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chronicallycouchbound · 8 months

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I’m allowed to be lazy. Disabled or not. Laziness isn’t an inherently bad thing y’all just too caught up in hyper capitalist hustle culture to care. I don’t owe you productivity. I’m allowed to rest.

My rest is radical.

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threi · 1 year

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#op #one piece #there is too much characters #im lazy #sorry

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dovewingkinnie · 3 days

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I could fix him

nawww

#dead eyed stare at the beginning #hes looking at the tumblr asks #from something im animating with him rn dont mind me #probably wont finish #im lazy

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sarcasticmothdraws · 8 months

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Getting distracted baby TwT

#its hard coming up with silly comic ideas #trigun #its kinda a mix between trimax and tristamp #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #meryl stryfe #livio the double fang #Adventure Time #yeah im adding them here #im lazy #princess bubblegum #marceline the vampire queen

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the-steel-flea · 1 month

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No money?

Aah sorry, I was too lazy to draw a normal drawing 😔🥀

#that's not my neighbor #angus ciprianni #idk #my boy <3 #i like him #im lazy

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braimin · 1 month

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I'm think about a modern au again

Sanji going to one of Usopp's infamous house parties and meeting this guy that goads him into a drinking competition. They spend most of the night together drinking and arguing and while Sanji genuinely wants to fight this idiot, he can't deny the chemistry between them. He just can't really figure out if the guy likes men; like he's a huge macho man and hasn't shown any interest in anyone the whole night, but he every now and then he'll give Sanji this look or says something kind of gay. Sanji can't decide if it's okay to make a move on him.

Eventually he gets the confidence to say something, but when he hits on the guy he laughs in Sanji's face and leaves. He just kinda stands there in shock, he's never been laughed at after shooting his shot. Usopp, who apparently watched his failure, looks baffled. At first Sanji gets worried that he might've offended the dude, but then Usopp tells him that no, he isn't going to be offended and yes he is gay, and Sanji should know that because they've gone home together before. Twice.

Sanji is incredibly mortified to know he just asked a man he's already fucked if he's into men. And even more so that he didn't recognize him and he can't even remember the guy's name. But in Sanji's defense, he has come to a few of these parties and had Usopp and Luffy give more drinks than he can handle.

#zosan #sanji #zoro #one piece #Zoro thinks Sanji is playing hard to get at first #Then he realizes that no Sanji is just stupid and doesn't remember #And when Sanji tries to hit on him Zoro laughs cause he feels like he's in a timeloop #Cause Sanji just keeps doing the same thing #and then forgetting the next day #yo someone should write this #i know it could be me but #im lazy

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slashers-little-cum-dumpster · 4 months

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Ok, this sounds stupid, but what about the slashers (especially Brahms, Michael, Jason and stu .aka my favorites) being drunk and wanting cuddles and more *wink* *wink*😏

Slashers cuddling while reader is drunk- NSFW (but it gets more and more freaky;))

Brahms

you have been drinking since there's not much else to do when you aren't allowed to leave the manner and when Brahms is asleep

brahms woke up pretty unhappy you left the bed

went downstairs to drag you back and in a baby-ish voice he spoke "Y/N come cuddle" whining like he was a 5 year old

you in a drunken state kissed him with your arms wrapped around his neck "Brahms~" you cooed as he held you close

"Y/N?" he said confused about your sudden change in personality and you spoke sluggishly "im...drunk!" you giggled

he immediately dragged your drunk ass to be and held you close

you tried to turn cuddles into sex but brahms refused because hes a good boy and his mama and papa

as even if it's you making advances you never gave your sober consent

(i haven't written this much since my wattpad phase)

Michael myers :)

he was out stalking some poor girl and you were bored and horny so you drank till you would probably never remember this night

you were blasting music and drunkenly singing at the top of your lungs

without a warning Michael picked you up under one arm and used his free arm to turn the music off

he threw you in bed and layed next to you arms to his side like a log

you being drunk sat on his lap and layed your head on his chest and grind on his member

he let it happen and even placed his hands on your thighs

you took at as a sign to continue

you go on till both of you finished

(im to lazy to write a sex scene 😁)

Jason Voorhees

I don't think he will let you drink since his mama taught him it was bad and same with sex so unless you want a baby I don't think he'll fuck you :)

his cuddles are cold but probably feel fucking awesome ♡

stu :)

you both got drank at a party and went to his house were you layed in his bed for cuddles but

you felt him get hard prompting you to get hard/wet

you both went at it for a while

until you both passed out

waking up in the morning wasn't fun

(too lazy to continue♡)

(I do requests)

tell me if there is spelling mistakes I'm lazy

#slasher fucker #michael myers x reader #slashers x reader #micheal myers x y/n #slashers x you #stu x reader #brahms heelshire x reader #jason voorhees x you #im lazy

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gambeque · 5 months

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the genre of mispsellign words where u type all the correct letters with no regard for the order in which they are spellde

#im lazy #txt

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deluzie · 4 months

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mortal kombat au where everythings the same except sento's a bong

#LISTEN. I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY.#mk1 #mortal kombat #mortal kombat 1 #kenshi takahashi #kenshi takahashi mk1 #johnny cage #johnny cage mk1 #johnshi #i GUESSS..#they should've kissed in that scene tbh.#i cba to color the bottom two #im lazy #artzies

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williamwispdaily · 1 month

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Yo! i was wondering if you minded people using your art for pfps or banners etc! :3

Dont know about the other mods, but I dont mind at all! (mod light)

heres some art that could work as a pfp :D

#jrwi prime defenders #jrwi william #jrwi william wisp #prime defenders #william wisp #jrwi pd #daily art #art #mod light #fanart #im sorry for being dead #im lazy

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samhm · 5 months

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It's funny to me to think about the reaction the sibling of the Branch and Poppy would have when they knew the whole story of movie 1 and 2.

So, I'm too lazy to write all this myself in English, so I used Google Translate.

By the way, this is what the last paragraph says:

"But not as crazy as when we became friends with the Bergens, I mean, it all started when I accidentally had the royal cook find us and kidnap trolls, and then go rescue them with the help of Branch, so that in the end it will end in This whole thing about Creek's betrayal, leaving us at our mercy to be eaten, but the good thing was that at that moment Branch helped us and we freed ourselves and made peace between the Bergens and trolls, AND..."

#trolls band together #trolls 3 #trolls #trolls poppy #trolls john dory #john dory #in shock #doodle #im lazy

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kattze · 2 months

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PT.1 GHOST X GN READER slow burn

(Pt.2)

So y'know a few people MIGHT read this and honestly if you do THANK YOU!!!!! anyways if there's any mistakes please tell me (pretty please with a cherry on top).

I slowly walk to my Captains office dragging my feet along the way. "Christ... I'm about to get an earful." I roll my eyes at the thought of getting another lecture, but I won't be surprised if I do... either way it's not my first time messing up during missions and causing people to die it's not the most positive thing about me...I cringe at the thought of people dying because of me.

I pause in front of the captain's office pondering on my choices before knocking. I hear a firm, "come in '' I make my way into his office. He gestures to a chair in front of his desk.

"Sit down soldier," he sighs and shakes his head before speaking once more "You are being transferred to a new base which means a new team." He looks at me studying my reaction

I shake my head before responding "so I'm not getting discharged...? Well...where am I going sir?" I say curiously waiting for his response.

"I am not sure, soldier but they'll be here at 1500 hours. I expect you to be ready for departure." He leans forward with a stern expression. "You may leave." He gestures towards the door. I quickly leave and go to the barracks.

I look at the clock next to my bed and it reads '1445 hours' 15 minutes before I leave. I have my belongings packed and ready to go. I rub my eyes and let out a yawn. I wander around base until it's time for me to leave. I walk to the helipad and get into the helicopter. I look at the old base that I'll never see again as the helicopter takes off. I lean my head back and take a nap, I wake up once I feel the helicopter landing. I exit the helicopter and I am greeted with a guy with a fishing hat(or bucket hat idk whatever makes you happy) , and another guy who's tall and bulky, who's also wearing a ski mask with a skull. The older looking one with the fishing hat walks up to me. "Captain Price, good to meet you kid." He offers his hand for a shake

I shake his hand and introduce myself "good to meet you too Captain. I'm Y/N L/N but my codename is c/n."

He smiles and points to the guy with the skull ski mask. "That's Lieutenant Ghost, he'll show you around, and you'll get to meet the others soon."

Price walks away and Ghost stares at me like he's reading my thoughts. He turns around and starts walking. "You comin' or you gonna keep staring like a twat?"

I raise my eyebrows in surprise and scoff at the insult. "Yeah yeah I'm goin ''" I shake my head as I make my way towards him. He's quite tall and built, I wonder how long he's been in the military? I decide to ask out of curiosity

"so, how long have you been in the military?" I ask as we continue to walk towards base.

"None of your business." He answers coldly as we finally enter the base.

"Jesus.." I roll my eyes at his answer. He shows me around base keeping his cold and monotone voice the same throughout the whole tour. He walks me to the barracks,

"You'll be staying in the barracks, lunch is in 20 minutes." Before I could respond he turns and walks away.

(NOT MY GIF)

Honestly if this flops I'll probably continue posting more parts out of boredom idk it depends.

#cod mw2 #cod mwii #ghost x gn reader #ghost x reader #simon ghost riley #ghost x you #ghost cod #ghost x y/n #ghost x f!reader #ghost x male reader #ghost x female reader #simon riley x reader #simon riley x you #im lazy

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boatemtown · 10 months

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vote gegg this qsmp election. #gegg2023

#qsmp #qsmp fanart #gegg #slimecicle #qsmp gegg #my art #this was fun lol i sped run this #i really doubt he is winning but god am i going to have fun making these #also im not removing the signature thats my twitter lmao #im lazy

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bunnychargebolt · 3 months

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Wish someone was here to hold my hand n carve up my skin while they do whatever they want to me :((

#IGNORE THE TAG #IM LAZY #I DIDNT WANNA CUT IT OUT #im so so so /srs on the knife kink #i really wanna be avle to put all that tryst into someone #i love how jt feels #but i cant do it myself #bc #nental illness #and trusting someone to let me have that feeling while not letting me go over that edge #wubdiwheiwjeiwhe #cherry pictures <3 #not for robyn

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kattyee · 2 months

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FIRST MEETING

Lucifer Morningstar x Fem! Reader

You are one of Charlie's friends, almost like a mother figure to her. Today, you had gone out to shop for necessities at the hotel (food, hygiene items, etc.). You were deeply concerned about Charlie; she had stayed back at the hotel, and you felt a bit frantic upon waking up. Nevertheless, you knew she was in good hands; Vaggie would surely take care of her.

As you went through your shopping list, your phone rang several times before you finally decided to answer it. It was Charlie on the other end of the line, so you answered immediately.

"Hello? Charl–" Your words were cut short by Charlie's urgent tone.

"[Y/N], he's on his way! Damn, I don't know what to do! Fuck, fuck, fuck!"

"Hey, Hey, Charlie, calm down, sweetheart. What's going on? Who's coming? What are you talking about?"

"My father, my father is coming to the hotel! I'm so nervous! What if we don't make a good impression?! What if he doesn't like my idea of redemption?!"

"Charlie, darling, I'm sure you'll make a great impression. You're the one in charge, mi vida. Although yes, there are a few things to improve, like the behavior of... certain people, haha... but nothing to worry about! I'm sure your father will love it."

"Do you really think so? Well! If you're saying it, it must be true! Thank you, [Y/N], I love you!" Charlie hung up the phone without even waiting for your response.

[Y/N] smiled lovingly. When she was human, she had tried everything she could to have children, but she never had the chance. So when she met Charlie, she loved her completely. You would have been a wonderful mother...

Meanwhile, at the hotel, Lucifer had already arrived. He looked around with an expression that conveyed more boredom than surprise. When the door opened and [Y/N] entered, Charlie rushed toward her excitedly, exclaiming "[Y/N]!" Lucifer approached to see who the newcomer was, and his eyes lit up as if he hadn't felt something like that in years. Charlie was thrilled for her father and her mother figure to meet, so she introduced them: "Dad, [Y/N], [Y/N], dad!" [Y/N] looked up and met Lucifer's intense red eyes, feeling a slight blush on her cheeks. "Is a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Morningstar..." she said, without averting her gaze. "The pleasure is all mine..." Lucifer replied. When they snapped back to reality, both looked away, blushing, aware of Charlie's presence and the situation. Angel Dust joked with Husk about it, which made both of them feel slightly uncomfortable.

Charlie noticed this immediately. "Is something wrong?" She was worried that they wouldn't get along, but, oh... I think that will be the least of their concerns...

Kattie: Hope you guys like it! Finally some motivation, Lmao

#lucifer morningstar x yn #kattyee #lucifer magne #lucifer morningstar x reader #lucifer x reader #lucifer #lucifer x y/n #hotel hazbin x reader #hazbin x reader #hazbin characters #hazbin charlie #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer x you #IM LAZY

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bxkautx · 5 months

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cut dialogue that kills the Me

#oxenfree #oxenfree ii #oxenfree fanart #i regret making my personal tag [ fandom name ] fanart because now i have to tag things twice like a FOOL #also don't judge the janky spacing it's because i drew the whole thing as one vertical image but tumblr will eat the quality #so i cannot post it that way and it's better if images are the same general size and #im lazy #ok bye

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