Carina *can't stop touching my wife* DeLuca

and happy one year anniversary of making gifs of maya and carina to me.

It's episode 2 and Akk is flirting with the only way he knows: indirectly.

I started whb recently and frankly I’m glad I found blogs like yours that focus on headcanons, lore and writing. This sounds dumb but I find the actual WHB MC from the game really unrelateable but I think it’s not because they’re a blank slate(which would be better in this case), but they’re just two things: Solomon descendent and 24/7 horny. Nothing else, no sense of self or decision in anything. It feels railroady with zero choice in dialogue.

Like we’ll use Raphael’s first story because that was available for preview: I personally wouldn’t be happy that Beel gave us very….interesting items as a gift. The game makes you elated to have them but like that isn’t my cup of tea yknow? I mean that section would have been perfect for a dialogue choice to show that you love it or are weirded out, which could make the story interesting because you end up using them on Raph so it’s like, better use of the present sort of scenario. I get this is a h-oriented game but not everyone is into certain things, or hypersexual and that’s where I feel the story falls flat and I just ignore the mc and pay attention to everything else. I hope that makes sense.

Hi anon, welcome welcome!! I hope you find everything you need with the blogs you interact with, including my own because believe it or not I understand what you mean here about the MC. I rarely run into MCs that are relatable, and when I do it's such a breath of fresh air. In this case, this is why I made my own because the MC for WHB is just...phew idk they disappoint me sometimes and then the 'choices' we get in the game are barely there. In the exmaple you provided, I literally made this reaction when I found out he gave that to MC

because like Beel, honey...did you even check to see if MC even likes anal beads? Or even wanted a sexy outfit when everyone else got like wholesome gifts that matched their interests? But...Beel is Beel and I'm sure that's why Bael is always stressed out in the first place lol. Back to your point though, MC just brushes it off and made the best of it, which fine, but I would of liked to see the option of rejecting the gift because I really wanna see how the Kings react when you tell them 'no' and who actually respects boundaries. Just like I got excited when MC showed a bit of backbone with Satan telling him "he's done worse" when he got all pissy at them for interrupting him without meaning to. But they backed down at the end and I was like NO KEEP THE ENERGY TELL HIM ABOUT HIMSELF. I would. I know what's happening later for being mouthy, but still he's gonna hear it. I think I'd like MC more if they were like "I'm literally only doing this because I wanted my friend back alive, so I'm not just gonna roll over because you're demons." and then use the fact that their the descendant as further proof that no one else can do this or break the bonds but me, so ya'll act up if you want to I've got time. You know? I went on a ramble anon, sorry but I totally get it.

i have so much love and respect for the self shippers who have 57 different f/o’s like you guys are so valid and real but i love having that one character that is just everything i love and want in a person and even if they’re not real they still exist and i can watch them forever and it’s like they were made for me

Wise girl and Seaweed Brain

Need that tongue up my clit yup that's all that's the ask you're welcome

no FRRRRR

ovulation is getting to the best of me... something about these big, wolf men are driving me crazy.. :<

having the worst worst brainrot about petty cat thief in fontaine!!! of course as sleek ’n sneaky as cat reader likes to be, it’s always so much more fun letting yourself get caught by the fortress administrator. acting up as much as this... ’ts not your fault! wriothesley’s just so nice ’n calm all the time. always been so lenient with you, even when you’re acting like a brat... and he just keeps to himself all the time :( so you just had to find a way to get him mad, get him riled up, ’n his attention solely on you! a few stolen jewels in ur pocket.. run a few loops round the streets.. ’n you’re soon to find yourself pressed up against the cold bricks of an alleyway wall.

oh my gosh, and he’s so so angry!!! the one time he’s buried and busied with work, ’n you just can’t be patient? maybe he’s been spoiling you too much. you can take a punishment, right? the alley’s wall is so cold against ur skin, but all your dumbed out mind can focus on is mr wriothesley pounding into you from behind!!! >_< ’n he’s being sooo rough too. all of your needy cries and blissed out moans (so loud you’re certain all of fontaine can hear its echos) are being ignored because you should’ve known better than to tick him off! his hands are so big too, scarred, having to cover up your drooling mouth to keep you somewhat quiet despite it being no use. ’nd the other is tugging at your kitty tail so roughly its making u whine, to keep your hips raised for him. he’s so so mean, making you promise to behave from now on. making you cry out “won’t steal again sir!” ... “ ’m promise!” between sobbed mewls. teehee!

this is my curse for dropping genshin mid-way sumeru.. ’m expecting this to be ooc ^^' but a girl can’t resist being bratty for a scary looking man. may have also wildly realised that i may have a thing for power play... uh oh — 🍓

and and what about stealing again after you promised you wouldn’t and he catches you but you’re smarter this time so you run off to neuvilette’s place to hide thinking he would protect you! little did you know they’re working together and wrio’s already there waiting for you with an angry smirk on his face 😵‍💫 you’re in so much trouble now!!!!!

welcome to night vale progress: episode 16, the phone call

hearing Cecil go shit crazy over Carlos calling him is truly the best gay representation ever

I don't understand why people are gaslighting Kate by defending that his husband isn't a cheater when there's literally a photographic evidence of him being such? How could anybody easily forget the scandal he had in 2017? The dad dancing in Verbier, Switzerland? When he was literally photographed grabbing a woman by her waist? This is probably the reason why William prefers doing solo trips abroad.

I feel so sad for Kate who has to put up with her cheating husband just because of the children.

This should not come as a surprise to everyone, cheating runs through William's blood. His father's a cheater, his mother's a cheater. I hope his children won't end up like him.

https://x.com/byemilyandrews/status/842293676172840960?s=46

OH MY GOSH!!! I didn’t know this! I’m so heartbroken 💔😟🍆😾😬😠😡🤬💥💥🫣😫😩😔😥😳🫥😞😖😢🥲

People are tearing the new f/turama episode to SHREDS

Kit Connor x reader this, kit connor x reader that. where’s the Sebastian Croft x reader content at though???????☹️

me, not knowing shit about daredevil or having watched the show on neflix: why the hell is everyone so obsessed with this dude

me, watching ep 8 of she-hulk: ooOoOHhhHh

honestly i’m a multi-shipper but Kyman has a chokehold on me right now so if that’s not your thing u don’t have to stay here

now i have itzy stuck in my head as some divine punishment for disrespecting them ok theyre ok like theyre fine! i do not dislike them or their music or dancey dance i think theyre ok theyre fine! and i like the born to be dance move. also i thought there was five of them

I sort of understand where Tinn's mom is coming from :( I remember when I came out to my parents, my mom and dad were so so worried about me being discriminated by others to the point of crying. And I was kind of mad because I just wanted them to understand I would be happier by being out, but I was also mostly surrounded by supportive people and other lgbt+ friends, so when the time came when someone was homophobic towards me I understood their worries (and they also understood my feelings and fortunately they were always supportive.)

I may not get it entirely, but I do understand that Tinn's parents love him, and being a parent must be hard because you only want good things for your children, but it's impossible to protect them all the time and you also make mistakes along the way because of it.