#i'm team This Is Funny
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must we pit two kings against each other
#sandflakedrew#reigen#sans#i'm not team reigen or team sans#i'm team This Is Funny#i would like to go on record and say that Magnet Slaps as a song#if i convince even one person that this shitpost is sincere then i've done my job#mp100#undertale
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They have such a way with words
#this was meant to accompany an actual piece but I got 3 hours of sleep last night so I'm out of steam lol#I'll probably post it#eventually#neo's funny art tag#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 fanart#artists on tumblr#tf2 sniper#tf2 spy#sniperspy#bloody suit
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Honestly, Danny doesn't know how he gets into these situations. It's probably the fault of a deity or an Ancient or someone. It's most definitely Clockwork's fault.
Going on that mission with Constantine sounded like a good idea at the time, and Raven was going to be there! She's the best impulse control on the team. He realizes he should've clarified why Raven was going with them. Evidently, it was not to help or be impulse control for the Ghost King and the Alcoholic Soul Whore. (Don't tell Constantine that's his nickname) Raven was going along because she had business at Titan Tower. It should've been obvious, but Danny is not the most observant.
Either way, he was wrong. He thought going on this mission with John - there was a demon running around an apartment building and people were, apparently, quite upset about that - would deter the Justice League from hounding him like roaches. He was right about that, but also very wrong because the proteges took the opportunity to sniff him out like the bloodhounds they are. Unsurprisingly, Red Robin was at the head of the charge.
Raven, the traitor, sat back and laughed at him. She wasn't laughing, but it was obvious that she found his misery amusing.
Anyway, this lead to a citywide hunt for Danny. Anytime he spotted even a hint of any of the Titans chasing him, he was gone. He couldn't stray too far from Constantine, though, and Beast Boy had a nose like a damn elephant.
The chase lasted a solid three hours before he had to let them catch him, if only so that he could tell them to leave him alone because he's there on official JLD business. Not like that would actually work, but he had hope. Unfortunately, he forgot that Red Robin is Bat Trained.
Danny took a second for himself before the Titans caught up with him. Was this really better than Deadman harassing him about his first time in Gotham? No, it wasn't. It wasn't any worse, either, and he didn't know how to feel about that.
"Are you finally done running?" Red Robin asked, landing in a crouch in front of him.
Danny folded his legs to sit criss-cross in the air as the rest of the kids that had been chasing him joined RR. "You make it sound like I'm a criminal."
"You ran like one," Beast Boy pointed out. Fair, but rude. "And, dude, I don't know if you know this, but you smell horrible."
Danny placed a hand on his chest with a dramatic gasp. "How dare you! I took a shower just last week!"
Raven was now unamused.
Superboy gagged a bit. "He's right," A small shudder. "I couldn't smell it before, but I can now that you're so close to me."
He sighed with equal dramatics as his gasp. "I guess I can never get rid of the smell, even after all this time."
Wonder Girl tilted her head to the side slightly. "Oh? And what smell would that be?"
"The smell of death," John Constantine, ever a man of impeccable timing, turned onto the side street to join them. He largely ignored the kids in favor of the ghost child who isn't actually a child but no one listens to him when he explains that so he's probably going to stop trying. "It lingers. C'mon, kid, we've got a demon to exorcise."
Danny huffed like a petulant child, "Still not a kid!"
Constantine continued walking away. "Still don't care."
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#part 5#dc x dp#dcxdpdabbles#dp x dc#dcxdp#dcu#danny phantom#ghost king danny#the elephant comment is a complete coincidence#it's funny and I'm not complaining though#teen titans#red robin#justice league dark#I keep thinking of Dick's Titan Team instead of Tim's#we're figuring it out though#jld#no ships#If it's not been obvious#I've never actually read any of the DC comics#It's also been a minute since I last watch Danny Phantom#Enough Caffeine to Kill an Elephant#sorry for the short updates for this story
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moar hl scraps…. does a pose
#There's I think a couple repeat doodles srry I cldnt crop it right. wgatever#that 1st one is a study .... I didn't realize how. Fucked up his hev suit is by th end of everything like holyshit.....#I was lookin at the pic I was using for th study and was like. 😟 that's so much blood.... that's just like..#A big gouge....... uueueeeughh......#LIKE HIS WHOLE LEFT SIDE IS BLOWN OPEN. CHRIST#I will also say I dont care 4 th hl2 HEV but I like the way the chest piece is shaped#I kinda mix them up when I draw it..... does another pose#half life#half life 2#hl1#hl2#gordon freeman#barney calhoun#freehoun#alyx vance#adrian shephard#opposing force#blue shift#That middle one of Adrian I'm mayyybe gonna turn into a full piece. I just gotta get the pose better...#Anyway listen to cowboy Dan by modest mouse. Adrian song. I know this#Th one with Barney and Adrian is nonsensical I just thought it was funny#In my heart during the black mesa incident I think barney separately teamed up w both Adrian and Gordon.#Not for very long. But I like 2 think about it.#<- making shit up
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girls night
#tf2#pyro tf2#tf2 pyro#miss pauling#tf2 miss pauling#team fortress 2#missfire#pyropauling#theyre lesbians#i tag this as a ship cuz#*processing* I lost my thought#OKAY SO I'll just say that pauling often calls pyro to help with some#pyro doesn't mind#in the company of pauling. it is moderately quiet and funny for pyro#pauling can understand pyros mfhgmf (as an engie. theyre autdhd friends ehe)#I'm a little nervous to say smth because of bad eng
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great night on hockey twitter for caps fans
#spoiler: the wag jackets were NOT cute#i know micah's tweets aren't caps-centric but they're too funny not to include#washington capitals#i'm not tagging the other teams involved they're already suffering enough#hockey for ts
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what do you mean this isn't canon
#so so so SO tempted to make this into a fic#i'm not even joking#it doesn't even have to be practical espionage#it just needs to be spy pointing at a pot and asking where its hat is#is this funny to anyone else#don't answer that unless that answer is yes or you're getting blocked#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 engineer#tf2 spy#engiespy#practical espionage
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I love these guys :3
#team fortress 2#tf2#medic#engineer#engiemedic#science party#my art#I'm obsessed with them its funny as hell to both be mad scientists together#bonding by doing weird unethical experiments <3#love wins <333
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Yo Paul, am I hallucinating or is there a funky goat next to me?
#starkid#team starkid#hatchetfield#ted spankoffski#t'noy karaxis#tinky#I'm so fucking funny#lords in black#the guy who didn’t like musicals#shitpost
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People drawing like, sexy gay fanart of the "original tf2 team" as shown in the catch-up comic is unfathomably funny to me. Guys you know that Abraham Lincoln is Pyro, right. You know that "1800s heavymedic" is American folk hero John Henry and real life wacko doctor man Sigmund Freud? If people get the joke and continue with it that's hilarious and also iconic but also idk it feels like sometimes people aren't aware of the Sigmund Freud yaoi they're putting out into the world
#I'M a full supporter of sigmund freud yaoi btw u just need to do it with ur chest#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 comics#tf2 lore#i already kinda feel this way abt the sheer amount of sexy gay fanart of the tfc characters from people who Only know about tfc#through the lens of the tf2 comic. but also none of them are abraham lincoln it's not as funny#godspeed to all of you i just will never understand what you see in those men
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So my friend got me into tf2 about 3 weeks ago and one of my favorite things so far is sniperscout vs sniperspy. I have no idea if people fight over this, but why would they need to? When the funniest outcome is RIGHT there?
Like how is that not great? Just a dad and his son, having a crush on the same dude who pisses in jars.
#i can NOT be havin' a crush on the same guy my DAD does!#the feeling here is very mutual#tf2#team fortress 2#sniperscout#sniperspy#seriously guys cmon#let us come together and make really funny stupid shit#THATS FUNNIE#don't bully me i'm new /hj#anyways
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After completing the Nether minigame, a short video plays showing some of the last things the Eggs did before they disappeared.
[Muted the irrelevant cross-talk because it was loud and distracting.]
#QSMP#Tubbo#Blue Team#The Eggs#QSMP Eggs#Purgatory#Soul Fire#Muted irrelevant cross-talk because it was distracting#I was going to wait for QSMP to post a clean video they played of the Eggs#But I know not everyone is watching stream today#Likewise I will probably not be posting any other clips from today#I don't watch streams on the weekend#also there's only two people online for this event so#* two people who are LIVE and online#Wish this had been done on Monday instead I feel bad for Etoiles and all the other streamers#I'm sure the admins have their reasons but. Two streamers#I hope green team doesn't log in at all because that would be genuinely so funny LMAO#Blue Team twiddling their thumbs like ''erm. so what now''#realistically they could still win even if green didn't log in but that'd be BM imo#Though I don't think anyone is genuinely going to die#likewise I don't think any Eggs are going to die#it'll all be ok it's just a game
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I feel like not enough people are highlighting the fact that not only did James Somerton monetize his apology video (!!) but he claims he's going to give all the money he makes to Hbomberguy's team to distribute which like, if he does it great?? BUT ALSO this suggests that a) he has no idea who he's plagiarized from or how many there are and b) he is completely unwilling to work it out!!!!! So he's just going to piggyback off of all Harry's work!!!!!!! JAMES!!!!!!!!
and then he also says, or maybe I'll donate it charity, because this way he has an out when he doesn't actually give any money to anybody.
#the oh i'll give it to hbomberguy's team thing IS SO FUNNY#oh my god#you aren't even willing to personally track down the people you stole from?????#so glad the fairy walrus thing is also happening so i'm at least also deriving joy from something good and wholesome#and not just one man's attempt to fund every drama youtuber's career for the next six months#james somerton
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Today i finished watching Naruto! And i found this gem in the ending credits:
one pure team Minato hug! 💜🧡🩶
#the tragedy siblings#team minato#them *heartbreak emoji*#that was... a journey xD#i cried through the last two eps because kakashi and iruka are awesome parents#and i cried because these three kids didn't get to live happily ever after T_T#i love them so so much#i'm not a fan of the naruhina wedding ending but it was still adorable and funny#i wish the last ep mentioned obito somehow... smth like that tobi-cookie near kakashi's cup in that autumn illustration would be enough#i need a hug after all this! omg it took me a year! xD#naruto screencap#ep 500#cleaned it up a bit :3
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there have been streams where tango and etho have chatted redstone and game development and that's been so so good and so fun to listen to, the way their minds work together and they push and pull with ideas and curiosity.
but then there's the stream today that's like, a first...(other than the little bit of figuring out stat poker and the non-redstone planning of the gaming district in season 7)...where they're completely collaborating on this redstone project together, from scratch. like it's the both of them creating one thing, forming it together as they go, and they just work so well together. aaand have fun!
idk I just love the way they vibe and problem solve together so much. just a great pairing and great equals. it's amazing it's taken till now for a full redstone collaboration like this to properly happen, but I'm so glad it's here now.
#they're such a fun team!!! they have it all#I may not always understand them but they understand each other#also bless tango's response to a chatter “I'm not nervous around etho!” you're cute sir#also sidenote I find it funny how with the roof portals raised all with steps up to them#it's like seeing people off at the doors of their apartments hahah#just walking each other home o/#hermitcraft#hermitcraft season 10#hermitcraft s10#tango tek#tangotek#etho#ethoslab#tangtho#...it's to give space to decorate but they should all lowkey keep the apartment stairs#also bottom of tags mention to “I do get excited sometimes‚ tango” “you do. you do. you do get a little bit‚ uh‚ boisterous”
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