i <3 menial tasks. for srs.

Um I don't know. I don't know

Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

jim henson, frank oz & don sahlin showing off how to make various characters with a “whatnot/anything” muppet, 1969

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

mëëpinge softlé as im completinge task upon task this fine caturday !

this is so random but Marnie should dump Lewis and get together with Birdie the pirates widow on Ginger Island. I just feel it in my bones.

hope is a skill

happy 420 and day i reserve a spot in hell

idk if I've mentioned it before, but heads up nursing students. If you are about to perform a colonoscopy and you think you recognize the patient. no you don't. because from personal experience the last thing someone wants to hear when a bunch of strangers are about to spread their cheeks and look up their ass is that you personally know and remember them from school.

just FYI

Seldom have I felt such true hatred and rage than I have felt and still feel towards those two coworkers who fucked me out of that promotion and ruined that job for me. It's been like a month since I quit and I still daydream about slapping them in the fucking mouths. I hope they both are miserable and fail at all their endeavors. Petty but true.

Samuel McRobotDick or whatever his name is: we perfected hell energy, it's safe, you can't destroy it!

The ghosts of the 61,488 is employees who literally JUST fucking died:

HeLL EnErGy iS sAfE, wE'Ve "PeRfEcTeD" iT