my favourite trope is when someone believes they're hard to love and someone who loves them like it's breathing

Nina: it's just...the way he looks at you

Inej:...and how is it that he looks at me

Nina: I don't know, it's like he wants to carve out your heart and sew it in his chest just so he can feel it beat with his or something...it's just intense

Why can't I be a ninja turtle.

I'm so sad about that

I’m so fucking tired from work today, I didn’t plan to write anything but here’s what nobody asked: super indulgent AU with retail worker Luigi~ yaaay~!

Luigi works in some short of shop, coffee or any place where he has to face clients (your decision, sorry I’m tired)

Even though the work is hard, he’s pretty good at it: Luigi works hard and is really sweet even with the worst client, never losing the composure.

But then HE appears.

Bowser is not a bad client. He’s even worse: a prepotent businessman who is always bragging about having many important contacts. One of them: Luigi’s boss. Or better said, the boss of his boss: the CEO itself.

Every time he enters to the workplace, Luigi watches how his coworkers suddenly need to leave and work urgently in the store or outside.

“C’mon Lu, he likes you… or tolerates you at least. That’s much more than with us! Don’t make that face, I’ll change my Saturday shift with you!”

So our hero finally faces the devil and says the magical words: “May I help you with something?” (ᵔ◡ᵔ)

Bowser grins at him and then starts the longest 45 minutes of Luigi’s day.

“Everything looks horrible” “How you can sell this kind of shit to your clients?” “Even the prices are insulting”

“Well, if you let me I’ll search something better for you” “We have clients and providers of all type, maybe this is just not the most ideal thing for you” “Well, I don’t put the prices myself hehe” (ᵔ◡ᵔ)

“Maybe I should call to your superior and talk him about you”

(ᵔ◡ᵔ) fuck you

But he doesn’t says a word. Luigi is pretty done with his attitude but he knows he can’t anything. It’s his work. This wasn’t part of his contract but he needs to work. He needs the little salary he earns here, so he just smile and tries his best to apologize and change the subject.

But that doesn’t work either. Bowser ask for his full name and makes a call.

Luigi’s world crumbles as he tries to clear his mind: should he apologize more? Should he punch him in the face?

He’s still frozen in the place as he watches as Bowser ends the call and goes back to him, grin on his face.

“I talked with your boss. You’re fired. Also you’re hired. You start in my office next Monday, full time and twice your actual salary. If you can with this shit you will not have problems in your new job. Don’t worry, it will be better than this.”

Luigi takes the business card that Bowser gave him, half agaped half still frozen, and watches as Bowser exists the place.

Coworkers suddenly appear: “wtf just happened?”

“I… I don’t know”

Sexiest thing a girl can wear is her jammies. Yeah baby get cozy.

Blue eye mfs

i lovethem

got a new tablet pen that actually has pressure slayyy

bottom left doodle based off this read it NOWWW

Idk man I just thought it was funny

Modern AU Byler where Mike serves cunt like yall ask and Will is constantly judging people.

together they are the mean girls

some people deserve a stab literally into their fucking brain

Funny little messy sketch im going to do nothing with before I go to bed

Vampire Kaz but he's like super anemic because be hates touching people so it's really not worth the extra boost he gets if he dranks blood more frequently

would just like to verbalize something bc ive been stewing on it for a second

i feel like being active in the loz fandom has been one of the worst fan space experiences that ive had in a long while. for several reasons. it just kind of feels miserable. well it's led to me deciding i should distance myself from it, for my own mental health. i hit a really annoying art block a little while ago because of this grief but i'm dragging myself out of it now

that being said there is a ghirahim ask in my box that i Do want to answer, it'll just take me a while to get my thoughts in order and i've been worn out lately fkjgffg. engaging with some other interests have been healing me

This is going to sound so stupid, but it drives me nuts when people describe "found family" as literally "I met this person two weeks ago and now he's my dad/son/brother." The relationship between deep platonic friends is very different from the relationship between traditional family members, and that's Not a bad thing. I know that for some people it's a way of conceptualizing a relationship as complete and ideal and impossible to sexualize, but to me that's underestimating friendship as a specific kind of relationship. I think some people have the mindset that "friend" means there's a possibility of friends-to-lovers at any moment, which would sully the perfect pure nonsexual relationship forever. First off, the potential for sexual attraction doesn't make a friendship less stable or valid, but secondly, friendship can be an end in itself. It's not "friend evolves into either lover or literal family member." A friendship can be perfect on its own. Someone can be your soulmate in neither of those ways, but in a third way (fourth, fifth, whatever. The human experience is vast). Somebody can be home in a way that doesn't have a name.

mediska and engiwulf

dumb lil raiden sketch cus i cant draw and im tired as shit-🥺😭

just a practice thing idk