Wait apparently my work wife and Harvard had an argument today about which one of them was my best friend and it ended with Harvard saying “well she’s MY best friend, but it’s okay that you’re her best friend.”
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Bro Purah says “hey isn’t that the hair tie Princess Zelda kept” and “oh is that the new champion’s tunic Princess Zelda made for you? It suits you.”
EVERYONE FUCKING KNOWS HOW THE FUCKJCKCKDK
I can’t do this I thought I was prepared for Npc’s implying shit about zelink but now that we have a whole feast of a game with that I’m inconsolable
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Adding to my list of Crimes Against, One, Jason Todd—Section: “History and Iterations of Victim Blaming” Article: “The Gotham War”
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gill play this, gill play that—
okay??? what about the other nonhuman traits?? what about someone digging their fingers into the small rocks and pebbles that adorn an earth ghoul’s body? digging their nails into that border between flesh and stone? what about someone playing with soft feathers that decorate an air ghoul’s frame? running their fingers through the down and debating on whether or not they should pluck that cloud-like softness and keep a souvenir? what about someone thrumming the pads of their fingers over the magma colored veins of a fire ghoul? push and pull at the most sensitive areas of their skin just to see if that magma can become lava? what about someone laid out flat along the soft plane of a quintessence ghoul’s chest? projecting as many filthy and lewd — or even wholesome and romantic — thoughts and feelings as possible just to see their reactions? what about pulling on a ghoul’s tail? tugging on their horns? holding their hand just to see the difference between your nails and their claws? stretching their lips just so you can stick your hand in their mouth and feel the prickle of their fangs glide over the pad of your thumb? kissing that ghoul just so you can run the tip of your tongue through the fork in theirs?
i demand answers. where’s my other inhuman body worshipping prompts, huh? huh???
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(Not og anon) I agree with separating the art from the artist and pirating music but it seems like you still buy merch/go to shows/like these people genuinely?
well msi has been dead for years so i’m never gonna get to go to one of their shows anyway but i think pete could bring a loaded ak-47 into an all-girls catholic school and go to town and i’d still suck him fat and dirty so when it comes to faII out boy specifically i have to admit that it’s a bit of a moral failing on my part
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My next eye treatment is on Valentine’s Day. So I have to tell all my suitors that a a tall dark handsome doctor called dibs first and once he’s done with me in the morning I’ll be out of commission for a day or two, if you know what I mean 😉.
No seriously. This is the face I have to make for a day or two after treatment 😉
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Realizing how much better life is without an abusive parasite sucking the life out of you
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i was made to be a new york street rat please take me home u don’t understanddd
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