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xentari94 · 12 days

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We now interrupt our daily broadcast with a short message-

*hijacks the mic*

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*inhales*

I would also like to add that I-

LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM

We now return to our regular scheduled programming-

*steals the mic again*

BITCH THIS IS THE REGULAR PROGRAMMING HAS BEEN ALL ALONG!!!

🧡🧡🧡

🥹🥹🥹

I just really felt the need to get this off my chest, yeah. Have I mentioned I love him? Don’t believe I have.

#the bad batch #tbb #tbb tech #he is precious #i am screaming #i am weak for this man #i love him a very normal amount #😭😭🧡🧡

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belugaobsessed · 23 days

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sigh he's so pretty

#i love him a very normal amount #honkai star rail #hsr #dr ratio hsr #dr ratio

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corrodedbisexual · 1 year

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From this thrilling saga

#eurovision #esc 2023 #voyager #voyagerau #danny estrin #daniel estrin #i love him a very normal amount #i lied i love him a lot he's my aussie metal babygirl #blorbos from my song contest #misha-bawlins gifs

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bylrlvr · 2 years

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will is so pretty fr

mike wheeler do something about it

#byler #my boy <333 #i love him a very normal amount

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thecheesylasagna · 1 year

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@/nihilitystar’s Chandelingo

Such a silly guy honestly, also testing out new brush

#submas #pokemon ingo #pokemon #chandelure #chandelingo #i love him a very normal amount #object heads are always cool #cheese’s art

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stardustintheabyss · 2 years

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MHA SingingSoulmate!au

Harmonies of the Heart series Part 1

Prohero!Kirishima x gn!reader

Your soulmate can hear you sing (and yes some of the boys & y/n are dumb & can't recognize talking voices from your singing voices)

Warnings ⚠️ curse words, they are a staple in my vocabulary idgaf

A/n: WOOOO HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE LOML, MY FAVORITE REDHEAD, THE BRIGHTEST SUNSHINE, MY #1 COMFORT CHARACTER. EIJIROU KIRISHIMA!! damn these 11th hr birthday posts are popping out of me. Is this my best? Probably not but it isss what it issss. I have at least 3 more planned for this series (hopefully I can get them done before an hour until their bds are over 🥲) Also this is my first gn!reader so sorry if they're are any mistakes! 😅

Edited A/N: WHY THE FUCK DID I THINK HIS BD WAS ON THE 10TH AND WORKED MY ASS OFF TO GET IT OUT WHEN I HAD 6 MORE DAYS?! 😭😭😭

It's been about 2 years since you found your gym buddies that turned into friends. You've heard them refer to themselves as the "Bakusquad", how you fell in with a group of pro heros as a workout buddy you'll never know. Not that you're complaining, you love their chaotic energy. Currently you were on the way to your gym to meet them. You were blasting your favorite playlist, Throne by Bring Me the Horizon had just come on and you started to sing along.

Remember the moment you left me alone and

Broke every promise you ever made

I was an ocean, lost in the open

Nothin' could take the pain away

Suddenly a second voice could be heard in your head. The rough gravelly voice of your soulmate.

So you can throw me to the wolves

Tomorrow I will come back

Leader of the whole pack

Beat me black and blue

Every wound will shape me

Every scar will build my throne...

You smirked. It seemed your soulmate always sang along with you if he knew the song. Which to be fair is why you always played this playlist. He knew most of the songs. The duet came to an end as you pulled into the parking lot but one of your favorite songs came on next. So you did the logical thing and stayed in the car to sing your heart out.

Choke me like you hate me, but you love me

Lowkey wanna date me when you fuck me (uwu)

Touch me with the lights off and my chains on

Baby, I'm not the right one you should wait on...

After your solo you made your way into the gym to meet your friends. "Y/n! You're finally here! You missed it, Kiri nearly died!" Mina and Kami yelled.

"What?!" You shouted. "Is he ok?" Your panic had nothing to do with the teeny tiny crush you had on the red head. He WAS your friend after all.

"Yeah. Bro just choked on his protein drink out of nowhere is all." Sero filled in.

You calmed down and laughed scolding Mina & Kaminari. "Oh. Don't scare me like that jeez!"

Kirishima made his way to your line of sight, a heavy blush covering his cheeks. "Hey its not my fault my soulmate decided to sing something hot—" his rosy cheeks darkened," uh unexpected while I was taking a drink."

"Enough about your dumb love life. Are we going to work out or what." Bakugo grumble. That was all you guys needed to get your asses moving. For the next few hours you rotated on the equipment trying to one up eachother. Everyone had their own that they excelled in. Mina was queen of hip thrusts, Sero ruled anything that had to do with shoulders, Kami would put a wash board to shame with he abs he had, Bakugo was obviously #1 at arms (& everything else if you ask him) and Kiri you swore could damn near dead lift a car. And you apparently had "crush a watermelon thighs" or so Kami & Mina told you.

After the gruesome workout everyone piled into your car to go to your guys favorite post workout cafe. Yours was the only one that could fit all of you. Yes everybody could take their own ride but where's the fun in that. Bakugo always brought his motorcycle, Kirishima his truck, Mina's convertible and Sero and Kami rode skateboards. So you were the designated chauffeur.

Mina shouted, "SHOTGUN!" Seconds before Bakugo.

"YOU RODE SHOTGUN LAST TIME YOU ALIEN!" He yelled.

"Go cry about it." She stuck he tongue out at him as she slipped into the passenger seat. As you were pulling out onto the road Mina started to look for music on your phone. Usually whoever rides passenger uses their own phone but you had already plugged in yours while the group was bickering about who was sitting where. However Mina, your dear friend, liked to snoop through peoples playlists. "Ooh what's 'Favorites that we mostly duet ❤' Y/n?" She said giving you knowing side eye look while scrolling.

Your face was warm and not just from the workout. "Um, songs I like to sing along to?" She wasn't buying it. "Ok fine. Its mostly songs my soulmate and I sing together." You pouted sheepishly.

"Hmm. Lotta punk/alternative rock & emo music in here. But also some hella good pop bangers. Kiri I see lots of the bands you listen to." Mina observed. She clicked on a song and you heard familiar vocals of Sam Tinnesz.

Oh-oh-oh

I've got that lightnin' inside me

Son of a God

I'm like a titan that's risin'

Oh, just you watch

I'm steppin' into fate

There is no time to waste

I've got that lightnin' inside me

This is how legends are made...

"Really? Cool, your soulmate has good taste then." You saw that gorgeous smile of his in your rearveiw mirror.

"Your taste in music is ass, Shitty Hair." Bakugo rolled his eyes.

"Hey don't rag on other peoples music tastes dude. We don't say nothin when we listen to your classic rock love ballads." Kami interjected.

Bakugo crossed his arms "Tch. Whatever."

As you made the final turn to your destination a new song played. One that always make you feel like a bad bitch. And Mina shared the sentiment. She screeched, "AH THIS IS MY JAM!"

"BRO ME TOO! IF WE WERENT IN THE CAR I'D DO THE DANCE!" Kami screamed.

"SAME BESTIE!" Mina squealed. Kami & Mina started to sing along.

...I said certified freak, seven days a week

Wet ass pussy, make that pullout game weak, woo! (Ah)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, you fucking with some wet ass pussy

Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass pussy

Give me everything you got for this wet ass pussy...

You giggled how into they were. Pretty soon Sero was singing also & they were trying to get you to sing as well. You shook your head. You didn't really sing in front of people but you couldn't say no. So you started when your favorite part came up.

...Your honor, I'm a freak bitch, handcuffs, leashes

Switch my wig, make him feel like he cheating

Put him on his knees, give him some' to believe in

Never lost a fight, but I'm looking for a beating

In the food chain, I'm the one that eat ya

If he ate my ass, he's a bottom feeder

Big D stand for big demeanor

I could make ya bust before I ever meet ya

If it don't hang, then he can't bang

You can't hurt my feelings, but I like pain

If he fuck me and ask, "Whose is it?"

When I ride the dick, I'ma spell my name, ah...

Finishing the song as you pulled up to the coffee shop you heard Bakugo & Kirishima talking in hushed tones. Kiri's face was flushed & Bakugo had an amused smirk on his face. Everyone got out of the car & as you were about to step into the shop Kiri grabbed your wrist, stirring up the butterflies in your stomach. "Um, hey Y/n can we talk for a sec?" He looked nervous.

"Hey you guys coming or what?" Kami asked.

Bakugo pulled him away by the ear & into the Cafe to me up with Sero & Mina. "Come on Pikachu, give Rock Head & Y/n a minute."

"Sure, is everything okay?" You asked turned to Kirishima.

"Yeah, it's just," he licked his lips, "maybe it's better if I just show you. Do you mind if we go back in the car? I'm kinda self conscious about it..." You lifted your brow. "It's nothing pervy! I swear!"

You laid a hand hand on his chest and patted, "I know. Your not like that. I was just teasing you." Unlocking and getting in the car you turned to fully face him. "Okay what is it Red." His ears tinged scarlet at the nickname. They always did, you found it adorable.

He fiddled with his fingers."Uh, I hate to keep asking favors but could you close your eyes please?"

"Oh shush." You told him closing your eyes. "It's not a problem."

He released a shakey breath and soon you heard a familiar song. You cocked your head to the side wondering where this was going. Suddenly your favorite sound found your way to your ears. A sound you have only heard in your head previously. A rough gravelly voice that made your knees weak & your heart soar.

...Double bubble disco queen

Headed to the guillotine

Skin as cool as Steve McQueen

Let me be your killer king

It hurts until it stops

Your eyes snapped open. Eijirou Kirishima was your soulmate. You'd been around him for two fucking years & somehow neither of you had realized. You grabbed his clasped hands. His knuckles were white from gripping g them so hard. He wasn't looking at you. He was still singing.

We will love until it's not

I'm a killing spree in white

Eyes like broken Christmas lights

You ducked down a little while tilting his face up with your other hand. Tears were beginning to stream down you cheeks. His eyes widend in panic and he began to try and wipe your tears away. But you had a duet to sing. You smiled warmly at him.

My touch is black and poisonous

And nothing like my punch drunk kiss

I know you need it

Do you feel it

Drink the water

Drink the wine

Eijirou couldn't believe it. His gym crush. His friend. You were really his soulmate. So he did the only thing he knew what to do. He sang with his love.

Oh we gotta turn up the crazy

Livin' like a washed up celebrity

Shooting fireworks like it's the fourth of July

Until we feel all right

Until we feel all right...

By the time the song came to an end your cheeks hurt from smiling. You whispered, "Hey soulmate."

"Hi, soulmate." He whispered back before leaning in slightly. You met him the rest of the way. Your kiss was the softess kiss you've ever had. It was like he was afraid to break you. The grip he had on your waist was gentle but firm. As if you might disappear from him. Breaking the kiss he held his forehead against yours. "So I guess we should probably go in before the squad gets suspicious."

Sighing happily you agreed. "I mean we should go in, I'm starving." After getting out of the car for a second time you grabbed his had, lacing your fingers through his. "But I don't really care if they are suspicious or not." Your friends were looking at the both of you through the window.

"You know what? I don't either." Eijirou said before leaning down to kiss you again. You smiled into the kiss after hearing the outrageous shouting coming from your friends. Eijirou pulled away but barely. "So if I treat you to coffee or whatever you want does this count as a date?" He gave you that dazzling smile.

You chuckled. "If you want it too." You pecked him on the cheek. He grinned back at you all goofy.. "It's a date then!" You couldn't wait for all the duets to be sung together while being able to look into those sparkling ruby eyes. Side by side you made your way in together, your hearts in harmony with eachother.

#mha #my hero academia #kirishima #kirishima ejirou #kirishima x reader #soulmate au #kirishima x gn!reader #it is his birthday #may he get all the manly things and meat #my shark toothed sunshine #my red headed cinnamon roll #i love him a very normal amount #my tiny blog

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shutuptenguu · 1 year

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Its taking everything in my body to not change all my pfps into pom-pom I'm so fucking serious about making him my entire personality

I love small, cute conductors so much

He's so me...just a litol guy...

#I'm literally going to change them after posting this BYE #I love him a very normal amount #star rail pom-pom #tenguu.txt

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lastofgallifrey · 7 months

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in my eyes twelve is the doctor™ and the culmination of everything the doctor is and has ever wanted to be. i've always seen him as kinder and more painfully human than those before him and even though being nice can be a struggle being kind is literally his whole Thing. he's a good guy. with the roughest of exteriors but the gentlest of souls. gets angry but never resentful. flawed but his heart's in the right place. has difficulty with affection but cares more deeply than most. a little snarky and blunt but so compassionate and thoughtful and good and your honor he's really just a guy

#i miss him a normal amount #i'm gonna start munching on cement #this calls for a rewatch #he is so very dear to me #i love he #;-;#come back to me #that one post calling him an egg #a boiled egg #peel him and you find The Egg #doctor who #twelfth doctor #12th doctor #peter capaldi

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mochinomnoms · 3 months

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From @fima11 on tumblr

He doesn't see being shirtless as a big deal and isn't sure why you're blushing so much from his hug.

Alternatively, he totally knows why you are flustered and is doing this on purpose because he wants to see him as a man and not just your goofy friend.

Kalim!!!! He's LITERALLY the love of my LIFE!!!

I like to think that he can be a cheeky little guy, but he's always so sweet and a bit clueless that everyone doubts him sometimes. I think that Kalim has the bonus of being super emotionally intune and that can lead to some great empathy skills and awareness skills. So when he clocks in that seeing him shirtless makes you feel all sorts of ways, Kalim is gonna take that nugget of knowledge and do what he can with it.

Granted, he still goofy af so it's hard to take him seriously, but that's one of the things that draws you to him, no?

#mochi asks #twst #twisted wonderland #kalim al asim #i love him a very normal amount i should write more for him #a-twistedheartslonging

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l3viat8an · 11 months

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Nsfw content MDNI

My brain is absolutely empty, dead not a thought in it!!! But overstimulating Levi~!!!! It’s late so this probably has typos sorry!!!

Just imagine!!! Teasing his cock endlessly while he tries to play games.

Maybe letting him cum once or twice and acting like you’re done only to go right back to sucking his cock ♡

Anything from teasing kitten licks to deepthroating him and bobbing your head up and down as fast as you can.

Hearing his fucked out whines and pleas "F-fuck, M-MC….. please I- I can’t n-no…n-not again!!"

Games long forgotten in the background with one of his hands in your hair, it tightened a little and he almost pulled you away before actually pushing your mouth down a little further onto his cock.

Gasping when he hits the back of your throat, which causes your throat to tighten around his sensitive cock~

Levi’s other hand moving to cover his mouth and you have to glare up at him and pinch his thigh so he doesn’t hide his moans from you.

When he removes his hand again you ‘reward him’ pulling off of his cock with a wet pop sound and running your tongue over the few prominent veins, before your mouth is back around his cock.

Levi’s hips buck up into your mouth, when you do and he gasps out “Gah!! S-stop-mccc-I’m-ahh-clo-close!!!" but now his hips won’t stop!! His own body betraying him as you speed up your movements, moving your head up and down along his twitching cock.

Soon enough Levi’s whole body tenses up and his warm cum shoots down your throat.

You let out your own soft moan as you swallow his cum and pull away from his cock.

Levi’s looks practically boneless, slumped in his chair as he looks down at you.

He starts to open his mouth as if to say something just as you hard moves again, wrapped around his very sensitive cock ‘n stroking it slowly~

His voice cuts into a high pitched whine, "N-no more pl-please!!” he cried out while wrapping his hands around your wrist, but he doesn’t actually stop you. Instead his eyes locked with yours-

"Come on Leviiii~ just one more~?” you half whine tease and really how could he ever say no to you?

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