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#if i canonically barked I WOULD but unfortunately i don't
partycatty · 1 month
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a depressed and drunk johnny cage in his trailer on his birthday and we decide to surprise him. Us being a good bestfriend bake him a cute little cake with happy birthday spelt out in frosting and get permission to go deliver it to him.
what’s he supposed to do when he’s drunk and a cute little thing like us does something so sweet? sure it’s his birthday, but he thinks you deserve a gift and he ends up fucking you in his trailer.
love ya 💙💙💙
ARF ARF BARK BARK GRRR WOOF
johnny cage > happy bithday
you surprise your best friend on his birthday. he returns the favor.
warnings: smut ofc, he's drunk (i knowwww he's a canon recovering alcoholic BEAR WITH MEEE) SUB JOHNNY NATION RISE UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i kinda made him beg like a dog icl so hes kinda ooc oops
notes: INTENTIONAL MISSPELT TITLE!!! and this fic kicked my ASS. it took me like a week to get the courage to finish this holy fucking shit.
word count: 2.8k
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• you and johnny went far back. you had ties in the filming industry though you weren't on screen yourself. this drew you two together, even before you careers blossomed.
• you worked next door to his production, and you recall johnny expressing to you his annoyance for having to work on his birthday. he sounded... more miserable than usual, and it left a weird pit in your stomach.
• during your break, you ran into a nearby supermarket and purchased all the equipment you'd need: cake mix, frosting, sprinkles, and two numerical candles that spelled out 30. it took blood sweat in tears for you to bake this cake in record time, and decorating may have not been your strong suit but the purple frosting and gold lettering turned out... decent. hey, it's edible nonetheless!
• tip-toeing your way to his trailer, you were sure he had to be inside. you even double checked with his staff, and he was on an extended break while filming. standing at the door, you knock a couple times, and a stuffy, groaning voice responds.
• "m'busy," you know it's johnny's voice but it sounded far sadder than anticipated. hopefully the cake would cheer him up?
• you reply with his name through the crack in the door, and there's some shuffling before the door swings open. you don't even have time to wait or process the situation before johnny tugs you into his trailer by your arm. your face darkens slightly when you notice his flushed face and parted lips. his hair was messy, and the smell of alcohol poured from his mouth. the top few buttons of his dress shirt were undone, giving you a peek of his bare chest. any other situation, you'd be head over heels, but his appearance concerned you.
• "are you drunk?" you ask with a hint of bewilderment, and johnny can only wipe his eyes and nod weakly, giving you a lopsided grin that unfortunately makes you feel weak in the knees. you swore to god to never act on this little crush, since he was a celebrity and all, and you knew better than to put your genuinely good friendship at risk.
• "you made me a cake?" johnny's gentle, almost tearful voice tore away any anger that began to bubble up and replaced it with warmth. you nod and hold it out to him, and the faint candlelight flickers against his skin beautifully. he was so soft when he was drunk at times, and only you got to see this warmer side compared to his typical cocky ways.
• "it's... not my best work," you shrug sheepishly, looking down at the cake. when you look back up, you notice johnny's lashes are wet as they flutter, looking down at the cake with you. he sniffs, and wipes his eyes quickly.
• "you spelled it wrong." his smile doesn't falter but the tears threaten to spill.
• "what?"
• "doll... look," johnny's finger trails the iced words. "you forgot the R."
• oh, shit. you did. the cake reads HAPPY BITHDAY JOHNNY in the most confident gold lettering. the time crunch must've made your proofreading not too accurate. you blush and try to move the cake away from view, sliding it onto his vanity.
• as you were about to sputter useless apologies and try to move on, johnny takes a step closer and fully embraces your body in his large arms, his form completely overtaking yours and trapping you in his grasp. johnny's head buries itself in the crook of your neck as he squeezes tight, nearly knocking the wind out of you.
• on instinct, your arms try to wrap around his body, gripping his shirt tightly. johnny mutters something incoherent, his drunken ramblings a key trait of his state.
• "you're so sweet to me," he mumbles tearfully, peppering kisses along your neck. sure, he was affectionate typically, but he was kissing your neck. he was drunk, but... your heart fluttered.
• "hey, hey..." you rub his back soothingly, hoping maybe you could stop him from attacking your neck in hopes it'll cool your rising heat. "because you're my best friend."
• he whines into your neck, presumably in appreciation of your words. your neck begins to have a faint smell of alcohol.
• "such a sweet girl..." he doesn't stop. his hands wander to your lower back, pulling you in harder. this worries you, deeply.
• "johnny," your voice is warning as they find their place on his broad shoulders. "easy, easy, you're drunk."
• "whassat matter," he bites down into your flesh, making you yelp in shock. "mean so much to me."
• when his hands find their way to your ass, kneading at the flesh, you shove him away with furrowed brows. "you don't want this," you warn him, fighting every single urge to not pounce on him in that moment. "this is... really, really stupid, i mean, it's just a birthday-"
• johnny shuts you up quickly with a kiss, slamming his face against yours so hard you feel the clack of his teeth. his face cups yours, borderline squeezing your cheeks as his lips dance with yours. when he finally pulls away, a string of saliva connects your lips and it sends you weak in the knees.
• "doll," he huffs, wiping his mouth. "birthday or not, i've wanted you for so long." he's breathless and nearly incoherent, like this was his only shot at what he truly wanted. johnny was infamous for admitting shit when drunk, so you knew that this was true for the most part. this was only reinforced when he suddenly dropped to his knees, level with your stomach as he placed fluttering kisses along the front of your shirt.
• "please, i..." he pressed his face into the fabric, fists bunching up around the back. "i'll make you feel real good, if you let me..." his hand snakes under your shirt, rubbing circles in the flesh of your waist as he looks up with pleading eyes. your hand moves downward, raking gently through his hair.
• "you really want this?" you ask gently, toying with his hair. "no going back."
• his lips brush against your stomach as he teeters between kissing the skin and speaking against it. "i want you so bad, doll."
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• all it took was your permission, and johnny was on you in seconds. he backed you into his vanity, sending various items clattering to the ground. he fit so snug between your thighs, settling there to make out with you. perhaps he didn't even notice, but he was gently rutting into you as your lips connected, expelling desperate whimpers down your throat that only fueled your long-time desire. his cock could just barely make out the dip between your folds, but he pressed a little harder and made you gasp when your clit received unexpected attention.
• johnny pulls you in by the waistband of your pants, pressing your bodies impossibly closer as he panted in your ear. "let me taste you," he begged in a low whisper as he hooked his thumbs under the fabric. "i'll be good, i'll be so good."
• jesus, it seemed he wanted to eat you out more than you wanted to be eaten out. you'd never seen this flavor of eagerness in a man and it admittedly took you some strength to not giggle at how johnny fucking cage of all people became a lost, drunken puppy between your legs.
• "go on, pretty boy," you pant as your lips brush. the smell of alcohol brings you back to reality for only a moment.
• johnny decided that words took too much effort and instead dropped to his knees before you, shoulders holding up the weight of your plush thighs as he parted them hungrily to not waste a second more.
• the poor man forgets to even remove your pants before he's pressing his nose onto your heat, eyelashes fluttering as his heart swells with adoration. your scent, your heaving chest, your pretty thighs weighing his shoulders down, it was all too much. his pants feel a size too tight as his boner strains against his slacks.
• you get his brain going by jumping your hips up to get your pants past your ass, letting him pull them down the rest of the way. he throws them far, far away and latches himself again onto your pussy, now only divided by the fabric.
• "you were so eager before," you groan, thrusting forward slightly to put more pressure. "take them off."
• "no," he mutters against your panties, the vibrations making you jolt. "want this to last." his tongue flattens, drawing a long stripe up the fabric. when your panties stick to your pussy, it makes out the shape and he groans at the tease.
• "hold on," he places your thighs back down, trying to calm his breathing and flushed face. "i... i need this first. please." he unbuckles himself and pulls his slacks down to his thighs, giving you a view of his rock solid boner. it honestly looked painful, and you felt pity even if he looked adorable like this. his eyes were downward, fidgeting with his loose belt in shame. he chuckles breathily. "it's so hard, it hurts."
• "that's..." you struggle to find words when your mouth goes dry staring at his thick imprint. "that's alright." your voice was flat, trying to hide your desperation at his need to ask for permission. he didn't need to ask.
• johnny swallows thickly and lets his pants drop, followed by his boxers. his cock was blushed and seeping with precum, twitching once when he looked back up at you. he lets out a small moan, getting far ahead of himself as he positions his hips against yours. he gasps when the contact is made, stuttering his hips ever so slightly. johnny's hands find your thighs again, squeezing down hard to ground himself to not cum immediately. sober and platonic interactions were already far too much for his raging desire for you, so actually getting what he craved was beyond overstimulating.
• you were sick of waiting, so you snake your arms to rest atop his shoulders, hands raking through his undercut. you grip down slightly and he bites his lower lip in response, eyebrows knitting together as his wet eyes burn through yours. you glide your cunt along his throbbing dick and he jolts forward, resting his damp forehead against your shoulder.
• johnny understands you're just as eager as him and begins to thrust into your damp panties, but quickly decides it won't give him what he needs, so he hooks them with his thumb and stretches them aside. his tongue darts out to wet his lips, his eyes are glossed over and all he can fixate on is your pleasure.
• his tip notches between your folds and settles nicely, earning a hiss from the both of you from the warmth. johnny bucks forward eagerly, sliding himself up and down seamlessly due to how soaked you were. your folds hug his cock in just the right way, and you feel yourself already feeling heavenly every time your sensitive clit bumps against his tip.
• "fuck, doll," he hisses into the skin of your neck, placing open mouth kisses. "i want to last, you're - ngh - making it so hard... so hard..." he trails off, groaning when you slip and make his tip kiss the entrance of your cunt, making his knees buckle. "'m gonna cum just from this... god, you're so beautiful, beautiful girl-" his praises become increasingly more high pitched and you can tell by the way he begins to stutter his hips that he's close, unable to last long and it's driving him wild.
• johnny wasn't ever this needy, ever this pathetic. you reduced the cocky a-lister to a near-sobbing mess as he slips across your cunt, finding a momentum difficult from how slippery the entire scene has become. his cock is soaked, dripping down his leg due to your arousal.
• just as your orgasm builds up, as does his, johnny pulls away and lowers himself, gripping the flesh of your ass to pull your hips to his mouth. now thoroughly soaked and clenching around nothing, your cunt is desperate for a release that johnny happily provides, latching onto your clit, and shoving two fingers deep in your hole. he flattens his tongue, shaking his head slightly and flicking your clit relentlessly.
• your orgasm rides up on you rapidly, overwhelmed by the direct pleasure and how filled you were from two of his long fingers alone. wanting to lurch forward as your body trembles, johnny uses his other hand to sit flatly on your stomach, pushing you up against the mirror of the vanity and forcing you to take his lapping and fingering.
• johnny couldn't stand to have your pleasure soak his cock, shockingly. he needed, needed to taste the mess you were making for him or he just might die. you shake, trying to writhe and twitch as your orgasm fights you in waves. loud moans are pulled from your throat with each pulse of pleasure. your arousal soaks johnny's face, effectively soaking his nose and chin as he devours all you have to offer. he matched your moans with high-pitched whimpers, brows knitting together as his eyes clench shut. he was in heaven just as much as you were.
• he continues to lap at you until you force him away by his hair, his mouth becoming borderline painful as he eats you out through your orgasm. you giggle, as it slightly tickles. johnny looks... well, still drunk, but now a new kind. pussydrunk? lovedrunk? either way, the glossy look on his face suits him.
• as your chest heaves, attempting to recollect yourself, everything about the situation comes back to reality. you just grinded against your best friend. your best friend made you cum from his mouth.
• "what's that look?" johnny asks, wiping his mouth with his forearm. his eyes are glittering with delight.
• "nothing," you shrug, his grin contagious. "you did good, johnny."
• "yeah?" he seems proud of himself, glancing downward for a moment. he squeezes your thighs lovingly, placing a gentle kiss on them before finally standing up.
• "yeah." just as you respond, you look down to his cock, wondering if maybe he'd need some help getting there, too. it seemed only fair, that is, until you notice it's semi-hard and soaked. you sit up and lean forward, looking past your legs and onto his trailer floor. cum is splattered onto the flooring, some of it dripping down his thigh. "you came from giving head?"
• "how could i not have?" johnny's sheepish at your observation, but owns up to it quickly as he tucks it back into his slacks. "you're incredible." his face is tinted pink.
• "you're too sweet," you giggle, and johnny helps you down from the vanity as your legs wobble. giving up on finding wherever the hell your pants went, johnny leaves for a moment and returns with a pair of pajama pants, presumably a pair he kept in the trailer for his princess naps.
• "look who's talking... hey, speaking of sweet," johnny laughs, rubbing his hands together. "you and me wash up, and we have some cake, yeah?"
• "i like that plan," as you jump into the pants. johnny visibly tenses up seeing your breasts bounce from the jump, and he can't ignore the way your thighs and ass jiggle. "where did i put it, anyway?"
• you both look around the trailer for a moment, the memory of placing the cake down hazy among the rest of the event. you let out a small gasp, realizing that the cake was on the vanity, the one you got fucked out on... or rather, it was. the cake was splattered on the floor, frosting spread out and depressingly smeared anywhere it could reach. you frown, and johnny hovers behind you as you both look over the mess.
• "that sucks," johnny sighs, but his voice sounds uplifting. "that's alright, i ate something better."
• "don't be gross," you giggle, swatting at his form behind you. "that was perfectly good cake."
• "we can make another," johnny offers. "together. and i'll make sure you spell it right this time." his arms wrap around your middle, pulling you in close and breathing in the scent of your hair. the sweat, perfume and natural smell you carried always drove him wild, but he was now comfortable enough to bury himself in it. you lean into his touch, sighing as the heat from your bodies provides the perfect comfort.
• "happy birthday, johnny," you mumble softly, rocking back and forth in his arms. johnny responds into your hair, his voice breathy and warm.
• "thank you, doll."
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cult-of-the-eye · 6 months
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Something horrifying occurred to me today. If my father was a fictional character, people would think of him in a similar way people see Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute. Here's why:
He has had So Much Shit happen to him. Like Jesus Christ. Like string of unfortunate deaths kind of shit. Like how is this man still functional kind of shit.
He's also had such an interesting childhood and life he's such a wildcard like my dad randomly telling us how he smuggled some guys over the border when he was like 19 is giving the same vibes as Jonathan Sims saying he knows what a meme is
That's not to say he's a huge badass or anything (he is but for the sake of this comparison) he was terrified out of his mind the whole time and did it cause he was feeling homesick and was like I know how these guys feel so I'm gonna help. Giving trademark Jonathan "gonna do it but gonna do it shaking like a wet dog" Sims
He's a skinny brown guy who's kinda quiet, supremely awkward and makes dorky jokes
I asked him if he would still love me if I were a worm and he deadass said only if you went to worm Cambridge. Tell me that's not a Jonathan Sims thing to say.
He's probably autistic (he won't talk to you unless you mention something specific and then you can't stop him talking about the geopolitical situation of Bangladesh)
He's so emotionally constipated. My dude has never heard of emotions ever. He once gave me the advice that the way to deal with negative emotions about our shitty situation is to just compare it to poor peoples' lives in Bangladesh and thank god we don't have it that bad. I think he's allergic to therapy.
He's always in some sort of pain. God hates him personally.
He's the most anxious man I've ever met in my life. I think he lies awake at night just planning how he's gonna get through the next day. Like all he does is overthink and eat his own curated mixed nuts snack
He indulges in a funny cat video once or twice
He hates dogs (growing up in Bangladesh will do that to you but also he's not good with the barking)
Saying that, has bonded with one crusty white dog, who he immediately picked up although i don't think he meant to do that, so we get a situation of quite a tall man holding a small dog but both of them looking Absolutely Terrified.
He's such a baby fiend. I've never seen someone so hell bent on being a grandfather. We went to a family party with him once and not even 5 minutes in, we found him holding a baby. I'm taking @lonelyslutavatar 's baby fever Jon as canon btw.
He's constantly in business casual. He'll be in bed wearing slacks. It's not cause he's fashionable but in fact only because those are pretty much the same clothes he's owned since 2005 and the only clothes he owns.
Nobody is quite sure what he does for a living. Like sure we know his job title (I had to look it up on LinkedIn) but his day to day activities? A mystery. Who actually knows what being a Head Archivist entails? Not me.
I rest my case. For now.
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dean-a-mean-tae · 2 months
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I Have A Tail | Stray Kids Additional Member AU
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Nicholas as a hybrid and the bond they have with Nicholas, the black fox hybrid.
WARNINGS: Mention of chronic pain and anorexia. Nicholas is a "defect" hybrid. Cussing as usual. I don't think there are any other warnings. Unedited? I researched this. If I got something wrong, please respectfully correct me.
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Nicholas
Is a "silver" fox, but his fur is black. He looks blue in some lighting
Sometimes his face looks more silver than anything.
A black fox is just a melanistic red fox.
He was in the printer for too long, that's all.
With a background based on research surrounding silver foxes.
He used to be the hybrid of a married couple (Tamaya and Nolan) and their daughter (Lillian) but he escaped or ran away or something
Nicholas is traumatized enough. I'm not sure if I wanna traumatize him in this universe ;-;
While in the streets, he had to explain to parents that just because he is a domesticated hybrid doesn't mean he's a tame one
Domesticated and tame aren't synonyms.
PET and tame are synonyms though.
Do with that as you will.
BACK TO RANDOM THINGS
His fur is soft and silky
The "defect" is that his fur experiences shrinkage
So sometimes Nicholas looks more like a huge mole rat with fur than an actual fox
Just how Jeongin's ears grow to accommodate his head, Nicholas's ears and tail grow to accommodate his body
He's 6'3 and would look stupid if he had a tail the length and width of a Clorox wipe container.
Unlike Jeongin! Nicholas is an airhead as a human but super smart in his animal form
He also doesn't have chronic pains in his animal form so that's nice
You know those videos of dogs or cats using those buttons that say things?
Like the human asks what they want and the dog pushes the button and it's like "steak" or "sleep" or something
I like the idea that the boys got one of those things for Nicholas lol
Unfortunately, Nicholas still as anorexia as a hybrid
Foxes eat 1 to 2 lbs of food a day, but he's a hybrid so...
"healthy" Humans need 23 to 33 ounces, which is within the range of 1 to 2 pounds, of food per week...
You will have to subtly watch him to make sure he actually eats
Staring straight at him scares him out of eating and just stresses him out
Nicholas can be found in his shared room with Jeongin
Under the bed in his animal form with a blanket and a plushie
Or you can find him in the closet (hehe) as an animal or a human.
If Nicholas is in animal form, it's going to take you a long time to find him cause he is buried in the plushies.
What does the fox say~
He barks like a puppy and it sets off alarm bells in Chan's head
Nicholas's favorite treat is peanut butter on toast
Just peanut butter and a little bit of cinnamon.
You can't give him too much cinnamon or it'll throw off his blood sugar
That's that inner dog in him coming out. Which is sad because he loves cinnamon
Did you know foxes can climb tree?
Don't be surprised if you get home and you see this black blob chilling in your tree or outside your window
It's just your friendly goofy fox coming to say hello
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Nicholas & Stray Kids
There's no order to this by the way. I'm spitting out random thoughts like a llama. It's just jumps from member to member like a hoe
I like to think that Hyunjin in his animal form just kinda chills on Nicholas's tail
Nicholas walking around and then you have a ferret sitting on the fox's tail like it's a sled
Like Felix in his animal form sitting on your blanket as you walk around
If Nicholas lets out a screeching "bark" Chan ignores it
But if Nicholas is dead ass barking?! Chan is rushing to see what's wrong
On the blue moon that Nicholas is causing chaos, Chan will grab him by the scruff and trap him against the living room couch
Just see this giant wolf walking by with a whining and squirming fox caught by the neck
Changbin has and will kick Nicholas away from him
They're soft kicks, don't worry
It's only because Nicholas likes to try and bite his ears
Sometimes Nicholas passes his food to Changbin or Jisung
Cause they will eat it and only feel guilty after they've eaten it
Jisung used to be terrified of Nicholas... cause he's a fox and he's a squirrel
Until he saw Ferret!Hyunjin run at Fox!Nicholas full speed and hop on to his face. And the fox did nothing, but bat at him with his paw
Jisung earned a new playmate
Minho just follows Nicholas around
He'll just randomly grabs Nick by his back. Not by the scruff or his neck.
I'm talking Zira carrying Kovu in that scene from Lion King 2 (iykyk)
If you don't, then go watch that movie. Watch the 1st and then the 2nd
Speaking of Lion King. Felix and Minho roar at the screen sometimes when they see a big cat roaring
Meanwhile, Chan, Seungmin, and sometimes Jeongin and Nicholas will freaking howl whenever they hear them
That scene from Zootopia? "You're gonna start a howl!"
That's them
Sometimes, Nicholas and Felix can be found hidden under Minho's head and between the tiger's paws
Sometimes Seungmin barges into the fox duo's room and just lay on one of the beds
Usually it's Nicholas's bed since he's rarely there.
Again, he's either under the bed or in the closet
Hybrid!Felix and Hybrid!Nicholas are just like normal Felix and Nicholas
They kind of gravitate towards each other
A ginger cat curled around a black fox
While Felix plays video games, Nicholas lays in his lap and either sleeps or watches
Nicholas and Jeongin are a bit of a strange duo
1 second they are playing around and cuddling, the next second they're growing and batting at each other's snouts
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I headcanon that animals and hybrids can understand each other Sometimes there's a miscommunication if a canine tries to understand a feline, but it is possible to do it
I'll have to do a post about canons in this universe :P
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kit-williams · 2 months
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non Khorne canon
thank you @callme-cursed for inspiring me with this:
Khorne - Your father's astartes only got more temperamental with age. Small things seemed to become the greatest slight one could make against him. You left for your own safety quietly in the night. It was unfortunate to realize so late you were his favorite. Now he is on a war path to find you again.
And letting me write something that no matter how hard I tried just keeps turning lewd. I'm keeping him legion/chapter-less so that anyone can insert their favorite legion/chapter. (Since its lewd its why I'm tagging my usual people)
Normal taglist: @bispecsual @egrets-not-regrets @moodymisty @bleedingichorhearts @liar-anubiass-blog @thevoidscreams
tw: dubious consent? maybe noncon? Can read either way I suppose but either way you're getting dicked down. Written in 1st person because I have a problem
I get a notification on my phone about a break in at my apartment and the pictures show your family's astartis breaking in and looking around most likely barking for your name. He had started to act odder and odder... getting angry and aggressive with everyone especially with everyone around myself... getting far too affectionate and starting to bring me home trophies. I decided to stay at my apartment more it's why it's there because I am a big girl... but he wanted me at home where he could watch me.
I decided it was time for one of my hiking trips. I call dad just telling him what he's done and just that I decided to take a hiking trip for a few weeks. I've been doing it since I was sixteen... and even then sure I'd be hiking with him. I swallow as I have to keep going to get to that dry spot as the rain picks up.
I'll probably take a different trail then I normally do to throw him off my trail but I'm certain dad can wrangle him in... he's always been a stubborn astartis but just him being a big bully and him... I don't even know what to call it? Online people called it courtship behaviors... others said it was just being overly affectionate and showing which person is their favorite... the internet was no help in dealing with his recent mood swings and it scared me.
Sure he was grumpy when I was younger but now he was getting straight up violent and it made me feel so unsafe even if it never was directed at me or the parents; I just had to get out of there so fast. I've always hated confrontation and just I was always a coward. It would be fine....
But it was not fine... I run my fingers through my long hair as I read the text in the morning... Dad: ... hasn't come home. He might be going to look for you. I close your flip phone as I quickly pack up my camp knowing I have less and less time to get to the trail split and if I'm lucky he'll just keep going looking for me and then go home.
It was always so pretty the morning after a rain... the way raindrops clung to leaves, to moss, hanging suspended in spider webs... just a breeze shaking those drops free from their perches giving me another mini shower under a canopy. But I didn't have time to enjoy the relaxing bit of nature as I headed quickly to the split and when I finally got there I made sure I didn't stop powerwalking down the path until lunch.
The rain was threatening to come back as I was upset at how much rain there seemed to be typical weather people lying... I hold my breath as I suddenly hear a humming as the forest goes quiet and I turn my head and see the bloody visage of him... the family astartis... freshly harvested skulls on his hip both animal and human. His breath comes out hot and heavy as he pants and I can see it in the air as he leans his head back just grinning like a madman to the sky as it suddenly unloads.
My legs get cuts as I sprint through the underbrush just running blindly as he calls my name rushing after me. My lungs burn as I run tempted to throw away my bag to run faster but he'd certainly use it as leverage if I do get away. I hear water as I realize I'm near that cute spot... with the little pond and the waterfall. I stop above the pond as the water is coming down... a jump into the water from this height would hurt, I would know the memory of me doing it one summer hike with him.
"Sweetheart..." He brays softly as he walks out of the woods looking at you as I stay near the edge of the rocks, "come on take a step away... you look so cold. I can help with that." I can hear the layered meaning in his voice no longer hiding it. I remember admitting it once that I had a small crush on him but that was when I was young and hormonal and crazy for anything man shaped. How he just laughed at that and found it cute... that was a decade ago it seems he's changed his mind on that.
"Just leave me alone." I say threatening to take another step back.
"Get over here now." He snarls and I nearly rush over to him in obedience but I just shake my head as he looks so angry at me it causes my eyes to water as I feel so scared.
He takes a step forward and I jump back and the look on his face is surprise before I know it he's right there jumping after me having to jump somewhere else to avoid crushing me. He wasn't the best swimmer so I think I have time... I think I have time... I crawl out of the water coughing slightly just taking a moment to rest my limbs. Its in that moment I feel a hand thread through my hair and grip my hair by the scalp.
I scream and claw his hand as its hard not to know who is dragging me by my hair given how his nails dig into my forehead causing me to bleed. The rain seems to drown my begging and screaming as he drags me to the "lovers cove". Rain hits a tarp hidden by leaves and vines as I remember finding this place as it was nice to camp here in the summer with the firepit roaring. Of course you couldn't stay here long having to explain to him why... because it was really only used for sex.
I'm too tired to move as jumping in my full gear was exhausting. I feel the flash of heat as he starts to pull on my clothes and I struggle as he snarls and fights me out of my soaking wet clothes. I'm trembling both from how wet and cold I am but also so afraid of being alone with him right now.
He seems to visibly relax as he pets my head and starts to dry my skin by rubbing a dry fur pelt against my flesh as he mutters and nuzzles my face just trilling as he continues to dry me off. His lips brushing against my cheek and temple as his thumb roughly swipes away my now flowing tears. Trying to calm me down as he rummages through my wet bag trying to heat up a ration for me. His eyes nervously darting over to me as if he is worried that I'll try to take off into the dark raining forest fully naked. I look over at him... the large two headed eagle tattoo on his back is still there though now holding what looks like a crown of thorns. It looks like a large back piece has been outlined in one of those chaos shapes... for Khorne you think.
He puts the ration in my lap and nuzzles me as he has me in his lap... and I realize he's naked too... I can feel his excitement against my back as he maneuvers my hand to pick up my spoon and I start to eat. I whimper and let out a soft sob as he hugs me tightly trying to soothe me. I rub my eyes as his hands move up and down my sides... trying to calm me down but it only riles me up and I try to move out of his lap.
His arms flex as he puts me in a headlock and his leg wraps around my own to keep me in place as he is snarling and barking at me in his tongue and I can't help but burst out into tears as he lets me go and I cower just afraid... I hate it when people yell at me... especially men... so loud so scary. He croons apologetically his body covering mind but then his breathing hitches as he starts to throb more as I realize his cock is against my sex... and to my horror... I'm not physically repulsed by the action.
I can't even say his name to try and stop him as he's already pulling your hips up as you manage to slip between his fingers to scramble away and he pounces on you. Your lungs hurt as you wheeze out the air feeling him rut against you licking the side of your head and you can't help but burst into tears as you moan out shamefully. You beg with a hiccupped sob for him to stop and he does... for a moment.
"Need... need to mark... need... need to keep." He hisses through clenched teeth. "No more separation... " He says before turning my head and shoving his tongue down my throat it feels. His fingers fumble against my sex before one slips so easily inside of me... roughly preparing me but there is not much to prepare... I'm so wet. "So sad... so helpless... " He moans into my neck pushing another finger into my sex as he does his best to prepare me for the burn of the stretch. He pulls his fingers out and shoves them into his own mouth tasting me. "Need me... need me to protect... I protect. Always protect." He says in stilted English as he pulls me off the ground before putting me on a shitty "bed" with a pelt he brought with him most likely thrown over it.
I try to beg for him to stop but he pushes his thumb against my tongue to stop me. He tilts my head up and I see several skulls around the bed. He practically purrs as I start shaking as they are all human skulls... some still stained red, "I protect... scared little sweetheart."
He says just hooking his hands under my knees tilting me up before sliding into me. He has to stop and close his eyes to not start pummeling his hips into mine but his pace is still just a bit to fast and little too hard and I can't help but cry up at him. But now I whimper and whine... he leans in and kisses me hard and passionately. I arch feeling the fur of the pelt against my back only leave ghosts of an impression on my skin... the skulls watching him fuck me hard are a ghost of a memory...I feel that pleasure course through my veins as he presses himself against me as deeply as he can as I orgasm and the clenching flesh around him causes him to spill over the edge.
We tumble over that edge as the rain picks up, lightning lights the forest, and thunder shakes the trees. Tears roll down my cheeks as he holds me close cooing at me. "Don't cry... I'm here... you're safe." He says between pants. Warmth is still spilling out between my legs and I feel confused about what's happened... but I feel so tired and will... I'll worry about it later. I sniffle softly and nod my head as I close my eyes and pass out feeling his warm body around my own and the fire... I'll deal with it all tomorrow.
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candyypirate · 8 months
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Do you have any hot takes on the Team Dark dynamic? I often see in fandom stuff like them all living together and being a found family, whereas in canon it seems more like bond of convenience which eventually became friendlier
oh yea, plenty LOL it's true their bond is more based on convenience than anything!
they're not canonically friends really or see each other as family, they're moreso allies which upsets a lot of people but that's how the main canon has always done it regardless of what archie made you believe (which isn't canon to the games). you pick up on that and what their nuance actually is when you play through the games in order starting from sa2, where shadow and rouge have quite the strained dynamic! the nuances of their dynamic in all the games in JP are clearer though, while the EN side is a bit misleading with them unfortunately, if not romanticized starting out due to the alters of their dialogue despite the JP intentions being the same.
shadow and rouge have a complicated dynamic and aren't close as many people make them out to be. shadow has very high standards so when someone messes up he'll call you out like he often does, and rouge has been apart of this a few times. (sa2, heroes, JP x, forces) but she also has many skills so when she showcases them he acknowledges them all the same. he has a level of respect towards her for all she's done for him which he has shown to appreciate (sonic battle and JP X) and how her skill can aid him, so he sees her as an ally (as he also stated in sonic battle, a distant ally he specified too in JP) but it doesn't go beyond that. subtlety, he trusts her but also can be hesitate to considering he hesitated to tell her what was going on with what he was doing despite not working together, and she told him nothing in return for what he spoke about which further created a problem for him. (sonic rivals 2) so sometimes he'll not share information with her (06, IDW) and especially if they're not working on the same goal together. she's mysterious and a spy so that's why too, and shadow has expressed a spy hinder a lot of things. (JP x)
she's tried to do things with him as she does care about him which started in heroes, but he often states he's not interested or displays the notion of that. she felt for him due all he's been through and she use to put him on the pedestal because of this (sonic battle) if not also once started to develop feelings for him as stated in the earlier bios, but it's possible she no longer does considering it's no longer mentioned, while her feelings for knuckles is. now she sees shadow more realistically for who he is and no longer goes off about him the way she would. when it comes to emotions between them she's often showcased that she struggles to be vulnerable around him, (heroes, sonic battle, 06) but he is the one whos been able to achieve it the most without trying or even acknowledging she is.
they bicker (or more so one-sided from rouge's half) quite a bit because their interests clash and their methods don't often align which can frustrate rouge, considering shadow is a very extreme and up front while rouge is more elusive and, quite literally more of a spy. plus shadow is very rude and rouge often gets sick of it and his unconventional mindset. but when they share the same goal they work together depending their motivations.
shadow and omega however are much closer. these two have similar mindsets and interests so its exactly why, and they clicked very quickly in heroes and onwards. shadow also becomes subtlety hesitate with his concerns when something bad happens to omega, and especially if shadow isn't distracted by another goal he's focusing on or if they're not in a competition, as shadow can get even more brutal and cold in one (TSR). he also defends his case in forces when rouge is barking at him for being so loud on the mission, telling her she should have known better LOL so he absolutely accepts him for who he is!
omega strongly enjoys shadow and how he operates for how intense he is and you pick up on that in heroes and onwards too. he enjoys what rouge can do as well, but sometimes, considering she's more down to earth, he'll comment on her skills and claim shadow did it better LOL but he respects them both highly as he stated in heroes.
shadow and omega are also distant allies but these two are much casual about it and do not care to become closer and or friendly. they are similar to sonic and knuckles' dynamic, but much more distant and not as emotionally open.
regardless, SEGA describes the three of them as "an undesirable but inseparable team." as I just summarized it all for ya of how and why. they're very interesting as they canonically are and I do wish the fandom would respect that more! but maybe one day, that would be awesome.
there's a TSR interview in JP that helps you figure out these guys a bit stronger too, give it a read it's real fun!
rouge and omega also recently had a sonic channel story together! it's a silly situation but the base of their canon dynamic is still present, so you can learn more about them here in action!
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arkiwii · 3 months
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check this shit *places grani for the bingo*
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(STARTS TO BARK) hello hi im normal
I LOVE!! GRANI!!! MY HONSE!!
and my god. you know, she's one of those characters I love because I imagined her entire life in my head. probably nothing is canon but I don't care!!!
I'm sure she's a character with a ton of potential, but unfortunately, her little screentime and her outside personality as "silly police girl" didn't do her justice. she's silly, but im sure there's more than that! I'd love to see her help Goldenglow on how she could be more confident, I'd love to see more of her and Skadi, and most of all, I want her to show she's not stupid!! just optimistic, just that she found a life she's happy with
anyway, i love her, but I need her to be an important and have actual impact. If you remove her from Grani and the Knight's Treasure, I'm sure nothing would change. And in a Light Sparks In The Dark, she's quite useless. it's sad to see, I want her to leave a powerful impact on other characters!!
GRANI ALTER WHEN ‼️
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strawberrycamel · 26 days
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20+ YEARS OLD MEDIA YOU SAY?! WELL YOU HAVE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD, OF
DONALD DUCK INFODUMP!!
(I say like its surprising coming from me lmao)
Okay so like DC and Marvel, Donald Duck series has both animation and comic book serialization, and they tend have... very different directions.
TV series of Donald has like the classic cartoons and also Quack Pack and Ducktales stuff. I (unfortunately) don't grow up with those because my family didnt have any cables tv until like 2010ish? way passed when those on air on Disney channel so I don't know much about them
I DO HOWEVER, grow up with the comic serialization of Donald! Did you know they have like different magazine series and pocket comic book series?
I grew up with translated magazine comics and pocket comic books both sold locally. The magazine is just called Donal Bebek (Donald Duck) and the pocket comic book one is called Poket Paman Gober (Uncle Scrooge.. Pocket?)
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I (think) the magazine series are more American-oriented? American publisher? Because they usually carries name like Don Rosa and Carl Barks (the famous ones I can remember on top of my head bc im bad at looking up artists name im so sorry)
The comic book series (i think) are more European-oriented. An Italian publisher got the rights to publish Disney comics so they also do Donald Duck and he became very famous there.
I think you've seen some of those post of "What do you mean Mickey Mouse is a detective and have cool adventures in Italian comics?" Because he does and those Italians comic also have a lot of fun Donald adventures too
AND! THEY ALSO MADE! SO MANY CANON ALTERNATE UNIVERSES COMICS!!
it sounds like a dum thing to get excited like yea of course Disney would have a cowboy version of Donald and co or sth that's normal disney franchise stuff
WELL DID YOU KNOW THEY HAVE WIZARDS COMIC THAT ACTUALLY FUCKS HARD? AND ALSO ONE WHERE DONALD IS JUST STRAIGHT UP A SPY AND ITS ACTUALLY COOL??
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Wizard of Mickey starts off with Mickey Donald and Goofy being like wizard apprentice and go on quests and such. It's a trilogy and by the 3rd one Mickey became a Wizard King or sth and there's like politics involved and like ??? its so good??
The Double Duck series is about Donald was a secret agent who got his memories of it wiped after he finished his last mission, but he got roped in into it again so now he gotta relearn how to do spy stuff. The fun part is he was LEGIT a good spy (somehow!) Not the whole "oopsies i stumble n somehow finished the mission and everyone praised me??" (i mean that's kinda what's happening here now BUT BEFORE HE WAS LEGIT BEFORE I SWEAR)
(send me an ask with your favourite 20+ year old media)
👀ohoho i didn't even know Donald had comics! also this is absolutely Not a dumb thing to get excited over are you kidding?? this is great and i love hearing what old ass media makes folks happy, which very much includes Donald Duck!
like holy shit wizard and secret agent aus??? and a secret agent au where he's legit a good spy with an amnesia plot where he's gotta relearn his skills?? hell fucking yeah kc, that sounds like it slaps
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inukag-archive · 2 years
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Hello! So happy to see you guys are back! Unfortunately I don't have the time to read a lot of the fics here ... Could we get a list of short fic? One shots (collections or stand alone - both would be amazing!) or drabbles? Please and thank you 💚
Hello Nonnie!
The fics below are small but mighty! But before you get started, a few notes from the team: As per our standard we limited the list to only 20 links SO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE check out these author pages as most, if not all, have other one-shots or short fic collections. We also capped stories (and majority of stories within collections) at 5k words.
Lastly, we split the list in two: stand-alone one shots & collections.
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ONE SHOTS
Paint Counter by WalkingPriestess (NR)
The best way to break up the monotony was to paint some walls. But what if the guy at the paint counter was really really cute?
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She's Just Like You by @ailuro-mania (NR)
Inuyasha gets a surprise visitor at the river.
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A Toe In The Water by @mrfeenysmustache (E)
Inuyasha is getting married, and that’s just not something he ever thought would happen. After Kagome finally returns through the well 3 years after defeating Naraku and the jewel, they are put on a fast track to Happy Ever After. He’s happy, he really is! So what is this rain cloud hovering in his sunny skies?
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Smell by @artistefish (K+)
Despite his ears, his fangs, his silver hair and yellow eyes, she never thought of him as anything less than a man. The very act that had spurred their current argument should have been proof enough of that. But he didn't understand her motives, and now she had to track him down and explain.
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Show and Tell by @superpixie42 (E)
It was all Sango’s idea. When the group is given a night in an empty inn as payment for a successful demon extermination, she sees an opportunity to help Kagome and Inuyasha finally get some alone time. But will they appreciate their gift, or will yet another miscommunication ruin the evening? A canon-divergent, porn-with-feels, "but there was only one bed" fic .
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Sweet Summer Rain by Neisha (M)
The night Inuyasha had finally claimed her, his fingers caressing her subtle flesh, his mouth swallowing her every sigh, and her every cry of pleasure, it had rained then, too.
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Her Name is "Kagome" by @ruddcatha (T)
Inuyasha Taisho had never looked forward to the weekdays, until a mysterious barista catches his attention and turns learning her name into a game. Will sparks continue to fly after the game comes to an end?
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Ineluctable by @witchygirl99 (T)
In two minutes the world is going to end. You can see him, standing there, watching you. The seconds are ticking down. He's leaving you. But you've fought for it, all of it. And so you wait. Always. InuKag, the second!verse.
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At Last by @shinidamachu (G)
The well never worked again alternate universe. In honor to Day 6 of Inukag Week: AU.
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COLLECTIONS
50 Kisses by @yurawiththegoodhair (T)
A collection of fifty kisses based on tumblr prompts. Some AU, some canon. All feel good InuKag fluffiness!
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Dog Tales by @mamabearcat (E)
AO3 Series. Individual stories are tagged and summarized within.
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Dog Ears and Sailor Skirts by @mustardyellowsunshine (T)
A collection of various one-shots and drabbles. Some canon, some AU, all stand-alone pieces. Expect lots of InuKag fluff and pack a toothbrush if necessary.
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A Melange of Inuyasha by @goshinote (M)
Collection of Inuyasha one-shots. Rated M ✨just in case✨
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Barks by @alannada (M)
IY and YH shorts mostly humor and fluff.Rating mostly K. Accepting prompts.
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Timeless by @doginabirdcage (M)
A collection of my InuKag drabbles over the years, all in one place.
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Splendent Shorties by @splendentgoddess (E)
Each "chapter" here will be a stand-alone mini one-shot. Ratings and themes/genres will vary greatly, some angsty, some WAFFy, some lemony. Both Canon and AU. Inu/Kag pairing throughout.
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Inuyasha Shorts and One Shots by @petri808 (M)
AO3 Series. Individual stories are tagged and summarized within.
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Inuvember 2019 by @purdybaby (M)
It's that time again when writers spend countless hours sweating over a keyboard. It's something as traditional as pumpkin pie. Okay, to be fair, more like pumpkin spice lattes and probably just as hyped up/mediocre BUT BY GOD, I'm doing it. Rated M because I curse like a sailor.
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One Shots by @ajoy3fanfics (M)
A place for me to drop my one shots, or pieces that did not get worked into stories
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Neutron's Inuyasha One-Shots by @neutronstarchild (E)
AO3 Series. Individual stories are tagged and summarized within.
As always please feel free to add your favorites in the notes!
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foundationbuilt · 2 months
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send ⭐ for muses I'd like to explore <3
placed under a read more because there's quite a few dynamics sjsjsjs.
regulus & draco. so i have an undying need for regulus black lives and tries to stop draco from following down his path, like it's essential. but i know that your draco follows the werewolf theory which would also be very interesting. like regulus knows exactly how their family would react to that, and the other people around draco, and the regulus i write has grown up A LOT since he was a teenager. it would be an interesting dynamic, i think.
regulus & scorpius, depending on how you write scorpius, i can also see a potential here for complicated family dynamics.
percy & jason, of course, these two boys with their own camps and their own responsibilities and becoming two entirely different people because of this. it's very interesting and i love exploring it. i hate the "oh, i need to prove i'm better than him" kind of thing percy and jason were forced into in canon because i really don't see that as ... part of their personalities ?? so it'd be nice to explore otherwise.
percy & luke. potential, potential, so much potential !!!! like i'm all for the canon route of enemies these two went down, but i've also down for canon divergences where sally actually died and percy went full rebellion against the gods, on luke's side. kind of like the idea of sally dying earlier and percy ending up on the streets with luke, annabeth and thalia somehow. so much potential here.
sally & percy, role reversal i'd love to write my sally with your percy. because that relationship is just ... *chefs kiss*. i adore it. let me have it all.
poseidon & percy, same as the above, give me all the father-son dynamics. give me the angst, the rage, the bitterness, what it's like to have a child that heralds your doom, what it's like to have a father that doomed you to such a difficult life, and what it's like to find a way to love them anyway. poseidon desperately not wanting to lose his son and trying to find ways to get percy to accept godhood ... *side eyes*.
percy & ashton, when i read ashton's bio i kind of thought of percy and ashton being on a quest and ashton needing to use his charmspeak to manipulate their captors or whatever, and percy being like, yeah, thanks, bro, can you also charmspeak the dogs to stop barking and alerting everyone to where we are? unfortunately, i can only speak to horses. like i don't know why, but i really just get a chill vibe from these two together.
jace & alec, parabatai all the way i will die on this hill. i love these two. give me all the dynamics from the little boys who first met to the men they grow into, all the angst, the hurt they've inadvertently given one another, the devotion and even how that devotion can be their downfall !!!
clary & george, these two of simon's best friends meeting and being like, hmmmm ... like i can see a little bit of resentment in clary that someone could ever come into simon's life and replace her. but then she's so happy he had someone at the academy, and it's like "okay, truce, let's agree to share him."
clary & theo, i like the idea of clary being interested in this werewolf-nephilim hybrid, especially in a verse where jocelyn and luke have had a kid. like she would be trying to figure out what to expect for the future for her half-sibling, but even without that, i think she'd have a soft spot for him. defending him against the clave, etc.
scott & christopher argent jr. i like the idea of exploring a dynamic with allison's brother. that's something that scott never had to do in canon, and with a brother that's even more involved in the family business, even if he isn't after him like his father ( initially ), mother, grandfather and aunt were.
scott & liam, i love this dynamic !! scott's first beta, which he has so much guilt about and it's his responsibility and he messes up but he loves that kid and he wants to protect him ugh, give me scott and liam all the time, every day.
hayley & donovan, there's the past with tyler that i think would be really interesting for hayley to interact with his kid. especially when he's attending the same school as her kid.
hayley & klaus, my otp, i honestly don't care if it's romantic, sexual, platonic, familial, these two and their dynamics have a grip on my heart. i will always, always want to write everything about them. canon, divergence, au's - give me it all.
klaus & rebekah, sibling bond at it's toxic finest !! honestly, need i say any more.
hayley & rebekah, also sisterhood, because they both deserve it sm and they're both exactly what the other would need as a sister i think.
wednesday & enid, that's her best friend. she's never had a best friend before that isn't a disembowled hand but enid snuck under that skin and into her black heart and she's staying there. it was not wednesday's choice but it's happening. i love the dynamic.
katniss & finnick, like these two lost their minds together in thirteen and i will never be over their friendship. it is the LAST person katniss ever thought she'd be friends with but he ended up one of her best friends and i will forever sob about them. i love them, all dynamics, including an au where the rebellion never happened and katniss ended up a capitol puppet just like him. *side eyes*.
sam&dean & lennox, give me winchester sibling things. a littlest sibling for dean to be responsible for, a little sister for sam to also be responsible for. like there's so much potential here. sam not being the "baby" is ... interesting, because john and dean trying to "shelter" him is a major part of who he is.
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airanke · 23 days
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I had this weird dream last night that abiteth was in a love triangle with dabi and… fuckin angel dust from hazbin hotel??? Anyways abi chose angel (despite the fact that he’s a canonically gay demon) and dabi was chasing after them on a highway, demanding abi get back together with him, while abi was busy making out with angel aksjksjsj
ANON, HOLD ON, WAIT, HEAR ME OUT--
I DO have some Abiteth/Dabi Hazbin Hotel AU thoughts, and OMFG, I 100% saw her as someone that not only was also a spider demon, but WORKED WITH ANGEL DUST???? On top of being very sought out by (and consistently tempted to make a deal with) Valentino, she always always ALWAYS flocked to Angel Dust when they were on set together and he feels safe with her (like he does with Cheri!!!).
It was stated by Viv that Angel Dust will have sex with women, but naturally charges more for his efforts in that case, though not currently confirmed that he'll do this in the series itself yet, so BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I CAN 100% SEE WHERE YOU ARE COMING FROM AND ABITETH WOULD DO ANYTHING TO PROTECT ANGEL (except make a deal with Valentino because Angel would so so SO not want her to do that, but watch her go make a deal with Alastor Just Because TM. Also realistically, Valentino could force him to do whatever he wants because... Valentino ._. ).
I'm not super sold on Abiteth being a porn star in the way Angel Dust is, BUT she would definitely make appearances as like, a back up dancer or as a body in shots (and I mean also feature in her own solo videos or whatever, she has major femme fatale / dominatrix vibes) if they happened to be in the same video together.
She'd be a HUGE thorn in Valentino's side either way, and I don't know yet if she's actually Hellborn or a Sinner (which I think can affect how powerful she is 🤔🤔I should probably watch Hazbin again just to brush up on my lore in that regard, or actually watch Helluva Boss LOL).
BUT POOR DABI IN UTTER DISBELIEF THAT ABITETH WOULD CHOOSE ANGEL DUST OVER HIM!!!! I see him totally as some kind of Hellhound, but not necessarily a Hellborn hellhound BUT UM!!! We'll see 🤗🤗 I'm just imagining Dabi on a motorcycle barking and carrying on that Abiteth COME THE FUCK BACK RIGHT NOW, and she and Angel are just zooming on down the road in a hearse with someone??? Else driving so they can make out in the backseat HAHAODFSADFSUHO omg love you for telling me this <3333
Totally alternatively, Abiteth would be a fallen angel with spider thematics, and may or may not have been an Exterminator BUT IT'S ALL UP IN THE AIR RIGHT NOW!!! Either way, very protective of Angel Dust, will and definitely has attacked Valentino (when Angel isn't around, which may also unfortunately contribute to how Val treats Angel at times given how he acted when Charlie tried to help... only unlike Charlie, Abiteth is more aggressive/volatile HAHA)
I'M ALSO SORRY MY ANSWER TO THIS IS ALL OVER THE PLACE //WHEEZE
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ndostairlyrium · 1 year
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Ooohboi 😂 Long post ahead! Also cw: drugs
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Basically, I have this headcanon (which could possibly be canon but the info of this franchise come in bulks and I may have missed stuff lol) that clan hunters/scouts have maps of the safest routes to travel through in case they have to move quickly to a different location. And since they have to update them, they usually meet with other clans' hunters of the same geographic area at a certain time of the year. When these meetings occurr they all take notes, socialize, and gather intel on what's going on in the human communities of the surroundings. It's important to have things well organized since every clan has children and elders within their community, besides moving without a direction is just plain stupid. I don't believe all clans live isolated for then meeting each other once every 10 years. Communicating is a basic mean for survival, at the end.
Now, imagine freshma'am hunter Ankh in her 16/17s - very reckless, very idealistic, very idiotic - going on such a trip with her clan's older hunters to learn the basics of orienteering. She's a decent archer, but she's inexperienced obviously. Anxiety is over the roof, because being the olympic medal overthinker that she is, she put all the possible expectations over her shoulders, even if her mentors are very chill about it. And so she's there doing mediocre, failing, having an existential crisis overall stressful first experience outside the safety of her clan's perimeter... until all the hunters set camp for the night. Things change there: she manages to unwind and interact with everyone outside their task, and she starts to enjoy it! She's a cool kid, she's having fun, she's drinking embrium tea, she's nibbling some lunatic deathroot cookies...
The hell do her mentors knew substances would work on her like caffeine? Also, have I ever told you she's annoyingly hyperactive? Well, now you know, unfortunately. Imagine this bamboo stick with a blonde wig talking complex phylosophical concepts at the speed of light (and making no sense whatsoever ofc), hunting down hares and nocturnal rodents as if it was the easiest possible thing, and having a blast in general while the others are chilling around the campfire with the dumbest face ever. Pure entertainment for the group! Plus, she's overly self-conscious that she's intoxicated, so she's all like "will it wear down? down it will wear would will-- Have stars always been this luminous? Can we visit those old ruins we found earlier?? That would be so cool!! Am I talking right? Do my words make sense??? FERN. DO. YOU. UNDERSTAND. ME? F E R N" The moment tiredness starts to kick in, she's baffled. She can't use her legs properly, her clothes are becoming increasingly heavier, and her brain pulsates on her ears. But she still have ideas, ideas she would barely remember later << So, her and her bestie and later partner Fern would end up crashing a nearby Sylvanmoot (that really was a circle of willows and nothing else). They manage to befriend the shortest tree, who could relate to the awkwardness of a young person being put on their first responsibilities. They've been a brother, a comrade, and the three talked through existential topics for hours; hugging this newfound friend was like, the bare minimum to wave goodbye. Truly a tearjerking moment, if it wasn't for the fact that they were hugging a literal tree and rubbing themselves on its bark like freaking possums. Luckily the other hunters - those that weren't intoxicated, at least - would reach the idiots in time to stop them from ending up like parmesan cheese on pasta. From that experience Ankh got a couple of scars on her brow and scalp, Fern got some on his cheeks and mandible as well, and they ended up getting matching earrings. How, you say? They'll never know. This is a story the now elders of clan Lavellan tell to every single one of Ankh's partners, to her delight <3 and this is one of the reasons she never drinks or ingest stuff that could alter her senses - it's a xase of 70% allergies, 30% pure shame.
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coffee-in-veins · 1 year
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Dismas for the bingo? Also I keep seeing the 'fandom is wrong about them' the filled with no further explanation, if you fill it could you elaborate? Thanks!
ding-ding-ding we have double bingo!
who is surprised? certainly not me
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as for the "everyone else is wrong about them" elaboration...
my problem mostly lies with how fandom loves to absolve characters of their shittiness - and now canon does too.
like if we look at DD1, canonically, Dismas is not a good man. maybe kind in his own right, maybe loyal, maybe friendly in his own way, i'm not denying any of it. but he did shit. he killed people. he robbed, mugged, most likely caused road accidents (considering how highway robberies were made). very few people write/draw/talk about him as a man who has serious problems, is probably an alcoholic, a tobacco addict, and considering times, proooooobaby on some dubious opioid/alcohol/only Light and Para knows (probably more Para than Light) what else mix which was considered medicine at the time - that is, if he can be bothered or can afford it. he has to be at least somewhat shady.
in my opinion, he has to scheme, lie his ass off, double cross people - it's what kept him alive for so long, after all. sure he can tell noble lies, but it doesn't mean he's any more honest. sure he knows his way around people, but look at his barks, he surely is a braggart. he sees his skills as superior (as anyone in Hamlet does, really, but that's beside the point). he is a conman, a shitbag, a cheater - and yet in most cases, I see him portrayed much like a cat: a bit bumbling, a bit of a jerk, sometimes moody but in the end, harmless. and this isn't what he is, imo. he's a thug. a thug who writes poetry in his free time, sure, but a thug nonetheless.
it's honestly my problem with DD2 mostly. characters there are washed-out toothless poor little meow meows. and it saddens me, since i see them as horrible people who try to make the most out of their current situation - it doesn't make them any less of the shitbags for it. like, i have no doubt that Dismas would suicide-rush a boss to save a friend (much like that Darius highwayman who met his end in encounter with Shambler) - but it doesn't mean he won't sacrifice a seeker he doesn't care for to assure his or his friend's survival or won't mug some sorry bloke in the town if he wouldn't have enough for a bottle. fandom, unfortunately, is usually pretty bad at seeing the moral greyness of characters and sticking to it. they either become the bastards or the infallible "precious babies". and since Dismas is widely popular, he bears the brunt of it.
we know he was in prison but it is barely explored (we don't talk about DD2's portrayal of him there in this blog, i need to be much more inebriated to talk about Buffmas). he is writing poems, but it's rarely referenced. he used to be a candlemaker, used to have a lover, maybe was in Vvulf's brigand, and knows marine terminology, so maybe he was on a ship or was sold as a galley slave from prison - there's so much going on in his backstory that seeing RH dumbing it down to "desperate meow meow who had literally no other viable options was tricked by a bad gang to assault a clown car" and even the "moral sin" which is pushed heavily as the reason he came to Hamlet in the first place was washed off him; in DD1, he shot the carriage deliberately: he heard a noise, and fresh out of a fight, his reflexes snapped into pulling the trigger. but the big emphasis of the scene in the comic was that it was after the fight was completely and utterly over. that was the tragedy - the same quick reflexes that let him live to his age, that he always, always starts the run with, screwed him over into murdering a defenceless woman and a child. however, in DD2, he's robbed even out of that, as they died, as Narrator puts it, "in erratic gunfire", cleansing him of deliberately pulling the trigger and having full responsibility of it when there was no need for it.
i can go on and on but... those are the biggest gripes.
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Hey hey hey! Back at it again to ask if Vale has any lore or connections with any canon characters? You know, besides Grim XD (Of course if you have more to talk about involving Grim than I'd love to hear about it!!!)
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sldkfjsdlkj my initial reaction to this question lol I have some THOTS but nothing to in depth?? I just think of haha fun times with Shroud bros mostly-
but!! I will throw some sick lore down for ya!
Vale & Grim
I like to think at some point they kinda become in sync with each other?? Like just over little things!! They'll both tilt their heads at the same time, if Grim does the cat thing to paw at his ears you can catch Vale scratching their head...its a lil cute and Ace probably makes fun of them for it lol
To appease the great Grim, Vale occasionally writes little things for him! They jot down like mini epic tales for the cat to re-read. He gets really defensive over them.
Grim would probably be spoiled by Vale if he did better in classes!! The first time they get a failing grade, Vale is ready to eat his tuna right in front of him (and they don't even like tuna!!). they don't do it ofc but man. Grim plz. do your work!!
I mentioned this in the bday post, but since Grim doesn't have an actual birthday, Vale tells him they'll share theirs! The cat immediately starts asking for gifts from everyone else lol he's too impatient to wait a whole year for gifts.
Heartslabyul & Vale
Ace and Deuce are their homies! Ace tends to be a little more harsh with them though, he just wants Vale to be...not a pushover. He messes with them a lot though. Vale just puts their trust in him so they'll fall for stuff, especially if it's related to Twisted Wonderland lore/history/whatever. (ie. Ace: Did you know chickens here can lay golden eggs? Vale & Deuce: :0c Ace: ...I'm joking it's just a fairytale. Vale & Deuce: 😔) Vale likes his magic tricks!! They'll clap for him whenever he does something even if it's a simple coin trick.
Deuce would go to Vale for studying! tbh he's pretty surprised how good they are in classes?? like damn you're not even from here and your grades are so good?? Deuce initiates the study sessions and Vale ends up leading them at this point. THEY ALSO BOND OVER EGGS!! At some point Vale mentions "fake eggs" to him (like that stuff you use to make scrambled eggs really quick instead of using a real egg) and they just bond over how bad that is. Only real eggs in this house!!
Originally, Vale is in possession of the braincell when with these two but now I'm feeling like they might lose it too lol. They really just go with the flow tbh. They won't skip class or do anything TOO dangerous or stupid, but if they're all like...outside and see a sleeping Floyd and Ace is like "I dare you to poke him", Vale would be against it because why would you do that??? After the trio bickers for a bit they end up going to go and do it.
I think that Riddle might enjoy Vale's company?? At least they're a good study partner. Like Deuce, he's pretty impressed at your grades and how hard they try to learn what they can despite not having magic. Vale would probably ask him a lot of questions about the Queen of Hearts and his home in general. He knows a lot and they can definitely take his word over Ace's for true Twisted Wonderland facts.
I don't have much with Trey or Cater unfortunately. I'd just think Vale always does this ✌️ in Cater's pictures because they don't know what else to do. That's now their staple thing. Iconic.
Savanaclaw & Vale
100% would be like a second Ruggie to Leona if they were around the dorm more. Leona wants something? aye aye captain! He might not take too much advantage of them like he does with Ruggie, but it's not bad having a second helper around. Honestly, he's just kinda waiting for Vale to bark back at him. Kinda like how Ace wants them to have a backbone except not as blunt.
Would also get dragged into helping Ruggie out with whatever he has in mind. He knows he can go to Vale and ask for help and they won't ask for anything in return. But I think he'd be willing to give them something for helping.
Don't have much with Jack rip. I just think Vale can go to him for more heavy lifting jobs. If they have to do anything for Crowley, Jack would be like the first to volunteer to help?? If it's a two man job at least. Vale would listen to him talk about his cacti though. Also wants to touch his tail but they know better.
Octavinelle & Vale
If Vale is ever in need of cash, it's time to go to Octavinelle. Or if they're down a member/short staffed I think Azul would call on them for the assistance. Such a benevolent soul knows they need some money (and food) and he needs help at the lounge. It's a win-win, no? Vale is usually kept to waiting tables or greeting guests.
Azul thinks Vale would be a good fit in his dorm. Not because having this magicless human could be of benefit to him, but because they follow the Sea Witch's benevolence. Yes, Azul is the MOST benevolent person in school, but Vale? Always kind. They answer wishes in a different kind of way. So, he's curious about them. Offers a place in the dorm (and a uniform) constantly. Vale thinks he's pretty cool though and is amazed at what he can do. They want to see his true form again and probably wrote about it at some point. I joked at some point about Vale using Azul as a muse for a novel but it might just be true...shh don't tell him.
Vale tells Jade...too much lol. But can you blame them when Jade offers to lend an ear? He is the reason/inspiration for them starting their book club after all. So there's some solidarity in them being the only members of their clubs. They are also unofficial members of each others clubs at some point?? Basically "if you go to my club meeting I'll go to yours". Also Vale would probably fall for his crocodile tears and help him out if he ever needs it. (Ace screaming in the bg)
Vale cannot escape Floyd. If Floyd wants them then...welp that's it. They can't say no to him and it doesn't help that they're passive about being busy or something. They're the only person to keep up with Floyd's whims so that's why he keeps going back to them. "If you dont wana do something with me, then Shrimpy will!" Anyway forced friendship! He's also the one insisting to take Vale swimming after learning they know how to.
Also Octavinelle folks are the first to find out about Vale's surname being Crowley 😂 At some point Azul needs their full name written down and yeah the contract doesn't need to be magical but he knows that just putting "Vale" down doesn't seal the deal. So...haha...funny last name. Floyd mcfrickin loses it over learning this. Jade does to but at least he hides his laughter.
Scarabia & Vale
Not too much here wah! They just struggle being around Kalim because oh god no he wants to party and how do you say no to constant parties when he looks so happy?! If Vale is stuck with him I feel like they'd tell them commoner things and he'd be like super amazed at it.
Vale turns to Jamil whenever they need an escape. Jamil...does his best but man. Kalim. Please. We busy!!
Pomefiore & Vale
Vale doesn't hang around Pomefiore too often, mostly due to Vil being a busy person. They didn't have much of an opinion of him at first, but they're surprised at how hardworking he is?? And yeah he isn't the nicest person but you know celeb gossip and how celebrities are assholes? They were expecting that from him and surprised that's not really the case. Vale starts watching Vil's movies with Ortho and is becomes a low-key fan later on. Vil probably likes going to Vale because on multiple times they seem to have forgotten who Neige is but not him. That's a win, queen!! Unfortunately, I don't think Vale can last around Vil for too long. He wants perfection and Vale doesn't think they can do everything he says rip
At some point I wanted Vale to go ask Rook to learn about archery from him?? So they can have some kinda self defense in this magic filled world. Still unsure if I'm following through on that (it's either this or go to the eels to learn self-defense and get REKT in the process). Other than that I think Vale would read his poetry?? Mans is so eloquent that they read his stuff and has to reread it again. Good prose and all but not their kinda thing.
Can't think of too much with Epel aside from them asking about apple carving?? Maybe use some for inspiration...Vale is also willing to hide Epel in Ramshackle to get away from Vil. Does it ever work? No. Do they keep doing this? Yes.
Ignihyde & Vale
Ace & Deuce may be the homies, but Ortho was the first!! It starts with Vale being kinda shook that theres a robot/android here in school. It's super sci-fi and they think Ortho is amazing! To others it might look like they're trying to butter him up or something but they're just interested in Ortho. What does he like to do and all that stuff. They're also willing to play games with him when no one else wants to (if Ignihyde boys won't play with him then Vale will!!). While Vale is a pushover, if they're going to stand up for anyone it's going to be Ortho!! Ace is proud of them somewhere...
And Vale's friendship with Ortho is what leads to meeting Idia! Ortho, very early on, makes the connection that Vale is interested in games and anime too. Now it's just getting them to meet. tbh Ortho can hype up Idia and Vale will believe him 100%. It's not like Ortho lies about his brother, he is super smart and he made him too! So yeah Vale believes him.
Idia and Vale are a bit...awkward at first. Their first impression still kinda sticks out (meeting over trying to get a manga and p sure Idia wasn't the kindest there). But once they can make a connection on games and whatnot it's all smooth sailing from there. Sort of. Vale would be interested in this world's stories and they could go off about theirs too. Compare anime and video games. They listen to him go off and can keep up with his lingo (most of the time). Idia doesn't trust them at first, too kind and nice, but lmao he likes having someone who can keep up with him...
Haha tag team duo of Vale & Ortho trying to get Idia out of his room. tbh Vale is fine vibing in there with him but like...cat cafes, Idia!! video game/anime themed cafes!! That's probably how they manage to get him out at first.
Shroud bros are also the first to find out the link between Vale & Grim. It really comes out in ch.6. There's one note that shows something coming from Vale when Grim is active. It also doesn't help that Vale can pinpoint exactly which room Grim is in without the bros telling them. little things that give it away!
Diasmonia & Vale
Vale finding out Malleus is also part of the solo member of a club 🤝. Would find books on gargoyles just to show him tbh. Invites him to hang out for their club meeting even if he's not a member. He can be an unofficial one too!! They're down to be an unofficial member of his. Vale is pretty chill with Malleus. Even after learning who he is, they just vibe with him. Nothing changes. The only thing that does is Vale like holy moly dragon!!! They also know Malleus likes being outside and walking around at night but they always ask if he wants to come into Ramshackle too. He usually declines cuz he likes the 'magic' the night air brings when with them.
For the other three...I think Lilia just likes to jumpscare Vale lol. It's so easy and fun to spook them, so he has his fun messing with them. He might be like Ace and trick them into believing things but at the same time no?? It sounds like a trick but it's true so?? Just no one believes Lilia bcuz he's so cryptic.
Vale isn't around Silver and Sebek too often. Vale thinks Silver has a calming aura but they get worried when he falls asleep. They end up getting yelled at by Sebek too often. It doesn't help that they spend time with Malleus more than he does. They think his devotion to Malleus is neat though! They regret telling him that...
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parragone · 1 year
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this particular wip isn't ship related - it's plot related, because I'm the dumbass writing actual chronological stories relating to each operation in order, including the pathfinders/vanilla story.
this is close to immediately after Mute first kills a man - within the week after, in fact - and focuses on Kapkan and Mute as a mentor-student sort of relationship. There are some things a civilian psychiatrist can't solve, and Kapkan knows that pretty well.
CAnon-typical violence under the cut, mentions of death, along with Kapkan being... well, Kapkan
"I said hit me," the hunter snapped as he rubbed his jaw. "That was barely a strike, Chandar, back on your feet."
The young engineer remained silent as he got up, reluctance in his eyes as he brushed his hands off. Maxim supposed he, too, would be disparaged after three rounds of hand-to-hand where he could barely keep up, especially if he was normally capable of landing at least one strike. He gestured before he settled back into the starting stance, and watched the young man find his feet again.
"We do not leave until you hit me properly," Maxim barked. "Now, again. Do what you have to in your mind to land something."
Again, they went through the motions. Like the last three times, the hunter blocked the first blows and deflected what he could; like the last three times, he got a grip on the younger man's arm when he over extended and managed to throw him to the edge of the mat. Unlike the last three times, Mark actually caught himself and managed to turn for a proper, heavy-handed swing that could have easily forced Maxim on the back foot.
This time, Maxim caught the look in the young soldier's eye when he hesitated. The swing stopped, but the momentum didn't; Mark fell half into him, which gave the older man a chance to grab him so he didn't smack his head on impact. Unfortunately for Mark, the fact that the hunter had caught him meant he could also hear the curses the young man practically seethed once he'd realized what had happened.
"You were afraid." His tone was matter-of-fact, and his grip on Mark's arm meant he could feel the way the engineer froze.
"I wasn't bloody afraid," Mark snapped after a moment as he jerked his arm away. "I'm not afraid of you."
"Not of me, of the impact." Maxim brushed his hands together as he nodded to the side. "That kill fucked you up."
"I didn't have a choice." The engineer looked like he was about to really try to hurt him, or at least try. "It didn't fuck me up-"
"That is what we call a bold-faced lie. If it did not affect you, we would not be here," the hunter said, his tone colder than he had intended. Maxim paused and considered his words as he stepped away, his eyes still trained on the younger man. "You have been avoiding the firing range and have lost your edge in hand-to-hand. I know that the first enemy you killed was close quarters, and the second was by hand. I am not saying that you are afraid of me, I am saying that you have trauma."
"And how the hell would you-"
"Because the first time I killed a man, I did so with a close quarters weapon. I was only two years older than you at the time."
That shut the boy up. He seemed to recoil a little, and then shrink - as if some part of him had deflated at that - so Maxim sighed and held his hands up. "Sit."
"I thought we were fighting," Mark muttered, even as he hesitantly took a seat on the mat.
"We were, because I needed to see if you were where I once was."
"Yeah, I don't really believe you," the young man confessed, an insincere half-smile on his face. "You don't seem like the kind of man who's been really bothered by anything."
"Tima would laugh hysterically if you said that out loud in front of him," Maxim laughed as he sat down, legs crossed. "No, taking a human life has always bothered me on some level. Not enough to impede my work, but certainly enough to make me consider it heavily. It is traumatizing to someone who has any form of empathy, especially when they are younger and inexperienced in the act."
"Like me."
"Like you."
"I'm a soldier. I'm not..." Mark paused in his words as he pulled his knees closer to his chest, arms looped around his legs. "I'm not supposed to be bothered by this. It's my job."
"On the contrary. You have a certain unspoken responsibility to weight the life of every person on the other end of your weapon before you pull the trigger," the hunter replied. "You defended yourself."
"I killed a man by beating his face in," Mark countered quietly. "That's not defending myself."
"He would have killed you and at least one other member of the team likely Sasha if you had let him live, Chandar."
"I know." The engineer seemed to shrink in on himself again, and for a moment, Maxim was reminded that he was barely a man. "When Nizan pulled me off him, I didn't... I didn't realize how far I'd gone until I looked down."
"Adrenaline does that." Fear does that. "Kateb told me you did a number on your hands, even with the gloves."
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I've typed up and deleted a lot of very intense and often negative or pleading-for-forgiveness type posts. And I don't want that to be the mark I made with this kin. (At least Yet.) I don't want to dwell on my childhood. Instead, I will leave a positive message - one I know I can make without any caveats (as of right now, as I am unfortunately still working through my childhood and family feelings lmfao)
(implied rare pair things ahead, I warn bcuz I do not want to make anyone uncomfortable.)
To sokka of the water tribe, thank you for being insufferable and refusing to leave me alone for months while I was locked in a cell and repeatedly tried to light your hair on fire. I still can't quite wrap my head around the why but I'm glad you did. Perhaps I started as a personal project, perhaps it was stubborness. who knows, who cares, you saved my life. You were the first person to get me to be kind. It took fucking months, maybe even over a year of consistent visits and outstretched hands, but eventually I reached back. I still remember it. I remember the look on your face when I offered you a gift purely for the sake of it, because I remembered you liked it, because you were my friend - my only friend and I wanted to make you happy. Because I thought you'd do some goofy ahh fist bump bcuz i gave you a bread roll. It like... It felt like for the first time in my entire life, someone was earnestly proud of me.
No matter how many times i snapped, screamed, bit and barked, no many how many times I called you worthless or - probably slurs? You didn't back out, you didn't bend to me pushing you away. You said fuck you I'm gonna be your friend wether you like it or not you edgy bitch. And then you did. That's something no one, not my brother, not my uncle, not your sister, not the damn avatar was ever able to push through. They all gave up on me, believed my own press. They accepted that I was a monster, that I didn't want help, and so I couldn't be helped. But you pushed and pushed and pushed until I finally learned to stop biting the hand that was trying to feed me. Until I gave back, until I learned that bonds were built not with fear, but with joy and connection. With earnest love to see the one you care about happy. To give him your bread roll or dessert thing - I don't remember - just because you knew it would make him happy. Because one stubborn bastard picked your sorry ass as someone he wanted to try and help.
I'd apologize for being terribly clingy after being released but frankly I do not regret it. That is my emotional support water tribe boy. You saved me, sokka. And beyond that, beyond all that you WERE my friend. You were funny and charming and an absolute delight to be around. You were a brilliant fighter and leader, and a joy to spar with, a joy to talk to, and eventually, if I may be so forward, a joy to have loved. I'm forever grateful that I found someone so annoyingly persistent. Thank you for believing in me, thank you for being kind to me, thank you for being annoying and insufferable and obnoxious and funny, and for being in my life.
I'm aware this message will make no goddamn sense to 99% of people who see it, I know my canon is weird as hell, and frankly odds are no one will recognize whatever the hell I am talking about. (tldr sokka was nice to me so hard in prison I was redeemed.) But I don't mind, I suppose as with all of my other scrapped letters this one is more for myself. But I hope anyone who passes by at least gets a kick out of my story. And hopefully getting this off my chest can help me cope and think about the rest of everyone else.
Oh and while I'm here might as well - big ups to katara as well. you were a mega bitch for awhile but so was I, we got better. couldn't have asked for a better sister in law ❤️ (there's more nice things I could say about you but this has been so long already, perhaps you'll come up again in my next fucking MEMOIR of an anon)
-azula #🔥❤️🧨 (of atla, to mpc if it's not obvious by this point lol)
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CERSEI AND MISA. okay thanks. wait also Near. if you please,
CHARACTER BINGO LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO
Cersei
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I need to clarify that when I say, "I can fix her," I mean "I would make her feel loved and happy and special," I do NOT mean, "I would make her stop Doing Crimes." Why would I want that. She did get a lot of truly excellent content in the show, but I do think they underutilized her in the last season, unfortunately. DEFINITELY underappreciated by the fandom. And the "crack my spine" thing is probably not the most accurate way of phrasing my feelings, but it was the closest option to "I'd gladly let this character murder me." I'm not putting "pretty privilege" because while in my objectively correct opinion she IS the most beautiful woman of all time, this fact did not do her any favors in either canon or fandom. Also, lol at "probably a deep-seated reason," there are definitely many reasons and I know EXACTLY what they are. And although--given the feral (derogatory) nature of this fandom--I probably shouldn't discuss Cersei irl, I love this character SO MUCH that I just. Always do anyway. Literally I am incapable of shutting up about her.
(Sadly, I am in the middle of writing something that Puts Her In Situations. But it's not anything beyond what she already experiences in canon, and it'll all be okay in the end. And most importantly, I 100% know this is not fair, so she gets to get away with murder. As a treat 🥰)
Misa
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.....I just realized that the "need them that is concerning..." square might have been intended as like. A sexual thing. When I had interpreted it as "I need to see this character on my screen as often as possible." I am too lazy to edit the bingo board and reupload the picture, so just know that I meant the second thing. 😅
So THIS time, when I say "I can fix them," I mean, "She's my bestie and younger sister, and I'd make her go to therapy." Why does the "projection" space have a circle on it? Don't worry about it. I don't think I'd put her at "white noise" level because that is a VERY specific character tier for me, but I need. I! NEED! Her to be okay. EVERYONE IS SO MEAN TO HER EVEN THE GUY WHO CREATED HER CHARACTER. There is so much there!!! The way she never processed her trauma! The way she deconstructs the idea of obsessive devotion/the manic pixie dream girl! How a retributive MURDER that wasn't even about her at all is the only thing she has ever registered as a Positive Act! The way that these things coalesce into a dissatisfaction with life so great that (barring one specific, immovable goal) no kind of success or admiration is ever enough!!! She just wants to be loved!!!!! One of the most viscerally universal human emotions!!!!!!!!!!! Like, it was very obvious that Ohba didn't care about her at all, but guess what!!!! He accidentally created a really interesting and complicated character anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm totally FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (For more thoughts, go here.)
WATCH THE MUSICAL, THEN YOU'LL ALL GET IT. (<-is foaming at the mouth and barking like a rabid dog while scaling the walls)
Near
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"Probably a deep-seated reason" once again, lmao, like I don't know exactly what the reason is. (The way this has been true of all three characters.........) PEOPLE DON'T LOVE HIM ENOUGH. HE'S THE BEST LITTLE GUY, BUT MOST OF THE TAKES ARE SO BAD AND UNFAIR. WHY DON'T PEOPLE GET IT???!!?? (Okay, there's definitely a general idea/theory regarding why. As You Know.) Not really sure what I mean by "I can fix them" here, but there isn't a "I want to make sure they have support and are okay at all times" square, so I think this is close enough.
SO many times I have said, literally out loud, "He's just like me for real." So um. There's that. And Near might not be a war criminal/mass murderer/etc., but I would still like to emphasize that he has never done anything wrong ever in his entire life. :)
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