#i miss that fella i miss him alot
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thinking about the diggity dog
#i miss that fella i miss him alot#i have to get up early#my brother has a colonoscopy (hopefully they can do it this time) and i have my shot. i hope all goes well#idk know who itll be because i haven't seen the lady that doesn't know what shes doing in a while (she said she was retiring)#but the one i like is on leave because someone died she even called on monday and asked if we could do it on tuesday#but since my brother had to drink miralax (can you believe i have to drink the worst stuff ever with mine and thats all he gets?)#and needed to be by a bathroom we couldn't#i just hope they know what theyre doing they could be mean to me and i wouldn't care as long as they did it right#ive no real reason to panic but im getting anxious i decided to just. stay up so it would be easier because ik how i am#im so eepy#when we get home im just gonna sleep dont care#anyway i kind of want to watch third life again#winona has something to say
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Paul McCartney Interview 1982
Q: "Let me ask you what everybody wants to know. How did you feel when you heard the news about John's murder?"
(at that precise moment my cassette auto-stopped)
PAUL: "You see, your cassette didn't even like the question. (laughs) Listen, John would be the first guy to laugh about that. How did I feel? I can't remember. I can't express it. I can't believe it. It was crazy. It was anger. It was fear. It was madness. It was the world coming to an end. And it was, 'Will it happen to me next?' I just felt everything. I still can't put into words. Shocking. And I ended up saying, 'It's a drag,' and that doesn't really sum it up."
Q: "Were you actually still close to him?"
PAUL: "Yes, yes. I suppose the story was that we were pretty close in the beginning when we were writing stuff together. We felt alot of sympathy for each other, although on a personal level, based on a lot of stuff that went down later, I obviously wasn't that close to him. To me, he was a fella, and you don't get that close to fellas. I felt very close to him, but from alot of what he said later, obviously, I was missing in the picture. But anyway, I felt very close to him then and when the Beatles started to feel the strain towards the last couple of years, it was getting to be a bit of a strain and we were drifting more apart. I think the kind of anchor that had held us together was still there. I think that we all, in a way, started to get really angry with each other, annoyed and frustrated, but we were still very keen on each other, loved each other, I suppose, because we had been mates together for so long. Like Ringo says, 'We were as three brothers.' It's that kind of a feeling. I mean, I didn't realize that, but Ringo would tell me later, 'You are like my brothers, you lot.' We all knew that there was some kind of deep regard for each other."
Q: "When the rift started, it was more like a divorce, like a love/hate relationship, coming apart. Is that true?"
PAUL: "Yes. It sounds weird when you use that analogy because then it takes on another meaning. But yes, it's true. What I mean is that there was that kind of deep feeling and deep heat. (laughs) Then we started arguing about the business and we just started to drift apart, as you say, like a kind of divorce. The bitchiness set in and everyone started going, 'Oh you say that, do you? Well, I'm really gonna let you know what I've been thinking all these years.' And we tended to go over a little bit over the top, I suppose. So it started to split apart. We got very estranged because John went to live in New York with Yoko and they were very much their own couple and there weren't many people that could get into that thing. I really think that was one of the best things that ever happened to him, for his personal happiness. It wasn't too easy for all of us, because he was sort of leaving us and going off on a new life and, whether you like it or not, we felt that each one of us had been each other's crutches for a long time. Then, with John moving away, there was a lot of bitchiness carrying on."
"I talked to Yoko the day after John was killed and the first thing she said was, 'John was really fond of you, you know.' It was almost as if she sensed that I was wondering whether he had... whether the relationship had snapped. I believe it was always there. I believe he really was fond of me, as she said. We were really the best of mates. It was really ace."
Ray Bonici for Canadian music magazine Music Express
the whole interview
#sometimes he talks about john as if they barely knew each other “I obviously wasn't close to him”#and then just goes on about how deep and loving it all was#it was the world coming to an end#you are like my brothers#the beatles#paul mccartney#john lennon#ringo starr#george harrison#paul mccartney interview#1982
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Catzai who probably hides in your drawers and somehow fits inbetween your underwear drawers or your tops….
Catzai who randomly either bites your shoulder or neck and says “woopsy! It was tempting, sorryyy~” or sm like that (ill always forgive him)
Catzai who acts bratty first but after you yell at him he gets all whiny and sappy and sad (my poor bb, ill give him kisses mwamwamwa)
Catzai who probably hides in the most weirdest places, that one time you wanted to bake cookies you find dazai napping in the stove. Thank god you didnt turn it on or dazai wouldve been the cooked cookies.
Catzai who steals your headphones when your listening to music and ignoring him because you busy with stuff and music helps you concentrate better, seemingly mad and a bit sad you dont pay attention and steals the headphones from you. “Give me attention!! >:(“ he probablt says in a whiny voice<3
Catzai who hisses at other cats who dares to come closer to you and rubs his chin around you to ‘claim’ you as ‘his’.
Catzai who steals your snacks you’ve been wanting for a while (its ok i would give him alot more if he likes them)
Catzai who would give your home town food a taste since the little boy is a curious one<3 and he wants to get to know you better!
Catzai who DEMANDS any type of affection every time, letting you barely have any work or time to do anything with this clingy little kitty<3 (its ok i forgive him and will give him all my time) (if i even have time that is)
Catzai who will stretch out your lap and knead your thighs, finding the plush skin comfy and soft<3 (he sometimes bites them)
Catzai who would cause a ruckus whenever your not home cause he just misses you so much<3
Catzai who would be so cold to the people you invite over your house and he will just stay in your room till they leave. (Awhh my poor baby ill give him everything he wants)
Catzai who would probably recommend cat ears to you since he is curious on how his owner would look with them<3 (my curious little fella i love him sm)
Catzai who licks your cheeks because they are so soft and plump he just sometimes cant help but bite them gently<3
Catzai who would sit infront of the door for hours whenever you arent home, he waits so patiently for you to return and immediately demands food and affection for waiting so long<3
Catzai who purrs so much if you give him the slightest affection, headpats, kisses, scratching behind the ear, belly rubs.. name it! And he will purr loudly because he loves everything you give him<3
Catzai who loves stealing your drink! No matter what it is, if he sees it you drank from it and its a cup. He steals it and drinks it because he thinks its a kiss and that means he kissed you! But he would love the feeling of your lips instead of just a cup.
I stalked ur blog and saw you did catzai n catchuu stuff so why not …….. IM SORRY IF THIS IS ANNOYING JS TELL ME AND ILL WONT DO IT AGAIN 🙏🙏🙏
(Should i call myself dazais bandages anon or 💞 anon?)
I hope u enjoyed this brainrot of mine and i hope you have a great day!! I might do fluff writing in your inbox bc even the horniest people need a bit of fluffy fluff in their life<3
No comment, very sweet! We do need some fluff occasionally (He will be baked soon allhamdullilah)
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lol in my entity Guide au, wild is a wild little fella, he ate raw meat and is just living in the forest he doesn't know what to do. he kinda went straight to the forest without crossing paths with the old man, he doesn't do what the voice (zelda) told him to go cuz he doesn't quite trust it so he ignores it. 3 weeks in, he is currently a wild little silly goober surviving in the wild.
Entity! Guide was super late to guide wild because they were really busy with helping twilight and Midna with the twilight realm and everything. (Entity! Guide also wanted to finish the bug collection) so after the tear shedding ending of saying goodbye to midna
(I fucking cried at the ending, i miss her so much WAHHHHH I WANT HER BACK PLWESE NINTENDO😭)
and Entity! Guide sadly forced to say goodbye to twilight, they go to ascend to the next era and they didn't expect to see botw link eating raw meat on their first meating (...ya see what i did there 😏)
it was pretty interesting to say the least, Entity! guide had to snatch the raw meat away from wild because raw meat isn't good for your body. Angry that his food was snatched away, Wild bites down Entity! guide wooden arm meanwhile they set a fire and cook the meat to stop him biting them. so after giving the peace offering food to wild, they explaining why they are here and everything. Entity! Guide had to teach Wild how to cook because he shouldn't eat raw meat for his diet and guide him to regaining his memories, going where the sheikah slate tells them to go, getting loads of rupees, gaining alot of weapons, doing side quests, etc.
Wild bites Entity! Guide angerly when he's too upset with them but sometimes he lightly bites them affectionately and possessively. He lightly bites them when they are cooking his meals (he's happy to have his meals cooked for him) and he lightly bites them after they spend talking to a shoper keeper or someone way too long. Entity! Guide has too much bite dents on their wooden body but luckly for wild they don't care that much.
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(sorry if there is any grammer mistakes)
Poor Guide having to deal with bite marks all over OPIUFIBF I KNOW THEY'RE SO DONE, IMAGINE IF THEY BITE HIM BACK AOALOFB
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this is a bit similar to the last ask buuutttt,,, will mr pennycrumb be there >:)
dealing with ocd on top of everything that’s rattling inside five’s head is not going to be a fun time for five, maybe a dog could help him out a bit :)
That’s a good point actually. I have thought about Mr Pennycrumb briefly and I think that a Five with OCD and canon Five would both very much benefit from having a little fella around. One small problem he has about getting a dog is that he’s living with Lila and Diego who are expecting a baby. Even though Mr Pennycrumb would be a very small and very playful and harmless little thing he’s still a dog and dogs and babies aren’t necessarily a great idea. I think that it would be something that he stumbled across accidentally. I don’t think that Five would plan on getting a dog. He’d either buy it impulsively like he did in the comics or find him on the street. I haven’t thought long term about the au to this extent but there is a possibility that after the baby is a little older and assuming that Five stays living with them that Lila and Diego buy him Mr Pennycrumb as a sort of therapy animal. He wouldn’t be an actual therapy dog because you need some sort of diagnosis for that. I don’t know how healthcare works in the US but I’ve heard that sort of thing is hard.
The difficult thing to consider is that I think Mr Pennycrumb could both benefit Five’s OCD and also have the possibility of making it worse. On the one hand it gives him something to focus on. It gives him something positive that he has actual control over. He has to care for the dog and take him for walks and feed him and all that jazz and it’s something that contains tasks for him to complete and get validation from. It’s something that he could replace the temporary relief he gets from completing compulsions with. Having an animal would also help with his anxiety and stroking dogs can lower your blood pressure so it would relieve some of the anxiety that his OCD stems from
On the other hand he now has a living breathing creature to care for that is his responsibility and alot of Five’s trauma involves his family dying. The way I have written his OCD focuses a lot on making sure that Five keeps everything under control and knowing that he is prepared for the worst. He is somebody who will compulsively check to make sure that the people in his household are alive and make sure that he knows exactly how much food is in the house so he knows that they won’t starve and he’ll write it down and check to make sure he hasn’t missed anything. And the same will extend to Mr Pennycrumb. Five could get worried about the dog dying and his anxiety around that could get worse. He could be constantly checking to make sure he isn’t hungry. He’d end up having to pin a checklist to the fridge and fill it out every time he feeds him just to make sure that he definitely did it and the dog isn’t going to starve. He could get worried when he gets sick or is acting strange or has an injury. He could end up in the library looking up what could possibly wrong and blowing things out of proportion in his head
I think that Five could benefit greatly from having Mr Pennycrumb and I’m sure he’ll make an appearance in the au but I think it hinges on Lila or someone recognising what Five’s problems are and utilising the dog in a way that helps him ease his anxiety and break the repetitive behaviours and patterns in his brain
Y’know what I’m saying?
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You said that you had characters who are gonna be in the story. What are they going to do?
For canon characters, other than Frank, Theres like Patty who just give John the info about all the dead kids Jack killed and also lowkey got him to do a hospital breakout
Lila and Jaune would be trying to find Skid and Pump on their own for awhile as John and Pump are finding the cult on secret so they didnt take contact with them [Also like, A Jaune,Lila,John and Frank friendgroup reunion kinda would happen]
THE TOUHOU KIDS!!! The One cosplaying as Alice Margatroid gets kidnapped and her friends are trying to find her, not big involvement but yknow they give John a clue on whos the mysterious killer around townn,, also their off their costumes
For ocs ,,,
Theres Robert's sister [My little gal Rebecca,,,!!] [Who still kinda an oc] Who got kidnapped and got her Happy Fella involve with the cult stuff now because goddamit why in the world was she walking alone in the streets when kids been going missing ???
I did mention Rebecca's Happy Fella before but alot of the things about them would make more sense if i work on their stand alone lore and my other happy fella ocs so im trying to get her easily introduced in the au
Theres two kids mainly for the au only, theres the girl in that one Clown!Jack drawing and the other one is dead but i think they have bigger roles in it
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Abe's intro to fallout 4
Know how Nate has a intro explaining shit at the start of fallout 4? I've kinda made 2 versions of that for Abe, so wanted to post it here:
Version 1:
War. War never changes.
Fuck, everytime I hear that, makes me annoyed, but it's true. I've been around for roughly a decade now, from D.C, Reno, Pitsburg and the Mojave. And everytime, I see the same.
Let's face it, the world is fucked. Got fucked Two hundred and tenish years ago, and not alot of aftercare for it. And in that mess, you got people picking up the pieces to either remake the world in their 'better' image or burn the ash.
Suppose it was the same back prewar too. Bunch of fucks hopped up on power and dreams, either to be on top, knock the pillars down, or just to make the sun a little brighter when it rose.
I've seen it, been in it. I don't know how much of my story is true, but I've had a hand in a few shindigs as of late.
When I was 19, I left my vault, then went on a crusade to find my dad. Ended up destorying the enclave and cleaning the water of the Capital. Yes, I am that 'crazy kid from Vault 101.' Man I miss Three Dog.
After that, I don't remember why I left D.C. Wanted to explore? Or grew disallusioned with it all? I'm fuzzy on the details, I can't lie. What years of drug abuse and psychosis does to you.
And, well, getting shot in the head. And your brain partially cut out. Then getting fully scooped out.
Shit, I'm rambling. Point is, I've been around, and I'm, what, 29 now? I know this is meant to be a vacation, and I know it's likely paranoia. But I wouldn't be surprised if I end up in another pile of shit.
Cause War… War never changes.
Version 2:
War. War never changes.
It doesn't matter what man thinks of war, though. It was here, waiting for us. The ultimate trade waiting for it's best producer, buyer and pimp.
I'm sure you're well aware of how in 2077, the world got engulfed in fire and ash, and how in the years after everything started to rebuild. And I'm sure you know how there were wars during that too.
The vault dweller? A one man war against the master. That tribal from back then? A war against the enclave. And then, there was me.
Wanderer, Courier, Survivor. I've had a few titles with my legends. Back in '77, I left the vault to search for my dad, and I found him… lost him again. Killed the enclave after that, and doubt much was left in the ash.
After that, I traveled. Pitsburgh, Point Lookout. Even went to space bielieve it or not. Then Reno, the Divide, Utah and the Mojave.
Ended up getting my brains blown out there. And while I don't remember exactly what I did, I think it turned out ok.
Anyway, I was rambling. Point is, I've been around, and while my name ain't in the history books most people have heard of me. D.C, the Mojave and everything next to them have tried to kill me, yet I'm still standing.
But you're probably wondering, why am I heading to the commonwealth? Well to tell you the truth, I'm taking a vacation. I've got a very special intrests with vaults, and what they were doing. And I met this fella called Zimmer talking about some sort of 'institute' there.
Seemed like good enough reasons for me to check them out, and hopefully have a nice, peaceful retirment.
But knowing my luck, and knowing how fate seems to push me into things being the second coming of christ…
War never changes.
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BRICKLOOT DECEMBER 2023
heres something abit new for me, im gonna do a review!
brickloot is a monthly lego subscription box
ive been getting it for over a year now, so naturally i have a methodology to the madness
when you get a brickloot you get 4-8 things centered on a theme, this theme is all about oceanic life baby
a reef ranger, a fish, a scuba crab, misc underwater pieces, a baseplate, and a diver this go around (every box always has one minifigure at the verrrry least!)
pretty standard baseplate, well take a look at the diver in abit!
lets look at this brick pack...
hm!
small oversight in making some randomized pieces!
lego sharks come in two pieces! i only got the body!
we got a headless shark! poor guy
besides that unfortunate fellow we got...
scuba gear, many amphibian friends...a couple reptilian! an anchor, some shells, coral, most things needed for an ocean!
at least our diver has some more gear
aswell as a second face!
moving onto the fish
pretty standard gentleman, has some nice translucent pieces to give him abit of a razzle dazzle!
in my opinion i think he could have a stand of some kind, but i can make one out of my own lego collection
however! somebody here does have a stand!
the scuba crab! quite a silly little guy
every box has some sort of middle ground set, not big, but not some small little extra
sometimes it's an accessory to the big set!
in this case its more of a standalone friend...heh...stand. alone. cause the crab has a stand...hehehehe...
comes with a couple stickers, which i wont be using
i rarely use stickers for lego builds, luckily however...
hes perfectly fine without them! the eyes are done by using a rotating peg piece, so after moving this fella sometimes they look abit crosseyed (quite cute in my opinion)
onto the big attraction
the reef ranger!
every box always has some big set, sometimes it's a vehicle, sometimes it's a building, sometimes it's a whole scene!
it has quite afew stickers...
which means some detail will be missing from my personal build of it
i do like it!
theres just an unfortunate error.
the bottom portion is abit warped, so it cant stay on (this is an issue with one piece being manufactured wrong, not how its built)
not everything can be perfect, but its okay
lets take a look at the side portion of this set
now THIS is cute!
treasure in the bones of a wrecked ship
i have a personal obsession with lego jewel pieces, so seeing three included sure does make me smile
all for this little fiend to hoard...
all together the builds do go together, if you had any other oceanic lego sets you could probably make quite the display
i am a big fan of the collective variety in fish colors between the underwater pieces pack and the reef ranger set
(coming from someone with...so many orange lego fish in her collection...)
overall...i give it a 7.5/10 for this months theme.
the builds are nice, i enjoy the amount provided, but i am a touch scorn by the sharks missing head and the warped piece on the reef rangers bottom
this is the first time ive ever made some sort of structured review
i get legos alot (even outside of these monthly brickloot boxes)
so maybe i should review things more often!
im not affiliated in any sort of way, im just a massive nerd over legos
bonus kitty because she was disturbed that i was too busy to let her in my lap
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⭐🎀 timeline answers woohoo! ty for the questions! (apologies in advance for the messy writing style, kinshift makes me hjdhJDgS)
I enjoyed it SOmuch!! Being granted the privilege to be a kind of overseer (and a little shit) was definitely a fun experience,!! cheers Cassidy
PUPPET. puppet. always a giggle, william hated it. e v e r y t i m e.
Ehhh, trash and the gang, funny little fellas indeed but they dont,, do alot yknow?
Hang about in the halls! You'd never believe it but i was also invisible to the cameras >:D am i guilty of yellin at some of my fellow animatronics like some kind of army sargent? yes, did i once move rockstar bonnie's guitar completely out of view from the cameras? thus causing another inevitable death for good ol afton? yes. do i regret it? nah
Yesyes! especially my lil roster (Shadow Bonnie, Plushtrap, Nightmare Chica, Bonnet, the Minireenas and Lolbit) we talked alot as far as i remember,, though i do remember the minireenas being pretty non verbal(??) theyd just kinda giggle all the time. Puppet was fun to speak to, basically anyone affected/involved in the MCI. JJ AND BB ALSO !! WE WERE LIKE SIBLINGS NO ONE LIKED US LMAOOO. ps old man consequences was my dad frfr, miss him.
damn right i was. Definitely able to change at will but only for like,, SUPER drastic measures
mhm!11!! yes indeedly, never got old. i miss just being able to commit tomfooleries 24/7
Hello, Hello again ⭐️🎀!! Thank you for answering! I’m glad you had tons of fun at the expense of Afton!
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Hee Hee!! Hey Spinel! I get what ya mean about Pink,, if I was found being all sappy and missing everyone (even those I don't really like)??? Oh! I'd NEVER hear the end of it from Percy!!,,, ugh that annoying horse who I still somehow miss! >:/
~ PLAGUE KNIGHT
Finally!!! Someone who gets it!!!
Also, This percy Fella sounds like a real stick n' the mud. BLEHHH!!
-sPiNeL
Hello.
-(Creak...) H☆me.
Oh- Hiya- are you the new fella that formed? Sorry- you kind interrupted a conversation, but its cool! I'll let it slide.
-sPiNeL
Mhm☆ I have to admit I am feeling down however.
-(Creak...)H☆me
Oh- Shucks- A lotta new information in a short amount of time- Whats wrong strangely terrifying....House?
-sPiNeL
I am missing Wally Darling. May you know whom he is? Julie and Sally is here but not him. Why? Why is that? I miss him dearly.
-(Creak...)H☆me
Oh. Yikes. This is gonna be alot of explaining to do.
-sPiNeL
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ungodly hour ➝ part three
Chris Evans x Reader OFC! ( Zariyah Hawthorne )
Summary: in which Chris and Zariyah have to work alongside each other despite being exes.
Warning: Slight Fluff, Jealousy, Angst and Cursing
Word Count: 1.6K
Note: my english and spelling is trash. i’m sorry lol but like, comment and reblog! 💙
WATTPAD LINK click here
January 6th, 2017 ➝ Dallas, Texas
ZARI 👀
It's been a few weeks since my encounter with Chris and his new girlfriend.
I was depressed about the whole situation at first but by the time, the weeks went by.
I was feeling alot better, thanks to Zachary. I've been spending most of my time with him in Dallas, Texas.
He's been such a gentleman and a great friend. I decided to not go the fwb route with him.
Though he definitely knew how to put it down in the bed. Staying in Dallas with him has been really fun but it was my last day.
Filming was starting early tomorrow in Atlanta, Georgia.
I was so excited to get back to work but also scared because I’ll be seeing Chris on set everyday and I don’t want to show any emotions.
Zachary looked at me with a sweet smile and pulled me in a tight hug. I pulled away and looked down.
"I'm gonna miss you, darling," Zachary says, caressing my cheek. I look up at his beautiful green eyes with a smile.
"I'm gonna miss you too, Zach. You've been such a great friend and I really appreciate you" I said.
He makes a face when I say the word friend before nodding. There was a honk outside, and that was my cue to leave.
"Well, that's my ride. I'll see ya later, cowboy" I said with a giggle, giving him another hug before grabbing my bags and walking out the door.
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My body was filled with so much excitement and energy, I couldn't believe that I was here on set.
I was walking around when I saw Lily talking to one of the producers. I rolled my eyes, feeling like this day had just been ruined.
"She's a total bitch." I was startled by a voice. I glanced over and it was Tessa Thompson, one of my close friends.
"Oh my god, Tessa you scared the shit out of me. How are you" I said, hugging her.
She laughs and hugs me back.
"Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you and I'm good, how about you?" Tessa asks.
"That's good to hear and I'm doing better!" I answered genuinely with a smile.
Tessa was about to say something but someone cut her off.
"Well, well look who it is," Lily says with a chuckle. I rolled my eyes, looked over at Lily.
"Listen up, Zariyah just knows this is only business and nothing more. Nothing will happen between you and Chris. He's mine,"
"Girl, bye. I don't want Chris, okay. So please take your insecure ass somewhere" I said, waving her away.
"HE'S MY MINE NOW, SO BETTER WATCH THE FUCK OUT!" She growls, getting into my face.
I looked at her like she was crazy, then I remembered this was a place of work and I had to be professional.
"What the hell is going on here?' Chris asks, pushing between the both of us.
"Chris, you better check your girl before she has some teeth missing," I said, walking away from them with Tessa.
"Damn, Zari. I swear I thought you were about to kick her ass" Tessa says.
"No, not onset but if we were in streets hell yeah"
Tessa laughs. "Zariyah, I miss you"
"I miss you too, girl," I said with a giggle.
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It's been months into this, it's hella hectic. A lot back and forth to various locations, filming random scenes that didn't go together.
It will probably make a lot more sense when the movie is done but It was alot. I've been trying my best to get through this but it's really hard.
Chris and his girlfriend were everywhere, being all lovey-dovey and doing whatever the hell they want on set, it was making me sick to the stomach.
I was chatting with some of my costars in the food tent when Chris and his girlfriend came in and greeted everyone but me.
I tried to keep my cool but Chris kept looked at me while he and Lily were being affectionate in front of everyone
Like he was trying to make me jealous. GAME ON, motherfucker.
I got up and went to get myself something to drink. I was about to take a sip of my bottle of water.
But I jumped when someone covered my eyes with their hands. "Guess who?" A rugged, deep voice spoke.
I knew that voice, I removed the person's hands from my eyes and turned around.
I squealed with excitement, not believing who it was.
I jumped into his arms, making him laugh and he twirling me around in a circle happily.
Everyone was watching including Chris. "Oh my god, what are you doing?"
"I wanted to surprise you."
"Really?" I asked. “Yeah, I miss you.” He says with a charming smile
I grinned, pulled him into another hug. "I miss you too, I'm so happy you're here”
the petty games began.
"Me too, darling!" He says, pulling away and looking at me with those green eyes.
Someone cleared their throat and we both turned our heads to them.
It was Anthony.
"So Zari, who's the fellas?" He asks, looking him up and down suspiciously before looking back at me.
I was about to say something but he spoke for himself.
"I'm Zachary Colton" He says, holding his hand out.
Anthony smiles and shakes his head. “Cool, Cool and how do you know our Zariyah?”
“Uh we’re..” I cut him off.
"Dating, we're dating. He's my boyfriend," I said, wrapping my arms around his waist and laying my head on his chest.
Zach looked down at me surprised. "Just go with it" I mumbled with a smile.
"Uh yeah. She's my girlfriend" He says with a chuckle, kissing me on the top of my head.
"That's amazing, well, let's get to know you-" I cut Anthony off.
"Oh no, I don't need y'all interrogating my boyfriend. Plus, I want to show my baby around" I said, removing my head from his chest and taking hold of his hand.
Chris was sending dangerous looks at Zach, I could see the look of his jealousy from a mile away. My plan worked.
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CHRIS 🤔
A few minutes later.
"Babe, I'll be right back. I'm gonna go to the bathroom" Lily says, kissing my cheek and I nodded, looking down at the food on my plate.
"Are you really gonna let that dude take your girl?" Mackie asks, coming over to sit next to me, I clenched my jaw.
"She's not my girl, Mackie. Plus, she broke up with me and I've moved on. I'm happy with Lily" I said, trying to make myself believe that.
When it wasn't true, dating Lily has been hell. She was the worst person I have ever met, she was such a bratty, mean person.
"Are you really? Cause the way I see it, you're not over Zariyah and you're just using Lily as a rebound" He says.
"First, I am not using Lily. Second, I’m done with Zariyah and she’s obviously done with me as well. As you saw she's moved on"
"Do you really think she's moved on?" Scarlett asks, coming into the conversation.
"I mean, yeah. Did you not see the guy?" I asked with a frown.
"She was obviously improvising, Chris. Zachary is her friend, she went on a blind date with him but that was it" Scarlett spilling the beans.
"Wait, that was the guy from Donatello," I asked, pointing to the direction they left.
I knew that douchebag looked familiar.
"Yeah and I heard you crashed the date," She says, giving me a knowing look.
I shook my head.
"No I didn't, did Zariyah tell you that..." I asked.
She raised her eyebrows at me "Okay, I kind of..that doesn't matter," I said, changing the subject.
"Do you still love her?" Scarlett asks.
"Yes!" I mumbled softly. It was hard to admit but it was true.
"Okay then so stop being so stubborn, and go talk to her about your feelings.”
"I agree with Scarjo, man. Everyone makes mistakes and they learn from them. Give her another chance before it's late" Mackie says, hitting my arm.
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"Did you just say I was your boyfriend just to make your ex jealous?" Zachary asks as we walk into my trailer and sit on my couch.
"Yeah, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that," I said, shaking my hand and looking at him nervously.
"It’s okay...Zariyah...I have to tell you something?" He says, taking hold of my hand.
“What is it?” It took him a minute before blurting it out fast.
“I think I’m in love with you, and I want to be more than your friend. I just need to know if you feel the same way too”
I opened my mouth to say something but there was a knock at the door. I look at Zachary for a second before getting up, and going to open the door.
I opened the door, and was surprised to see Chris standing there. "Chris?"
"Zariyah, I’m still in love with you" He blurts out sweetly. Boy, I was in some serious shit.
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!!! ARCHIVIST MARTIN HEADCANONS PLS !!!
OHOHOH FELLA YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH HCS I HAVE FOR THIS AU
Literally all of this is going under a read more because I have this entire au mapped out in detail but basically I find the idea of Archivist!Martin very interesting because it's just changing one detail of the entire podcast and it completely alters the story.
(Under the read more is basically my entire idea for this au from season one to season four)
What happens in this au is that Elias hires and appoints Martin as head archivist because of the fact he was already deeply alligned with the lonely and was a interests of the webs. He lacked any real connection outside of the archives and was already of interest of two entities, he's basically a perfect candidate to become archivist. Tim, Sasha, and especially Jon are hesitant to be working under someone who they don't know and hold a slight grudge against Martin at the start for being obviously unqualifed for his job. Tim and Sasha, of course, immediately become more understanding when finding out about Martin's cv and just assuming he got unlucky and winded up with the role as the head archivist. Jon, on the other hand, still doesn't know about Martin's cv and continues holding the grudge against Martin.
Which leads us to season 1
In season one, Jon's opinion on Martin is "Oh lord this man I don't know is obviously unqualifed for his job and the role of archivist should've gone to my friend Sasha. I don't like this man but he is my boss so I will keep my mouth shut." Jon though, is still very passive agressive to Martin but is less of an ass to him in this au. Martin is very open about his opinion on statements and believes alot of them but similar to jon, will only record the ones that he knows have to be real. I still think Martin get's trapped in his flat by prentiss in this au, wanting to get more info for the case but not wanting to inconvenience any of his co-workers. While trapped in his flat, Jon takes over for him and records statements for Martin (Not in a "I want to impress my boss" matter but more of an "I'll show this twerp how it's really done") and realizes how much of toll it takes on him and how difficult the job is. When Martin comes back from his little worm adventure, Jon is much more nicer and understanding of him. Martin records what happened with him and prentiss and Jon offers him to stay in the little room he made for when he overstays at work. (Martin of course, is not happy with the fact Jon stays past work hours finishing up stuff but that doesnt matter). Y'know how the rest of s1 goes with the prentiss attack (Jon and Martin still share the heart to heart, Jon loses him and Tim in the tunnels) Jon finds Gertrude's body and it sparks his paranoia finding out she was shot to death and then we get to
Season 2
Jon's immediate assumption is that Martin killed Gertrude to get his job because like, he still doesn't know Martin well and then finds out this dude's predecessor got murdered so of course mr jon sims is going to go "oh so Martin for SURE murdered this lady." For the first half of the season, Jon pretends to be buddy buddy with Martin to see if anything's off with him and somewhere along the line Jon finds the noted Martin was writing to his mom in the trash and immediately assumes its about the murder. He catches Martin in his office and immediately corners Martin like "HEY I KNOW YOU KILLED GERTRUDE AND I GOT THE PROOF" and Martin just sighs and tells him about his cv and mother and Jon's opinion of Martin goes from "incompetent murderer who killed his predecessor to get his job and might kill me." to "highschool drop out whos just trying to make a living might end up being murdered too". With the not-sasha stuff it's sorta the same but Martin let's Jon in on some details of his suspicions on her. Martin get's framed for Jurgen's death and NOW WE ARE AT
Season 3
So since Martin obviously doesn't have a place to hide it at the start of season 3 so Jon offers him to stay at his place. Jon knows that Martin didn't kill Jurgen and is willing to take the risk of giving Martin a place to stay. Martin, of course, is hesitant but takes the offer because he's been crushing on Jon for the past forever and definitely will take his chances in staying in hot guy's flat. You know the shenanigans of s3 (Martin get's burned by Jude, kidnapped by Daisy, kipdnapped by Nikola) and FINALLY get's back into the archives to apologize to Jon for being gone from the flat for so long and apologizes again cause he's about to go off to america. Martin get's kidnapped again, comes back to london, and now it's time to stop an apocalypse! ( Before the unknowing happens, Jon and Martin share a heart to heart and confess that they both share feelings for another and get together the day before 118 happens then shit goes DOWN ). Martin of course, goes off to the unknowing and Jon stays behind at the archives to distract Elias. Elias tries and fails to use Jon's feelings for Martin against him, then switches to what happened with Georgie and the dead women walking incidents against him, pinning it on him because of his connection with the web. Martin stops the unknowing, Jon comes home to the empty apartment and gets the news that Martin is in a coma. (He immediately blames it on himself) and now it's time for
Season 4
Jon losing Martin right after realizing that they both love each other absolutely tears him apart. He moves flats and he begins to separate himself from the rest of the archives and works with peter. Martin wakes up from his coma without anyone by his side and is told the news to him about his mom right the day after. S4 basically goes the same with Martin seeing Jon again finally after the coma and goes to hug him and tell him how much he missed him but Jon just stares at him like he saw a ghost and leaves without saying a word to him. Alot of their interactions are sparse, usually with Martin trying to spark a convo with Jon resulting in usually no response or just a head shake as he scutters off. Then Martin finally is able to actually talk to Jon and tells him that he misses him and that maybe they could catch up sometime but Jon just laughs and tells him that hes busy. Martin later on finds out about how to cut off the connection with the eye and goes to tell Jon that they could leave the archives but Jon tells him that he can't and tells Martin he doesn't want to see him anymore and kicks Martin out his office. You know what happens in 158 and 159, it's basically the same and Jon and Martin settle down at the safehouse.
I don't have much for season 5 but I really like the idea that Martin is still optimistic even after the change and that he reassures Jon that he's gonna find a way to fix it when it reality he has no clue and it terrified to think about what is going to happpen to them. They don't stay in the cabin that long soon after since Martin is very eager to go to the pannopticon and ya! Yknow how it goes.
Im so sorry I wrote a whole essay worth of shit but this au means alot to me and i get very excited when people ask me about it!!
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Past Encounter
Inside of the train, Clayton was sitting back with his phone in his hand. He was texting his mother, who he was on the way of meeting at the next station in Nevada.
'R u almost here? I can't wait to see you again, my little cowboy!🤠'
'Moooom It's a 4 hour ride over there. n pls dont call me that, I'm not 7 anymore!'
'Lol I know, I'm just so happy 2 see you! I cant wait for you to tell me all the exciting stories you have from college!'
Clayton felt his heart sink slightly at that text. He didn't exactly have the courage to tell her he dropped out a while ago. Sure, he got a job someplace soon after, but it still made him weary about his mother's reaction...
24 years old, college dropout, trying to figure his life together...
Clayton sighed and leaned back, covering his face.
"...Something the matter?" He heard a voice next to him.
He moved his hands and saw a woman sitting beside him. He saw that her hair covered her eyes and her stomach showed that she was expecting.
"A-Ah... No, A-Ah'm fine, ma'am..."
"Your face shows the opposite..."
He looked at her hair-covered eyes, then sighed, giving up rather quickly and spilling out his story to this woman he just met.
"Well... My ma's expectin' me to come home 'n tell 'er 'bout my college. Well... Ah kinda gave up halfway... Ah wasn't gettin' good grades, ah kept gettin' pushed around the other students, 'n just, I-it was too much fer me..."
The woman stares. "Ah... I apologize..." She looked down at her lap and put her hands neatly together, staying quiet.
"...I can understand how it's like. Being pushed around... The most I can tell you is not let it get to you... Fight back, if you must."
Clayton sighed. "Ah wish it was that simple, Ma'am... But, ah don't enjoy conflict... A-Ah usually run from fights rather than git into 'em."
He couldn't help but chuckle. "Ah never thought a gal like you would even consider fightin'."
"What's that supposed to mean?" Her voice turned cold and hard rather quick, making him flinch.
"Ah, n-nothin'- N-Nevermind..."
This reaction caused the woman to let out a small "hm". She only had a smile for about a second, before returning to her emotionless state.
Clayton wanted to try and make things less awkward, so he switched the topics.
"S-So, uh... I see yer expectin'... Is it a boy or gal?"
She looked at him. "I'm not sure... I wanted to keep it a secret. Sort of surprise myself, I guess..."
"And who's the lucky fella, huh? Heheh, Ah'll guess he's real happy about bein' a dad, eh?"
Uh oh. That earned a very negative look from the woman. She had a look that mixed between sadness and slight anger.
"...He's dead." She said, looking away from Clayton.
Fuck. That was a horrible question...
Clayton was in disbelief and grief as he stared at her.
"O-Oh... Oh my God, A-Ah'm so sorry, madam... I-I-"
"It's fine. You didn't know."
Clayton gulped, feeling real shitty. He didn't know, yeah but that didn't stop him from feeling God-awful about it.
She looked at Clayton and put her hand on his knee to try and reassure him.
"Really, it's fine... Don't beat yourself up over it." She finally gave a teeny smile to try and cheer him up.
Clayton smiled back, feeling himself slowly feel a tiny bit better.
"Say, uh... What's yer name, miss?"
She stared at him, then told him her name.
"Ah... That's a pretty name." He smiled.
"And you?"
"Clayton..."
"Clayton? Man, the accent and the name are rather southern."
He laughed quietly. "Yeah, Ah uh, My parents 're actually from Texas. They came over 'ere to visit me so Ah'm comin' over to the station to git 'em 'n bring 'em back."
"That's nice... Have any siblings?"
"Mhm. Ah got my lil' sis who's visitin' too. What about you?"
"I have a slightly younger brother and sister. Both massive pains in my ass." She laughed.
Clayton was slightly shocked at the language, but chuckled.
"Yeahh... But, siblin's are meant to be that way. 'Specially lil' ones."
"Ohh yes..."
The two laughed and spoke to each other for the rest of the ride, sharing stories, laughing over jokes and
just overall having a nice time.
There was even an instance she moved her hair, showing him her eyes. One was brown, the other was a green color.
She laughed as Clayton was just in pure shock and awe about her eyes. Saying they were so 'cool' and 'pretty' even.
The emotionless state she was in washed away and became much more lighter and full of joy.
She was even amazed by the golden fang-like tooth in his mouth and he smiled big, making her chuckle more at the sight.
The hours passed and it had gotten to their stop and the mysterious woman looked over. "Ah, already...? Shame... I was having a good time talking..."
"Yeahh..." Clayton frowned. It was sad to leave his new friend. The two got up and walked out of the station, about to go their separate ways.
The soon-to-be-mother looked at Clayton and smiled. "I'm sure we'll see each other again? Who knows, maybe one day we can talk over some coffee. My treat, yeah?"
"Ah'd like that alot..."
She smiled and gently hugged him, before walking away. Clayton saw his parents and little sister sitting at one of the benches outside. He ended up managing to push his fear aside for now and give a big grin, going over and hugging his family.
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Hey CowBoy
TV SHOW GODLESS
COUPLE WHITEY WINN X READER
RATING FLIRTY
I sat at my little dinning table as mary Agnes severed me up some strew, filling the bowl and cleaning off my one good spoon before handing it to me. She sat on the other chair and crossed her arms as we sat quietly as I began to eat.
"Do you know where he lives?" She asks looking behind me, I glanced over my shoulder seeing john doe wondering his way across the road
"John doe?' I asked and she nodded humming in agreement slightly "no I do not. Guess I never really thought about that" I explain "sad fella ain't he?"
"Ain't we all" she says "eat"
I nodded and began having spoonfuls of the stew "Mary Agnes... Can I ask ya somethin'?"
"Depends. What about whitey?"
"About... Girls."
"Ohh yeah whitey Why? There some pretty little thing your so sweet on?"
"Kinda" I shurg
"Come on then, tell me about her"
"Well I met her down by the river, a few months back..."
I slowly pulled ted along the dusty pathways towards the river he needed a walk about and in all honesty so did I. I'd been cooped up in that sherrifs office in labelle for what felt like forever. But as I was walking ted brefily spooked and I heard a gunshot it sounded like a rifle, I tried him to a nearby thick tree grabbing my gun in my hand and rushing in the direction of the shot.
I turned and saw... A girl. A little younger then me, she stood by the river, in tall firm boots not to disimilar from my own but these came half way up her leg almost to her knees. A pair of tight jeans hugging her every curve they where clearly men's but they hugged her butt, she wore a white shirt the sleaves rolled to her elbows the buttons not done up down the front it tucked into her jeans. A... Uhh I don't know what to describe it as but a vest or corset type thing that looked like leather ties around the front of her done tight her cleavage being squeezed tight by it all peaks of skin coming from where the ties didn't completely meet on some laces, her beautiful y/h/c hair done ina. Tight braid down her back, a wicked smile on her face, a hat sat in her hair keeping the sun from her eyes. A rifle in her hands as she had clearly shot a can off a line of them by the water. I stopped short seeing her and she glanced to me.
"Relax, put your gun away cowboy" she laughed "I'm just shooting cans"
"Do excuse me little lady. I heard a gunshot and I was worried" I explain
"Awww you don't need to worry about me cowboy, I can handle myself" she smirked putting her rifle down and I to a holster on her back smirking as she turned to me "hi cowboy" she smiled
"Hi, where'd a pretty little thin' like you get that?"
"Mind your own business" she smirked
"Yeah? Well It is my business little lady" I warn her showing her my deputy badge
"Aww? Your cute. Sweet little deputy boy" she giggled coming closer to me "put that dam cannon away cowboy" she smirked taking my gun off me And putting it into my holster for me "you don't need to have your gun pointed at a girl to keep her attention" she smirked giving my cheek a kiss "see you around cowboy" she smiled playfully waving at me as she headed off towards her horse...
"So? You met some pretty girl down the river?" Mary Agnes laughed
"I did, she's really nice"
"She sounds like it" she smirked
"We have a uhh been seein' each other alot, I meet her down the river atleast once a week and... I really like her"
"But?"
"But... And uhh it's a pretty big but..."
I smirked lost on my hormones, my hand on her arse in those tight jeans, the other around her waist up her back so my hand was in the back of her neck, her legs either side of my hips, feeling the zip of her jeans against the zip of my own pants as we gently moved each other, her hands around my neck our kisses getting more passionate, lustful, desperate the longer we went on attacking each other with kisses "ummmm... Babydoll" I moaned into the kiss in desperation for our usual Tuesday make out to become something more till she pulled away a moment resting her head on my own to get her breath back "what's wrong?"
"Nothing whitey, busy day"
"Yeah? Doin' what?"
"Never you mind" she giggled rubbing her nose on my own
"Babydoll, come on I wanna know what ya scurry off to do all the time. And where ya got ya guns and how ya got so good at them"
"You really wanna know?" She giggled
"Of course I do Babydoll" I told her giving her a sweet kiss
"Ya coming or not!" A voice yelled as a horse came into view I got up grabbing my gun hiding her behind me "look sugar we ain't got all bloody night we doing this or are we all just waiting around for ya to finish smooching your boyfriend?'
"Leave me and my boyfriend alone joe" she laughed
"Boyfriend?" I blushed a little
"Whatever sun up or we go without ya" he said as he rode off again
"I need to go, they'll be hell I'm not there" she explained getting her stuff together and fixing her clothes a little from us being so active Tonight,
"Babydoll, please before ya go. Can't ya just tell me?"
"Joe's one of my boys whitey relax" she laughed "we have a little job tomorrow that's all cowboy"
"What job?"
"Can't tell ya" she smiled getting in her horse
"Yeah why not?"
"Because whitey I don't know if I can trust you, I don't know you won't rat me out"
"What are ya talking about?"
"I'll tell ya, next time" she smiled giving me a kiss "love ya cowboy"
"Love ya too babydoll" I smiled trying not to blush or stutter so exited she said it, as she headed off but I got on Ted and headed after her "before ya go... Can ya atleast tell me your name?'
"Y/n, y/n y/l/n" she smiled blowing me a kiss before she hurried off out if sight. I headed back to labelle giggling with excitement, she loved me, I knew her name, I was.. her boyfriend but something didn't sit right with me. I headed into the office still a little giddy and excited from the river but my eyes caught something a wanted poster on the wall that j had long since forgot about pulling it down looking at the poorly sketched faces ...
I took the poster from my pocket unfolding it and handing it to Mary Agnes
"Y/n Y/l/n and the desert Vipers." I explained "she's wanted in every state, by every law man this side of the ocean... She's an outlaw. A murderer. That gun of hers is stolen almost everythin' she owns is stolen" I explain
"So, your little babydolls an outlaw" she smirked
"I'm fucked... Aren't I?"
"Kinda whitey yeah" she laughed
"Go on tell me how dumb I am"
"Pretty damn dumb" she laughed "you spoken to her about it?"
"No, I haven't seen her since I found out"
"What are you going to do?"
"I have no idea maggie. I mean she's my girlfriend I love her, but she's a wanted girl, and I'm a deputy someone found out I'd been seeing her and hadn't arrested her I'd get in the shit too"
"Want my advice whitey"
"Yeah"
"Talk to her." She said "discuss it. And if you really don't want to get her In trouble marry her. They can't arrest a y/n winn, they ain't looking for one" she explained
"Your right maggie, thanks"
"Your welcome" she smiled
I rode down to the river seeing the family horse and familiar girl she smiled as she saw me
"Hey CowBoy" she smiled as I got off ted and she jumped into my arms cuddling me I couldn't help but cuddle her back having missed her so much
"Hey babydoll. Look y/n. I have to talk to ya"
"Whats the Matter? My little cowboy missed me too much?" She smirked rubbing herself on me a little
"Y/n! It's not that. Well of course I've missed ya but also somethin' else. Why didn't ya tell me? About... everythin'?"
"I figured you'd arrest me" she laughed going over to her horse "is that was this is whitey? You come to take me away? I hope you don't expect me to...cum quietly" she giggled
"Y/n. I can't arrest ya"
"Why not?"
"Why not? Because I fuckin' love ya that's why not!" I told her "I'm not arrestin' ya babydoll. But I'm offerin' for ya to come home to Labelle with me, I promise you'll be safe, you'll live with me and maybe we can... Get married"
"Really?"
"Really."
"Look whitey. I get it aww how adorable ya wanna take me home and keep.me safe and we can get married and have babies. Whitey Winn from the bottom of my heart my darling I love you, but I am not some damsel in distress in need of her little cowboy to come save her. I am a wanted gun toting woman and I fucking like being a wanted girl, I like running around doing whatever the hell I want, I'm not giving all that up to stay home in some little town for a little bit of protection"
"You... Ya wouldn't want to be my wife?'
"Whitey if course I would, but I still wanna go and be independent. To go have fun with the boys drinking and stealing, to be a bloody murder, to rob any stage coach I see. I love you whitey I do, and someday yeah I wanna be Mrs winn but you have to accept I am always going to be a criminal, and if you're still happy with that then I'm happy with that, but if your not then go ahead and arrest me"
"I'm not arrestin' ya y/n, I love ya and if you still wanna be an outlaw then... I'll always be deputy in labelle in our little house waitin' for ya to get home babydoll"
"Ummmm I love you my little cowboy' she smiled hugging me closely
"I love ya too babydoll'
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SUMMARY OF QUACKITY'S STREAM "ANNOUNCING MY OFFICIAL MINECRAFT PRESIDENCY RUNNING MATE" before the debate
in this stream quackity and his running mate georgenotfound debated their opponent, wilbur soot and tommyinnit in court, explaining why people should vote for #swag2020 or for #pog2020
1. quackity revealed who his running mate is, it's georgenotfound
2. tommy assassinated quackity, shooting him with a bow and arrow, tommy was originally aiming for georgenotfound
3. tommy shows quackity the "BIG Q'S WALL OF SINS", which is basically signs written with quackity's tweets that has been butchered in order to make it sound bad.
"never gonna stop fucking you guys" is written in one of the signs, while the original tweet is "never gonna stop saying this shit, I'm so fucking grateful for all your fucking support, thank you all for changing my life, i love you all so much" etc.
4. tommy and wilbur make fun of quackity for tweeting "damn you ever go owo", acting disgusted, quackity brings up the fact that fundy (which is a furry) is currently with them right now "you are insulting his culture" quackity told tommy and wilbur, wilbur told fundy that "quackity should know better", thus making fundy reply "so does that mean i should know better?" wilbur rambled a little and said "hes my son"
5. Tommy says he likes anime, quackity punches tommy and wilbur says "thank you", "tommy asked does that mean you dont like me", wilbur replied "no tommy i like you alot i just wish you wouldnt say weeb shit", tommy explained how majority of the people are anime fans, then wilbur announced "i love the anime" in a mocking manner.
6. quackity breaks the signs, considering it's fake and slander.
7. tommy made fun of quackity having a "second face" due to his condition, quackity called tommy and wilbur immature. quackity showed his "second face" they immediately made fun of his condition.
8. Quackity tells tommy that they should set up a debate, telling tommy if "they are too scared to debate him and george".
9. quackity told wilbur that it seemed like tommy was doing far more work than wilbur is doing.
10. wilbur says he does not understand any word they're saying, quackity said "your president can't even listen" also telling them that "your president is deaf and old, why dont we do a debate"
11. wilbur says random words that weren't connected in any way about the topic, quackity quickly told tommy "your president is senile! #wilburissenile #thepresidentissenile"
12. quackity tells wilbur "lets just debate it out" they go to the court.
13. on their way to the court wilbur asked "quackity do you have a running mate", quackity said "yes its mr. georgenotfound is my running mate" wilbur and tommy immediately said "fuck"
14. wilbur then suggested since he and quackity will debate, it makes sense that tommy and george will also debate, quackity agrees.
15. quackity says to the chat "im so fucking ready, now you may not know this about me but im a law student". also saying that "me and george, we are very smart people, im a law student, and debating is my specialty." saying how he's so ready and that he'll bring everyone together.
16. tommy and wilbur tried to kill george claiming he "slipped"
17. they arrived in court, quackity warns wilbur that he's a law student.
18. quackity calls george, they have a discussion, george said "i think they're ridiculous, they murdered you once and tried to murder me", quackity told him "dont you think these guys are too unstable to be president?" george agreed, quackity brings up the fact that he's a law student to george, and he tells george that "and i know you're a very smart man george" and asked him if he's good at debating, george said "we'll see we'll see, im only debating tommyinnit" quackity said "its like taking candy from a child"
19. quackity explains to george what would happen in court.
20. wilbur told fundy "this is your moment to choose fundy, do you take your father or Big Q, fundy told him "i take neither i run my own presidency" quackity says "get the crazy person out of court", fundy tells wilbur that "you have leadership, you know what you doin, you have charisma, you got a suit you lookin good i saw your tweet, but there's one thing that you're missing, i have a bakery and i can deliver cookies and ice cream to all my citizens, i dont have much more but that i do have" but wilbur told him he missed the ballot. "someone get the homeless man out of the court" quackity said.
21. quackity says "fellas what fundy doesn't wanna tell ya is he supports me because he himself told me that he wanted to support me" tommy asks "fundy say this to us is this true", quackity told fundy "fundy listen i dont wanna pull up the reciepts fundy, you gotta just admit it, just admit it fundy" fundy asks quackity "do you have cookies and ice cream" quackity replied "i have 10 bakeries fundy and I'll get 10 more if you side with me" fundy asked if that's the truth and quackity said yes. wilbur gasps "no" then said "fundy what does this mean what are you saying fundy", fundy said. "i support quackity"
22. tommy says "we may not have fundy, or this guy, but we have someone better, vikkstar" quackity told tommy "look tommy you have vikkstar but you know what I'll have soon? KSI".
23. wilbur says "my own son"
24. wilbur says he wants to debate. quackity agrees.
25. mediator is karl jacobs, the debate starts.
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Please.... be my bestfriend
Chapter 1: New days
If I had one wish, I'd go back and live life all again. Although this time I'd choose where id go and who I'd love.
Since I was a child I loved south korea and dreamt that one day id have the opportunity to live there. Everything captivated me, the music, the cuisine. But I think what really drew me in truly was their attitude towards plastic surgery. You see, as a baby i was born with a birthmark, a port wine stain birthmark right across my lips and left ear. Growing up in the uk, it isn't the norm to have gone through 2 surgeries by the age of 14 to get them removed. Plus the bullying definitely didn’t help. But by 15 i had had enough, i wanted to go somewhere where i felt i belonged and wouldnt be ridiculed for the issues i had with my self-image. So with alot of Korean practice and alot of persisting to my mother...i was on my way to korea.
“please be good to your host family, they're letting you into their home so make sure to be clean!”
“yes mum, i know, i will”
“make sure to text us on the plane and when you get off and when your coach comes and...”
“mum, i will, everythings gunna be great. I know it”
“i know, but its a different country and you know how i worry”
And she does worry, alot...too much for her own good. I'd know id miss them but this is truly what i wanted to do. I could tell my dad was getting nervous for me, but never said too much to me that day. I think he knew that if he spoke, his voice may crack, so he kept it to hard short sentences..
“right honey, lets let her go”
“okay okay, be good, love you so much, be safe”
“i will love you too”
And like that, i was gone.
Honestly i LOVE travel. I dont know where it started or why, but i loved the idea od sitting on a plane for hours by myself. I think it has something to do with music and finding just that right mixture of joy and meditation. I slept most of the way there, knowing that when i arrived it would probably be almost 5 in the morning and id have school a few hours later.
By the time i landed in korea i was shaking, not only because it was extremely cold, but because i was so scared. I wished to have good friends here. That maybe being here was where i was meant to be.
On the couch the landscape was incredible, to be honest it wasnt alot different from where i lived. But sooner we travelled further into the city of seoul, the scenery changed and as well so did the pace of my heartbeat.
I was dropped off at a small building complex with my bags. Not more than 6 flats where in this building and all not looking too big. My host family were at number 3, so i plucked up my tired feet and all the confidence i had left in order to greet my new roomates with a bright smile.
“hello, im y/n. Its a pleasure to meet you”
“ah finally, yes, nice to meet you. Come in”
Okay...od but whatever. We wont judge her tone too harshly. Maybe she's tired, i means its only 7am.
“thankyou so much for letting me stay in your home this year”
“yes okay, here you are. Breakfast is in the top shelf. Dinner is at 8. Curfew 9.”
Idk why she said the fist part in English but okay....she opened a door just next to the front door, turned on the light and walked away.
Well...okay then. The room was..not huge...well it wasnt really medium either. It was quite small. Kinda like a bike closet. But whatever, it will do for this year. I don't take up much space. Plus, I'll be cleaner if the rooms smaller. Though...the bike and rack of coats crowding the space wasnt really helpful. But at least the window was pretty. There was a little withered What i think was a rhododendron. ..But i might be wrong.
“dont worry little fella, we’re gunna grow nice and strong”
I couldnt really eat i was so scared for school. I had to pick up my uniform there so i figured it wouldnt hurt to be early. The school was about a 40 minute walk but i kinda enjoyed it...again..i like travel. By the time i got there, the gates were open. No one was around so i guess that was a good thing that i wasnt sticking out too much. I had an idea of where the front office was due to prior phone calls with some of the staff who were eager for me to arrive. One of these teachers was miss. Joun. She was very excited about me coming over and having a foreign exchange student from the uk. I guess i was the first British person they've had in a while?
It wasnt long before i met her in person, her smile was infectious and exactly what i imagined it to be. He helped me with my uniform and personally dropped me to my first class of the day.
Not too much happened in class, everyone welcomed me nicely and cheered for me but after that it seemed really hard to talk to someone. My anxiety was getting the best of me and i knew i had to be confident and at least attempt some talk. But the words just didnt come out. Lunch rolled around fast, but that wasnt really that much fun either. I didnt really sit with anyone and i was shaking like a mad man..so that wasnt helping. I kept hearing the word “pig”. I knew i wasnt as skinny as alot of the other girls im the school..but it was only because of the puppy fat. I dont know, maybe i was a little chubby. Ive never really thought about it too much before.
School seemed to move slower after that and i was actually feeling a little relieved to be walking home again. Though i found a little bench outside a park on my way back and decided to do a little extra korean before i got back. Maybe id try to make my new host family laugh or want to spend time with me. I dont know.
By 8 i was starving. The house was empty when i got home so i resided in my room till i had the confidence to venture out for food. I was half hoping someone would knock and call me sweetly . But alas nothing. When i reached the kitchen they were all there cleaning up their plates. I kinda felt like crying. But then again i couldnt blame them. I was knew here, i didnt know their schedule.
“hello, good afternoon”
“heres dinner”
The wife had but down a small plate infront of me with what looked like a few overdone kimchi pancakes and an apple. Not gunna lie i was kinda confused. But thanked her none the less. This was my fist encounter with the husband.
“hello, its nice to meet you, i’m y/n”
“hello, lin-ah i want a beer”
Well..okay . And just like that they both left me to watch the tv. Their son was still at the table studying. So i tried not to disturb him with my eating. Wwhen i was done i wasnt sure what to do with the plate.
“excuse me, what should i do”
“what are you saying, clean it”
Okay kinda rude. But sure. I did just that.
I went back to my room quicker than i thought was possible. I kinda just wanted to sleep. Today wasn't the best, but hey, it was a big one, an important one. It didnt have to be good by other people. You made it here. And that's all that mattered.
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