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dickkorylov3 · 7 months

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Sorry, just saw this and started laughing 😌

#idk why i did this #kirby #kirby memes #FIGHTING TO BE STRAIGHT #i'm not fruity i swear

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fromaliminalspace · 2 years

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Steve helpfully offering his hand to everyone boarding the boat, only to get ignored or unnoticed every single time. that’s it, that’s the post

#steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #robin buckley #nancy wheeler #fruity four #the fruity four #joseph quinn #joe keery #maya hawke #natalia dyer #stranger things #stranger things 4 #stranger things 4 spoilers #gif #Liam's stuff #Liam whispers into the void #hello everyone guess i'm officially at the gifmaking stage of the brainrot now whoops #and i've got more in store. at the very least more ideas #also deepest apologies to my followers who did not came here for st content i swear i'll get back on my cql and ragnarok bullshit soon #hmm and actually now i'm overthinking my coloring choices here. somehow it looks worse than i thought it is but well #the initial darkness of this scene obviously didn't help with the quality either alas #anyway have some fruity four everyone #welcome onto the fruity four ship with me i'd love some good company #stedit

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mikibagels · 1 year

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re: seeing characters in your head different than canon, i physically cannot picture pucci without thinking of that one drawing you did of him doing his makeup, in canon hes this dangerous villain but in my brain he is yassified, he is slaying, he is absolutely WORKING the aisle between the pews in church.

I did this ONE TIME and it's altered the way you look at Pucci permanently? That says more about you than it does me /lh

Anyway, I now have Enrico Pucci ballroom dancing, duck walking and death dropping looping in my head now. Thanks. Thanks a lot.

#hostile tone but i swear im just fooling around #pucci in makeup is more cursed than slay but i'd be lying if I said that I didn't absolute eat when I posted that art #pucci in a full beat returns?#That was the most gayest reply I've ever written for a Tumblr ask. I apologise. I'm fruity.

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theokusgallery · 5 months

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For when you come back from your break 🤓👍

[insert Fairy Odd Parents jingle]

Arsenic and his ✨Cyborg Boyfriend✨

Alternative Universe where the Arsenic AU is some fucked up RomCom cartoon airing on Nickelodeon

I already told you I love this, but... Holy shit I love this

Everything you make is my favorite thing honestly this is. so incredibly funny and I love it

#hi im back from my break !#also WHAT STUDENT LOANS THEY'RE FRENCH ILS VONT À LA FAC TOUS LES DEUX C'EST GENRE CENT BALLES.#i love this i love it i love it #also i am. very very gay about that first panel. nick looks. very good and i am so normal about it i swear #cyborg sunny is such an Idea. i'm a huge fan #it's also au-accurate since nick is studying biology lmao #he has some biotechnology stuff in his classes #omori #ask #tosteur-gluteal #fanart #arsenic #i love this so much it's so funny.#tw blood #tw gore #also nick looks so fucking fruity in this #look at his gay smile. i love him

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panevanbuckley · 3 months

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wait wait i haven't watched mota yet but apparently there's a buck and a bucky who are in love?? so can their ship name pls be buckbucky 😭

#i swear you look up one of their character tags and it's ALREADY full of fruity posts #it's been ONE DAY how has this happened #not that i'm complaining #masters of the air #mota #hbo war #buckbucky #john egan #gale cleven

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beevean · 7 months

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Lgbt rep in NFCV so far:

2 lesbian vampires that are so inconsequential to the plot you could write them out like in the Chinese edition of a Disney movie

A threesome that turns into rape

A former slave who was infatuated with his master

An evil hungarian vampire who likes to turn vergin young girls into vampires

An aztec vampire who turned his Lover against his will because he wanted him to be his forever

You know I'm not oppose to have some rep. on the villain's side, hell one of my favorite villains ever is Griffith and he's very likely to be gay, but this seems like a weirdly consistent pattern...

Drolta is also weirdly... eager to "taste" a young girl to send to her Messiah.

Yeah. There is an ugly pattern here. It baffles me how NFCV is called "woke" for having stronk women and POC and gay people, and then when you look at it with a critical eye you see that it's so unashamedly sexist, racist and homophobic. Like it is bad.

#anti netflixvania #and again: we lost entertaingly fruity isaac for all these people #no i won't let it go i won't #if you swear up and down to be so better than the stupid games #i'm holding you to higher standards

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cheesefanboy2 · 5 months

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I'm not gay.

i just say questionabke things.

#Shut up #I swear to hell if someone says I'm fruity again.#What the fuck does fruity even mean?#Elias talks

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facedock · 2 years

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Face in The A-Team episode 3.16, Champ!

#i'm just. not over this tie. it's so RAINBOW COLORFUL GAY QUEER FRUITY #j'adore <33333333333333 #the a-team #the a team #templeton peck #face #my posts #my gifs #i have another set or two coming about this goddamn tie and then i swear i'm done hsdjfhsjfdshjf

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pfizerprincess · 1 year

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I have a digital footprint the size of South America.

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keter-class-anomaly · 1 year

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20,000 leagues under the sea? more like 20,000 fucking pages

#i'm not even halfway through the first book #and the rest of my class has already moved on to the second book of a tale of two citys or whatever the fuck #20000 leagues under the sea #if i gave it a chance i would probobly like it #but i will not #also the main character is fruity for EVERYONE else in that book i swear #the sene where him and his pissboy or whatever his name is have to swim like all the way across the sea to get back to their group was neat #also #captain nemo #is #cool #he might end up being kinda villany though i haven't finished the book #i like him so far though #i hope he doesn't kick the bucket #also the nautilus better not sink i'll be pissed #is there a 20000 leagues fandom?#if so #i'm sorry for making fun of your book

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lazyval · 1 year

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dear friend, who is this deranged man u keep reblogging? /gen my dashboard is flooded and I would like to request more info re: his vibes

That, my dear anon, is The Postal Dude, from the Postal series! (That's his name btw, he's just known as the Postal Dude.)

The series is pretty controversial tbh, the first game is more of a psychologic horror thing, about a dude shooting down people (going postal) after being evicted from his house, he seems to thinks the military is releasing some gas to make people crazy. It's not clear if he's actually being possessed by a demon or just crazy.

Then comes Postal 2! This one is completely different! No horror elements here, we are in a FPS with satirical humor now (kinda outdated tbh), where the Postal Dude is only as violent as you make him to be! You can kill anyone you come across or you can be a nice boy as you go on your daily errands. This one has some iconic mechanics like...a peeing button...and...use cats as silencers... Fun times!

He's a pathetic mess that can't keep a job, always getting in the worse situations, steals, lies, dresses like an edge lord, wears sunglasses 24/7 and has a damn sexy cool voice.

I can't tell you what's so compelling about him, I mean, the man would eat pizza from the floor, he's rude, he's a psycho, he's sarcastic and crude, makes fun of you for saving too often, he's gross, HE'S MY BABYGIRL

#I think I got a little carried away #but also theres so much more I could say #I'm obsessed with this stupid series #and I'm obsessed with this loser #in postal 4 you can make him dress up in drag and he looks FINE #he's the kind of man that would suck dick for $20 #devs have pretty much confirmed he's bisexual lmao #he's specially fruity in the later games I swear #this is the short version really I could say so much but I'm kinda busy atm #you can't fix him but why would you want to

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marowreck-archive · 2 years

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today in Covid Sequels "does soap smell normally of burning trashbag or is this just damage?"

#I SWEAR TO GOD SWEET FRUITY SYNTHETIC SMELLS TRIGGER THE HELL OUT OF ME #its so fucking weird #i cant trust smells i haven't had before 2020 lmao #I'm gonna toss this soap out it smells like rotting corpse

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railmerosalie · 6 months

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I find it so funny when ppl say that Katniss has no personality, she's so cute and funny! Like do you not remember when she...

1. Thought Finnick was making out with Peetas corpse and was like "damn didn't know he was fruity like that"

2. When Gale confessed his love for her and she was STRIAGHT up like "yeah I know" 💀

3. Saw Peeta had been crying after the first reaping and immediately thinks "damn he's good, playing the weak sympathy card". Like girl he thinks he's gonna die! He's gonna die!

4. Katniss and Finnick wearing the green face cream in CF and scaring the fuck outta Peeta on the beach

5. Just her and Haymitch, especially the first book

6. "I decided to go ahead and like Boggs" - thanks for letting us know queen 👑

7. In MJ when they're trying to film the propos, and she's just horrible at it

8. In the first book when she's trying to drain the pus out of Peetas leg and she just so goddmaned grossed out

9. Saw the cupcakes at the Capitol party and immediately thought that Peeta would love the frosting details

10. In MJ when Gale and Peeta are talking about Katniss choosing one of them, she's just like "gonna leave you two bums here, don't need this shit"

11. Everytime she was unaware of people flirting with her or just being nice. She always think there's some hidden motive... like girl they're your family and friends, they just like you as a person

12. "Nobody needs me" "I do, I need you". Katniss finally admitting her love for Peeta and realises that she can't live without him!! It's such an important part of her growth towards Peeta and no one talks about it!! The girl how has survived everything finally needs not just something, but SOMEONE. And it's HIM (I'm so normal about this I swear)

13. Sassying buttercup at every turn

14. She has the same vibe as goop from Meet The Robinsons (especially with Madge). "Hey Katniss, wanna eat lunch together?" "Hey Katniss, wanna go for a walk into town later"

She's there like:

#thg #the hunger games #the hunger games cf #katniss my beloved #katniss everdeen #peeta supremacy #peeta mellark #haymitch abernathy #effie trinket #thg mockingjay #mockingjay #catching fire #cf #mj

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harrysfolklore · 3 months

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ring hard launch - blurb

the content we got today just SCREAMS fiancé!harry for me so i came up with this, enjoy !

gif by @sunkissedlouis <3

MASTERLIST | MY PATREON

If there was something that was definitely at the top of your list of favorite activities, was spending time with Harry.

It didn't matter if it was getting groceries, joining him for a bike ride or simply laying on the couch together, every moment that you spent together brought you contentment and joy that you couldn't find anywhere else.

And now that he was your fiancé, it was safe to say that both of you wanted to be glued to each other every single minute.

Harry proposed the morning of New Year's Eve, in the comfort of your home with both of you in your pajamas as you enjoyed homemade breakfast bagels, and it was absolutely perfect.

Ever since, you had been happier than ever, sharing the news with your family and closest friends and enjoying your engagement in private without prying eyes from paparazzi, fans and media.

"We better win tonight," Your train of thought was interrupted by Harry's voice, you were currently heading to the Luton vs Man United game, and even though you couldn't care less about football, your need to be close to him all the time made you say yes when he asked you to join him, "Thank you for tagging along, baby. I know this is not your scene so it's nice you came."

"I'm just here for the drinks and snacks," you teased, watching him roll his eyes at you, "And to enjoy the evening with my handsome fiancé, of course."

"There we go," he smiled now, grabbing your hand and placing a small kiss to the ring on your finger.

Ever since you got engaged, that had became his favorite habit, and it made your heart flutter every single time.

"It sucks that I have to take it off," you said, making him look at you with a raised eyebrow, "The ring, I mean. I have to take it off before we get out of the car, otherwise headlines will go crazy and Jeff is going to freak out."

"Mm-hmm," he paused to think, eyes darting for the road to you, "What if... you don't have to take it off?"

"What do you mean?" you said, noticing that you were about to enter the back of the stadium.

"I mean..." he grabbed your hand again, tugging the ring affectionately, "What if we let the world know about it? I talked to Jeff and the rest of the team last week, they said we could make it public whenever we felt like it, at our own terms. So why don't we do it today?"

Harry parked the car at the spot that was reserved for him and turned to look at you with a wide smile, waiting for your answer.

"Are you sure?" you smiled back at him, noticing the glow in his eyes that almost made you melt.

"Couldn't be more sure, love. Besides, the album is coming soon and everyone is going to connect the dots as soon as they listen to the first song, might as well give them an early heads up."

"Let's do it," you said, leaning over to kiss him, "I feel like everyone is going to focus on the fact that you're finally outside and with brand new hair, they won't even notice the rock on my finger."

Harry rolled his eyes again and gave you another kiss, "I swear to god, woman. You're something else."

You headed inside of the stadium to the VIP suit you were going to watch the game in, walking hand in hand with your engagement ring glistening on your finger, cameras around filming and taking pictures of both of you.

"Do you think twitter is freaking out yet?" you asked Harry as you settled on your seats.

"No idea, baby, I don't use that app," he shrugged, "Do you want anything to drink?"

"Would you get me something fruity that has alcohol that doesn't quite taste like alcohol? That's the only way I won't be bored to death."

"Sure thing." Harry laughed and kissed the side of your head before standing up to get your drink, coming back a few minutes later with exactly what you asked and a bottle of sparkling water for himself.

"So we're rooting for Man U, right?" you asked as you took a sip from your drink.

"Seven years together, months away from getting married, yet you still don't know I'm a Man U ride or die," he put a hand on his chest, "I don't think this is going to work."

"I was just teasing, drama queen," you pecked his cheek, "I know your true loves are Man U, the Green Bay Packers, peas and Fleetwood Mac."

"And you," he winked, making you roll your eyes with affection and take another sip from your drink.

A few minutes into the game, you found yourself quite invested on it, constantly asking Harry about the stuff you didn't understand and getting nervous when the other team was about to score or your team missed a goal.

"Lord, I don't want to watch," you said as a player from the opposite team was getting ready to hit a penalty, hiding your face against Harry's shoulder, "Harry! You're supposed to be watching the game, you've been staring at me for half of it now."

"Sorry, you're just too cute," he kissed the crown of your head, "You can watch now, he failed it."

"Thank god."

By the end of the game, you were both on your feet, cheering as Man United secured a win. Harry was ecstatic, and you found yourself caught up in the excitement, cheering alongside him.

While you were engulfed in your own bubble during the game, cameras has caught up on the ring of your finger, and Harry and you immediately became a world trending topic, with fans speculating whether you were actually engaged or not.

As you laid in bed scrolling through the millions of tweets about the game Harry finally emerged from the bathroom, ready to get in the covers.

"Are you reading about us?" he asked, sliding into bed beside you.

"Yeah," you replied, showing him some of the tweets, "But I don't think it was quite clear for some of your fans, some of them don't think we're really engaged."

"Well, I guess it'll be clear when the album comes out."

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vampatty · 2 years

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i found out about the hot young sherlock holmes game a few days ago and i will never be the same ever again

#zck.txt #the gender envy is unparalleled #that fucking outfit i swear to god. brocade waistcoat. pinned up coattails. one sleeve rolled up to the elbow. long ass wallet chain #the insane bisexual energy of that fit just absolutely spilling everywhere #also fully obsessed w jon i think he is delightful i want one of my own #also No i'm not a bbc sherlock bitch i just actually rlly like detective/mystery things i think they're so fun #and any time you give me a pair of notorious male companions well. what else am i supposed to do huh #anyways yeah i'm stealing his everything i love my fruity little traumatized autistic detective

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natlovesls2 · 4 months

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You're Lying, Right?

Lando x Fem!Reader x Charles

*ੈ✩‧₊˚warnings: swearing, drinking and mentions of alcohol (might be inaccurate, I don’t drink), format might be weird (this wasn't saving the way I wanted it to),

*ੈ✩‧₊˚word count: 1k

*ੈ✩‧₊˚Summary: Lando and Charles teach you to kiss after you confess that you've never been kissed

.ೃ࿐Request: Idk if you watched the movie Were the Millers?? But can you do imagine where reader never had a first kiss and charles and lando give her her first kiss ?? Like the scene with Jenn Anniston, will poulter, and Emma roberts ???

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The three of you had been drinking for whatever reason, and to be completely honest, you couldn’t exactly remember why the bottles of alcohol had been brought out in the first place. However, you knew the drink in your hand was stronger than the stuff you usually drank, but after the horrible few days you had, it was needed. Its surprisingly sweet smell inviting you to take big gulps. The burn as it passed down your throat numbing the thoughts of your busy life and failed dates. You subconsciously continued to fill your glass with the earthy-fruity liquid, one glass after another– silently watching Charles and Lando interact with one another.

"You're awfully quiet," Lando said from beside you, reaching for your drink to fill it with something new, hesitating when he noticed your slight frown.

"She had a date yesterday; I can only assume it went horribly," Charles added, moving from his spot to lean against the armrest of the sofa.

Lando hummed at the newfound information, disapprovingly shaking his head, deciding you had had enough to drink– knowing another glass would not help alleviate whatever pain you felt. “Don't tell me you're attempting to drown your sorrows with liquor. What even happened on this date of yours?"

"The date itself wasn't the worst; it was actually the best I've had in a while– but when the date ended, he expected a kiss. And I know I have to have my first kiss at some point, but I didn't want to disappoint him."

They stared at you for a long time, letting silence settle in the room– you were suddenly aware of the increased warmth. Regret and embarrassment immediately fill your body, urging you to want to vomit up everything you had been drinking. Of course, you had to have the loosest fucking lips known to man when drunk. Actually, you couldn't fully blame the alcohol; the amount you had consumed only slightly gave you a buzzing feeling– enough to feel tipsy.

“You’re lying, right? I mean, you have to be joking, no?” Lando's small laughter stopped as he noticed your humorless demeanor and sick-looking face– awkwardly clearing his throat, body shifting at Charles's glaring gaze.

"It's nothing to be embarrassed about. Everyone experiences life differently; it just so happens to be that you haven't had your first kiss," Charles nodded in your direction, still glaring at Lando– urging him to add to what he said, hoping to ease your embarrassment.

"Yeah, absolutely nothing to be embarrassed about. I mean, some people find that sweet."

"Obviously, my date didn't find it sweet... I'm surprised he didn't laugh in my face. Honestly, it fucking pathetic," you let out a dry laugh, picking at the strings of your ripped jeans. You sighed, looking up in time to notice Lando nudging Charles and nodding in your direction. He mouths something to Lando, which you can't quite make out; you'd never been good at reading lips or people. Lando opened and closed his lips a few times as if having a struggle with himself– unsure if he should say something or let Charles take control of the situation.

"We could always teach you how to kiss," he finally says, watching your face for any sort of reaction, noticing the way your eyes widen at the nonchalantness of his words. "–only if you want to, of course," he quickly adds, sensing your hesitation and overall embarrassment over the situation.

You feel the world around you slow down, the noise slowly dissipating– replaced by a low ringing sound you can't quite place. You barely notice yourself nodding, nervously running your hands down the front of your jeans, attempting to get rid of the clammy feeling– which only increased at the soft touch of Lando's hand on your cheek. "It's weird if you keep your eyes open," he whispered, holding back a laugh, not wanting to make you any more embarrassed than you already were. You closed your eyes and swallowed the little saliva you had– an attempt to calm yourself, finding your mouth extremely dry. Your heart quicked at this; what if the kiss was too dry? The desire to vomit returned and your throat tightened itself as a final attempt to hold everything down.

Lando's hand gently caressed your cheek, trailing down to your jaw, pulling you in closer– his warm breath falling against your skin. His lips hovered over your own for a while before they finally connected in an awkwardly stiff kiss. "It wasn't bad," he reassured you, smiling when he noticed the way your eyes nervously bounced around the room– avoiding his own. "Just relax a bit, don't be too stiff."

He leaned forward again, soft lips moving against your own; in complete contrast to the first kiss, this one was looser– relaxed and something you could see yourself enjoying despite the foreign feeling. His hand moved up to tangle itself in your hair, his tongue lightly running against your bottom lip. You weren't sure if it was the alcohol that finally reached your senses helping you relax, but whatever it was that possessed you to open your lips was definitely on your side. The sweetness of your past drinks mixed with the bitterness of whatever he had been drinking. "See, I told you you just needed to loosen up."

"I don't know... I feel like you're only being nice about it."

"I'll tell you the truth; let's see what Lando has taught you– or if he taught you well," Charles says, his voice reminding you that he had been there watching the whole interaction, sitting beside you on the other side of the sofa.

His warm hand pulls you towards him, connecting his lips against yours in a confident kiss. While Lando's kiss had felt firm and loose– slightly messy, this was a lot more calculated. He pulled you closer, hands moving to gently grip the hair at the nape of your neck. "You can definitely impress your next date."

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#lando norris x reader #lando norris x you #lando norris fanfic #lando norris x y/n #charles leclerc x reader #charles leclerc x you #charles leclerc x female reader #charles leclerc fanfic #f1 fanfic #f1 x reader #f1 imagine #f1 x you #f1 x y/n #charles leclerc imagine #lando norris imagine #x reader #f1 x female reader #fem!reader

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