but you got this feeling a lot, you just learned to be cautious and stay alert, but you never backed down. You looked around, eyes squinted and alert trying to find any immediate threats. There wasn’t anyone. Yet.
You shuddered softly, the cool night breeze hitting the back of your neck, so you hugged yourself in an attempt to keep your body warm. You swore that if they didn’t show within the next five minutes you were going to walk. To be completely honest, you didn’t actually know why you were there, you just knew some people had been looking for you, going to the same places you went to, talking to the people you knew just to get a hold of you. That would’ve been understandable, but from what you were told, they were pretty sketchy, and very persistent, and not exactly nice. So you wanted to see what they wanted, in person. You were prepared though, your handgun was strapped securely to your hip, but it was hidden under your shirt and jacket. You had a few spare magazines in your jacket and you had a spare knife strapped inside your boot. You weren’t about to walk into an ambush naked.
“Fuck this.” You shook your head, the time had passed and nobody came, so you figured it was just a bluff. You sighed heavily, turning around to walk the way you came from, but when you did you ran right into a group of men, you counted six. That you could see. You squinted your eyes, eyeing the front man. You didn’t know them by name, but you had seen them around, bars, shooting ranges, the typical military men type of scene. They were dressed like that too. Not exactly like the military, but like they were a team of some sort. Great.
“Y/N L/N is it?” The front man asked, looking down at you with a raised eyebrow and a small grin. Ugh. You had to suppress the urge to roll your eyes.
“Depends who’s asking.” You shrugged, a shit eating grin plastered on your lips.
“You got a piece?” You snorted, making a gesture with your hands and an ‘duh’ expression on your face. “Lose it then.”
“Not a chance buddy. But I’m not gonna use it. You keep your hands off yours and I’ll keep my hands off mine. We can stay civil, don't you think?” You slowly raised your hands up, showing they were empty and nowhere near your hip. They didn’t look convinced, you could see the ones in the back had their hands on their hips, like they were getting ready to be given green light to shoot. Great. “Listen I don’t know who you are or what you want with me, but if you wanted to kill me there were easier ways to do that, you didn’t have to hunt down my people to bring me here.”
“Let’s just cut the shit yeah? You seen Frank Castle lately?” And just like that your lips went into a flat line. You bit the inside of your cheek and scoffed softly, you were taken aback but you tried to play it off by feigning confusion. You were good at keeping a blank face and showing little to no reaction at all.
“Newsflash, pendejo, Frank Castle is dead, and has been for a while. Didn’t ya hear? Are you new in town or something?” You chuckled mockingly, scoffing softly. You were good at putting up a front, but deep down it freaked you out. Frank was supposed to be dead to the public, nobody other than a few people were supposed to know he was alive. And the fact that some sketchy looking men were asking about him worried you.
“I thought I told you to cut the shit. Listen mamacita I would suggest you start talking. It’ll be a whole lot easier for all of us.” You internally cringed at the name, it almost made you throw up in your mouth.
“Call me that again and I swear I will cut your tongue off.” You huffed, your whole demeanor changed to defensive and tense. You pushed your lips together and glared at him with a clearly distasteful expression on your face as you watched him get all up in your face. “Frank Castle is dead. So unless you think I can bring people back from the dead then I have no fucking idea what you want from me.”
“I don’t think you heard me right mamacita,” you clenched your jaw, fist clenching to stop you from taking a swing. But you wished you had, because before you could react, the front man grabbed the back of your head and he tangled your hair around his fist, making you hiss in pain. He got all up in your face, so close that you smell the nauseating mix of tobacco and liquor in his breath. Your hand hovered over your hip, ready to grab your gun and start shooting, but the man got the same idea. He pulled out his own gun and pressed it right against your jaw. “You think we don’t know you’ve been whoring yourself out to Castle? He pissed off a lot of people by coming back from the dead, and it will be a lot easier for you if you tell us where to find him. I’ll make it quick, there’s no need to mess up this pretty face.”
“Kiss my ass, pendejo.” You spat on his face, jaw tight and eyes narrowed. He was going to kill you anyway, you weren’t going to give them what they wanted. He pressed the barrel with more force against your jaw and he gripped your hair so tight you almost felt like your hair was being ripped out. The man puffed out air angrily, his face getting crimson red. You screwed your eyes shut, getting ready for whatever was coming your way, whether that was a bullet or a punch.
You let out a small scream when you heard the deafening sound of a gunshot and you felt blood splatter on your face. You jumped, gasping for air when you realized you were in fact still breathing. You opened your eyes, frantically scanning for the shooter, it wasn’t any of the four other men there, in fact, they were just as shocked as you were. It took another gunshot to get you to snap out of your small shock. You reacted when you saw the body of another of the men pile up next to the man that had his gun pointed to your face mere seconds ago and your survival instincts took over. You pulled your gun out of your hip and shot the man that was closest to you in the head without a second thought. He dropped dead instantly. You took the opportunity to get cover. You had to jump and run around to avoid the bullets that were going your way. You eventually found cover behind a wall of cement. When you turned to face the men agai. they were down to two now. What the fuck. You only shot one of those, but there were four bodies on the ground. Who the fuck was helping you? You didn’t tell anybody you were coming here, bad idea now that you thought about it. But there was a more important question still unresolved, where the fuck was this other shooter.
“Carajo.” You cursed, switching between shooting at the remaining men and getting cover. You got one down, but as a result of the distance and them also taking cover, you were down a magazine. Well great. You took cover to change magazines, dropping the empty one to the ground and grabbing the new one from inside your jacket. When you turned back to the scene there were now eight men. “Que mierda? Fuck.” You cursed when you realized there were probably more hiding somewhere. You just kept on shooting. You got another one down. But there were two bodies on the ground. Thanks unknown shooter, you guessed.
You could only shoot so much before you were down to your last magazine, you weren’t counting on this turning into a one against all type of shoot out. You leaned your head against the concrete wall and held the gun to your chest, taking out the magazine and cursed under your breath when you realized you were down by half. Well this was it, you guessed. You pushed the clip back to resume shooting, but when you did you saw two of the remaining six drop to the ground, also very dead. You frantically looked around for the unknown shooter, because those shots weren’t sniper shots anymore, they were handgun shots, from up close. When you turned your head to the side you spotted a man you’d recognize anywhere.
“Castle! Que cojones? What the fuck are you doing here!?” You shouted at him, he wasn’t too far, maybe a little over five feet away, he was also getting cover. Frank turned his head when he heard you, he didn’t look too amused to say the least.
“The hell do you think I’m doin’? I’m savin’ your dumb ass!” He shouted back, glaring daggers at you as he also took shots at the remaining men. It was surprising how he could shoot people without actually looking, because he was just glaring at you.
“Well I sure as hell didn’t need saving! You made it worse, puto imbecil!” You shouted at him, shooting a glare at him when you turned to keep taking shots. There were only four now. Better. For now.
“Don’t curse at me in Spanish woman, I saved your ass!” You had no idea how a man with such a deep and raspy voice could shout so much, and so loud and clear too, but he did.
“Ugh puta madre. I’m out!” You groaned and squeezed your eyes shut in frustration when your gun ran out of ammo. You looked over at Frank, he was still shooting so he probably still had some ammo left. “Cover me, I’m going over there!” You waited for him to nod at you and moved to shoot again before you made a run for it.
Frank was still shooting and you were still running, too many things going all at once to stay aware of every little thing happening around you, so when you were about to take cover behind the concrete wall next to Frank, you felt something burn in your shoulder, and in a matter of seconds that burning turned into excruciating pain, so you cried out in pain.
“Agh! Goddamnit!” You got cover next to Frank, you threw your head back in pain and squeezed your eyes shut, placing your hand where you felt the pain, and who would’ve guessed, there was blood pouring from your shoulder. Nice.
“You okay?” Frank asked with a bit of panic in his voice, he heard you scream but he didn’t see the blood until he actually looked at you, his eyes grew but his jaw was tight and eyebrows furrowed into a deep frown. “I’m gonna get you out of here sweetheart.” And without another word he was gone from your side.
You hissed in pain as you moved to peek over your shoulder and you wanted to face palm yourself, and punch Frank right in the face when you saw him stand dead in the middle of the gunfire. You knew he didn’t care, this man was damn near immortal at this point. There were only four of the men left, nothing Frank hadn’t handled before. He took all of them out in a spawn of a minute, a mixture of headshots and just a bunch of fatal gunshots to several body parts. But they were all dead on the ground by the time he ran out of ammo. You let out a sigh of relief when you saw the last one of them drop to the ground. But you knew it wouldn’t be long before more of them came for you, or Frank, probably for Frank.
“Sweetheart?” Frank called out to you, wiping the dripping sweat off his forehead with the back of his hand as he approached you, seeing you slouched against the cement wall, blood dripping from your shoulder.
“Hey Frankie, nice of you to join me.” You shot him a shit eating smile, knowing he damn well could see you were in a lot of pain.
“C’mon..” He mumbled with a bit of annoyance at the nickname and grabbed your hand, helping you stand up straight. You hissed in pain at the subtle movement. It hurt like a bitch.
“Agh, me cago en la puta madre que te pario.” You glared at him, sucking in a sharp breath. You knew it wasn’t his fault you got shot, but it kind of was his fault. He blinked a couple of times and scrunched up his face in confusion, like the words that had just come out of your mouth were registering in his head and it took him a minute to process.
“The fuck are you shitting on my mother for?” He finally said, a bit offended and scoffed. You were surprised he understood that one. He threw an arm over your uninjured shoulder and led you back to where he had his van. “I didn’t shoot you, what are you cussin’ at me for?”
“I didn’t need your help Castle,” you huffed, calling him by his last name rather than his first, a sign you were pretty pissed off. “They were looking for you, you know. Someone knows you’re alive. And I got shot because they wanted your ass.”
“Yeah I know..” He mumbled with a small groan and looked down at you, seeing the way your expression changed from pissed off to confused. “I might’ve uhm.. Y’know, gotten taped by a cop car camera. It’s on the news and shit.”
“Fuck sakes Frank. The whole point of faking your death is to y’know, have people believe you’re fucking dead so they don’t try to kill you, again.” You let out a frustrated sigh, shooting him another death glare. He looked back at you with a clearly unimpressed look and shook his head at you.
“Yeah no shit.” He muttered, opening the passenger’s side of his van and helped you get in despite your visible protests. But he gave you an annoyed look, one of those looks that said to just do as he said and not protest. You knew that look pretty well.
“Eres putamente anormal. I hope you know that.” You muttered under your breath, hissing in pain when you tried putting on the seatbelt. Frank got in the driver’s seat and once again looked at you like his brain had just short circuited. He squinted his eyes and mouthed 'what the fuck'.
“In English please. I can’t understand you when you talk shit in Spanish, sweetheart.”
“I said you’re a fucking idiot and that I’m going to break your nose again if you don’t take me home to take the bullet I got in my shoulder because of your impulsive ass. Did you understand that or should I draw you a damn picture?” You huffed, there was so much attitude and frustration in your tone that Frank was taken aback. He was driving but he turned to look at you, lips pursed and jaw tight, but his eyes weren’t hard like before.
“Listen sweetheart I had to. I wasn’t about to sit there and watch that dipshit shoot you, or worse. I didn't mean for you to get shot, you know damn well I would rather get shot instead.” Frank was always rough, not great with words, but you knew when he was being genuine and when he was trying to be sweet, in his own way, but he tried. “I’m gonna patch you up okay? You’ll be okay.”
“I know, I know. I’m still worried, Frank. The people that killed your family, I think they’re coming after you now. I don’t want you to die.” You said softly now, your demeanor slowly changing as soon as the adrenaline and anger faded and the worry came crashing in.
“I ain’t dying sweetheart, not yet. Don’t worry ‘bout me alright? Let’s just get you home first, we’ll figure out the rest later okay?” His voice was still rough, it always was, but his tone was softer, caring even, you could’ve sworn you even saw a small smile. You couldn't help but feel a bit of relief, you knew you would keep each other safe.
“I’m gonna take your word for it, but I swear to God Frank Castle if you die I’m going to drag your ass from hell, kill you again and then I’m going to drag you back out because I need you.” You frowned, sniffling softly and blinking a couple of times to avoid tearing up, but you didn’t know if it would be from pain or from emotion. Probably both. Frank sighed heavily and nodded, taking your hand and squeezing reassuringly.
“Glad we agree on somethin’ sweetheart.”
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All night long.
CHIBS TELFORD. ┃ SOA.
❝ request by @filipthescot: Holaaaaa mi amooooor!! If you feel like it, I'd love to read Prompt 4 from the smut list with my man Filip😇💚
❝ request by @ladyreapermc: Number 2 for the smut prompts with my favorite Scot Chibs? Please? 🙏🏻
❝ request by @irenne-stans: Could you do the fluff promt #10 with Chibs please 🥺💗
❝ prompts: “One more cheesy pick up line and I’m gonna bend you over the table and fuck you in front of everyone”. / “I know you think about me at night”. / “It smells like… I don't know… jealousy?”
❝ words: about 1.4k.
❝ warnings: nsfw, smut, oral sex (male receiving), fingering, mention of bodily fluids, explicit thoughts, language, and i think that's all.
Gif credits to the author.
MASTERLIST.
Chibs is burning in rage watching you flirt with the new prospect, sitting on the bar with a glass of whisky in his hand and the other arm over the clingy wood. He's trying to figure out what it's been so fun to make you laugh this way. He's a man of jokes too and he hasn't seen you like that with him. That's pissing him off. And all that he wants to do right now is to put his gun on that guy, where the sun doesn't shine and blow out his guts.
But he has to pretend he wasn't looking at you like a maniac the moment you turn around to walk straight to the bar and grab another beer. Resting your forearms on the edge to wait for your drink, you tilt your head towards him.
“What's that face for? Someone told you Nessie doesn't exist, uh?”
Slowly, too slowly, he moves his eyes from the prospect to you. Annoyed. About to punch anyone that crosses his path right now.
“'Am not having fun like ye, that' fo' sure”. Chibs replies, taking a sip from his drink.
You frown funnily at his words, not really believing what is happening right there. “It smells like… I don’t know… jealousy?”
Waving a hand close to his face, you pretend to be smelling the environment around the two of you, before he slaps it playfully as you finally have erased the sour grimace from his face.
“C'mon, Chibsy. Don't deny what is clear to my eyes”.
“Ye're blind, lass”.
About to challenge him, you take a step closer placing your index finger on his collarbone, dragging it over his shirt down through his torso. You see him gulping inevitably, clicking his tongue with feigned annoyance, putting your eyes away from yours. “I know you think about me at night”.
Chibs purses his lips not enjoying that game you're playing and, that under his opinion, will end up worshipping himself in the darkness of his room while thinking about you —like uncountable times he has done.
“The prospect had the balls to talk with me, but he's a five on my scale”.
“Bad luck fo' him”.
“Good for you, isn't it?” You say poking the tip of his nose graciously, earning again his complete attention. “From one to ten, you're a nine and I'm the one you need”.
The Scottish man chokes on his drink as the liquid falls through the wrong side, making him cough while cleaning his mouth with the back of his hand. His eyebrows are frowned angrily, thinking you're just making fun of him.
“Stop playen'”.
“I'm not playing, but if you want, I know a game. It's called Titanic”.
Rubbing his face with his free hand, Chibs snorts deeply, laying his eyes on you waiting for a continuation or an explanation.
“You can be the ocean and I'll go down on you”.
“One mo' cheesy pickup line and amma bend ye over the table and fuck ye in front of everyone”.
Licking and biting your bottom lip, you grab the glass in his hand to empty it with a gulp to leave it over the bar, an instant before gripping your fingers around his wrist to drag him straight to the dorms. You've been waiting too much time for this to happen. And yes, maybe you were playing at first, tasting the water. But he wasn't lying when he has threatened you. Of course, you two earn more attention than you could expect, when the crew watches you disappearing from the party —between cheers and claps and finallys.
As soon as you're locked inside his room, your lips crash with his. You're too necessitated, so is he; devouring your mouth while your fingers manage to undo his belt and the zip of his jeans. Chibs grunts with his tongue inside your cavity and his huge hands squeezing your ass, anxious to feel that same warm wrapping around all his hard length. And you aren't going to make him wait, having the same burning desire for tasting him.
Pushing him to the nearest wall, reclining his back against it, you roll down his black tight jeans and boxers to his ankles —as promised, you kneel. Chibs can't take off his eyes from yours, looking at you begging in silence to alleviate the bittersweet pain concentrated in his hardness. God, he has dreamt about this thousands of times. Your tongue swirling around his dick, your throat welcoming him, your lips sucking his soul out from his body.
So when you fill your mouth with his thick length until your nose touches his pelvis, Filip can't help but close his eyes uttering a pleased grunt echoing the room. His fingers land automatically on your head, forcing you to hold his reddened glans against your walls, making you gag vibrating his whole anatomy. He could cum just by feeling these same shivers another time.
“For chrissake…” He moans swinging your head back and forth, whilst your left hand massages his balls.
Chibs has never felt this good. He's trying to keep calm and control himself from fucking your mouth as he'd like to do right now. Brutality, fastly, without mercy. He can't wait to see his cream spilling down the curves of your lips, making you choke on his dick.
“God… Ye look so beautiful”. He whispers as good as he can.
His vocals cause you to smile somehow, increasing the pace of your dance wrapping his whole extension with the only intention of driving him crazy. And you're getting it, preventing Chibs from breathing quietly. A mix of gasps and whining comes from the deepest place of his soul, helping you with the rhythm needed for more. He buries his dick down your throat, filling your cavity and forcing your walls until your uvula trembles above his most sensitive skin.
He knows he's so close, ashamed for not lasting more than a couple of minutes. He's a man that can please you all night long, but the wait has wreaked havoc in him. Too much time spent on imagining how it would feel. Too much time spent on imagining himself pawing your body, nailing his ringed fingers into your soaked cunt. Too much time spent on imagining hearing you moan his name, begging him to let you cum while riding his face.
And of course, he's going to fulfill his fantasies tonight, leaving your legs shaking and your pussy flooded by his seed.
Just to think about it, Chibs has to contain his breathing when you abuse your throat one last time, feeling how he empties his heat inside your mouth. Ripping his chest by swallowing a loud delighted grunt, as his hands continue pressing your head deeper, you cough slightly until he loosens his grip. Filip doesn't give you time to recover, urging you to stand up, colliding your mouth to taste himself in your saliva. The best combination he has ever savored.
With a tight hand gripping your throat he makes you turn around, pinning you to the wall, using the other to eagerly roll up the gems of your dress and push down your wet panties enough to slam to curved fingers inside you. You cry out with his lips stuck in yours, pounding you with so much savageness that he needs to husk you, or the whole Charming will hear you.
“Ye… Bad girl… Playen' with the prospect ti make me feel jealous…” He groans huskily, not being able to think about it as his thrusts cloud your head. “Gonna make ye understand why whiskey is better than bourbon”.
“Please, Ch— Chibs… I fucking beg you”.
You want him to fuck you, that's evident. You want him to fuck you in every single possible position, in every single corner of this damn town. And he's going to do it —but…
“Say ye're sorre”. He hisses onto your ear, nailing his fingers as much deep as he can, forcing your limits and pushing them to beyond. “Say ye're sorre fo' making me wait, fo' playen with me”.
“I am… I a— am sorry”. You sob placing your hands on his shoulders looking for some balance, as he raises you on your tiptoes. “I am so sorry, Chibsy… Please… Please, fuck me”.
“'Corse I will, my love. Till ye beg me again, but ti stop”.
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>> And Then Life Was Beautiful-Ch. 1
Fic rating: Mature/Explicit
Word Count: 1.612
Warnings: Swearing, mentions of sex work
A/n: I do not claim to know him or any of his kinks, I just use him as a face claim. MINORS DNI. No one is permitted to copy/redistribute my work onto any other blog or website. Other than that, please reblog and comment!
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I can’t believe I’m doing this, Sidney thinks to himself as he scrolls through one of the many sugar daddy sites Kris gave him. Am I really that desperate for intimacy? Many of the girls are pretty, all of different races and backgrounds and most young. He can’t help but feel sleazy, like a creepy old guy trying to revitalize himself by proxy of these young girls youth.
“Not be that guy but when are you ever gonna get married?” Kris asks him as they wait in the car for his son’s, Alex, school to finish. Sid loves to tag along to see all the little ones race out of school and run to their parents who await them with open arms. He desperately wants that hot himself but he feels like the window of opportunity is closing.
“When I meet the right girl,” Sid says with a shrug. He shifts in his seat, the leather suddenly very uncomfortable and the car borderline claustrophobic. Sid has been hearing this question since he turned thirty, maybe even before I then. At first, it never bothered him. He chalked it up to people being nosy, wanting everyone to follow an imaginary social clock. By twenty-five have a job and be self sufficient, thirty be married and maybe have a kid. Yadda, yadda, yadda. He thought he had someone, through those dark times with his concussion but waiting around for him to get better was too much for her and the fact that he never popped the question after didn’t help matters.
~flashback~
“When the right girl comes along,” kris repeats with an incredulous huff. “Are you even trying to look for a partner?”
“I am!”
“Okay how? And don’t say at bars because that’s pathetic.” Sid closes his mouth before he can even get a word out. Fuck Kris for knowing him so well.
“Okay so maybe I’m out of practice. I don’t even know if I want a relationship right now. I just know I’d like to not come home to an empty house every game. Maybe have someone to talk to and be with who isn’t the team,” Sid says softly. Kris looks at his friend with sympathetic eyes.
“I understand. Maybe I can help.” Sid looks at Kris and sees the mischief on his face.
“Oh no, whatever you have planned I already don’t like it.”
“Oh come on! You haven’t even heard what it is!” Sid doesn’t hear the idea until after Alex is picked up and the two men talk over the phone later that night.
“A sugar baby?! That’s your great idea?!” Sid is appalled at the idea. Paying some girl to essentially be his not girlfriend? Insane. Absolutely insane. Sure, he knows guys in the league have done it and some have resulted in marriage but that’s such a small sample.
“Hey don’t knock it to you try it! Plus, you’re desperate enough,” Tanger snickers. Sid shoots him daggers at the phone even though he knows Kris can’t see him.
“I am not desperate.”
“Im just messing with you man, lighten up. Just give it a try, you never know. I’ll send you some sites for you to look at.” Sidney can’t help but think that Kris has been on these sites before.
“Have you been a-a sugar daddy?” Sid asks and cringes at his voice even saying the title. When did his life get so weird?
“It’s not a dirty word Sid and yeah. Before I met Catherine and I was enjoying my new found fortune. It was fun but not for me I guess.” Sid’s phone dings in his ear and he looks at it to see a text from Kris with links to to the websites.
With an annoyed sigh he tells Tanger he’ll talk to him later and hangs up.
Rianne Thomas is twenty-four and on her third potential sugar daddy date this week. What is wrong with men? They all think that she needs to be at their beck and call, given a small allowance on top of apparently fucking them. What these fake sugar daddies want is a prostitute and not that there is anything wrong with that, that isn’t what Rianne does and it isn’t what she wants to do.
The new guy, some real estate investor named Robert is talking her ear off about shit she doesn’t care about and how his wife is so awful, blah blah blah. Rianne bats her eyes and nods when appropriate, laughs at his not funny jokes and tries not to look so repulsed by his touch. She thought he was the one when they talked previously but he was a good liar she supposes. They part amicably, Rianne going home to her cozy townhome outside the city of Pittsburgh to unwind and forget about that weird ass date. The home was purchased for her by a previous sugar daddy, the perfect three-story brick townhome with a backyard. Sometimes she misses that SD but the two parting ways is for the better.
It’s the last week before school starts and she still doesn’t have a new SD which is a problem because her loan is big. Her parents helped her with her first degree, public policy and analysis from Emory University in Atlanta, her family’s hometown. She took a year off to work but after realizing she needed a bit more knowledge for her field, she decided to go back to school. Unfortunately for Rianne, grad school must be paid on her own. Spending your whole life in one city leaves it feeling small, so she decided to get out. There were too many bad memories in that city and the closeness to everyone she grew up with was annoying. Now was the time for Rianne to spread her wings and get a bit of freedom. She chose a program far from home and the University of Pittsburgh was the first school to accept her and it’s a good program for her master’s in public health, so she said fuck it and moved during the summer. At the time, she was with her former sugar daddy, and he offered to get her a home so she would have a nicer place to stay while she’s in school. He was always so generous with her, too bad he had to fuck it up. Rianne goes to her room and changes for a shower and afterward she dresses and winds down with some wine and trashy tv.
When Sid comes across Rianne’s profile on the sugaring site, he’s immediately smitten. She’s gorgeous and seems pretty normal compared to the other girls on the site. There’s the added bonus that she’s in Pittsburgh and doesn’t seem to care too much about sports, so no groupies thank God. Sid finds her Instagram account and scrolls through it, impressed at all her adventures and even more at how attractive he finds her.
It takes him nearly two weeks to message her on Instagram. Why would she want to get into this arrangement with an old guy like me? Sid thinks to himself, granted he had seen the profiles of the other men on the site, and they were much older than he is. If anything, he has a better shot than they do. One afternoon, he works up the courage to send her a message. Sid feels like a teenager again, anxiously waiting for a pretty girl to call or message him back and him still not knowing what to say to her when she does.
Rianne_Thomas: Um hey? Are you really Sidney Crosby?
SPC87: Last time I checked yes. Would you like proof?
Rianne_Thomas: Yeah, if you don’t mind
Sidney goes to fish out his license from his wallet and takes a picture of it. He remembers to thank his sister for teaching him how to use the editing tool in the photo app on his phone while he blacks out his address. He sends the picture to her and waits but the wait isn’t long.
Rianne_Thomas: Okay I believe you. So��how did you find me?
SPC87: This is embarrassing but through the sugaring site you posted your info on?
Rianne_Thomas: Ooohh! Are you interested in being my sugar daddy Sidney?
Sid blushes hard, no one has ever called him daddy. At least not to his face.
SPC87: I guess so, that is why I was on the website in the first place.
Rianne_Thomas: How do I know that you’re actually good for the money? I know you play hockey but do y’all actually make money?
Sid snorts at her insinuation that he’s broke.
SPC87: I have more money than I know what to do with. Feel free to look me up.
Rianne_Thomas: Ok maybe I will!
Rianne does a quick google search of the guy and her jaw drops. Perhaps he’s kind of cute and he’s not so fucking old. His award section on Wikipedia takes so fucking long to read though and his salary is pretty nice too.
Rianne_Thomas: Aight so you got some money and apparently aren’t half bad at hockey
SPC87: 😂 I do alright I guess
Rianne_Thomas: More than alright it seems. Well I’m intrigued, maybe we can meet up and get to know each other a little better
SPC87: I’d like that
Rianne_Thomas: Great! I’ll let you know when and where I’d like to meet, I am a busy woman you know
SPC87: I like a woman who takes charge plus this is about your needs if not more than mine
Rianne_Thomas: Ooohh keep talking like that and you might get more than you bargained for Sidney!
SPC87: That doesn’t sound so bad to me 😊
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Watching the Rise of the Titans movie and I'll be documenting all of my thoughts/reactions here. [Spoiler Warning]
So instead of reblogging every new update, I'm just going to have this post up on my phone as I watch and type my reactions in a bullet list format.
Nari's human disguise is so cute. As someone who does have a cottagecore aesthetic, I want to cosplay her so bad
Are Skrael and/or Belroc non-binary coded? Regardless, I'm also obsessed and I want to fuck Skrael and be Belroc.
STEVE CARING ABOUT JIM BEING HURT YESSSS!!! My god his redemption has probably been one of the greatest there is because he doesn't just suddenly go from being a bully to a completely good person. You can see the gradual shift in learning better throughout the shows which is awesome.
IN NEW YOOOOOOORRRRRRRK!!!!!! CONCRETE JUNGLE WHERE DREAMS ARE MADE OFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!
The mugshot montage reminded me of season 1 of trollhunters when toby and Jim were arrested at the museum.
STRICKLER PUT A RING ON IT??? HE'S THE ONLY DILF IVE EVER ACTUALLY AGREED WAS HOT WYM I CAN'T HAVE HIM??? well I'm still really happy about his arc over the series probably one of my favorite character growths.
Eli my guy got his growth spurt!!! As an 18 year old who is still 5'0", I'm happy but envious for him
So I went into this movie without watching any trailers or promo, but I doubt anything could have prepared me for the existence of mpreg. In fact, I wasn't going to document my reactions until I saw that.
NAMURA!!!!!!!!! MY BELOVED!!!!!! I CAN STILL THIRST FOR YOU WITHOUT GUILT
The coach teacher just called the kids zoomers so I have to dock one point from my final rating just because of that. Unforgivable
Those husky animation models suck lmao
Oh fuck the titans got power ranger zords!!
God why did they include the mpreg??? This movie would have been perfect without it.... After that plot point being revisited only one time I'm already beyond done with it
Like it's bringing me back to the v*ltron days where they're was a suspiciously high amount of klance omegaverse and mpreg fics and art created and it physically hurts because Steve and Keith's voice actor is the same person meaning this is especially cursed to me since I was unfortunately in the v*ltron fandom and remember all of that
But like on another note, how old are these characters again??? I haven't checked any wikis because of spoilers but is Steve an adult??? I know aja might be technically a lot older than 18 because alien but is whatever age she is equivalent to an adult as far as emotionally and physically in Akaridion development??? IS THIS A TEEN (M)PREGNANCY IN A KIDS SHOW????
Like bruh I saw a singular post on here before going into the movie that was like "rott spoilers without context" and there was a pregnant belly but I was absolutely not expecting the actual context of it. I'll find the post after I finish and edit this post to tag the creator right here: @makoden
This entire post is just gonna be me ranting about mpreg huh
Anyway I love the whole roundtable allusion to the legends of king arthur (not the toa version but the one he's based off)
THERE'S 3 TO 5 BABIES????? I need to take a break bruh this is just too much
Alright I've taken a 30 minute break got some food and did some things i love (decompressed by tactile stimming with some owl plushies and watched some videos on my favorite owl, Garu. He lives in Japan with his owner and is a domesticated eagle owl who basically just acts like a sky cat. If anyone else needs some eye bleach, here is their YouTube channel)
Blinky and ARRRGHHH!!! saying their "if one of us doesn't make it" talk my god one of them is going to die I can see it and I will be utterly crushed. Jim can't lose another father figure and Toby can't lose his wingman again I will riot if this happens
On a similar but unrelated to the movie note, can we just talk about how toa started with Jim having 0 dads and (if strickler and blinky live to the end) will end with 2 dads? Like I just really feel happy for him that he has two dads who actually figured out how to put the past behind them to not have any infighting between them so that both of them are healthy father figures. Jim has already been through literal hell and back losing his actual humanity in the process so if he loses one of them, I'm going to be really pissed because at this point, this is just Jim torture porn. Y'all know how as SpongeBob SquarePants went on, the show just became Squidward torture porn? It's starting to feel that way for toa and I really hope they cut the shit by the ending
Jlaire is such a good ship but like I feel like it's too perfect they never disagree with each other
YESSSSSSS Someone finally doesn't treat toby like a fat waste of space who messes stuff up!!! I think out of all the characters that would have been most deserving of a rewrite, it's Toby. Sometimes I just feel he's only comic relief and any heartfelt moments he's had in the series was also born of stupidity (ie his flour baby project being unharmed was seen by him as divine intervention from his parents but was actually just Eli and Steve behind the scenes).
Ohhhhh yesssssss Archie's father!!! I was hoping I'd see him again because we got so little of him last
Ooooooooooh Asian trollmarket!!!!!
Oh never mind slavery trollmarket
Bruh titanic camelot
I feel like we're not seeing enough of the villains because I completely forgot about the power ranger zord things
NAMORA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY LAST CRUSHHHH
STRICKLER NO NOT YOU TOO PLEASE
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE ONLY TWO CHARACTERS I SIMP FOR ON THIS SHOW DIED WITHIN FIVE MINUTES OF EACH OTHER
THAT WHOLE ASS RANT I WROTE IS COMING TRUE FUCK THIS MOVIE THIS SERIES IS JUST JIM TORTURE PORN
WAIT JIM'S SPERM DONOR INFO?
Oh thank God I don't want to know anything about that person
For the record, I call that man Jim's sperm donor because he has no business being called a father to him. All he did was donate some swimmers to the creation of him and give him abandonment issues
Oh another blind troll elder???? This fucker is just if vendel was a bad guy
Bruh I was grieving
PACIFIC RIM WITH GUN ROBOT VEX AND THE BELROCZORD? I've never seen that movie but I know the reference
Bruh Blinky doesn't read horoscopes? Does he realize conspiracy theories are just the manly version of horoscopes?
NO DON'T KILL VEX STOP KO-ING FOUND FAMILY MEMBERS
Oh thank God he's okay
NO NOT ARCHIE AND CHARLEMAGNE OH MY GOD
oh never mind they're just gonna coup de tat I believe in them :))
But I want to see him again
But I'm glad to see vex
Yay they're in arcadia!
But yeah I wondered why the trolls and Merlin didn't keep the whole "daylight doesn't hurt trolls" feature from the eternal night but now Guillermo del Toro I see you were playing the long con in that just to kill my girl Namora :(((
Oooooh I love the animation of the Narizord over Chihuahua!! It looks very good and realistic (if only they could have put some of that into those huskies from before smh)
Bruh the character designs of the arcane order are so good I want to be them
Nari making sure the Skraelzord doesn't crush the bus
DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE
Bruh I'm just glad we finally have an answer on why arcadia had everything going on as opposed to literally anywhere else!! I always found that as a weird coincidence for plot convince.
BRUH WERE BACK TO THE MPREG IM SO JEALOUS I FORGOT ABOUT THAT EVEN THOUGH IT WAS BECAUSE I WAS GRIEVING THE LOSS OF MY LOVELIES.
Oh that's real convenient that the ninth configuration meant all of them. Way to not decide which character gets more attention. Though it probably was a smart way to not have any infighting in the fandom between each character's stan group.
Bruh I just realized where is Barbera did they just ditch her on the Camelot ship???
And where are the other trolls that migrated at the end of trollhunters s3? They said something about new jersey but obviously Jim and the other main characters got on Camelot instead.... This feels like a plot hole
And we never learned the process of how changelings are made and bonded to humans and stuff. We just know it's super painful but I'm curious ffs!!!!
THE DONT THINK BECOME HERO SPEECH ALL SAID TOGETHER!!!
BRUH THEY REALLY HAD TO SHOW HIM GIVING BIRTH??????? WAS THAT AN ABSOLUTE MUST??????
Plus the main audience for this series is little children (the rating for the movie is literally TV-Y7) so even though my adult ass is not in the target audience, I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND WHY WOULD MPREG AND ANAL BIRTH WOULD BE AN IMPORTANT THING TO 7 YEAR OLDS???? THIS IS A LITERAL FETISH HIDDEN IN KIDS CONTENT ITS ELSAGATE ALL OVER AGAIN Y'ALL 😭😭😭😭😭
Though it's probably hypocritical of me to think fetishes don't belong in kids tv when I've openly admitted to thirsting for strickler and namora
HUZZAH
NEW AMULET WAZ GOOD????
STAB THAT BITCH JIM
WAIT NO I SAID STAB NOT GET STABBED
Alright good job just missed the directions at first but you fixed it
SEVEN KIDS?????????
T O B Y ????????????
W A I T NO
N O
IS HE ACTUALLY
OH MY GOD THERE'S HOPE
NO THERE ISN'T
F U C K THIS SHIT THEY REALLY JUST HAD HIM TO BE BULLIED THEN KILLED
Y'ALL IM ACTUALLY CRYING THIS NEVER HAPPENS
I NEVER ACTUALLY GET SO EMOTIONAL OVER MEDIA THAT I CRY IT ONLY HAPPENED ONCE AT THE END OF VOLTRON BUT AHHHHHHHH
W A I T
HE'S GONNA BE BROUGHT BACK?????
HOLD UP THEY'RE JUST GONNA BRING ALL THOSE DEAD PEOPLE BACK??????
WAIT IS HE
BLINKY CALLED HIM A SON
HOLD ON IS THIS GOING TO BE A CLIFFHANGER???????????
BRUH THEY REALLY JUST CAN'T END THE SERIES WITHOUT CLIFFHANGERS like there's always an open ending
TROLLHUNTER TOBY????? You know what forget the whole rants I had on how toby was written they just redeemed it all
And that's all! I'd rate it a 6.5/10 because it's definitely the weakest of all the sequels but still had amazing animation and some good plot points. It's just really hard to look over the bad stuff enough to rate it any higher.
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Hey! I have a really loud and particular laugh that seems to carry quite literally throughout my house and there have been many times people have bought it up with me (I can’t help it my laugh is just loud & contagious!!). Could I request the bros reaction to MC who quite literally is unable to laugh quietly and ends up being heard through the whole of the house? Thank you!🥰
This is so sweet, geez imma get cavities. I also have a very loud laugh and I startle people a lot when I start laughing so I get what you mean!
These HCs are probably written a lot better because suddenly I’m full energy and motivation-
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The Brothers with an MC who has a loud and particular laugh:
Lucifer:
-He’ll never admit it but whenever you start laughing or even smiling, he can’t really stop himself from doing it too
-Like, he looks at you as you start cackling about a funny meme Levi just showed you and he’s holding back a smile-
-Because, even though you have such a loud and some would say ‘obnoxious’ laugh, he thinks you just sound so precious
-He really struggles to show that he’s not affected by you as much as he actually is
-Even if you start laughing at an inappropriate time, he’d likely not even tell you off properly
- Would never say anything of the sort to your face, but he low-key admires you
-He thinks it’s amazing that a simple human like you that has experienced so many horrible things every since they arrived in literal hell, can have the ability to laugh so heartily even now
-If you’re in public and start doing your boisterous laugh, he will keep a stoic expression on his face
-There’s a hint of a blush on his cheeks if you look close enough, though I doubt anyone is crazy enough to point it out
-In private though? Appreciate these moments y’all, because it’s one of the few rare times you’ll see him laugh freely
-Even when he’s around his brothers and trying to keep a straight face, you can see his lips threatening to curve upwards
-Basically, he thinks you’re baby and your laugh makes him feel at ease
Mammon:
-I head canon that he also has a very particular laugh because he gives off those kind of vibes
-He probably doesn’t even notice how loud you are when you start wheezing
-Normally, he’d join in and start laughing with you as the rest of the brothers take out their sound blocking ear muffs for the third time that day
-You two are loud ok?
-Poor Lucifer who not only has insomnia and is a workaholic, he also has two idiots giggling to themselves in the middle of the night
-When I said Mammon is trying to get a laugh out of you any hour of the day
-I mean any hour
-He will wake you up to just hear your voice and then proceed to run out as you start yelling at him
-Even if he were to notice it, the worst reaction you’re gonna get out of him is a bit of teasing
-“Ya sound like you’re dyin’ over there human. You alright?”
-When in reality, he’s even more smitten with you because your laugh is just another one of your amazing qualities
-Mammon does the stupidest shit in front of you to make you and hear you laugh because it warms his heart
-Even if he wouldn’t admit it, to you or to himself
-The only time he ‘doesn’t like’ it when you laugh is if you’re poking fun at him with his brothers
-That gets him all huffy puffy and sad
-For a minute, before he’s thrown himself onto you again
-Greedy for money and greedy for affection of course
Levi:
-ohcrapohcrapohcrapohcrap
-“YOU SOUND JUST LIKE THE MAIN CHARACATER’S LOVE INTEREST FROM THIS NEW ANIME I’M WATCHING! IT’S CALLED: PEOPLE KEEP TELLING ME I’M IN LOVE WITH MY BEST FRIEND BUT I’M ACTUALLY NOT, THOUGH WHOA THEY HAVE SUCH A PRETTY LAUGH!”
-Catch him rambling about it for five minutes straight
-Before stopping abruptly, flushing from head to toe and starting to stutter like he forgot how to speak
-This usually has you laughing again, in a more sympathetic and encouraging way and he just...dies
-He doesn’t like his laugh, at all
-He thinks it sounds really awkward and tense
-So he’s low-key jealous about your rather impulsive laugh because it’s so sweet??? And amazing and cute??? Just like you???
-But at the same time, it’s hard for him to be jealous of it when he loves it so much
-Why do you think he keeps coming to you whenever he finds funny memes or compilations online???
-“I don’t expect a normie like you to understand but look at this.”
-He gets a stupidly cute kick out of knowing that he is the one making you laugh
-I suggest trying not to laugh too much while he’s playing video games because your laugh distracts him so much
-And he will throw his headset at you
-Affectionately of course
Satan:
-He doesn’t give much of a reaction besides a quirked eyebrow and a quiet ‘Oh?’
-Sure, he doesn’t really like it when his brothers are being noisy either because they’re laughing too loudly or because they are fighting gladiator style outside his room
-But you’re the exception
-The only person in that household that could get away with interrupting his reading/work is you
-May come as a surprise to some, but sometimes Satan does get worried for you
-If he hasn’t seen you in a while he might start thinking that something is wrong
-But then he’d hear you laughing from downstairs and he’d smile and think “Eh they’re alright.”
-He thinks your laugh sounds so much more endearing than his own psychotic laugh 🥰🥰🥰
-Will throw one of his precious books at any of his brothers if they make fun of the way you laugh
-Basically, he has the biggest heart eyes for you but he’s too good at hiding it
-Laugh with him whenever something embarrassing happens to Lucifer and he will be so pleased and happy for the rest of the day
Asmo:
-“MC my dear, has anyone mentioned what a wonderfully charming laugh you have? And that says something coming from me.”
-Asmo also has a very noticeable laugh
-Not exactly loud but it could be considered obnoxious (to his brothers) and he giggles all the time when he’s very excited
-Having Asmodeous as your partner is basically the same thing as dating your best friend
-Despite being the Avatar of Lust, your relationship with him is super healthy and even he takes comfort in that
-You’d both be chuckling to yourselves in Majolish or something because this bïtch is hilarious if he wants to be
-“Oh my Lord Diavolo! MC, look! I found the perfect outfit for Mammon!!”
-And it’s a Disney princess dress the size of a fuckn toddler
-You guys laughed so hard you got kicked out >:(
-But you ended up buying that dress for Mammon anyway lmaoo
-Spending too much time with Asmo is similar to the whole “I’m trying to be quiet in class but me and my friend keep laughing every time we look at each other”
-The way both of you have to strain yourselves from full on cackling when Lucifer has a go at either of you 😌
-Except you seriously can’t laugh because you will be ✨murdered✨
-“What do you mEAN YOU DON’T LIKE YOUR LAUGH, YOUR LAUGH IS GORGEOUS! NOT AS GORGEOUS AS MINE OBVIOUSLY BUT IT EASILY COMES IN SECOND!”
-That’s the kind of hype he gives you all day every day
Beel:
-The first time he properly heard you laugh was when you started making puns and you were laughing like crazy at your own jokes (samesies)
-And he just loves seeing you this happy because he gets happy and then he doesn’t even want to eat anymore, he just wants to hug you
-“I like your laugh. Do it again for me?”
-Your heart went doki doki
-It’s common for Beel to make you all flustered without meaning to and then you nervously start laughing again because you feel so awkward
-BUT your face brightens up so much when you start laughing or even smiling and he can’t help himself from complimenting you
-Your joyous and loud chuckles always cheer him up
-To the point where he completely forgets how hungry he is
-Took you a while to figure this one out but his mood sort of changes with yours??
-If you’re visibly sadder than usual, he his morale is also surprisingly low and he starts eating more than usual
-In comparison to when you’re all bubbly and doing that beautiful laugh of yours and he gets like these butterflies in his stomach instead of the usual pangs of pain and hunger
-So now he just wants to hear your voice in general on repeat for the rest of eternity
-Im not crying you are
Belphie:
-“You’re too loud dumbass, I’m tryin’ to nap here.”
-Will deadass throw a pillow at your face if you wake him up
-Like hes so rude and for what?
-He loves you and your annoying as fuck laugh, he really does I promise
-It’s a special, unique part of you and all that sappy crap
-But keep it up and you will have a very cranky boyfriend to deal with for the rest of the month
-He can be such an ass at times if he’s in a bad mood
-“I should tape your mouth shut.”
-“Kinky-“
-“Shut up.”
-But as much as he hates being woken up by somebody else, he would much prefer waking up to your voice rather anyone else’s
-You usually wake him up in the mornings to get ready for RAD and you start giggling every time he pulls a face at you and complains that he doesn’t wanna
-“What are you? An alarm clock?”
-And then he just sort of pulls you to him and goes with a completely straight face:
-“You’re annoying but you can be my alarm clock if you want to.”
-He’s either flirting or is so sleepy he’s being unusually soft hELP
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When Our Hands Next Meet
Series summary: Soulmates are given memories of their past lives when their hands touch. For Virgil and Logan, each memory is happier than the last.
This series was created for @analogicalweek and made in collaboration with the lovely @birdsongisland! Please go look at the wonderful drawing that pairs with this work and support them with reblogs so their work can be seen!
Credit to birdsongisland for beta reading this as well, it came out a lot better because of them!
Chapter 5: We’ll Meet in the Middle
Chapter Summary: Virgil didn’t know what he had been expecting when he asked for a tutor to help with his studies, but it definitely wasn’t who could kick flip a skateboard without even looking down and also happened to be his soulmate.
Day 5 Prompt: Vocab Card/Skateboard
Warnings: none. If there are others please let me know!
WC: 1539
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Virgil huffed as he cupped his chin aggressively in his hand, staring down the road to wait for his tutor to show up. Not to get the wrong idea- he was very grateful to the person who had agreed to help him with his vocabulary; he just...wasn’t the best with people. He was socially awkward and very obviously had a vague emo style- wavy purple hair with white streaks fell messily over shadowed eyes and cheeks that would burn in five minutes outside despite his tanned complexion. His black nail polish was chipping from the constant picking and he was never seen anywhere without his favorite purple hoodie hugging him like a portable blanket. But he was falling a bit behind in class because he couldn’t seem to remember the constant influx of new terminology thrown at him each week. Asking the professor about extra practice had landed him a phone number that he had agonized over for too many hours before finally biting the bullet and calling.
The voice on the other end alone was enough to make his stomach flip, light and lilting even when talking about something as boring as scheduling. Virgil knew it then and he was stewing over it now- he was absolutely done for. No one had that kind of voice without being kind and patient and while those were things he definitely needed if he was going to learn anything he was sure he’d get distracted anyway. Forming a squish from a voice- that had to be the worst joke played on him yet.
Looking up however nearly made him want to cry at the irony. That had to be him, the only person on campus at the moment standing tall on a skateboard while gripping a dark blue messenger bag. From what Virgil could see he had blue hair that was pulled to one side with the other shaved, immediately piquing Virgil’s interest with the unique look. He tried his hardest not to stare as he came closer and his jacket came into view; a leather one spiked at the shoulders and sporting pride flags at the chest. Virgil felt his own chest constrict as he stored that away for later, the pintrovert system coming in handy for what felt like the first time in his life.
Just as he was getting his crutches situated to stand up he noticed the other man riding straight for the sidewalk seemingly not paying attention to where he was going. Scrambling to his feet he lurched forward to yell out.
“Hey watch ou-” The warning died on his lips as his tutor executed a perfect lick flip onto the sidewalk, letting the momentum carry him a couple more feet before stopping and tucking the skateboard under his arms. Virgil was sure he looked like an absolute idiot as he approached him, trying his hardest not to gape while practically feeling his eyes sparkling while looking at the punk with wide eyes.
“Hello, I’m Logan. And you’re Virgil right? The person I’m supposed to help with his medical terms?” He waited for Virgil to nod before continuing. “Excellent. Is the library fine?”
Realizing He’d been silent too long, he managed to squeak out a “Yeah,” as he reached down to swing his bag over his shoulder. Logan started towards the doors with him, shuffling things around in his bag to pull out notecards and stuff the skateboard into it. How it fit Virgil had no idea but taking in the aesthetic he honestly wouldn’t be surprised if it involved some sort of fae magic.
They settled down at the table and Logan looked over at him, making his heart once again skip a beat as he took in the beautiful shade of brown. Shaking his head slightly he tried to focus on what Logan was currently talking about while organizing several colored pens in front of them.
“-that way you’ll be able to separate the terms better and your brain will be better equipped to compartmentalize the terms you need to remember in half the time. Does that make sense?”
It didn’t. It really, really didn’t. He had a soulmate somewhere that he hadn’t found yet and most likely wouldn’t for a long time to come, and yet here he was trying desperately to hide a blush because this person was just- he was so cool. His voice and eyes were pretty and he was obviously smart if he had been the first person his teacher had recommended to tutor him…
“Are you feeling alright? You look flushed.” Hearing this Virgil snapped back to reality and gave a thumbs up, ducking his head while trying to resist the urge to slam it into the wood.
“Fine, yeah! Just you’re- it’s hot! Hot in the hoodie.” Praying he had saved that sentence quickly enough he dared to peak back at Logan through his bangs, who was just smiling slightly with an arm draped over the back of his chair.
“You can take that off then, if you want.” Logan pointed to the hoodie. “Since you’re hot.”
Virgil decided then, somehow managing to keep a straight face through his panic, that it was quite homophobic of the floor to not simply open and swallow him whole. Try as he might to calm himself he could still feel the remnants of the harsh flush in his cheeks as he saw Logan simply look at him with that smile, making him idly wonder if the sly bastard was really flirting with him or was actually just that oblivious.
Virgil sputtered as he wrapped the hoodie tighter around himself, shaking his head slightly. “Nah, I’m fine actually! You were saying about colors?”
“Just that color coding can help you study better. I’m here to give you tips as well so please pay attention.” Leaning forward again, Logan started explaining how to separate the different concepts and how to decide what was important and what wasn’t; honestly Virgil was genuinely surprised at how much he retained, forgetting his panic in favor of actually learning, for which he was very grateful. By the time an hour had passed he had a pretty good grasp on what he was meant to be learning and how to go about it. He stacked his much improved notecards together and shoved them in his pocket for later, shifting around in his seat to look at Logan properly.
“Thank you honestly, I feel a lot better about the class now.”
“It was no trouble, I’m grateful I was able to help. And if you’re in need of further assistance before next week, call me?” Logan smiled crookedly. “I use the library’s phone for tutor scheduling, this is for my actual phone..”
Virgil gaped at the slip of paper offered to him with a wink, fully cementing the idea that Logan had, in fact, been flirting with him and Virgil had been too infatuated with his style to actually notice. Purple nail polish caught his eye as his hand moved closer and he had the vague thought of that being his favorite color and how did he keep them from chipping? Before his thoughts could wonder further he was taking the paper and smiling, just aware enough of their fingers brushing as he remembered being with this person, his soulmate, time and time again. Every time was better than the last as their souls grew accustomed to one another and grew over eternity, strengthening their bond with every word exchanged.
Virgil looked at his soulmate's dazed expression, the most beautiful smile he’d ever seen gracing his lips and eyes watering with emotion at having found him again. So many words stuck in his throat as he struggled with the perfect thing to say, something that would capture how happy he was to finally be together again and how excited he was to explore this lifetime together. Something that would make Logan understand just how much he meant to him.
“I think this is the coolest form you’ve ever taken.” He blurted, immediately covering his mouth and cursing himself twice over.
His heart sank as Logan barked out a laugh, snorting into his own hand and taking a minute to compose himself before laying a gentle hand on his cheek.
“And I think this is the loveliest I’ve seen you.”
He laughed softly as Virgil went completely red, fingers twitching with indecision over whether to flap his hand or slap the idiot beside him. Deciding on a combination of both he frantically beat a hand against his shoulder while sleeping his other over his mouth, mumbling profanities under his breath. Whipping around as his hand was caught he couldn’t help but grin at Logan’s own brilliant smile, even if his face felt like he had dipped it in a vat of boiling water.
“It’s getting late, I could walk you home?”
“Yeah,” Virgil managed. “I’d like that.”
Walking home and still slightly wishing the floor had opened up beneath him, he couldn’t help but feel lucky that he had found Logan so soon. They had an eternity to catch up on and if it had to start with fixing his bad study habits, he supposed he couldn’t complain.
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Student No. 22 —
m a s t e r l i s t
pairing: shinsou hitoshi x f!reader x class 1A
genre: 1tbsp of crack, 1 tsp of fluff, a sprinkle of angst and 1 cup of chaotic randomness
synopsis: y/n was certain she would never be a Hero. She had a different goal in her mind, and that is to be a great doctor someday. With a terrible past she wants to forget, she vows she would never use her Quirk and will never let the world know what it is. Not until she finds out that the invincible quirk she thought she has can also have a certain weakness.
random updates
trigger warning : mentions of abuse/torture
OO2 : The Principal —
There were hushed voices inside the conference room, debating on the current issue everyone seemed to disagree on. The only people who wasn’t much interested was Ectoplasm and Vlad King cause according to the latter “It wouldn’t hurt to teach another student, no matter what the circumstance is. Midnight is just making this into a big issue.” Thus a meeting was called for everyone to know the real reason.
This would be one hectic semester, Cementoss whispers as he scans the folder he was holding. Two weeks had passed since the other teachers found out about the new transferee recommended at U.A. Midnight was the first to disagree on the idea. Why would they even accept a new student in the middle of a new semester? And to top it all, a quirkless girl who has no desire of becoming a Hero.
“Before I start,” Principal Nezu’s voice came out of nowhere. “I hope everyone will understand what the situation of this child we’re talking about and why I invited her to come to U.A.”
Present Mic’s boisterous laughter interrupted the silence looming inside the room and pointed at Aizawa’s shoulder. He was trying to hold it in but the sight in front him was just too much.
He shook his head; this is going to be a tiring meeting. Pressing his temple Aizawa sighed, “I’m pretty sure we have more chairs.” Addressing their principal as if he was patiently talking to a child.
“It’s nice and warm over here, though” the principal chided. Cuddling closer to Aizawa’s shoulder and wrapping his tiny body with the wrap scarf Aizawa always sported. The sight was so hilarious yet no one dared laugh except Present Mic as Aizawa’s eyes shone red in warning, his hair flaring up in annoyance.
Aizawa shook his head in defeat, leaning forward to take the file in front of him. “She agreed to visit and see my class once school started once again.” His monotonous voice started.
“But I’m sure she’s not convinced to attend the school. She’s a smart kid even without us knowing what her Quirk truly is. She’s lying about something as if she’s subconsciously protecting herself. Principal Nezu would like to conduct a little experiment about her.” He gave his report after meeting you. He was set and determined to give you an answer after that day and after telling Nezu what he observed about you, the Principal came up with an interesting plan.
Nezu reach his tiny arm upward, patting Aizawa’s head and continued, “The girl is not Quirkless." All-Might squinted his eyes. Something is up and he was right all along.
"To tell you all the truth, she could defeat all of us here if she wanted to. Her strength if given a chance to grow could be on par with a Pro Hero.”
A hushed tension once again filled the room. All eyes on the Principal, Thirteen was the first one to ask. “Her file says she’s Quirkless, even registered as one. What could you possibly mean she could defeat us?”
Sliding down Aizawa’s scarf, Principal Nezu walked towards his chair and opened the same file everyone was holding. Staring at the letter he received from your late grandfather, he was certain he could share some information about you, leaving some things unsaid for your own safety.
“She was born out of Quirk Marriage. Her parents were known scientist that died in an unfortunate accident six years ago. I know you all remember this since you were there, Thirteen.”
Nezu looked at everyone as if he said something taboo. The infamous accident that killed several heroes in action. There were already several controversies rounding about it saying that the laboratory was conducting inhuman experiments on orphaned kids who possesses rare quirks at such a young age. The Hero Association knows about something yet everyone kept their mouths sealed. The news died down months after the accident. Yet the heroes who were there to witness will never forget about it.
“Her parents were obsessed on what power she would acquire. Enough to sacrifice their own child in the name of science.” Nezu looked at All-Might. His cerulean eyes stared back almost seeing the horrific incident once again.
“The bandages she wears around her arms…” All-Might trailed off. Imagining the horrors you experienced at your parents own hands. He was there, he was the one who saved you and freed you from it. All-Might closed his eyes, trying to forget the frail body he held, who was fighting and holding on for dear life. “So it was her.” He pondered.
“Countless experiment done by her own parents. They were mad so to speak. Once she reached the age of four she didn’t show any signs of inheriting either of their Quirks. The scars she received for almost five years of torture made her so conscious about it so she kept her skin hidden.” Nezu dropped the file and looked at Aizawa.
Everyone flinched. No one dared to ask again. Minutes felt like hours— as if a bucket of cold water was thrown over everyone’s faces. A tiny clap took everyone’s attention back at their principal. “I expect everyone will not agree to this, but according to her grandparents had told me in the letter, she might have inherited both her parents power.”
“Might? It’s just a possibility. We’re not even sure, right? It's not like she'll suddenly turn into a villain, right?” Midnight contradicted.
“That is why I came up with a plan and invited her here. She needs guidance. One thing she never get to experience.” Nezu smiled at her. His tiny paws clasped in front of him, leaving no room for arguments anymore. “I would like to know and see for ourselves. One week from now, one of Shota-kun’s student will help us in executing this plan.” His gaze drifted back to the raven-haired man.
“You know something we don’t.” Midnight eyed the Principal, itching to find out what he meant by you defeating them, Pro-Heroes, even without any proper training or whatsoever. Did she felt inferior? Why was she scared of your presence when she hasn’t even met you in person? Sighing in defeat she announces, “I’ll accept her once she shows something interesting.”
Nezu only smiles at her knowingly. “Good! Now who wants tea?”
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a/n: i just wanted to write a fic about Nezu and Aizawa using the 1st photo above kskskks 🤗 hence the chapter and title (i still dont know why i wrote this)
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