#i think second cousins?
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does tumblr know Gerard Way is Joe Rogan's cousin?
#i think second cousins?#and this is not to be like cancel gerard bc his cousin is....well....yk joe rogan#its just....such a weird fact#my chemical romance#mcr#gerard way#joe rogan#mikey way#...💌
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#ROTTMNT#TMNT#TMNT MM#mutant mayhem#raphael#leonardo#tmnt crossover#turtle cousins au#rhinociart#the second shitpost turning out way better than the first........ at least the warmup is working#I think I'm starting to love the MM boys just by virtue of shitposting#played myself again#save rottmnt#unpause rottmnt
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I do love Celebrimbor takes where post-death/rebirth he actually has very little to say to his family until they show some signs of remorse or personal growth from the atrocities they committed in Middle-earth.
#let him be angry!!#he left for a reason!!#and I don't think he wants comfort from a guy (MAEDHROS) who slaughtered an entire culture and killed and kidnapped children#if he's going to anyone for comfort it's cousins and other extended family#he left Curufin and Celegorm before the Second Kinslaying was even on the horizon because he couldn't defend them anymore#I cannot IMAGINE the horror of learning from a distance of the things they did after that#I honestly cannot imagine he is very interested in having a relationship with his father/uncles after this#at least not without some SERIOUS repenting on their parts#rambling#celebrimbor
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my heart and soul for Jenny to crash into Rose Noble at some point and be like "oh hey! I'm your older sister!!" and Rose to be like WH-
#doctor who#rose noble#jenny noble#to me#jenny's like yeah the guy you're calling your uncle is my dad!#so technically i guess im your cousin in that sense BUT#im a clone so Donna is basically my mum and since you're what like 25% the doctor-#rose: im what#jenny: -i think sister would be a more apt term#rose: i don't-#Jenny: we also have a younger/older brother but he's in an alternate universe so we probably won't see him#also jenny looking at shaun: fuck yeah.#second dad
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#hades#hades game#hades supergiant#zagreus#idk how to tag#it could be hermes tho... hermes gifting his favoured cousin a cute shake#also i think hypnos would try to taste the second hand shake in zag's mouth
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I’m collecting Nicholas Braun’s prophetic tomgreg moments in his other movies like infinity stones
#the first one got me good#like huh????#husband falls in love with his wife cousin#you’re the cousin nick#i think everyone knows about gay ass greg#the first movie is prom#hated it#second is date and switch#succession#greg hirsch#tom wambsgans#tomgreg#tomgreg prophecy#cinema#mine
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Finally posting my forbidden locked tomb thoughts
#idk what they've got going on whether it's romantic or platonic or some unholy hybrid or anything else in between#all i know is they set my brain on fire#they're the least fucked-up people in these books and they're still pretty fucked-up the bar is just on the floor#people pearl-clutching over second cousins need to take a second to reexamine the internet at large though lol#also the tridentarii are literally right there lmao#if you want to blame someone blame John for the sixth house being tiny lmao#no ill will towards anyone i just think some of y'all need to grow up a bit lol it's literally fiction#the locked tomb#palamedes sextus#camilla hect
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Mirri!! He’s such a sweet boy.
#dogblr#petblr#dog#sighthound#borzoi#mirrak#he’s also a margo first cousin#and a Krampus cousin too actually#Margo fist cousin Krampus second cousin I think#but he’s a kram cousin on his mom’s side who is not related to margo more than in the distant way most borzoi are related to each other
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Yara, who do you think is stronger, Sanji or Zoro? Who would win if they fought each other?
"...Sanji definitely did not entice me with food to say that, either."
Ask Yara (or any of my OCs) anything!
#oc: bravada yara#ask yara#my ocs#my art#asked and answered#yara and zoro are family so that's why she gives him a hard time lol#(which definitely does not have to do with her being bitter everyone keeps comparing him to her grandfather. nope not at all lol)#they're also rivals#because zoro started off his swordsman career with his primary rival being a girl#so i think it's fitting if his greatest rival as an adult is a woman#who also happens to be dracule mihawk's daughter#and his second cousin on the shimotsuki side descended from the same line of powerful samurai#also sanji feeds yara so she likes him lol#plus sanji reminds her of thatch a bit and she really misses thatch
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lizzie get two wolves 👍
#strato.txt#oil painting#wip#im worried ive unbalanced the composition w the second one on the right tho... its so much closer to the edge#ugh whatever. aunt lizzie is the focus here#i wish i knew what she actually looked like this is just cobbled together from general features of my family#solid build... dark curly hair... bigass ears. she could be one of my cousins. she could be me#ok rq im gonna lay out the story in the tags for anyone who hasnt seen the previous lizzie art#my great-something aunt lizzie was disabled and couldnt walk very well and she died young#she wanted to see the second floor of the farm house real bad but no one ever carried her up there and she died before seeing it#they buried her in a long white dress somewhere down at the creek. we dont know where her graves lost unfortunately#the night she was buried something wearing a white dress walked into the house and up the stairs and disappeared#and sometimes you can hear her down around the creek screaming#somewhere along the line wolves got mixed into the imagery for me#my uncle told me a story about another 'white thing' that was wolfish and would jump on cars#so i just assumed lizzie was a werewolf my whole life#anyways. i think her staying after she died was a manifestation of her desire for autonomy. maybe#maybe if shed had modern accommodations she wouldnt have felt the need to stick around. or maybe she would have idk#either way i think death afforded her control over her own desires in a way she hadnt experienced before#and i think thats why she still hangs around the creek#i hope she would like this. maybe ill take it down there and leave it out for a night when its finished so she can see
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The only context you get for this is my uncle once forgot my grandma in his Tesla at an Olive Garden family dinner
#rambles#text snapshot#a family dinner at an Olive Garden to be clear it’s not a family diner#i just realized this is the second post#of me and my cousin joking about our grandma#anyways my uncle will never live this down in my heart it was so funny#him my aunt and other cousin were all in the Tesla and just left#and my grandma#didn’t know how to open the DOOR#there was like 8 people there we were WAITING FOR HER WE THOUGHT SHE WAS IN THE BATHROOM#SHE WAS TRAPPED IN A PARKED TESLA ITS SO FUNNY#to be clear she like got out after maybe 5-7 minutes? it was a little while but yeah#i think she texted my uncle? or she figured it out one of the two#anyways gnight I love my family#personal I suppose#shitpost#olive garden
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Handing a tiny to someone who seems like they’ll be gentle holding them, and they are for the most part, but then five seconds later they chuck the tiny out the window
#inspired by the fact i brought a couple plushies w me on my trip to nyc and yesterday my little cousin seemed fascinated by the one i#brought around w me throughout the day. so i let him hold her#stared at her for five seconds as his dad was buckling him in his car seat before chucking her out of the car#(she is safe w me now and its honestly rlly funny thinking abt it jddhdhdhdhdhhd)#alex says stuff#alex's thoughts#g/t#giant/tiny
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Hey, in your The Rogers Family AU, does Ken, Barbie’s boyfriend, get a Doo of his own? He has been dating Barbie for 43 years, according to Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse. He must have a Doo, or else they would have broken up by now. Also, why haven’t you mentioned Barbie’s sisters: Skipper, Stacie and Chelsea?
Yep, Ken does have a Doo. Hudson Doo.
Hudson and Ken met in one of the many Annual Rogers Meetings, the second one Ken went actually. Hudson is another case of "Non Great Dane Doo" like Taffy. He was adopted by Tiffany Doo when Skipper was 10 and Stacie was 1
Tiffany, as you may know, is bonded to Grandma Roberts, Joanne Roberts nee Rogers.
Most of the Doo's from the Roberts clan are all related, by blood or magical dog adoption, to Tiffany Doo, a Golden Retriever that was magically dog adopted by Penelope Doo, a Great Dane from the main Doo line once bonded to Matilda II Rogers, Shaggy's Great Grandmother and Joanne's Mother.
Later Joanne would marry Bernard Roberts (May he rest in peace) and had a son named George, who would later marry Margaret and have 4 daughters: Barbie, Skipper, Stacie and Chelsea.
As per Barbie & Her Sisters in The Great Puppy Adventure the Doos each girl has is:
Barbie: Taffy Doo
Skipper: DJ Doo
Stacie: Rookie Doo
Chelsea: Honey Doo
I haven't mentioned the girls before because I'm still ironing out the Rogers Family!AU and was giving a bigger focus to the main line of the Rogers Clan. Since Barbie and her sisters are Shaggy's second cousins, my mind focused on Barbie as the one Shaggy would talk the most since they are closer in age.
#scooby gang#gih answers#barbie roberts#barbie rogers#skipper roberts#stacie roberts#chelsea roberts#the rogers family!au#taffy doo#dj doo#rookie doo#honey doo#i want you to know#that i came up with half of this on the fly right now#i have the barbie wiki open right now as we speak#and also the rogers family tree is right there in another tab#why you have so many uncles Shaggy?????#Barbie became Shaggy's second cousin just some seconds ago#you made me think about family trees and how they work good job#this family is getting too damn big#AND THEN Shaggy will marry Daphne in the polycule marriage of the century and the FUCKING VAN GHOULS WILL ENTER THIS MESS OF A TREE#why did you adopt Daphne Vincent WHY???#i mean i know why I wrote it that way but i was not expecting the CONSEQUENCES#i feel like those poor monks who had to archive centuries of information and royal lineage#so 👏 many 👏 people 👏
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re-reading the second arc and feeling physical pain every time leafpool looks at squirrelflight going; "I'm a medicine cat, i can mend bones and mix poultices but i can never understand the heart and love of another." and anytime squirrelflight is hurt by brambleclaw she just keeps going; "I wish i could help her and understand her pain." and i...
#also reading the second arc. i forget brackenfur and brambleclaw are cousins#also i dont think tawnypelt ever interacts with hark or moth....robbed#txt#wc#leafpool... im so sorry for disliking you as a young lad...
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my disappointment this went in an incest direction instead of a gay one is immeasurable
#tony soprano#jennifer melfi#the sopranos#i don't even think tony is gay i just think he deserved to question it a bit more#the thing is there's actually a lot of incestuous undertones in the show#bc it's just a closed off and insulated community#so you get stuff like jackie jr checking out adriana even though she's like his (second?) cousin or tony and chris having the same mistress#honestly the fact that chris is specified to be related to both tony and carmela but it's sort of intentionally left murky#i think it would not be outrageous to think tony and carmela might be distantly related#and it highlights how closed off and toxic the society is#but actual straight up suggestions tony had repressed feelings for his sister are bizarre#but melfi is obsessed w freud i guess#kaitlin speaks
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#But like fr#you know when you have your regular family#And then there’s the distant “wealthy” side of the family#and they’re literally all weirdos and assholes#one of my older cousins had a baby shower#and they’re from that side of the family (she’s ok though) so of course they invited them#And after being stared down by one of my second(?) aunts bc recently word got out that I have a girlfriend (wow holy shit I’m a butch!)#I was talking to one of my normal cousins about my car and how I plan on getting new seats for it#It has really old leather-y seats and I wanna get the cushy fabric kind#and she just pops into the conversation and says “why don’t you just get a new car? The one you have is so ugly <3”#like what#i have a vw beetle and I actually love it so fuck you (also I don’t have that kind of money to get a new car but shh)#my cousin and I exchanged that “uhhmmm😬” look with each other lol#awkward#But I just say “oh yeah I’ll think about it :)”#While I internally try to explode her with my mind#But anyway#rey rambles#meme#dumb shit#memes#funny#relatable memes#funny memes#lol#best memes#lmao#tumblr memes#twitter memes#dank memes
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