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just for the record, i love you
Sydney. Fandom persona non grata, Midwestern menace, Good Movies Lesbian, Sweet Smell of Success Scholar, collector of shitty old gay bitches, and Alex Benedict apologist. I've forgotten more about movies than you'll ever remember. If you get weird on my posts you'll be blocked.
"you're not jesus you're the devil tempting good people in the desert"
"you just have great old lesbian vibes i guess"
"you single-handedly made columbo gay"
"her aesthetic is i'm gay and i'm old don't fuck with me"
"the rate at which sydney gets good ideas would kill a regular human being"
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only a few pages into this book and loving it so much but it’s so old it’s still talking about chantal akerman as if she were alive :(
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norma shearer making the divorcee in 1930 and then a free soul AND private lives in 1931…. three of the hottest pre-codes….. a big win for the lesbians
#if she needs a hot young dyke to take care of her in her later years#i will time travel to 1942 right fucking now norma i can probably teach your kids to ski or some shit
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NORMA SHEARER in
THE DIVORCEE (1930) dir. Robert Z. Leonard
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ASTEROID CITY + f a c e l e s s
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a good but annoying sign of my large heart is how easy email campaigns work on me. eddie mbfe emailed me like hey bestie donate to the film noir foundation and i was like here you go beautiful don’t spend it all in one place 😌
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Trevor Howard enjoying the buffet table during the Berlin Film Festival in 1957
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CARNIVAL OF SOULS
1962, dir. Herk Harvey
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Ensemble, 1900 - 1901
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me when the movie is about the power that art has over all of us, the space it grants us to process and deal with life’s difficult moments, the catharsis and community it brings to those of us who trust in it to hold us
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me: i probably will take it easy on the traveling this month
local chicago rep theatre: hey bitch we’re showing liz and monty films on FILM come and buy tickets you fucking idiot 😈
#i will die from horniness#virginia woolf on film? FHTE on FILM??????#a place in the sun on film??????? the MISFITS?????
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can they start casting jonathan bailey in projects that i actually want to see. asking for a friend
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the old people in line at this film fest screening kept talking about the taste of things and when one of the women was like “who do you think did all those dishes?” i could not help but deadpan, “the women, obviously”
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Sharon Tate on the set of Valley of the Dolls
Photo: Curt Gunther, 1967
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