YOU COWARDS.
You fools!
I have. SCOURED. The shiguang tag on ao3.
And you mfs have failled me.
WHERE'S ALL THE POST S2 ROYALTY AUS??? IT WAS LITERALLY. RIGHT. THERE. CHENG XIAOSHI WAS LU GUANG'S KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR. LI TIANCHEN LITERALLY WENT you both are the homosexual supporting cast and this is MYYYY fanfic.
WHERE'S THE PRINCE XIAOSHI AND ADVISOR LU GUANG FICS? WHERE'S XIAOSHI BEING THE PRINCE LOVED BY ALL AND LU GUANG DIRTYING HIS HANDS AND CORRUPTING HIS MORALS TO SECRETLY KEEP THE KINGDOM SAFE??
Where. Is the prince lu guang. With his personal bodyguard/knight xiaoshi fics? Where's the angst where cheng xiaoshi feels useless bc lu guang keeps trying to sacrifice himself whenever they're in danger?? WHERE'S LU GUANG NEARLY DRIVING HIS KINGDOM INTO THE GROUND OR GIVING UP HIS THRONE BECAUSE PRINCE LI FROM A NEIGHBORING KINGDOM KIDNAPS THE PERSON MOST IMPORTANT TO HIM
WHEREEEEE. IS THE INHERENT ANGSTTT. OF LOVING SOMEONE YOU CAN NEVER HAVE. BECAUSE OF YOUR STATION but doing it anyways<3?????
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Yes, Neil Gaiman, thanks for ripping my heart out and stomping on it in the span of 15 minutes.
Good lord.
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crowley is going to be mad at aziraphale, but not in the way ppl think.
i keep seeing ppl say crowley wont be angry or will immediately forgive his angel, and like... i get what ur saying, but no. crowley WILL save aziraphale if he needed to, i agree with ppl saying that at least. he would never let any fight between them risk aziraphales safety (ie, running into a church to keep him from being "embarrassed") and he will eventually forgive aziraphale for how that final fifteen convo went (they both r in the wrong tho and i think they both need to apologize. just talk to each other ffs pleaseeee)
but. that doesnt mean he wont be mad. cuz he IS mad. hes hurt and hes going to make it very obvious to aziraphale. does that mean he loves him any less? no. its just means aziraphale is going to have to earn his trust back.
they BOTH need to communicate their feelings, and they both have stuff they need to have a long long talk about. but crowley is allowed to be bitter, and he will be. but. that will never stop him from protecting aziraphale.
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i think we should be able to mash characters names together to refer to them as a single unit without it being automatically classified as a romantic ship because how the fuck else am i supposed to refer to fictional qprs so potent and destructive they merge into one person and kill each other when they separate other than by physically putting them together and never referring to them separately again
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“josh hutcherson accidentally becomes a time-traveling war criminal and is adopted into the polycule by two pseudoincestuous freaks who raised each other in the sewers” sounds too perfect a premise to be a real tv show but they literally made 3 entire seasons of futureman
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"When you bet at the casino, the house always wins."
So.... Lifesteal smp has got me again... I forgot how much I loved these two. Favorite villain duo.
(Textless and filter less version under cut)
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Just finished Good Omens season 2. It’s the most beautiful and devastating and wonderful and heartbreaking and loving thing I’ve ever seen. I’m not the same person I was before seeing this.
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mike after el dumps him: she thinks i owe Her an apology🙄🙄🙄🙄
mike after will yells at him one (1) time: omg will let me bike all the way across town in the pouring rain (HURRY TF UP LUCAS LETS GOOO I GOTTA APOLOGISE TO MY BF AND UR COMING W ME😒😠😠😠) to come beg forgiveness pls ur so cool and good at d&d and ur amazing im sorry i ever treated u badly i will literally give my Life for u king loml pls forgive me🙏🙏🙏🙏
inspired by this post bc mike IS an 'i hate everyone except you' bitch and I refuse to deny it any longer
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Okay a meme before the new episode utterly destroys me-
I don't know why my brain thought this but when we were first shown Rampart again I was like, "JORDAN KLEPPER?!?"
it's the,, long face, white man, beard and hair combo I suppose, personality wise they're vastly different
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