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in homecoming (3x05), willow references the song playing in the bronze as a song oz wrote for her. this is that song. ♥
special shoutout to @via-whitmore who legally i must tag in all oz content always.
#fanvideo#btvs#willoz#if u saw this go up: no u didn't. it's on the right channel NOW though#but most to all of this is really just. like. can y'all fucking believe this is a song oz wrote for willow#this is high god damn romance#everyone needs to know about it. i need other people to suffer with me#Youtube
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I really don't get attraction to whitney ESPECIALLY if they're um male
Like honestly i feel like this guy would peak in high school and like it's only downfall from there and fucker would probably ruin any of your aspirations or potential for growth just to keep you on his level he will literally ruin your life HE ALSO TRAFFICS YOUR ASS H E L L O????? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU MAKE KYLAR'S KIDNAPPING LOOK GOOD
At least kylar could be manipulated like omgggg kylarrrrr that would be sooooo attractive if you showered THIS FUCKER ON ANOTHER HAND?????? Menace to society
Also i don't believe that he would turn out decent parent figure in fact i think he will be a wifebeater
Srry whitney stans i just. He just completely misses the mark for me i honestly would be happy to have dismissal event where he fucking kills himself while player watches
#degrees of lewdity#dol#needed to vent these thoughts BADLY.#also i don't hate whitney's presence in plot in fact i think it's great for conflict!#but his presence as a love interest.....ughhhhhhhhhh#and on behalf of fem whitney#i headcanon her character as more like nicole from class of 09#still toxic but more entertaining#he actually might be more complex than whatever the fuck i wrote but#who cares? not me#and side-note y'all draw him too damn attractive#i need tag for text posts
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Femininity isn't even one percent as degrading as the men who police other men's perceived amount of femininity with micro-levels of scrutiny
#politics#feminism#shoutout to caleb hearon's twitter post about aging for inspiring how i wrote this#as a not-especially-feminine man it amazes me what other men do to avoid the dehumanization that becomes them...#...when they are perceived not just as 'too feminine' but as a specifically 'feminine man'#absolutely there are some people who AREN'T men who also play into this arm of patriarchy...#...the arm of patriarchy specifically being that femininity and womanhood dehumanize you...#...and i'm not saying this only happens between men. but it's not cut and dry y'know?#anyway. yeah. i notice this as a man sometimes and it's always framed as 'women want HYPERMASCULINITY >:('...#...when... most women do not care and they just want you to see them as your inherent equal AND as human people...#...many people do like men's femininity but insofar as that man is HONEST and EARNEST about it...#...so it's not 'women want to forcefem men :(' but 'women want you to be fucking real about who you are and not couch it'#i'm not even feminine really but some of y'all. do NOT see feminine people as equal human beings and that's. concerning actually.#this isn't really about the john cena post because i've been thinking about posting this for a literal MONTH lol
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Okay. First of all.
WOAH THAT'S A LOT OF PEOPLE.
I did NOT expect 74 people to vote in the poll 😭🙏🙏🙏 (what the hell, where the fuck did y'all come from?????)
Second of all,,
TIME TO TALK ABOUT THESE FUCKERS 😈🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️💯
Just to state it here before I start yapping my ever living soul out, Shiver is an eastern tall-man, Frye is a beast-man (like Izutsumi) and Big Man is a kobold. I can get a bit more into their designs and headcanons in another post, but today I want to focus on the lore.
It allllllll roots back to Shiver and Frye's fathers, who were friends since lord knows when. They were a team of burglars, looters, thieves, whatever you may call them, but in the end of the day just let it be clear that they were BAD. And they engaged in BAD shit, like looting corpses in dungeons and stealing from people's houses.
One day, they hit a huge one, they got into the house of this really rich dude that turned out to traffic beast men and other illegal creatures. And the rich being rich and caring about their richness, the security was top notch, and let's just say they struggled to get out of the place alive. BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They left in NO WAY empty handed.
While looting the place, Frye's father found a kobold cub, chained up inside a cage in the corner beside other creatures likely being sold illegally. He brought the cub with him, and after almost getting their asses turned into kebabs by traps everywhere, the two companions were like "holy FUCK i ain't ever ever ever doing this shit again man.,.,. Wgart the ehll,,,,,, I'm getting too old for this, hell naw!!!!!!!" and decided to settle down as (this time legal) and functioning members of society. Shiver's father opened a dojo, while Frye's father opened a restaurant.
However, the rich guy who owned the house was PISSED (and also happened to be a black magic user......... woah how unlucky of them) and as revenge for stealing his wealth and freeing their beast men, cursed Frye's expecting father, mending the soul of his firstborn with the soul of a monster. And alas, that's how the critter was born😋🙏🔥💯😭
So yeah!!!!!!! Frye is a beast man just like Izutsumi is a beast man. They're the same typa monster, pretty much, except that Frye is a leopard instead of a housecat.
Anyway, back to the kobold pup; you guessed it, BIG MAN (or Big Dog?), being raised in the Onaga's restaurant, was always raised around the kitchen, both because he was genuinely interested in watching people cook and because he hoped to get food that fell from the floor lmfao-- as years went by, he started working as a server, apprentice, and eventually assistant chef of the family-ran restaurant. (So yeah, Biggie is the party's chef!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He also has an incredible sense of smell when it comes to cooking btw, both because of genuine talent and because of his race).
Ironic to his early years as a burglar, Shiver's dad grew to become quite the overprotective father once his daughter started growing up, wanting her to do anything but follow his steps and become a criminal before the age of 20. That backfired though, because she started running off to hang out with Frye causing all sorts of trouble (and eventually dragged Big Dog into it all too). The three were raised almost like siblings, and later on joined together as a party and continued to cause all sorts of troubles inside dungeons, where they eventually bumped into the other idols and started this whoooole story years later.
(They weren't all like their fathers though, instead of keeping the money they got from dungeons to themselves they gave it to the poor, much like their canon bandit dynamics.)
Anyway, that's the end of the yapping session, I hope y'all enjoyed (and if you did, please enjoy this page I doodled while blasting ToyBox in my headphones 🦄🙏 perhaps I'll outline and color this one day, but not now because it's 1:30 in the morning while I'm typing this out.)
#splatoon#dunmeshi#splatoon au#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi au#splatmeshi#I finally fucking wrote the loredrop I promised y'all 😭🙏🙏🙏 sorry for the wait guys!!!!!#hope y'all enjoyed me rambling til i couldn't breathe anymore i loved it i should do this more often 😋🤞#pLEASE please please ask any questions you may have OR any lore requests/ideas. be super welcome to make your own twist into my stories too#i loooooooved writing this oh my godddddddddddddd#tell me if y'all want more details about their lives as young adults 😁🙏🙏🙏 i'll gladly make a whole another post yapping just about that#special thanks to sofia for listening me yap this whole thing in her dms before I polished and posted it here btw. thanks sofia 🤞🤞🤞#frye onaga#frye splatoon#big man#big man splatoon#shiver hohojiro#shiver splatoon#deepcut
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Path to Freedom: an Amprule First Note analysis thingy
Due to popular demand (of my 3 friends), I've decided to type up another break down of an amprule illustration!!! yippee!!!!
Once again let's start simple!! the light composition!! There is a clear light/shadow duality happening in this illustration so here's a neat chart I made to show it:
Now you might notice the red/green tint I added, as well as how Chungsung is in the light meanwhile Dongha is in the dark. So let's break down the components of each side.
Dongha is surrounded by shadows. The shadows likely show how he feels trapped in the Yeon family. The paintings that surround him add even more pressure because he has the Yeon family name to live up to.
He is looked down by the paintings behind him (it's only Chungsung who's looking up at him) meanwhile Dongha doesn't look at anyone, he fears that he has failed the family (his father). He seems to be considering his choices between the two paths he could take.
What are his two paths exactly? Well, they're shown through the doors! The door next to him and the door below him.
The door next to him will possibly take him deeper into the mansion. The path is pitch-black and the darkness will make him feel even more lost. This path will probably keep him trapped in the mansion forever.
The door below him is lit up and will possibly lead him to the exit. The path is lit up and it all seems good, but there is yet another painting in the way. His fight for freedom won't be easy but we already know that he is determined to take that step forward.
The physical locations of the doors could also mean something. The one that leads inside the mansion is higher up, it means that if Dongha wants to keep his social status he's gonna have to give up his freedom. But if he wants to become free he'll have to "lower" himself and possibly lose his status. (It is worth pointing out how the positions of the characters show their imbalance as well.)
Now, everything I've mentioned to this point has been focusing on Dongha's struggles, so where's Chungsung in all of this?
I've talked about the role colors play in Amprule art in my previous post. Chungsung's red contrasts with the Yeon family green and gives Dongha a place to Be. There is no red in this illustration, Chungsung is as trapped in the family as Dongha is.
Just with the way he's positioned shows us that he is leaning toward the idea of freedom (is it his freedom, does he want Dongha to be free, or is it just his willingness to be a tool for Dongha's freedom). And if we take account of the light = freedom & shadow = restraint meanings, the light is practically shining upon him.
But at the end of the day, he is still only a butler and he is waiting for Dongha to make a decision. His loyalty to Dongha is not something to question, we all know that Chungsung will stand by his side no matter which path he chooses. However, if Dongha chooses to go deeper into the mansion he might end up being separated from Chungsung and their distance would become even bigger.
"To me Amprule means freedom." is something Dongha says to Hajun in the Showdown Aftermath drama track. Dongha forming Amprule is not only him choosing his freedom but choosing to get closer to Chungsung as well. Though I suppose neither of them are aware of how they've been closing the gap.
Considering how this is a bit of a "prequel to Amprule" type of image it gives us a decent look into just how suffocating their lives in the Yeon family were. They still haven't made it to equal footing, but we know that they're slowly getting there and setting themselves free.
#not mentioned here bc i didnt wanna derail Too Much is the fate drama track#bae straight up tells it to his face that the stronger their bond becomes. the stronger amprule will get#which causes the showdown drama track. and chungsung playing geoguesser to find which market baby hajun & dongha went to#if i become even more deranged one of these days ill literally type out a line by line analysis of them sharing the candied apples#anyways heres to hoping that this whole thing sounds coherent. i wrote down all the points i wanted to make#just. the role of chungsung is SOOOOO important to dongha. his constant support means so much to him. blowing them up#fucked up dadmom and sonboy combo the world#paradox live#amprule#yeon dongha#baek chungsung#nile talks#Btw if y'all want me expand on other stuff or just wanna talk about amprule in general. I am always here. I gave many things to say#*have not gave
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But what if Delphini was at Hogwarts the same time as the trio???
Year 1:
“Please.”
She jokes, nudging at her cousin who’s sitting tall besides her in the train compartment. “Harry Potter being in our year at Hogwarts is nothing more than a gift.” She means it too, forcing away that pit of fear that settles in her stomach whenever she thinks about the chosen one. About everything he’s already taken from her family, from her.
Draco goes on joking with their soon-to-be fellow Slytherins. The express is buzzing with energy, though most of the First Year’s look more nervous than excited.
She runs into Neville Longbottom on their waltz to the Great Hall. He bends directly in front of her, picking up some slimy toad off the stone floor with bare hands. Disgusting. He’s on his knees when he looks up and meets her eye, terror seeping into his gaze. She smiles at him devilishly, pausing for a moment before pushing him aside in an effort to get to what she is certain will soon be her throne room.
“Delphini Lestrange.”
It’s a horrible cover-up of a last name, an obvious lie to any witch or wizard who knows better. McGonagal calls it nonetheless. There is a weight on her shoulders as she walks forward, the same one that’s settled their since the moment she was born.
No one is surprised when the hat deems her a Slytherin.
Delphini feels Dumbledore’s stare on her the entire walk over to the sea of green and silver, but it’s Snape’s eyes that she meets when she sits down.
The tension between Slytherin and Gryffindor is palpable. Worse than it has been in years, or so the older students claim. Delphini knows why, and Draco does too.
She’s still glaring at the Granger girl when Quirrell asks her to stay after class in a sputter.
“Of course, Professor.” She answers sweetly, watching from the corner of her eye as jealousy blooms across the mudbloods face. Ever the teacher’s pet. He seals the doors behind them, locking them with a flick of his wrist and casting a silencing charm while he’s at it.
This time, he does not stutter when he speaks to her.
Year 2:
She dreams of a snake all alone, somewhere dark. Crying out for family, for companionship, for someone to listen. Anyone.
Only no one is there.
She wakes up in her dormitory with tears in her eyes.
There’s been whispers about the Heir of Slytheirn. Talk that he’s returned, that he’s ready to rid the school of all filth that stands in his mighty way.
Sometimes she wonders how people might react to find out that 'he' is actually a 'she.'
Regardless, it’s not Delphini that’s playing around in the chamber this year. A part of her is wildly unsettled that she doesn’t know who it is.
It’s no matter, she has far more important things to focus on.
Initially, she almost isn’t allowed to take part in the dueling club. Some poor excuse sprouted up by the Gryffindors, accusations of dark magic and cheating. Unsurprisingly, its Severus that comes to her aid.
Dueling comes far too naturally to her, and feels oh so sweet. Still she works harder, so eager, ready to fight, to strike. She trains and trains and then trains some more.
She needs to be enough for Him, when the time is right.
Potter being a parselmouth is.. Unexpected.
Even Severus seems surprised. Delphini is not sure how to handle the news, she writes home to her Uncle who informs her to stay out of it.
For the first time in a long time, she listens.
Sometimes, she thinks she's going insane. She hears her father speaking to her through the castle walls, they whisper and she listens. She continues her training.
She will be enough.
That poor snake.
Year 3:
The castle is awake, dementors swarming high above them, eager, hungry.
She hates them.
Delphini is determined and reluctant all at once in her venture.
Macnair had just walked out to call for the dementors, readying them to focus their rage. Quickly and quietly she slips into Flitwick’s office.
They both freeze the minute their gazes meet.
Eyes clashing from across the room, one hand still resting on the door handle, the other’s chained to an ornate desk. Sirius is the first to break the spell.
“You look just like her.”
She shifts her gaze away at that, something in her shattering just a little. “I know.” She wants to answer, but she doesn’t have the time.
“How did you do it?”
This time, it’s him that doesn’t answer, eyes scanning her face almost wistfully.
“She’d never stop talking about you, you know? Drove the other inmates mad in her rantings, but really I think she just didn’t want to forget.”
And how that just aches.
She shatters further. “How could you leave her!?” She wants to scream, instead she asks again:
“How did you manage to escape?” Her voice sounds more desperate than commanding, close to a whisper.
He smiles sadly.
“She can’t do it..” Delphini waits for him to finish his sentence. It’s short, and certainly not the answer she was looking for. “I’m an animagus.”
And that’s all she needed to hear. She squeezes her eyes shut tightly, not bothering to hide her reaction. That familiar weight settles heavily on her shoulders again, for a moment she feels like she might crumble beneath it. Quickly she turns back to the door, ready to race out of the room and pretend he told her anything else.
She pauses, tossing her dark curls over her shoulder to glance back at his haunting face.
“Then why wait all this time? Why not leave that place the second you had the chance?”
He doesn’t answer.
He doesn’t need to.
Year 4:
It was gorgeous, the bright green in stark contrast against the dark night sky. Constellations gleaming in its wake, a harmony in the heavens.
A terrorist attack, they had called it.
Art, Delphini thought. It was the first time she’d ever seen it.
Something was coming. Lucius seemed certain of this, even Narcissa had given them an exceptionally careful goodbye before ushering them onto the express.
The Triwizard Tournament turned out to be an even bigger let down than she’d imagined. Beauxbatons was a bore, and the Drumstang boys seemed scared of her, which was no surprise really.
Karkaroff avoided her like a poor case of mumblemumps.
His time would come, it was not up to Delphini to designate punishment. Not yet.
Watching Potter almost die at the edge of each of these challenges did add a nice touch to the year. Though, all that anticipation she’d felt in summer dwindled a bit each time he survived.
It wasn’t until Moody tracked her down in the corridors after hours that things really got interesting.
Even Delphini was surprised to find Barty somehow alive.
He doesn’t tell her much. They don’t have a lot of time as it stands, and really she’s just thrilled to have finally met him. He’s full of promises, of course. Lot’s of ‘soons’ and ‘be ready’. Delphini doesn’t get any of the details but she’s known since the beginning of term that it was finally coming. She’s more than ready, more than enough. Isn’t she?
"The Dark Lord will rise again, Crouch! Throw us into Azkaban; we will wait! He will rise again and He will come for me!"
The scripture scrawled into her very soul. There have been signs everywhere pointing towards His return. Now she knows it to be true.
“You have her face,” Moody - Barty - interrupts her thoughts, he’s staring at Delphini in near worship, a look so foreign for the professor. “You have His eyes, though.”
“I know.”
She meets Him for the first time later that summer and He tells her something similar. It means all the more coming from Him.
Before her father, for the first time, she spins her spells into symphonies, her hexes into homilies, casts her curses to the constellations. Shows Him everything she knows, and all her power with it.
She walks back over to Him when she is well and through, magic still radiating off of her in harsh waves. Her father takes her wand from her hands.
“I have much to learn.” Delphini offers, and she knows it to be true.
Her father is looking at her wand still.
Dragon-heartstring, like her mother. Yew, like His own.
He is smiling when he answers, something proud dancing in those red eyes. “Yes. You do.”
Year 5:
With the commencing of the Spring Equinox she is finally allowed home. Ostara save her.
Delphini has to brace herself before walking through those large double doors, entirely unsure exactly who she might find on the other side.
Still, her heart is burning.
At last.
Her mother’s embrace is a blessing. A gift Delphini hadn’t known she needed. That sharp look of recognition in her eyes hurts in all its relief.
She really does wear her face, afterall. They’d all promised her as much, didn’t they?
Father is there, He is watching. Studying them both, studying their interaction.
Her mother takes her face between her palms like a prayer, eyes shining. She’s full of promises and penitence. Delphini isn't having any of it. Her mother owes her nothing and this, just being here, it's more than enough.
Delphini has never felt so whole in all her life.
She begs to be a part of their plans at the ministry. Anything she can do to further the cause, support her family, put them back into their rightful place - above everyone else.
It's futile. She's far too young, and the logistics of getting her there are far too problematic. There's talk of Azkaban and Bellatrix looks terrified at the prospect of Delphini somehow winding up there.
"Absolutely not. The choice is not yours to make and your Father and I are in perfect agreement that you remain at the school." She turns to her, reaching a hand up to caress Delphi's cheek tenderly.
"We'll celebrate once we return with the prophecy, hm?"
It's the one promise Delphini will accept wholeheartedly.
Year 6:
Somehow, it’s Draco and Delphini that bear the brunt of the shame brought on from the fiasco at the Ministry.
Draco is marked, as punishment to Lucius (to Narcissa).
Delphini is not, as punishment to Bellatrix (to herself).
Her cousin is crumbling under the pressure, Delphini is soaring. It's the same weight she’d felt her whole life, only this time she finally has an opportunity to act on it.
It takes longer than she would like to mend the vanishing cabinet. Draco was seeing to it personally in the beginning, but with little to no headway Delphini made it her personal mission.
Not that it really mattered anyway. Delphini has other plans entirely.
Whilst Draco wastes his time casting cursed necklaces and poisoning wine, Delphini is speaking with the stars.
She will be enough.
When the day of reckoning is finally upon them she can hardly hold back.
“Expelliarmus.” It’s swift and was fully intended to take him off guard but she’d still expected him to put up some sort of a fight. Immediately, something seems off, its only a matter of sorting out whether or not its something she can take advantage of.
“Evening, Delphini, Draco. Are you alone?”
“Who else is here?” She doesn’t bother to entertain his question, though Draco is quick to boast about the Death Eaters holding off the guards down below. Dumbledore assures them he is alone, but the two brooms resting along the ramparts suggest otherwise.
No matter, Delphini will handle them both. Draco is waxing on, talking about the vanishing cabinet and Rosmerta. Much as she hates to listen to him give them all away she’s taking a moment to study the Headmaster. Something seems off, as he is entirely unbothered to be at the wrong side of their wands.
“And why have you waited?” The headmaster interrupts after a beat, causing even her cousin to pause. “Those feeble attempts to kill me all year, surely they weren’t you.” He is speaking directly to Delphini now, she knows it.
She smiles.
Quickly, the other Death Eaters are fast up the stairs making their presence known.
“It doesn't have to be this way.” The Headmaster continues, eyes only on her despite the others' verbal jabs. “Long ago, I met a boy who made all the wrong choices-"
“My Father, you mean?” She breaks her silence, the other Death Eaters laugh behind her at the revelation. Though Dumbledore is not at all surprised, and why would he be? “There’s no reason to hide behind truth’s any longer, Headmaster. His time has come, and consequently yours is over.”
And suddenly Severus is there stepping forward to share a look with Dumbledore. A part of her considers testing the potion professors loyalty..
..Only, this is her moment.
“Avada Kedavra!” It’s sweet on her tongue, and even sweeter watching him fall. They’re on the move sooner than she’d like for them to be, hardly a chance to savor it.
On their flight into the forbidden forest she throws a ‘morsmordre’ into the sky like a personal signature. The monogram of her family.
When she finally greets them, He tells her she’s worthy and stitches as much into the inside of her left forearm.
She is enough.
Year 7:
It’s beyond refreshing, being who she was always meant to be.
Watching as Slytherins and now students alike all bow at her feet, that renewed fear keening in their eyes.
She savors it, relishes in their reactions.
Miss Black, they call her.
It’s nearly perfect. Helping alongside mother and father to secure the ministry this summer, returning to Hogwarts with an honest surname, unforgivables cast at her fingertips without repercussion.
Of course, there is still the looming prospect of Potter.
He’s been hiding from them all for far too long, lurking in the shadows despite the growing number of mudbloods father kills. Finally, they manage to locate him at Hogwarts, where boy wonder somehow convince the entire school to fight for him. How cute.
Until eventually, they find a way to lure him out.
Father calls her to the boathouse through the mark she finally bears. Her mother falls into step with her the moment she departs, Delphini is not sure if she was called but what does it matter? They’re family.
Nagini greets her with enthusiasm, dancing between her legs like a cat. She acknowledges her, of course, but only after she acknowledges Him.
He eyes her mother disapprovingly and Delphini is not at all sure what to make of that.
“We’ll have him soon, Father. I'm certain of it. He’s far too righteous to let this continue, even if it is good fun. He will come to you. ”
He hums in agreement, long fingers tracing his newfound wand.
“That he will, Delphini.”
She waits then, she and mother both, giving him the floor to impart his orders.
“You understand, Delphini, that you have proved yourself very valuable to me since my return.” She smiles gently, sharing a warm look with her mother before turning back to Him. “You’ve been right about a number of things, and dedicated beyond my expectations.” He pauses again before resuming his gentle pacing. “One can only hope that that devotion continues with my next request.”
He falls into step next to her mother, reaching forward to trace along Bellatrix jaw gently.
“I have concerns, Bella, with how this new wand may cooperate with me when it comes time to put an end to Harry Potter.” Her mother looks confused, leaning forward into his touch.
“My Lord?” He lingers a moment, appreciating her features before resuming his pacing.
With it He continues, telling them of wandlore he was able to gather from Ollivander, from Gregorovitch. Delphini’s stomach sinks with every word.
“You understand, Delphini.” He pauses, stopping directly opposite her on the other side of the small boathouse with an imploring look. “That while you live, the elder wand will never truly be mine?”
And finally she is crumbling under the weight of it all.
Tears swim in her eyes as she looks at Him without answer, finally broken. She did everything right - exactly as He had asked her to! She did it all for Him - for them! To be everything and more.. To be enough..
Though, it seems she may never be enough.
“F-father..” Her voice is broken, stubborn tears escaping from her eyes, eyes the same shade as His own. He doesn’t speak, nor does he resume his pacing.
And then there’s Bellatrix, balancing on the edge of in-between them.
Delphini is too afraid to even look at her, desperation more than evident in her mother's voice: “My Lord. Certainly, there is another way. We can take Potter as prisoner and work the rest out later! How can we trust the word of a two-timing wandmaker? No - there are more, other wandmakers throughout Europe! I will bring them to you and we can find other ways - just like we always do..My Lord.."
His eyes don’t leave Delphini's own.
“Please.”
#lol#if there's anyone out there who still follows me I hope this finds you#thanks to whoever sent this in and added enough fuel to the fire that I actually wrote for the first time in a long time#there's literally so much more that could be added to this and truly its not at all how I think things might actually go#if Delphi was Harry's age#but alas#this will do for now#delphini#delphi#harry potter#lord voldemort#bellatrix lestrange#Draco malfoy#albus dumbledore#sirius black#I wanted to add Roddy so bad but I legit would have to make this a fucking archive post if I added anymore#even this is pushing it#likely none of y'all read it in its completion given the absurd size of it#bellamort#mad eye moody#barty crouch junior#hogwarts#that's all
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LMK Story Motif
Tang: “The thing you need to understand about the old legends, is that the story is never finished. There maybe be no more pages left to turn, but there’s always more to the journey. “
(1x00 A Hero is Born)
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Tang: “It’s nice to know someone is taking in all these stories—pearls of wisdom, DRIPPING from my lips.”
(1x00 A Hero is Born)
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Mirror MK: “UGH, stop that! Listen- every time we get in trouble, we turn to Monkie King or our friends or SOMEONE. They tell us a story, and we find that smidge of motivation we need. Well! Now we’re on our own. It’s just you.”
(2x00 Revenge of the Spider Queen)
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MK: “Wait! I am worthy, definitely worthy! I’m Monkie Kid! Basically the new Monkey King—might have heard of me? You know, the next chapter? I’m totally worthy!”
(2x01 Sleep Bug)
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Totally Not Macaque (TNM): “Haha, what would you like to hear—the Hero suddenly remembered his beloved friend the Warrior? That they lived happily ever after?”
MK: “No! Nah no no no- well uh, yeah! Maybe. Um. Okay, I don’t know why I’m telling a complete stranger this but, I guess...I kind of feel like the Warrior in the story. A little. Is that dumb?
TNM: “I take that as a complement young man.”
TNM: “The tell-tale sign of a good story—that you resonate with it so personally. But I think maybe you missed the point.”
(2x07 Shadow Play)
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Macaque: “Ah MK, you really are dense, aren’t you. Haha, you saw a story about a hero who got handed everything, who didn’t have to work for anything, and you thought you were the other guy? The second the hero got real power, he couldn’t care less about his friends. That’s you bud.”
(2x07 Shadow Play)
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Tang: “Now, any chance at hope lies in the hands of a monkey, and a kid who wishes he was a monkey.”
MK: “Ugghhhh Mr. Tang! Would you quit it?
Pigsy: “You’ve been reading your diary out loud LITERALLY all day. You’re bumming everybody out!”
Tang: “Hey! It’s not a diary, I’m writing the next chapter!”
(3x01 On the Run)
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Sun Wukong (SWK): “Okay! Gather round everyone, it’s Monkey King story time!”
(3x01 On the Run)
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SWK: “Kid, why did you...?”
MK: “Uh, well yeah- I- I was trying to do you in- in the omelet story! Do the weird impulsive Monkey King thing and escape the bad guy!”
SWK: “Well, I mean- Ne Zha ain’t really a bad guy but, did you forget about the part where I got really hurt?”
(3x01 On the Run)
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(3x05 Amnesia Rules)
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(3x06 The First Ring)
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Tang: “But...compared to the great monk, I’m not so...great.”
Pigsy: “You’re pretty great to me tang. Besides, you’re story ain’t over—not yet.”
(3x12 The Corrupted King)
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Tang: “MK, from the moment you picked up the Monkey King’s staff, their stories became our stories. It’s our responsibility to write the final chapter, no matter the outcome. If we do this, we do it together.”
(3x13 Time to Be Warriors)
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Tang: “The curious thing about legends is the way we can continue to be moved by the same stories. We’re comforted by familiar tales of friendship, courage, redemption. At times, the path of the hero might seem unclear, and the stories chaotic and directionless. Sometimes it may seem as though we’ve ended back where we began, but it’s clear to see how much we’ve grown on the journey—for although the story is over, there’s always room on the shelf for another.”
(3x14 Destiny Fulfilled)
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MK: “I wasn’t really gonna slice ‘em and dice ‘em you know, I just- I just thought we looked cool and edgy! But like, what if this is the point in our heroes journey where things get a little bit...darker.”
(4x01 Familiar Tales)
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MK: “You’re telling me that I’m holding THE Journey to the West legend in my hand right now?”
Azure Lion: “That and a great many other tales I’m sure."
(4x02 New Adventures)
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MK: “Alright! Find our friends, defeat the curse, and get back to the good old fashioned story of the week!”
(4x03 The Great Tang Man)
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Tang: “L-listen you! Stop holding onto the past, it’s time to go!”
“Aah! What did I say before—earthly connections can only weight you down? Well, I don’t believe it! Your time with your family was precious, and nothing will ever take that away. The memories we make with the ones we love—they’re what lift us up! Your time here is over, but that doesn’t mean your story is finished—you’re not being cast out or pulled down, you were being lifted up!”
“The next chapter is calling you to start a new adventure, it’s time to answer the call!”
(4x03 The Great Tang Man)
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Tang: “That’s it! This Tang has had it! We’ve been through a bajillion chapters from Monkey King’s Journey to the West, and I feel like we’re no closer to finding Pigsy, Sandy, or Monkey King!””
(4x04 Pig Napped!)
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Subodhi: “A simple creature, with no past, no family, and no name. There is a reason you were at the center of these stories—a reason you can harness the power of the Monkey King himself!”
“Without question, you were not born from the stone as he was! Who or what you are, even I do not know the answer; but, of one thing I am certain, fate has plans for you—great plans, or foul? Time will tell.”
MK: “I- I can’t be! I’m just- I’m just MK!”
Subodhi: “The Monkie Kid?”
(4x06 Show Me the Monster) (Isn’t it so funny that he’s named MK? Like the initials of Monkey King? Haha. It’s so funny isn’t it? HAHAHA. YEAH. I’M HAVING A GREAT TIME. THIS IS SO FUN.)
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Curse MK: “Hey no no I get it man—you want to get back to our monster of the week adventures, get back to our simple missions with Mei, mastering all of Monkey King’s powers and delivering noodles for Pigsy. Right?”
MK: “Yeah. Yeah actually, that’s exactly what I wanna-”
Curse MK: “-But we can’t. Not after all we’ve seen. All we know and all we don’t—*sigh*, right friend?
(4x07 Pitiful Creatures)(THE HERO’S JOURNEY INTENSIFIES. MK IS NOT RETURNING WITH THAT ELIXER)
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MK: No matter what I do, it’s going to lead to pain. It’s like the Lady Bone Demon said—it doesn’t matter if I want to help people or NOT, everything I do it just- it just makes things worse!
Mei: “You’re all stuck up in your own head! None of this is your fault-”
MK: “It’s ALWAYS my fault! Ever since I picked up monkey king’s staff, I-”
(4x08 The Brotherhood)
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Ne Zha: “We should have stood and fought till the end.”
MK: “We didn’t stand a chance against them, if we'd stayed, it wouldn’t of made a difference.”
Ne Zha: “So you’re just gonna stand aside and let Azure become the new Jade Emperor!?”
MK: “There’s only one person who ever stood against the Jade Emperor and lived to tell the tale.”
(4x10 The Jade Emperor)
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Stories, Legends, and Tales.
#FUCKING DYING Y'ALL#LIKE.#THE STORY MOTIF LEGITIMATELY MAKES ME GO RABID#I needed to make this post before I wrote a meta/theory post#it's gonna be fucking GOOD Y'ALL#I'M. I'M DYING#Do you know what 4x06 does to a person. Do you even understand#lmk parallels#All of our characters are dead men and the story was over since the beginning#Our characters are living past their stories and have been doing so since the start. Now they're DOUBLY living past the end of their stoires#LIKE LADY BONE DEMON SHOULD HAVE WON. THAT'S WHAT DESTINY HAD IN STORE#YET MK DEFIED THAT DESTINY#HE IS A DESTINY DEFYING BOY. DO YOU GET IT.#THE SAMADHI FIRE SHOULD HAVE BURNED MEI. PENG AND YELLOWTUSK NEVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN FREED FROM THE SCROLL.#Every single fucking character is living past the end of their myth#lmk#lego monkie kid#monkie kid#story motif#lmk mk#lmk meme#lmk macaque#lmk tang#lmk swk#lmk sun wukong#I'm eating both of my legs! I really am!
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Thank you so much @punk-gremlin for the tag. For those who don't know how this works, you post the first and last lines of your ten most recent fics (if you have that many fics)
1. Can I guess who kissed me? Ian Hecox/Anthony Padilla (Smosh)
"Courtney was the one to bring up the idea for the first time." and "This is the happiest he’s ever been."
2. Alone doesn't suit you Ian Hecox/Anthony Padilla (Smosh)
"Ian has been stressing about today since Anthony agreed to meet." and "Anthony nods and places a kiss to Ian’s temple."
3. Sharing bed like little kids Ian Hecox/Anthony Padilla (Smosh)
"Sharing a bed with an older version of Anthony feels so odd." and "He wouldn’t want to belong to anyone else."
4. Ivy and forget-me-nots Ian Hecox/Anthony Padilla (Smosh)
"Everyone in the world is born with a little bud drawn on their inner wrist." and "Without having to think about it too much, he just does the most natural thing he could do. He kisses his soulmate."
5. Careful what you wish for Ian Hecox/Anthony Padilla (Smosh)
"Anthony gradually wakes up." and "Turns out he can get adult Anthony flustered too, after all."
6. No thoughts, head full (of cum) Eddie Clayton/Charlie Ross (Ghostmates)
"Charlie is quietly focusing on his work, doing some line art on his new tablet." and "He... has a feeling he’s going to be thinking about this experience for a long time."
7. Good girl Ian Hecox/Anthony Padilla (Smosh)
"Ian feels like he’s perfected the fifties housewife look at this point." and "He leans in and connects their lips."
8. Oh let me use you baby, I love you Ian Hecox/Anthony Padilla (Smosh)
"Anthony’s on his bed, hand in his pants, trying to picture touching his girlfriend." and "Whatever is going to happen, he knows they’ll get through it together."
9. A part of me that will never be mine Ian Hecox/Anthony Padilla (Smosh)
"There’s something familiar about this scene." and "So then, why does he desperately wish he could wake up?"
10. What if you closed your eyes Ian Hecox/Anthony Padilla (Smosh)
"It’s a quiet afternoon, Ian sits on his couch listening to Anthony recount what was going through his mind when they shot the Who Slapped Me video." and "To have Anthony like this, the way he has him now? He’d endure all that and more."
I don't know how many people I'm supposed to tag, or who to tag for the matter. I don't know who in this fandom has already done this, but I assume everyone 'cos everyone is just tagging each other lol
So I'm gonna throw in a bunch of my friends from my older fandoms!
@zeldahime @prewar-james @khazadspoon @feral-teeth @blondeforyou @commander-kiranerys
If any of you have already done this or have no interest in doing this feel free to ignore <333 ily guys
#tag game#okay this was fun but uhhh#it really felt like putting a fucking mirror to my face#mh. so that's something i wrote huh#yes i put the 'head full of cum' fic there i could have cheated and skipped it#but i'm nOT GONNA DENY THE TRUTH#i stand by that title#i feel like for some of these the first and last line are very telling lmao#my fics#self promo#ianthony#hey guys hi it's me shriggy#i know y'all don't care about this fandom#feel free to close your eyes and pretend you do not see me writing smosh rpf#in case you were wondering what i've been up to lol#thank u jace for tagging me#i could have put this on my main but to be real with you: i simply am not gonna put my rpf and incest acc on my main LMAO leave me alone
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NAPOWRIMO24 #15: Occultation
#prompt: become inspired by the stamps collected on the stampbot twitter.#so i also needed to write a poem for class that was technically overdue (i have been neglecting my academic prompts for napowrimo ones)#and this week we were assigned to write NATURE POEMS. which i was not a fan of as i am an indoors person lmao#anyway i wanted to write about the eclipse and so i scoured the stampsbot twitter til i found an eclipse stamp.#obeying the letter of the law if not the spirit... but hey killing two birds with one stone!#anyway fuck yeah everyone else wrote about the eclipse a week ago when it happened but here i am a week late w/ dunkin' :)#i don't even really like this piece but gahhh i am really not a nature poetry guy okay. and there were limits with the class prompt-#that i didn't even TELL y'all about. i was supposed to LIMIT METAPHORS. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT DID TO ME#anyway whatever it's a poem i wrote it today it counts#napowrimo 2024#napowrimo#spilled ink#poetry on tumblr#poets on tumblr#poems on tumblr#great north american eclipse#solar eclipse 2024#solar eclipse#poetry#poem#writeblr#damien.txt#img desc in alt text
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"But not everyone is ru-" Everyone is the same, darling, everything is the same. Same rude asshole, same stuff. You cannot say everyone likes those stuff when y'all start talking shit over it 💀💀😹‼️‼️💥💥 /hj /J /J
#natty rambles#wooo my trust issue and silliness is taking over me along with the sad mood xPP#I CANT FOCUS ON ANYTHING. WHY CANT I PAY ATTENTION TO MY CLASSES 😭😭‼️‼️‼️🗣🗣🔥🔥#I AM REALLY THAT AUTISTIC⁉️⁉️ WHAT IS HAPPENING😭😭‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥#“YOU ARE ALWAYS TALKING AND DRAWING THE SAME THI-” MY SPECIAL INTEREST I CHOOSE YOUUU /REF 🗣🗣🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 RAAAAH#RAAAAGHHHHH🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥‼️🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣#WHY Y'ALL GOTTA BE PISSED AT ME GRRRISHSJANAD ‼️‼️‼️🗣🗣🗣 ITS AN AUUUUUU IM ADDICTIVE TO IT 🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥💥💥⁉️⁉️⁉️#NOOO MY AUTISTIC GRAMMAR MISTAKES IS SHOWING UPPP USHAJSJS 😭😭😭😭😭‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥💥💥‼️‼️💥‼️🗣🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️#“ADDICTIVE” WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WROTE 😭😭😭😭⁉️⁉️‼️‼️💥💥
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"why dont you do art anymore? why dont you post your writing more often? why don't you talk about ocs anymore?"
bc honestly people do not care aside from a passing glance.
#murder they wrote#whats that fucking sturgill simpson song#'they all say they'll be there but in the end y'all know they won't'#and yes i know there's compounding factors as to why certain people don't share my work#but god#god damn i wish someone would protect ME for once
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so what if harrison met a guy at ANOTHER party who sees him for who he is & makes him confront his internal demons <3
The man steps forward. Harrison recoils even though no one has touched him. Some partygoers have entered the kitchen now, all congregating around the punch bowl like he had been. The bang of music from outside follows them as they chatter and the noise is like an ice pick to the brain, and Harrison wants to tell them all to leave, Harrison wants to bolt from this city, Harrison wants to be someone else’s son for a day just to see if that might fix him.
“Who shamed you?” asks the man.
Harrison inhales, aware he feels like a deer just about to be shot. He glances at the others here with them—their golf ball eyes, their pearl necklaces, then eyes the door. He can’t look at the man again. If wisdom is a weapon, Harrison’s a prey animal, so gullible, death a requirement of his life.
The man opens his mouth again.
Harrison runs.
yeah i'm awful for this <3
#harrison physically running away from his problems is a mood tho it's giving prince charmont ella enchanted 2004#WHICH REMINDS ME THAT HE COULD CANONICALLY FUCKING WATCH THAT MOVIE AND SEE HUGH DANCY AND GO SPIDER-MAN POINTING MEME#anyway I DID NOT HAVE THIS SCENE IN THE CARDS IT CAME OUTTA NOWHERE LOL#wrote 2100 words today??? WHICH IS INSANE FOR BB#he's giving BABY#WHO SHAMED YOU?????#I want y'all to know that yes this is abt his father#& abt him being outcasted in high school#BUT ALSO#about Lonan#(SUBTEXTUALLY)#think I just found the emotional core of this book and shattered it#so much for a man in “shameless excess” YIKES VEIL IS PUNCTURED BABE RUN FOR COVER#or in his case go run to another man to see if that'll fix ur problem and obviously it doesn't and then ruin ur relationship with jeremiah#thumbs up#ben affleck smoking.jpg#bodyback
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#alright y'all that's a wrap from me on the lumbo stuff but i'm so glad a version of the two novels' length of stuff i wrote back in 2017#is finally available in a very abridged condensed and revised form :) i'd talked about doing this for years and now it's finally done#consider my ass retired! now i'm gonna go watch a P&P film and pass the fuck out
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hey.
so. haven't been around for quite some time, mostly due to my health issues (the usual + muscle aches and joint pains, i'm having a great time), but also in part due to The Situation. it's hard to care about anything with everything that's been going on, it all seems so pointless and meaningless, i'm living in a completely different universe from everyone else here. wish i could be that privileged, but alas. it's also hard being around here, and on other social media platforms for that matter, and seeing the raging antisemitism and sheer hate everywhere. i haven't checked my dash in almost 2 months, haven't checked specific blogs like i used to either, and have no plans on doing so anytime soon. i know what i'll find, i don't want it.
i was gonna stay quiet like i ususally do, especially since i genuinely don't have energy for anything rn, but it's been 2 months and i've been biting my tongue and screaming and crying into my pillow daily and i just need to get some of it out before i implode. there's only so much ignorance and hate that one person can take before snapping, so. here i am.
i have so much i want to say, i've written a million posts in my mind in the past 2 months, but i'm too Tired to actually write them down, and it'll just be one big messy ramble anyway, so i'm just gonna reblog a couple of other people's posts and make do with that. just a couple, don't worry, i know these are issues most either want to avoid dealing with or the opinions shared in those posts are a complete 180 degrees from what's trendy to believe in today. but i have to share it anyway. for 2 months i've been terrified, frustrated, bitter, angry and absolutely heartbroken, but there's one thing i haven't been, and that is ashamed. i'm proud of who i am. i'm proud of my people and their spirit. you will never understand what it's been like for us, what it still is like for us, but let me just say this: they wanted to break us, they wanted to break our spirit. they failed. we've never been more united. they just made us stronger.
so i'm gonna reblog some stuff so i can get it out of my system and move on. at worst i hope you just ignore and scroll past it; at best i hope you keep an open mind and maybe for the first time read things from a different pov instead of just the one sided propaganda everyone is continuously exposed to. maybe you'll see it isn't all black and white, maybe you'll see there are nuances you're not even aware of, maybe you'll realize you've been fed a lot of misinformation, half truths and even lies over the years. maybe. if you have questions or want to have a mature and civil conversation about it, feel free to msg me and i'll try and reply when my health allows me to, i'm open to discussion. if you want to unfollow me after this, feel free to do so. i'm not gonna force my truth on anyone, but i'm also not gonna change who i am for anyone either.
and on a more personal note, i wanna say thank you again for the msgs i've received last time and haven't replied to (due to health, Situation etc), and for the ones i've gotten since (will get to those soon i hope). i do feel the need to say this tho - i did have a peek or two at my dash and on twitter earlier on and saw some things. i was in a super sensitive state at the time and it was pretty disheartening ngl. it's hard nowadays, with all the hate going on and public opinion being what it is, to know whether or not you're still welcome in these spaces, whether or not people still like you and care about you, or if you've officially become persona non grata. most days it feels like the latter tbh. i just don't know where i stand. i said i'm not gonna force myself on anyone and i'm not, so if you're still ok with me…i guess the ball's in your court? 🌻
thanks for reading. thanks for sticking around, to those who decide to do so. take care y'all. never again is now. am yisrael chai. 💙
#y'all are lucky i wrote this post and the tags on the following posts yesterday morning#bc after what was revealed yesterday and what happened this morning i'm a million times angrier and more bitter#i have never felt this magnitude of heartbreak and rage before#it was never like this before october 7 but with every day that passes i get angrier and angrier and cry more and more#every now and then i just want to set the world on fire#i cannot believe what has become of humanity. we don't deserve nice things.#and this is the mindset i have to live with in my condition??? i need positivity and light but there are barely any to be found anymore#fuck everything#anyway#it ended up being a bit more than a couple of posts bc i have a whole lot of feelings i had to get out#so if you don't wanna see anything about this you can blacklist the tag 'jumblr'#tbh i'll be lucky if i have any followers left after this lol but oh well it is what it is a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do etc etc#at least i will always have the pornbots to keep me company....<3#jumblr#personal
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Anyway listening to Inkspell audiobook now and between being horrified at Fenoglio's mafioso ass accent I'm remembering inkdeath and tbh? Roxane/Dustfinger/Resa/Mo polycule
#Meggie wondering how to break the news of her mother's infidelity to Mo when she turns the corner and sees him making out with the SAME MAN#meggie: What The Fuck Is Going On#meggie: oh my fucking god does this make farid my brother. did i date my brother. mo and Resa how could you do this to me#inkheart#brianna: my dad left for ten years then came back and died. and came back again. this time apparently as a brazen harlot.#but then she goes to snitch to Roxanne and finds her with Resa and is like ???????#brianna and Meggie bonding over their parents apparently being huge hoes#and farid is just like GREAT ITS LIKE THERES TWO MORE ROXANNES NOW >:(#look Dustfinger/resa ust is canon ok#and y'all saw how gay shit got after Mo read Dustfinger back to life. soulbound by death#and Roxanne and resa became close during inkdeath..... I'm just saying a couple grown up conversations and it's a polycule that wrote itself
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not insane as in every song is about patrick truther but insane as in every song in mania is ultimately about patrick truther
#sorry to y'all i just have to speak my truth 🙏🏾#every song in mania is a love song in pete own way & every song is ultimately about patrick#also ik i said this before but mania itself is a love song. as in patrick took all those heavy lyrics and turned them into love songs#like he really took all those words pete wrote abt the mess in his head & said this is so full of love and im gonna show it to you#and gifted him a full record of love songs. like that's actually insane to me#imagine loving someone so much you look at their worst and go im gonna show you how beautiful this is how beautiful and full of love you are#literally i closed my eyes inside of your darkness and found your glow#insane#and that's why mania is a love song#and why it fucks me up so bad#like that's their album#twin skeletons#btw im still debating if smfs is also all about patrick. for the most part probably yes but uhmmmm
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