sleeper agent but when u say their activation phrase they immediately fall asleep

Wille can now pursue his real dream of becoming famous pop star Simon Eriksson's trophy husband

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spinal implant mercy and reattached arm moira headcanon!! and an excuse to post boobas

@jegulus-microfic // january 5 // prompt: withdrawal // words: 293

Regulus blinks at the little clock on his bedside table. The digits blink back at him.

3:22.

His eyes burn a little with the effort. It’s quiet save for the sound of his breathing and James’ voice spilling from the phone wedged between the pillow and his ear.

Regulus isn’t even really listening to the words, just letting the rumble of James’ voice wash over him. He realizes he’s been silent for a moment too long when James gently calls out his name, probably wondering if he’s asleep.

“I miss you,” Regulus slurs. “I think I’m going through withdrawal.”

“Uhu, sure,” James replies, sounding more awake than Regulus. It’s only 10:22 for him, after all. Half the world away and he took Regulus’ heart right with him. “Tell me more about that.”

“Feeling dizzy. Palms are sweaty. Knees weak.”

“Mom’s spaghetti?” James asks, laughter in his voice.

Regulus rolls over. Flops onto his back. The bed feels too big when he’s alone. He would never tell James, but he’s taken to sleeping in his shirts and on his side, where his scent lingers.

It’s also why Regulus likes calling so late at night. He can fall asleep with James’ voice in his ear and if he pretends hard enough, he can almost make himself believe that James never left.

James would drop everything and get on the first flight back if he knew. Luckily, Regulus has always been good at keeping secrets.

“You’re so fucking annoying, did you know that?” Regulus tells him. He tries for scathing, but he is so tired. Eyes drooping and staying closed for a beat too long, which is why the last thing he remembers hearing before finally falling asleep is:

“Maybe so. But you miss me anyways.”

How I often find Francis when I come home from work.

Me when I have crazy sex with my assistant in the woods or something idk I didn’t see the play

I hate being autistic about sketchbooks because on one hand the cheap ones get the job done but on the other hand if I touch a Bad Paper I will turn into The Joker

They were throwing legit vampire money

Abbi and D'Arcy talking about being romantic interests while also having a 15yo friendship and how it made it easier 🥺 "It almost felt like we were one"

Not me wishing to be Makarov 😭😭

A daycare that also does overnight boarding so an owner can drop off their puppy when they decide to go out of town. Unfortunately the puppy becomes a sort of favorite among the more rambunctious pets. The puppy gets mounted by multiple of the day visitors, and come night time the puppy has to share a kennel with one of the bigger mutts who’s also in overnight boarding. The mutt also gets a little possessive of his kennel-mate and seeks to make up for all the conflicting smells and cum sticking the puppy’s thighs by mounting them for a few hours. All the kennels around them can hear the mutt reclaim him favorite toy and see the little puppy’s already bloated tummy get rounder as the loads come. The kennel workers know they shouldn’t subject the puppy to this, but honestly the mutts owner tips pretty well and he would do this with whoever he shared his kennel with. Also they noticed after a few days the puppy accept this living arrangement, setting its front into their pillows, arching their back, shifting their knees apart whimpering in anticipation. When the owner finally comes back for his puppy and notices how many bite marks are on their back and their little tummy distended he asks the kennel workers how they let this happen. Without looking up from their phone they just shrug and say it’s just part of being a puppy.

I think a little pup would appreciate having a daycare mate 🥺.

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