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cherrydrawz · 2 months

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guys im sick with the eepy sleepy. I'm down bad as bad as I can be with the zzz. I'm bedridden. the honk shoo honk shoo is terminal

#cherry's idiotcy #im funny i swear

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bruh-anator3000 · 1 year

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Jayce: You're being a real smart ass right now

Machine Herald: it is not hard to be smarter than you

Jayce:

Machine Herald:

Machine Herald: what the fuck was that

#this makes sense right #im funny i swear #arcane viktor #arcane #jayce arcane #viktor arcane #viktor #jayce #arcane jayce #machine herald viktor #machine herald #arcane memes #arcane textposts

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flannyjanny · 3 months

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loud-whistling-yes · 1 month

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New playlist dropped

#fweeet #im funny i swear #this spiralled after listening to passerine and canary in a coal mine back to back so here we are

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ashes-in-a-jar · 2 years

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Umm Actually, The Magnus Archives Two is a reference to episode 2 of the Magnus Archives

We're going to get a Joshua Gillespie sequel

#im funny i swear #Joshua Gillespie #tma 2 #mag 2 #tma #the magnus archives

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number-1-harumi-hater · 7 months

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HELL FROM ABOVE

#bloons #bloons tower defense #bloons td 6 #btd6 #im funny i swear #i lied #btd6 quincy #btd6 adora #btd6 gwendolin #btd6 churchill

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reporternox · 9 months

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#batman #two face #scarecrow #batman the animated series #fanart #im funny i swear #harvey dent

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wynnter-wonderland · 1 year

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david when he found out asher made canned soup for babe while they were sick

#im funny i swear #<- lying #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted babe #redacted david #redacted asher

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bones-of-a-rabbit · 2 years

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The prompt: “draw Moon with a smoothie”

The prompt: “a pillow fort”

#im funny I swear #bones of a rabbit art #doodle #sketch #silly bullshit #not fine au #not fine eclipse au #fnaf x y/n #bones of a rabbit fnaf

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the-gateway-to-madness · 7 months

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so when jack is doing reckless crap or pranking them do the guardians call him a dumbice

#rise of the guardians #jack frost #rotg jack frost #im funny i swear

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absolutelyzoned · 16 days

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fab 4 wannabe gang called the fag 4

#please laugh #im funny i swear #ttlotfk #the fabulous killjoys #the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #the fabulous four

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borzoilover69 · 1 year

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YOOOOOO whenever i see your meta posts or analysis or posts i go fucking wild. Youare like Tomatograter's type of successor u just rose from the deep darks of the fandom and decided it was ur turn . i mean this, of course, in a psotiive way

I love your writing so much, you get their points so right and also you feed the pumpkin patch fandom very well and we really appreciate it, sheesh!!!!!

i would love to say more about how i love ur thinking but thats the thing, cant put it in words!!!

since im here already, i was wondering, do you think they would ever marry ? (and/or divorce lmao)

Thankyou!!! I had to sit down for a moment.. being compared to such a legend.. *shakes my head* my ego has been stroked, the fire is blazing, and ten children have died in the blaze.

At least i hope i am. I'm touched, i just suddenly appeared and started talking and all you funny people crawled out of the woodworks and started following me like little pikmin. That's a funny image in my head. Ok i took a break to draw it out and it is funny. It is really funny haha.

Tbh i just talk a lot to myself and i decided to put it somewhere other than the walls of my own room for once and captchalogue the lot because i talk a lot. To myself. Most of the time i look back and i think to myself "what was even the point i didnt even make a conclusion im going to fail my english major" but then i remember im not in school anymore so teachers can shove it.

I love dirkjake i'm actually pretty insane about it but i think that's obvious. I'm one snickers away from insane posting about them conciously and only the influx of voices i get about it staves me from putting it on my keyboard. I so get the feeling of not being able to put it in words. But anyways I've talked enough and i drew all of you guys as pikmin so as i was saying.

The only marriage i can see for Dirkjake is either one where they buy rings and then have icecream in 7/11 and then immediately forget about it until sometime they laugh about how they had that nonlegal marriage that one time. Maybe an exchange of vows but they really don't seem like wedding guys. The other option is one where one of them tricks the other into signing marriage nuptials which is really funny to me.

HOWEVER WITH THAT IN MIND. Im a BIG fan of them divorcing as many times per their whims. I think it should be a fucking bit. Like the divorce office has an entire department because they're like regulars at a goddamn bar they can't stop divorcing each other. Addiction is a terrible thing.

dirk texts roxy "Jake and I are eloping to the Bahamas." and then approximately ten minutes later "Jake and I are getting divorced in the Bahamas."

the way their friends know theyve divorced again is when dirk starts posting grindr screenshots making fun of the ppl he talks to on there. He has a priv account and he meets trashy guys and posts their credit card info on his priv for jane and roxy to freely use.

jane and roxy are out for brunch and jane gets a message asking about commissioning a cake and jane excitedly opens it, then loudly sighs and puts her phone screen-down on the table and roxy goes "divorce again?" and jane says "divorce again."

every time they get a cake from jane they ask her to write some funny joke about divorce on it but eventually she starts writing "get your shit together" instead.

jake says something kinda stupid and dirk says "i want a divorce" and everyone in the room laughs but dirk is dead fucking serious.

They're this one video from danny gonzalez. Holy shit do i have so much to say about divorce. Take a photo of me and my boyfriend.