I wish the world worked like it did in the stardew valley universe. If I'm strapped for cash I should be able to go grab some blackberries off the nearest roadside bush and go sell them to a grocery store for a quick ten bucks. I should be able to think "huh I wanna go talk to the wizard today" and then I go talk to the wizard in his wizard tower

btw in case you have valid reason for suspecting otherwise, a queer person saying "i think that it's important for everyone to acknowledge that queer identities and sexualities are complex" does not mean "i think you should fuck people that you don't want to have sex with." as a wise man once said, "no bitch, thats a whole nother sentence"

attention joann's shoppers. there is a freak in the yarn aisle buildinf a nest

(Via)

Don't fuck with me cuz I grew up on the mean streets of Happyville, where you have to fight to survive. Mayor Sunshine and the Funsketeers used to corner me outside of Old Mr. Happy's Sweet Shop every day on the way home from school and try to shake me down and y'know I didn't always win those fights. Sometimes Mayor Sunshine would be at City Hall the next day with a busted nose or his arm in a sling, and sometimes he'd walk away one nickel richer and I'd have to go without my oversized lollypop. I once watched an anthropomorphic kitty cat wearing jodhpurs and an adorable little waistcoat hold up a gas station with a Mossberg. It's a goddamn war of all against all out here.

puppygirl wants me to leash her and say a bunch of specific stuff while having sex but i grew up on a ranch in arkansas so I pretty much just let her fuck off and do her own thing until i feel like wandering around in the woods in which case it's her job to get bit by snakes first

new favorite bit is saying "I would be fangirling so hard if I met him in real life 😍" about random species of fish

should i get into bird watching?

i am skeptical you could do that actually, tiktok user

went to the doctors they rpescribed me dress up games

Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

godspeed u crazy faggots friday

yeah man we can tell

love story of the modern day