remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp
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leader of a trio of college kids waking past me at walmart: okay. mission number two, finding where the popcorn is.
his friend: wait, what was mission number one?
leader: fucking getting here, travis.
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and the second is "be yourself"
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reblog for sample size !!
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reblog for sample size !!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIRBY (AND DEDEDE)
the others are here too bc I love them and Because I Said So!!
Also!
A FIC
BOOM. (sadly, the pieces I made and the fic do not line up)
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guy who says "FUCK!" to every minor inconvenience x guy who says "oopsie daisies" to earth shattering catastrophes
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