#i needed to (have a life) as dumb as that sounds
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Molly, I hope you realise the service you are doing with this new AU. A fluffy ass tale in which Kanthony are both properly unhinged and Anthony spends dumb amounts of money on Kate every day and she's just like, "You're an idiot, gimme my present" is exactly the kind of wish fulfilment I need in my life. I love this so much.
Oh Anthony will buy Kate whatever she wants. Because she’s really pretty, and smart, and she likes art and she never buys things for herself. She never treats herself so he is absolutely going to spoil his girl.
There’s a document on his computer that’s a draft of a petition for the national gallery to just hang a photo of Kate because as far as he’s concerned Kate Sharma’s face is a work of art. A Masterpiece. Blessings to Mr and Mrs Sharma on their creation of an absolutely perfect person!
Kate mentions needing to buy new shoes? Daphne says these are the nicest shoes.
New scarf? This one was hand woven from Scottish wool!
Earrings? Cartier have a tab for him now.
Kate’s colleagues can’t stop staring as once a week some sort of luxury good gets delivered to Kate Sharma’s office and Kate rolls her eyes and then tuts to Anthony on the phone. Truth be told they’re all jealous. Auction house employees are famously underpaid considering they deal with items worth millions every day. Kate Sharma’s walking around the office in head to toe luxury goods now AND she has a handsome boyfriend who worships the ground she walks on and takes her to lunch every second day??? Some people are just God’s favourites.
Kate meanwhile does little things for Anthony. She realised pretty quickly that his love languages are quality time and acts of service and a healthy dose of words of affirmation. So she makes sure she tells him every day how happy she is with him. She makes sure he takes time for himself, for them together, she organises little trips for them to go on. She made him a cake for his birthday and watched him swallow down his tears when she presented it to him in bed with a kiss to the end of his nose.
“I love you.”
Anthony took a long time to answer with his eyes pressed closed, swallowing thickly and still his voice shook. “I love you too.”
“I’m really happy that I met you. And I’m glad you were absolutely balls to the wall insane.”
Anthony huffed a laugh, “I think I actually owe Greggy a really big birthday present this year.”
“Eh we probably both do.” Kate sighed, handing Anthony one of the forks she was holding. “Now, take a bite and see what a good wifey I’d be Anthony.”
“Is that a hint?”
“It can be a hint if you want it to be. Start saving for a ring though.”
“You make it sound like I don’t already have one picked out.”
“Do you?!”
“You’ll just have to wait and see. Don’t be greedy, Kate.”
She rolled her eyes, “Still insane.”
“You love it though.”
“I don’t know what it says about me but I actually do.”
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Cupid
I gave a second chance to Cupid
But now, I'm left here feeling stupid
Oh, the way he makes me feel
That love is not real
Cupid is so dumb
- Cupid by Fifty Fifty
Tags: Fem!Reader, Fluff, Gojo Satoru playing Wingman for Reader, curses and techniques doesn't exist, slice of life, yearning?, Gojo is a brat and asshole, Reader is hopeless romantic, reader is named You, Unedited
N/a: Just thought of this one shot while I was listening to this song, and went "Hmmm...let me add the reason why the Cupid is a dumb b-tch with Gojo's yearning in this shit."
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PLAYER 1 WINS
The bright red text flashed brightly on the tv as the fighter posed victoriously.
Strange. The lack of competitive yet toxic spirit in You raised concerns from Gojo.
"Something the matter?" Gojo put down his controller beside him. "You're not normally this quiet."
"Satoru," You glanced at him. "Do you hate me?"
No, and if he did, he would rather be dead than live the rest of his life hating her.
"Perhaps, to tease you." Gojo smirked. "But, for your sanity sake, I will say no."
"Then why are you setting me up with shitty dates from the start?!" You ran her fingers through her hair, frustrated. "The latest is by far the worst I've gone through! How did you get the idea that I'll enjoy dating a man who's not only a pest, but also has views that are so outdated? He straight up told me that a woman should walk three steps behind him while we're just walking in the park!"
Honestly? It's a genuine mistake on Gojo's part. Desperation times called for desperate measures. However, the failure of You's past dates were part of his intricate plan. His best friends, Suguru and Shoko, called his plan dumb and manipulative, but haters gonna hate. Cringed as it sounded.
The plan that he was so proud of? That he had to play the inverse role of Cupid?
Simple. To make You fall for him.
At first, he mistaken those budding feelings of his similar to familial, given they were close since kindergarten. Yet, he knew it slowly bloomed when You's absence grew his heart fonder as they attended different universities, and found himself looking forward to her said visits. He missed everything about her down to the sound of his name from her voice.
Growing up robbed the only constant in his life – You.
Throughout the years, his friend became a thorough hopeless romantic thanks to the fairy tales she read. She wasn't particularly this aggressive to find love until now. If he were to warrant a guess, perhaps due to peer pressure. Despite the horrendous dates he sent her through, she still held onto the hope of finding her one true love. As the supportive friend and future husband to be, he volunteered to be her matchmaker.
Once she's somewhat defeated by the woes of finding love, he would swoop in and have her fall for him instantly. That's what happened to his parents. Both gave up on dating before they met each other. It worked since they still maintained the blissful matrimony.
"Sorry about that one," Gojo scratched his head. "I just overheard him saying that he needs to go out more."
"I kicked his shin before leaving. So, we're good." You said nonchalantly. "At this rate, I'm going to just ask Suguru. He's a gentleman, don't you think?"
"What makes you think he'll go out with you?" Alarmed, Gojo asked too quickly for his taste.
"Shoko told me once while I was drinking with her." She answered. "Apparently, Suguru is interested in dating me, but he doesn't want to risk his friendship with you or something like that."
That damn alcoholic. He thought Shoko's tolerance to alcohol was higher than Nanami's. How much did You drink to out drink Shoko to the point of loosening her lips?
"No" Gojo crossed his arms. "And, he's busy with his thesis right now."
"How quick of you to shot me down, unless..." You snapped her fingers. "Do you like him? I'm not surprised given the ongoing bromance since high school between-"
"I love you, not him." Gojo blurted, interrupting his friend.
You's grip on Gojo's spare controller loosened until it dropped on her lap. Her eyes widened in surprise and mouth gaped open. Confused, Gojo stared at the sudden reaction of his friend. Realization struck him hard like a bullet train upon hearing her next words.
"You love me?" She slowly repeated his words.
WHAT
THE
FUCK
There goes his plans. It went up to flames because of his dumb mistake. At this point, any fucks he had were thrown all out of the window. Gojo confessed everything about his plan to her while Guilt gnawing on his conscience. Because of the said emotion, Fear and Shame joined together and formed intrusive thoughts in his head.
What if she didn't want to be friends with him anymore? What if she started hating him?
"I...don't know what to make of this..." You released a deep breath. "I...don't even know where to start. What happens to us now then?"
He didn't know. Was that the answer he truly wanted to say to You? Doubtness and distress didn’t suit a woman like her. So, he would dispel it with a question of his own, and it's up to her in the end. Whether they remained friends or not, he respected her decision.
Gojo took her hand with great care. It was a relief to him that she didn't pull away or flinch from his touch. Gently, his thumb caressed the back of her hand to soothe his nerves. A gesture she always did whenever he needed it.
"I know it's selfish of me to ask this, and I'll accept whatever your answer is but," Gojo frowned, his blue eyes full of sincerity and certainty. "Will you please give this stupid cupid of yours a chance? To give you the love you deserved?
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For some reason I'm rewatching death note for the first time in like 10 years and it's actually incredible how I forgot that everyone in this show is actually the worst
#death note#like i remember i was really sad about the fbi agent dying back when i first watched it#but hes in the show for like 10 minutes#and his two character traits are fbi and misogynist#his gf is pointing out something really impotent that could have probably save his dumb life#and instead of hearing her out he gets annoyed at her and then is like dw you wont have time for this when you have children to look after#dont get me started on L need him to stop with the mouth sounds
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Never gonna be over how unutterably pathetic and in dire need of ANY kind of companionship or friendship that doesn't revolve around their band the entirety of dethklok are.
I love these horrible idiots who are so devoid of any real connections outside of themselves that they will latch onto anyone unfortunate enough to get too close to any one of them! And GOD help anyone they latch onto!!
#jay talkin#metalocalypse#im thinking about the doubles episode where they just seem genuinely happy to have 'friends'#who arent like. industry people. these men are so starved of any kind of connection#and it takes them four seasons a rock opera and a movie to realise they can find that in each other lmao#also thinking about how quickly any of them bond and become really intense abt anyone in their life#aka: NATHAN TOWARDS ABIGAIL. oh dear poor abigail oh dear#but also toki to damn near anyone and this goes for the entire band tbh as well they all do this at least once#and yeah its mainly cuz 10min eps mean u gotta progress stuff fast#but also holy shit. charles these boys want friends so bad u gotta set em up on playdates or smth#maybe it'd get some of their dumb stupid idiot energy out and they'd be better behaved. well. no they wldnt but... u can dream#i do think theres smth to be said that yeah all of dethklok are cool theyre metal superstars they r good at what they do#theyre also fucking prophesised saviours too and theyre also incredibly dangerous idiots and terrible ppl#but never forget that they are also. so so SO pathetic and isolated and dysfunctional#these men have not lived in the real world in decades and are disconnected and unsocial and spoilt and u can see that this does impact#the way they interact w the world! they need like. anything other than the band in their lives hah. they do need to pal around#im glad they find that in each other eventually!!#i dont want 2 sound like im babying them or infantilising them these r grown asshole idiot men but like. listen these shitheards r lonelyyy#everyone in their lives is like. assigned to be there and is set as beneath them in a class and workbased system#they dont rlly have ppl who r just there cuz they like em. outside of fans. and fans arent rlly a real connection yknow#their only connections come via work networking sex and violence and worship baby!!!! its fucked up!
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What’s the biggest emotional gut punch you’ve ever gotten from a show?
AHH i wish i had a good answer for this but i havent watched a lot of shows lately and im wracking my brain to remember if i had a strong reaction like that to anything i've watched in the past... ive def watched sad stuff that hit me in the heart but not enough to feel like a gut punch......
BAHA ok this gonna sound predictable but fr when i got to the end of volume 10 of trigun maximum i stopped reading for a couple of days LMFAOO T_T maybe even a week. i just reread that same chapter over and over again for a while lol
#if i think of a better answer at some point later ill update this.... it would most likely be from a movie tho#i just dont have time to watch a ton of shows#OK QWAIT I JUST THOUGHT OF ONE. THIS IS GONNA SOUND SOOO DUMB THO LOLL#the end of kill la kill gets me every time just as it did the first time i watched it like 10 years ago#i know probably an insane pick for this kind of question lol#but the trope of knowing someone for a short amount of time -> them having a massive impact on your life -> and then parting ways forever#REALLY gets me#like intersecting lines.... to intersect only at one point and then diverge never to meet again....#powerful stuff to me. OK IM DYING BC I THINK I PICKED THE WORST EXAMPLE FOR THIS JKHDFGSKJ BUT HOPE I GOT MY POINT ACROSS#i still love klk a lot tho. ... i need to expand my library of things ive watched KJAGHSDJ#yeahA HH oops i dont think i can think of a good answer ASJFDH
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woke up at 4am feeling the weight of my life crushing me, so I’ve been sitting out in my car for the last couple of hours because I just need. to. be. somewhere else.
#tumblr ate something like this but I think I deserve to shout uselessly into the void#shits rough dawg#I know it’s rough for everyone. I feel shitty even talking about myself. still… compelled to vent… big butts#haven’t really been on here much since it hasn’t really scratched that itch lately & just makes me feel lonelier#it’s cold#saw the Jazzercise studio open across the street. 5am for Jazzercise? wow. early.#and then everyone left an hour and a half later. lights out. everybody gone. weird schedule. I am perplexed.#went down the road and got a soda and I’ve been sitting in my driveway contemplating for the last 2.5 hours#guy at the gas station tried to talk to me but I just half assed a smile and nod and left#even though I know I’d love to just… talk to someone. I suppose it has to be ‘on my terms’ whatever those are#I miss having a therapist. or even just when my little brothers would talk to me. when anyone would. blegh#my insurance is still a mess and I’m about to run out of one of my blood pressure meds this week#maybe I’ll have a stroke. scary to think about. I think about dying a lot but that potential feels too real. just… pop! and I’m done.#I’ll try today to finally push to straighten it out but everything feels daunting#woke up with so much anxiety. about my health. my hearing. no money. my life. had to get out of the house even if it’s just right outside#hate to say it but I need(want) thc. haven’t wanted to spend money on it but I could have really used it this morning#can’t be sad if you can’t feel anything (jokingly but also not. whichever is less sad sounding)#actually treated myself to Dune 2 last week and it was so so good. wish I could go again. but it’s drugs food or movie right now. so…#I know. dumb priority but BIG SCREEN. maybe it’ll hit theaters again for the next awards season hopefully. just a real nice loud experience#anyway… I should go inside. almost 7am. need to take my brothers to school then drive my mom to her daily appointments#I’ve felt so hollow and angry and sad for so long it feels like. I feels so weak and sad and I’m tired of it. I’m so tired.#I’ve been eating about 1 meal a day and sleeping a lot. this is the worst my body has ever been. I feel like I’m just waiting to die.#is this relatable?#just have to look past it. it is nothing. this body is nothing. just enjoy your soda.#gonna look at pictures of butts now#ok gotta go I love you goodbye forever#you can ignore this#text
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Genuinely so sad because I wish I could just draw and write again
#we knew the good (productive) times couldn't last forever.#i used to be able to write 11k without a break. doing all-nighters i was so into it. used to be able to draw multiple sketches a day.#now i just feel totally drained and flat. bled dry. where's the excitement in drawing and writing anymore?#i just need to graduate. i need to finish this life chapter and do OTHER things.#it's hard to keep drawing/writing on a dying website for a dying fandom#thinking about trying to write something original because of my specific interests#y'know how at a certain point it starts to sound less like fan fiction and more just original.#there might be a chance i'm very depressed. like no longer in the mopey edgy teenage way#but in the long-term quiet withdrawn flat and emotionally dead way.#wdym i'm 26 and have done basically nothing? wdym i'm a 26 year old woman?? i'll be 30 soon??#idk what would fix me. i'm doing what i can.#fuck i miss writing my dumb queer quartet mysteries
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It's a "listen to Futile Devices by Sufjan Stevens and cry about disasters!patrochilles" kind of day
#jo rambles#i have so much love in my heart for them#'you are the life i needed all along'#'i think of you as my brother although that sounds dumb'#it's THEM 😭#and that grief of the ending is creeping up on me#don't wanna don't wanna
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Friendly reminder: You Are Not Obligated To Actively Participate In A Fandom To Be A Fan.
You can be a fan from a distance. You can be a fan that's heavily involved. You can be a fan somewhere inbetween. You're still a fan any which way.
Sometimes it's unavoidable, but you don't need to let others bad attitudes and negative behaviours define what your experience as a fan as and how you interact with the media that you're a fan of.
#was scrolling through a particular tag#ran across a mile long post that after skimming it and seeing a couple comments made on a couple other shows i had also watched#and ended up pulling out of the tag thinking#a) I don't need this negativity in my life and to ruin something I'm enjoying#and b) it sounds like your standards are either impossibly high or you're not happy with anything or some combination of both#just made me go okay no we don't need to subjugate ourselves to this and the other stuff we're have to scroll through#to see the already slim pickings#and feel bad for disagreeing or feeling wrong for or dumb for enjoying a show#like it's not me. it's them. and it's okay to walk away from that.#different fandoms have different attitudes and certain broad categories of fandoms will always have their consistent bad apples#point is: don't let the bad apple rot you and ruin your experience#fandom things#sunny's late night shenanigans
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sometimes I wish I was a more interesting + charismatic person just so I could keep conversations going bc I like sharing space with other ppl but they routinely lose all interest and leave once I run out of things to say/start talking abt things that don't concern them :-(
#and boy do I run out of things to say so fast when I'm talking to friends who ik dont give a fuck abt any of my interests...#theres only so much i can make small talk or ask them questions abt their own interests/lives yknow. man#it just makes me feel like im constantly competing with smth else for other ppls attention all the time + constantly losing#eg. when i say smth + my flatmate reaches for her headphones a little dark souls banner appears across my vision like INTERACTION FAILED#and i can feel my rsd + insecurities praying on it like the more i feel this way the more it prophetically fulfils itself#by making me less willing to try and take up space so i become a smaller and smaller person around others#it frustrates me a lot sometimes and i dont rly have the will rn to undo that and force myself to take up more space regardless#ik this sounds like a water is wet complaint like oh nooo woe is me people get bored of me when i talk abt boring things (!!)#but when im spending time w ppl i like i enjoy listening to them talk even if im not interested in the subject bc its Them talking#and if they care abt smth then its worth hearing abt!! to me anyway. but it rly feels like no one reciprocates that idk#oh well not that it matters. at least i like the shit im into so i can talk to myself abt it in my head or on this site lmao#and i like myself as a person even if other people dont so theres always that. ur no 1 should always be urself <3#voicing this makes me feel so stupid + embarrassed urgh. i hate being anxious abt dumb shit i hate being the sort of person who worries#that their friends privately dislike/just tolerate them or whatever bc id never want a friend to worry abt whether i thought that abt them#and im not naturally a very insecure person!! i think im just feeling particularly vulnerable atm bc of the season + jobhunting so long#+ the fact im dissatisfied with my current social life + still feel very wobbly from not having other ppl i can trust or rely on etcetcetc#and thats just bleeding into other areas. and it sucks a lot. but theres nothing to be done abt it rn bc im not going to communicate it#to other ppl bc im not pathetic enough to make my anxieties someone elses problem + beg for pity attention im too proud for that 👍#anyway. gonna play some noita + then i rly need to work out today bc thats probs part of why im feeling so shite#if ur reading this ignore me im just venting itll pass. i hope youre having a nice day :^)#.vent#.diaries
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Now that that calf is dead can you all admit how cruel it was to continually use her as personal inspiration porn when every professional in the field of animal husbandry were telling people that she Was suffering.
#vani verbals#'but she couldve survived!' no she couldnt have. stop lying to yourselves because it makes you feel better about animal cruelty#to act like quantity of life is better than quality is selfish#and if you need to rely on the strawman of 'you wouldnt say the same about humans' in order to justify it then youre dumb as fuck#i feel very passionately about animal welfare and if that makes me sound cynical and mean then so be it#reblogs turned off because i dont trust people
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Far Cry Characters as Tiktok audios with zero explanation, part one
Rook (at least mine, anyway)
"I think there's been some confusion here. I'm not the one in trouble here." "What?" "There's only four of you, you'll need more than that."
"Look, Jesus I'm sorry I took your father's name in vain but you should have seen it, shit was fucked!"
"Ah, I didn't realize that would trigger the apocalypse. Uh...my bad? Oopsie?"
Sharky and Hurk, pick your poison
"Is this turning into maybe a near death experience? Possibly. Does this add to the adventure? Absolutely!"
"What's the best way to get away with crimes?" "Be the government!"
"You know, I am tired, I really am, but then its at times like this that I can't help but think of the words of that one philosopher... TWO BANGS, THREE ADDERALL, ONE BRAIN CELL. LETS GO!"
"Damn that's crazy, anyway, I WISH I GAVE A FUCK"
"It would appear that I have potentially been too silly and or goofy for my own good."
#far cry 5#far cry five#far cry deputy#sharky boshaw#sharky#hurk drubman jr#is this a dumb prompt? yes#am i having the time of my life digging theough my saved audios to find things for this? also yes#does this need more tags? probably#should i learn the tagging system on this app? also probably#will i? fuck no that sounds like work
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living with em just has me in this irrational , constant oscillation of idealization and genuine resentment and it’s not fair to them nor myself.. i can’t wait to put space between us ! and i can’t wait to have clarity that brings far more love into my relationships with them.
#and everytime i start to feel like they stole my life from me i gotta remember that like; while unfair; they kinda needed me more than i#i needed to (have a life) as dumb as that sounds#cause now they’re still the same broken people and i actually have all the chances in the world that they never did#and that is so fucking heartbreaking cause they deserve the world you know#so i can’t hate them for not knowing how to be parents. they never stood a chance#idk it feels like all of my sacrifices were in vain bc they’re still struggling but at the same time#they’re sincerely healing in real time. it’s cool to see.#it’s all on their own accord though i have had no part to play in that#and it took me all this time to realize it?#im so angry that they molded me into such an obedient and quiet kid who was too scared to do anything for myself#and they never actually needed me but they convinced me and themselves that they did#and I’ve missed out on so much life. granted I am so young and no one is truly responsible but myself for falling for that bullshit#im just grieving. and there’s a lot to grieve man.#anyways I’m gonna go shopping muahahaha
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starting to hit that i have no psych and my medication feels constantly on the edge of becoming highly precarious bc we have switched insurance and my previous doctor is like no longer my doctor to prescribe it and idk how long the therapy center i went to will continue to let the psych there prescribe me stuff and if they still can with insurance changes. guys i hate it just a little
#i either need to get a psych or have no more disorders so this situation stops sucking and feeling scary sometimes#genuinely the first time in my life i dont wanna stop a med or feel bad for having to take one. i would rather do anything than stop#esp bc it isnt one that u can just put down and return to. if i went off for like more than a week i gotta start all the way at 25 mg again#and then work back up to 100. which sounds so sucks.#i am not in threat of this happening rn bc i counted pills this morning and asked my mom to see if she can go get my script refilled#and send it up to me. so hopefully i should be alright. but now im wondering if i will make it thru to summer break? i think i will#but now im nervous bc i thought i had more and would last thru like spring break with this current bottle which was probably dumb on my end#ok recounting in my head i definitely will make it thru the rest of the semester when i get my refill but still.#dont like that i miscalculated this last one. augh.#static.soundz
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why does it always have to be competitive with me
#there's ***almost*** no one (friend/family member/anyone) that i did not compare myself with in terms of who's the most competent smart#well-read interesting pretty shining individual#i know i don't have to be liked. i don't need people to be intrigued by my person. hell i don't need to be smart or cultured or successful#or have a lot of friends and be a certain size or travel a lot and lead a FULL life.#it will always be me and my life and the inevitable death at the end of the day. no jugement/opinion/choice other than my own matters#sounds selfish + is selfish but i mean it in a “trying to unlearn shame” kind of way#i don't know/feel anything about anything. dumb post. good night#& when i end up embodying none of these traits it feels embarrassing to be ambitious about them in the first place. i've flunked despite#studying hard
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literally not my fault that i dont have a journal or therapy so you all have to see me oversharing on tumblr dot com
#tough tough night tonight folks!#blog like no one is watching right?#im going to sound so overdramatic and dumb but i neeed to share and fuck it it's my silly tumblr blog#it's just been a really rough couple of hours? days? months? years?#it's this stupid day it was my cousin's bday and as if i havent been jealous of her since she was baby she's always too fucking perfect#she looks perfect and she had this big nice party with more friends than I've ever had at any point in my life and it just makes you think#like at this point it Has to be something wrong with me right?#what does it say about me that i havent kept a single friend in 25 years? no one stays longer than what? 4-5 years?#i have to believe the only reason my one last friend and online friends still stand me it's because it's at a distance#and dont get me started on the love department bc no they dont like me like that no one ever wants me like that I've never#I've never liked anyone that likes ne back or that i have a serious cjance with and who cares if romantic love isn't everything the point is#that if you want it and everyone but you get it starts to feel so so so bad#okay I'll shut up now dont worry about me im holding on for dear life to the precious little handful of nice things in my life bc they are#they are fucking great#but i needed to have a pity party for a bit okay byeeee
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