#im high af all the time
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Dude just wants to sip his tea in peace
#literally ignore all the mistakes#im high af all the time#my brain no work no more#also im bad at drawing ppl if you can't tell yet lol#idk who im talking to#anyways#the boys#the boys tv#the boys fanart#mother's milk#mothers milk#mommys milk#haha
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will never not be endlessly fascinating how people attach their identities or sense of selves to fictional characters to where when u actually talk about the story people get all in their feelings and shit bruh tighten up
#and ts funny bc ppl overidentify w these characters at the expense of the characters rich backgrounds#a brown muslim vampire who was turned during the inquisition the moor in venice is endlessly more interesting than the generic faceless fano#people have concocted#louis and claudia in new orleans have such a different past despite being blocks from eachother and its all so interesting theyre not just#faceless constructs of ‘black’ diversity bridgerton hires they come from a specific place and time but ppl dont give af#lestat’s french background is essential to who he is in AUs meanwhile yall think brown/black are generic identifiers w no bg that informs#characterization and motives#then the majority of fandumb weirdos are losers who got high on their own supply and genuinely believe an entire 7 episode season means noth#ng#considering pre s1/ongoing s1 theories was that armand was lestat in a brown body this fanbase is sooooo stupid like#everyone is stupid and im dumber for it
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5x01 | No Sanctuary
#richard pls#Rick Grimes#*#rg#S5#red looks pretty on you babe#are you even alive if Feral Wildman Rick didn't speak to some nasty part of your brain#hi kevin#excuse me but The Nose™#sweaty curls were the best ones#'they don't get to live'#*sirens wailing* *people screaming* *im in my yard apologizing to CBS news*#the murder coat just trying to do its job#lol remember when everyone went all moral high ground and wouldn't let rick off a bunch of CANNIBALS#and then they came back got bob and almost got the rest of them lololol good times#could you would you in the woods#could you would you against a tree#could you would you in the brush#poltergeist but it's dr seuss mad af that im a heathen#like that is A MAN™ like start me a fire build me a log cabin and [redacted] inside me
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Bruh I be having literally the worst urges and I feel bad that I don't feel bad at all. Like damn. Guess I'm really like that. Well, anyway.
#i am apathetic to whatever monstrosities lie within my mindscape#or rather i enjoy them and am apathetic to the idea that they are evil#unfortunately the fact that I'm excited ab them makes me rly rly rly want to talk ab them#which would be bad#but if it gets bad enough i think its time i let my therapist in on the next circle of anouther hell#i know she will be kind no matter what i spring on her#but this. i dont know how to feel or what to think about all this#its pathological. i can fix it about as well as i can fix the fact that i adore music or get turned on by fear or am consistently-#-platonically or otherwise pulled to murderers and the like#i know its some psychosexual nonsense-- some fixation rooted in some perverse symbolism that i cant fully grasp#its so difficult to be a BadWrong thoughts and desires person#bc even tho i have like. some level of control and ethicsband whatnot. even tho im not doing the guilt ocd thing.#even though i know im ok the way i am#i also know i cant talk ab it. cant be excited about it. cant vent or happy rant about it. stay quiet. let it eat ya#cause ppl cant accept some things cant like. come to terms with things. again and again#i find myself relating more to 'good people' but being able to talk more openly and honestly with 'bad people'#like im too far from either side to ever be fully myself but i must let it out#and so i find i cant trust the people i love most with some of the most personal things more than i can trust a complete stranger#because at least that stranger has no spare room to judge. and i cant give af about losing a strangers high esteem of me#i share something truly heinous and sure i may be threatened but. disappointment from ppl u love is worse than murderous rage from strangers#which came first- the fixation or the corruption? i think it was the fixation#i was like that before. whatever false indulgences i have given myself will always sate the beast and not create it#i am not a bad person. but i will always have a monster inside me. a balancing act between#being a somewhat polite functioning member of society and completely losing myself to the dark#i dont hate myself. i wish i did sometimes so i wouldnt have the urge to vomit it all out#i wish i hated myself and felt such guilt over all that so i could be happy with being quiet. i wish it was only good that excited me proper#or rather i wish i knew someone like me in the right ways. irl. no phones no danger. who i could share with excitedly and not feel like ill#be told that im a freak who deserves to die. someone who will share equally horrific things with me and will keep me in check#i want talk therapy but with someone that has something SO wrong with them. a friendship that is nasty and fun and grossly honest#someone to say 'i know what ur talking ab/how u feel' when i say something pitch dark
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ooh boy started penacony in star rail and the way i already KNOW i’m going to get confused
#honkai star rail#hsr#penacony#hsr penacony#dream scape ughh#im gonna get lost af#also devastated every time my level goes up in this game#since i usually only play it when i get mad at genshin because high levels HARD#so i liked going to my low level star rail account with all its materials and things to do#but now it’s like requiring effort gross#i started farming for relics😔#devastating#jk hsr is very fun and quite a bit nicer than genshin sometimes lol#so i dont mind much just a bit wistful for the thoughtless use what ya got era of early game again😪#OH AND ALSO ABOUT PENACONY—#no dan heng?😔
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im dying he r fkcuking face
#im rewatching mlp while farming gw or at least i think it still counts as rewatching but i dont remember#i know i never watched all of it#i got to season 5 and was like okay i def remember the first two eps and some in between#but i dont remember the finale so i must not have watched season 6#but i was like but isn't there another dragon episode???? and it's in season 6 and i remember that episode#but i like don't think i remember the other ones????????#i might have watched season 6#there's no way i watched beyond that tho#did netflix ever actually have 5 & 6 bc i know they're dumb af and only have 1 - 4 right now?#did hulu ever have them???????#bc i this is the first time im sailing the high seas to watch pony shit so i must have watched them in some official capacity before??#anyways ive been wheezing at this fucking clip and idk if it's just bc ive lost my mind from farming#the FUKGCING FACE SHE MAKES IS ENDING ME
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EJ: "so none of the new girls caught your eye this summer?"
Ashlynn walks past and greets them both
Maddox, clearing staring at her: "... sorry what?"
#Maddox zoning out of the convo cause focused on Ash#thats gay af#high school musical the musical the series#hsmtmts#pls im all for this!!!#cause even if Ash has a crush on Val - i dont think Val actually likes her back#just is aware that Ash got a crush on her and probs know that shes her gay awakening#but maddox x ash is <3 <3#also camp prom was defo the best episode this season#cause not only was the main love drama put in the backseat#but the others characters got their time to shine!!#esp Kourt!!!!#she got her own song - not a cover !!! but an original song!!!!!!#Maddox n Jett got to reconcile and sing a duet together!!! love these sibs!!!!!!#and Carlos got some focus this ep too - and seb came to see him!!#and Carlos gave Ash that rainbow pin!!!!#ahhh!!!!!#also Ricky getting excited when Carlos called him hero so he gets to cross it off his bucket list#thats adorable
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HOW COULD I EVER FORGOT ABOUT THE POKEMON COLOSSEUM SOUNDTRACK??? that game was so good thank you for the reminder
FELLOW COLOSSEUM ENJOYER LETS GO
Top tier Pokemon soundtrack. No main series game has managed to top it
#colosseum is my all time favorite pokemon game#10/10 game#im so sad that Genius Sonority dissolved#i need a colosseum remaster man. i NEED it#i NEED to see Wes in full high definition 4k with ray tracing on his cool af sunglasses#ask
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one thing about me is i looooooveeeee committing time theft <3
#ive so far been able to stretch my break to twice the allotted time <3 and i plan on pushing it more#cause theres like literally nothing to do at this job its all just making backup shit that we're inevitably gonna throw away#and none of the bosses give af. i could probably come to work high and nobody would care LMAO#im not going to. but i probably could
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Top ten weirdest feelings is when my tinnitus randomly stops and suddenly I'm hearing in high fidelity surround sound until it starts again.
#super weird if im listening to music or doing specific things because it is like. woah i am high af rn suddenly what is happening. oh wait#thats what the world is supposed to sound like right. crazy#like damn i used to hear things like this all the time? smh i know i didnt even appreciate it im sure lol
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ARGH IM SO DIZZY ALL THE TIME
Never quit smoking this is awful
#man this sucks#why cant i just use substances without getting addicted#id love to be able to use in moderation but nooooo#i just have to make a problem out of everything#not talking about cigarettes anymore lol#but like literally i cannot stop everything at once#drugs and cigarettes i mean#like what am i gonna do without all those things its like noting was missing before i started using but now that drugs have become part of#my LIFESTYLE💅#its like something is really missing when i dont have that#what am i gonna replace that with#before i would replace speed with weed#and weed with cigarettes#now its replacing cigarettes with weed#so im high af all the time and it's not even fun anymore#watching breaking bad makes me miss the good good meth speed#😔
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me: sends my family a carefully thought out ideas gift list for my partner with sizes, options, etc *2 months* before december since he can be difficult to gift and they all get stressed about it b/c they procrastinate. Also stated in the email that gifting is optional and not to stress about it
october, november, first half of december: crickets
my mom, literally a week and a half before gift-giving event: i wish to get a thoughtful gift for your partner and have waited till now. pls halp, i am very stressed.
me, internally: *eldritch screech into the endless void*
#argh#text post#rant#vent#we actually decided to finally pull the plug on christmas and celebrate solstice instead b/c neither of us are into it or christian#but we still wanted to do a hey winter sucks lets eat nice food and give gifts celebration and try not to be depressed#my family is celebrating elsewhere because they seem to think the plaguetimes are over despite covid et al numbers being high af#my family always procrastinates and it drives me batty#im pretty sure we all have adhd but im like hyper aware of mine so im deeply anxious about doing everything early and on time#i set like a billion alarms and alerts#my family just rolls in late everywhere#i just dont think you can be thoughtful if you are stressed and panicked like thats just a bad time for everyone
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#ooc ;; pterodolphin has no devil fruit#mfers i just had one hell of a fumky dream#SO BASICALLY#I WAS going to a fancy restaurant with my dad's side of the family for some reason; mixed in with a few famous streamers#and as i was there. there was a little bit of sus stuff going on...but i didnt thjnk too much on it#but the more time passed the more odd it got.#i was following my group down passed the stage--it was a big building and the downstairs is where we were booked#and the downstairs also had screens so we could see the stage and hear it too#and somehow idk HOW...as i was following them; i got behind and i actually lost them?? so i was looking aroind confused like oh fuck#which way did they go???#and thats when i started to see even more odd stuff. including but not limited to a whole ass flare grunt.#so i was like :vibeohno: oh okay thats fun.#and so i kept looking for my group and thr entire time i was fucking SURE i was being followed. finally i sorta semi gave up and walked#up to a bar to where i found someone i knew from childhood...except she seemed to not know me at all; till i was like :) hey rmemeber??#and she just :) haha totally :) and at this point im just. THIS IS SUS AS SHIT.#im running out of tags for this post :/ but apparently flare was infesting this building i forgor why and lysandre was also there#disguised as a grunt by tying his hair down and using expansion suit tech. it was a cool af reveal#the entire dream was high as fuck tension because even when i found my way to my table everyone there ALSO felt sus like#i think. everyone was a grunt because it SURE FELT LIKE IT
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I’ve got just under an hour and a half until I’m done and my annual leave starts and I can’t wait
#im do tired and done#I already know i’ll be falling asleep as soon as we’re in the car#i am not looking forward to the ferry tho#its been high winds all day and that’s gonna make the crossing rough AF#and i get sea sick at the best of times#praying my 4 hours sleep last night just knocks me out for the crossing
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idk why all these people are here in ur ask me being horny smh they have no class anyways can you please give me a smut where toji is just hot af like always and daddy and yummy and juicy and delious 🤤🤤🤤🤤😋😋😋😋😋 thanks mama 🤭🤭
anything for you mamacita 💕 (not proofed)
tw: fingering, daddy k!nk, age gap (reader is 20s toji is 40s), spanking, slapping
Toji loves coming home to see your cute lil face whenever he's had a long day.
Doesn't matter if you're fucking or not, he's happy to just sit you on his lap, play with your hair, and watch movies until you both fall asleep.
But that obviously isn't on your mind today.
Today, he can't believe the beautiful image he's been greeted by, splayed across his bed like a perfect present.
You're in a cute little crop top and thigh high socks.
No skirt.
No shorts.
No trousers.
Not even a pair of panties.
You're looking at him with wet, watery eyes as if you're so damn innocent you have no idea what you're doing. Rolling around like you're so naïve, like you don't see the bulge in his pants form instantly as his eyes rake over each and every inch of your longing body. How can you look so virtuous and so provocative at the same time?
Leaving your intimate area uncovered for him. His favourite area. Your perfect little pussy that he's spent countless hours touching, eating, teasing, fucking.
You didn't want to waste time, and he knew that. Otherwise you wouldn't look like this, now. You wouldn't be giving immediate access to him if you wanted to fool around and skirt about the issue at hand.
You've missed your daddy.
"Oh, sweetheart, look at you..." he almost whispers, his low gravelly voice rushing straight to your heat. "Been waiting for daddy all day, hm? Need 'im to play with you?" he's asking, despite already parting your legs to expose the mess you've gotten yourself in down there.
"Mhmm..." you mewl, biting your lip as you allow him to take full control. That's the best part about being with Toji. He's so mature, so experienced, he knows exactly what you want and need better than you. He knows how to touch, how to fuck, how to make you squirm and make a mess of yourself. You couldn't possibly leave him even if you wanted to, no one else could ever make you feel as good.
"Such a messy little cunt... been touchin' all day waiting for me? Hm?" he wonders.
"A little..."
"You know you aren't allowed to touch without permission." he delivers a wet slap to your throbbing clit. The contact makes you jolt, but looking at his aged scar curling up into a menacing smirk makes you smile too. "Naughty... shouldn't be enjoyin' getting touched like that." he tells you, slapping your pussy once more.
"C-Can't help it... love you t'much... love everything you do t'me..." you squirm, biting your lip again as you await his response.
He smirks again before looking down between your thighs. He spreads open your lips, coating his fingers slowly with your slick before removing them. He parts his fingers to see the webbing between them again and again. The spreading creating a tacky sound the rushes straight to his aching cock.
"All this for me, baby?" he smiles, honestly. "You really do love me."
"Mmm, mhmmn, I do... really love you, daddy."
"Or maybe..." he thinks, stuffing a singular finger into your tight warmth. "Maybe you just love daddy's cock." he considers, though the accusation scares you, it doesn't stop him from pumping his finger in and out of you. And it certainly doesn't stop you from moaning around it.
He watches as you throw your head back from the delicious stretch this one single finger is causing. Each and every pump of his finger driving you insane. You don't think you'd be acting like such a pornstar if you'd have relieved yourself at all today. But you wanted to be as good of a girl you could for your daddy. You wanted him to cure what ailed you, you know he makes you cum better than you do anyway.
"So fuckin' wet... hear how she's talkin' to me?" he asks, referring to the obnoxious squelch sounding around the room with each pummel of his finger. He wastes no time sliding in a second, jaw hanging low as everything becomes louder.
The squelching, your moans, his breath.
"It's 'cause she loves me, yeah?" he uses his free hand to spank your clit. "Answer me. Who does she belong to?"
"Y-You, daddy, p-promise." you manage to squeak out as he continues to press his fingers into your sweet spot.
"That's right, daddy's pretty little pussy. She's barely even yours, she's all mine." he reminds you. Your legs begin to shake as it all quickly becomes so intense. He tuts as your legs try to close, denying him of what he wants and of what you need. "Aht aht, none of that." he tells you. He presses his body weight into one of your thighs and uses his free hand to keep the other spread. Your sex on full display as he takes a moment to swipe his heavy fingers over your clit for a moment before shoving his fingers in deeply once again.
"S'too much! Too much, d-daddy! C-Can't!" you try to argue, but it's futile.
"Hey." he shoves your crop top upwards, revealing your soft, round tits. He doesn't take any time to admire them. Instead, he slaps them, but without any real force behind it. "I know best. I know what's too much, this ain't too much."
"It is..." you sniff, tears spilling from your eyes.
"Brat." he leans forward, pinching your cheeks so that your lips pucker. He kisses you deeply as he keeps fingering you. You melt into it, your body becoming more and more tense with each connection with that special spot inside of you. You're snapped back to your senses when you feel his heavy palm connect with your face. "Don't argue with daddy. It's not too much, baby. I can feel how tight you are. Gonna cum f'me, aren'tcha?"
"Mhmm..." you nod, dumbly.
"Go on, then." he insists. "Cum on daddy's fingers."
He pushes your legs apart once again to expose your cunt fully, despite him not looking. His lips wrap around one of your exposed nipples, sucking harshly in hopes of tipping you over that tantilising edge.
And it does.
He pulls away to get a front row seat of how your pussy gushes for him. Spurts and spurts of clear liquid dousing you both as well as the sheets beneath you. His fingers run frantically back and forth over your puffy clit, prolonging your orgasm further.
You've bitten your lip raw, and he can see how glittery and wet your eyes are as you cum for him. He loves seeing you like this, his perfect fucked out mess.
"What do you say?" he asks you.
"T-Thank you daddy, I love you. S-So much." you pant, chest heaving.
"I love you too, baby." he assures you. You watch as he frees his cock, pumping it a few times before lining it up with your overstimulated hole. "Time to make daddy feel good, now, okay? Be a good little girl and take daddy's cock."
#toji fushiguro#toji fushiguro smut#toji fushiguro x reader#toji fushiguro x you#toji smut#daddy toji#tw daddy kink#tw age gap#jjk smut#jujutsu kaisen smut
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I'm not gods strongest soldier but I am gods tiredest soldier
#z rambles#im mad pissed af high off nothing but pure pettiness#im not doing shit tomorrow they better fucoing scurry snd finidh it im st my wits end i csnt fucking hsnd feed them all the time#i have other eork to do my god#need to be held for 10 minutes
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