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The spn brainrot is too real - I actually had a dream about sam last night
#spn brainrot#personal#i woke up confused#he was just in my dream#like i didn't talk to him or anything but he was standing there
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I'm happy to share that power is back and we're no longer playing frosty the snowman inside our house!
I'm also happy to share this weird dream I had about the third season of Warrior Nun and how Jillian decided to keep going head first into unethical questionable experimentations, this time, to help the OCS defeat the next threat.
It absolutely was something à la Jurassic park. She had built a new place for her experimentations looking a lot like the Gherkin but with a glassed transparent roof on the top. You had to take an elevator to go to the last floor and except from the labs undergrounds, it was actually the only floor you could access.
Jillian was taking Lilith there to show her what she had created and to warn her not to mess with her or the OCS ever again (does she know she killed her son? unclear in this dream).
Jillian clapped her hands and a giant whale's tail appeared (but the whale didn't) and created a freaking hurricane (a small one but still) directed to Lilith. Jillian clapped her hands again and the tail disappeared. Instead, a T-Rex appeared. Yes. A T-Rex. It had red eyes and a very nice jaw. She clapped her hands again and a Megalodon emerged from the water.
By the end of the dream, the meg had eaten two persons and the T-Rex was running loose in the city.
My point is, don't let Jillian play with fossils.
#jillian salvius#warrior nun#I woke up confused#and then watched a shark movie because I love this#Reya has an army of Tarasks can Jillian have an army of T-Rexes in the season 3 we're definitely getting?
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Oh I get what Tumblr is doing. Each day is dedicated to marketing one character. Yesterday was Luffy, today is Zoro.
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I fell asleep watching monster factory as i guess i so often do but it like fucked with my dreams and i dreamed it was kakashi who was doing it? So it was kakashi yelling things like "i think dogs should vote" and just x_x
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You’re telling me. That after the absolute insanity that was D&D last night. I have to leave my silly escapism world. And go back to school. And work. Like a normal human being?
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i had a dream i was married to dr grace augustine and we had like 4 children and one of them was logan lerman in his percy jackson era 😭😭😭😭 wtf how did my brain come up with this
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I just had the weirdest dream
My least favourite teacher forced me and my class to take part in a play about vampires and garden gnomes.
I was forced to play the role of the Mom Vampire and I had some lines at the beginning and at the end. The play was about the birthday of the gnomes and i was their mom??? At the end of the play i forgot my line and i panicked and asked some of the gnomes and i realised that my final line was:
"Have a salty night"
#then I've met the guy that i liked in the past and i wanted to pass near him#he decided to come to me and i wanted to walk normally but he bumped into me#i was shocked but walked away normally and then he started running towards me#and he tickled my neck and laughed#i woke up confused#dream#vampire#vampire mom#gmom#gnomes#gnom#weird#weird dreams#confusing#play#school
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okay i will admit i enjoyed these three in the like. one scene they were actually all on screen together.
sofia voice shut up and get the fuck out goncharov, i’m gonna fuck your wife now.
#'sofia played an objectively small part in the film' SHE PLAYED AN OBJECTIVELY LARGE PART IN MY HEART.#i was going to make a post earlier today being like if i make goncharov fanart will you guys be mad at me but then i was like. oh well :)#goncharov (1973)#goncharov#katya goncharov#myart#unreality#okay goncharov spoilers -->#this is so funny to me. i woke up this morning and genuinely had a second wehere i was like. did people find out the shoe movie was#like. real??? or something??? but i like that we're just doing a collective hallucination instead it's fun.#it made me excited to draw something for a nonexistent movie.#irregardless though.#i tagged the original goncharov post also with 'goncharov' (i cant believe how many times ive typed that word lmao)#so if anyone is confused/wants to see the origin of the meme it's there. fake movie.#people are making stuff up about it but posting like it's real.
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calling it right now that season 3 starts like this
#so confused about people saying the season finale feels like the end because to me it didn't at all#there's like 5-10 issues immediately set up for another season#they're in a happy place at this point because they've both realized their love is bigger than anything else#and makes it worth working on their problems together#the problems are still very much there#both of them have deep self esteem/self loathing issues that haven't been resolved in the week since ed woke up#ed doesn't know about stede's trauma#they haven't talked through anything#and they'll be shit at starting/running an inn lmao it's not gonna go well#and those are just some of the internal issues#then there's prince ricky and all the authorities that would very much like to get their hands on both blackbeard and stede bonnet#because stede just full-on kept using his government name after faking his death. nice one#the crew are not “gone” they're more like off to college for a bit but will probably run into trouble immediately#again because while they escaped to the ship they didn't eliminate the threat (the british empire)#it's not a forever goodbye#ok this got super long already anyway i have a whole fic marinading in my brain until i've finished these 4 wips i'm in the middle of ✌️#hope we get a renewal soon because i want to see the rest of their story!!#ofmd s2 spoilers#ofmd s2#ofmd#our flag means death
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Danny covered his nose with his hand. Where ever he landed smelled absolutely foul, like rotten fruit and burning tires mixed with chem lab.
"Remind me to bring a face mask the next time I explore the Infinite Realms." He muttered, before kicking a soda can down the alley he was in and being repulsed by the squelch sound it made when it came into contact with a very questionable looking puddle, "Better yet, a gas mask." He glanced at the puddle again, "Or I could go full Hazmat." Clockwork had told him this world was full of superheros and villians and to steer clear of it, but once he learned there were aliens in this world he couldn't help himself. Danny had always been weak to his curiosity, but he liked to believe he was cautious, and chose to stay in his Phantom for for added protection.
Turning on his heel he exited onto a deserted street lined on one side by a chain-link fence. The sky above him was filled with clouds so ominous and dark that Danny honestly couldn't tell you if it was night or day, all he knew was that it was going to rain soon and hopefully these awful smells would be drowned out by the downpour.
Danny got his wish only minutes later. Thankfully Phantom was unbothered by the cold and could just bask in the rain as it fell apon him. A lesser known fact about ghosts is that thier clothes are made from thier ectoplasm and are part of thier bodies, much like a second layer of skin, so one would be able to feel things on thier clothes as easily as they would with thier bare skin. The level of sensitivity varies with the type of clothing however. All this to say Danny loved the feeling of the rivulets of rainwater traveling down his ghostly hazmat suit.
He was so preoccupied with enjoying the sensation that he didn't notice anything was wrong until he was jolted forward from the weight of someone landing on his back. The person was quick and precise, taking no time at all to have his wrists pinned behind his back and- weirdly enough- thier teeth digging into the material around his neck.
His parents designed the Hazmat suit Danny was wearing not only to deal with dangerous chemicals, but to fight supernatural foes. The area around the neck was reinforced with the intention of protecting against fatal gunshots and decapitations so naturally someone's jaw wasn't going to be enough to break through to his neck.
Danny let out a laugh as the person kept chewing on his neck like a confused puppy. Oh, Danny thought, they've gone feral. It was odd for someone to go feral but it could occur when a person has gone through something traumatic recently or through extreme stress. It made sense since the person ridding piggy back on him was dressed like a superhero. Danny wondered if that was why the person didn't have a scent. Danny learns facepalmed when he remembered that scentblockers existed and not everyone's scent dramatically changed whenever they went out as a hero. The scent change was probably one of the few things that have kept him alive up to this point to be honest.
"So, I guess you're not going to tell me why you're chewing on my neck like the worlds most pathetic vampire, are you?" No one deserves that title more than the fruitloop to be honest. He made a mental note to use that one against Vlad the next time he saw him.
Chewy whined at this, seeming to slump a bit from the apparent failure to bite him. What was that about? Was this actually a vampire? How would a vampire even react to Dannys ecto-blood combo meal anyway? Would it be like food poisoning? Or would it taste amazing from one undead to another. "I'm not exactly human, are you sure you wanna bite me? I might not taste so good." Danny warned, but the moment he mentioned letting the person bite him they were eager again.
Danny chuckled and unzipped the material only a bit before it was loose enough to move out of the way. The vampires bite came with a sharp pain like he expected but there was no suction. No drinking of blood. Just some weirdo biting Danny on the neck. Huh.
Danny hoped he didn't get rabies from this.
He must have accidentally said that out loud as there was a small laugh from the rooftops above them. There stood another person in a superhero outfit with some really tall dude dressed as a giant bat, and that was when Danny decided to bail. It was one thing to let a maybe vampire bite you in a random street in the middle of the night but more of them? And ones a big scary furry? Hard pass.
Phantom did as Phantoms do and went invisible and intangible, escaping from Biteys jaws and startling the heros. He ignored the distressed whine Munchy let out after loosing their spookyest chew toy and quickly rubbed the scent gland near dannys jaw on the top of thier head as an act of comfort before bolting.
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Danny poked at the bite mark on his neck. Screw rabies, he better not get turned into a werewolf. He didn't need that on top of his ghostly crap. Sam seemed fascinated by the mark, after all, it wasn't every day that Danny got a scar, especially one so obvious. Most injuries heal quickly and leave no trace of him ever being injured in the first place which helped a lot in keeping his secret identity.
Luckily Danny hadn't needed to lie to mom and dad. He truthfully told them about some wierdo jumping off of a nearby rooftop and plunging thier teeth into his neck and that two other people had tried to corner him during this. He assured his mom that he had gotten away quickly but was a little shaken by it and his dad praised him for being brave and managing to escape.
That was nice. But he still had to figure out what was up with this bite...and why he felt so compelled to go back to that city.
Back to that hero.
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Aka an A/B/O au where in Danny's universe all the Alphas are extinct and the betas followed soon after and the DC universe all the Omegas went extinct and betas followed after . Not like a "they finally went extinct in the 1700s after centuries of thier numbers dwindling" thing and became a myth/fairytale (tho I like that too) but a "this might be the missing link between cave men and modern humans" kinda thing.
Its up to you which bat bit Danny and exactly what that means. I love abo aus without smut cause there's so much potential for chaos and I am very much ace.
#dp x dc#fanfiction prompts#prompts#abo#everyone is confused and no one has answers#i would however like some slowburn romance#whichever bat you choose is going to get teased forever for running up to some random meta and biting the crap outta them#i tricked yall into reading an abo prompt didnt i?#i slept little over an hour last night so i woke up choosing violence#its been a very bad day#the store didnt have a lot of the stuff i needed to buy and on the walk home i saw an older kitten that looked kinda like my cat get hit#the car didnt even stop. poor thing got hit by the next car too and i just stared and it started raining like a freaking movie moment#tw: animal death#tw for the tags#so i got new trauma today#gonna make that everyone elses problem#a/b/o dynamics#kinda#just wanted to add the tag incase yall have it filtered
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this came to me in a dream
#:3#tf2#i love tf2#team fortress 2#team fortress fanart#tf2 soldier#tf2 sniper#i woke up crying and laughing rememebering this#team fortress two#tf2 fanart#snipers a stoner can we all agree#soldier is a little confused but he got the spirit
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN CXS SNAPPED OUT OF MIND CONTROL BECAUSE HIS DAMN BOYFRIEND JUST JUMPED ON TOP OF HIM OUT OF NOWHERE ???? HELLO????
#link click#shiguang dailiren#shiguang#link click spoilers#lu guang#cheng xiaoshi#I SAW THIS THE SECOND I WOKE UP i haven't even watched the episode TT#the sparkly eyes i cant do this#lu guang what happened to the falling intestines#he's still in the cat pjs i can't breathe#even ltx just looks so damn confused
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#fallen london#sunless sea#saw a bit of confusion about some sequencer things and i knew with sudden and horrid clarity what i must do#experienced ego death in the process of making this and woke up in 2012 tumblr#[high terror music starts playing]
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The brain-rot is terminal please help
#I'm literally dying lmao#(I give up on using the word literally properly)#Coffee's scribbles#basil#Basil omori#Omori#Sillyposting#He's just a little guy#I feel like his RW version fits more but... Well um. Too late?#Fun fact: I fell asleep while drawing this. I was really confused when I woke up. So there's that I guess.#Um... Is there anything else I can tag this as...? I'm still too sleepy for this...
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FINAL ROUND!!
This is the finals where you will have to vote your favorite rpg romance for female characters. Wyll Ravengard won the other side against Garrus, and here we have a battle of the Baldur's Gate 3!
On one side we have Lae'zel, young arrogant warrior being thrown in a war bigger than herself, she is harsh, and also incredibly supportive, she is there to save YOUR life, but at the end of the day she will have to learn horrible truths about her people and she will learn to love the new world around her and to see beauty and gentleness in it.
On the other we have Karlach, barbarian of the hells, an optimistic enthusiastic tiefling who has been forced to fight in a war against her own will and is now finally free for the first time in ten years. She lives on a timeline, and she is trying to enjoy life to the fullest because of the engine installed in her chest. Her romance is quite unique as she cannot touch the player (for a bit of it)!
Both characters can be romanced by any gender and any player character!
#karlach#lae'zel#baldur's gate 3#sorry i could not make the collage i just woke up from a six hours or five hours nap i am so confused#bg3#tournament of rpg female romances
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man it's him the man
#fkn hate this guy (giggles n kicks my feet whenever he appears) god i cant stand him#but actually he can go fuck off#just roll with it#jrwi riptide#niklaus hendrix#my art#im in too deep in this hyperfixation its like so bad i had dreams from separate nights abt it that were connected#it was like a continuation it was so weird fnc kissed for a second time is all that happened really#ok cus first one was that happening in an ep n then i woke up confused n then next night i had a dream i was sitting watching an ep n the e#ents from that previous dream just played out n i was like “what the fuck it was real”#but it wasnt real at all it was just my subconscious pranking me#anywayfs d oyou like the sparkles in the full moon for forf orofor the trio :) i cant rn im so destroyed uhm uhuh uhhhhgng
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