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takeme-totheworld · 4 months
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I have no interest in picking apart every little thing either of our ineffable duo says or does to the other to make them or their relationship look bad, because I really truly genuinely think a lot of the things they say to each other are just banter. But I always kiiiiiind of want to smack Crowley when he says "You really are terrible at magic" in 1941 because come on, your angel literally just saved you from getting dragged back to Hell with his silly little sleight of hand trick and he's so stinking proud of himself about it and you're going to choose this moment to tell him he sucks at it?
For the record, I'm not saying he should have showered him with praise instead, that's obviously not his style or their dynamic and I'm sure they're still kind of feeling out how they are going to be with each other after the holy water fight, but he could have just...not said that.
(In fairness, Aziraphale didn't look terribly offended or discouraged and I realize this is also probably bantery Crowley-speak for "I just almost shot you for your magic show, that was terrifying, let's never do that again," but it still gets my hackles up just slightly. It's such a cute sweet moment otherwise!)
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she is the epitome of dyed hair and pronouns
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bluberryfields · 8 months
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"What the hell did you just do?"
Part 2 of whatever. Continuing on with Tadfield Manor scenes, we get to the infamous "Wall" scene. I know it has been analyzed by many so far, but that's never stopped people in the world of literary analysis from spewing their own thoughts on well-reviewed texts. Also, I just want to.
Okay, so once they enter the manor building and see the management training branding, Crowley decides to "help out" and make all of the paintball guns into real machine guns. He snaps his fingers and points double finger guns at the passing "soldier".
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Aziraphale is dumbfounded. "What the hell did you just do?
Such language, Angel! And no physical reaction to it like Crowley did when he said "Heaven's sake" in E6. Huh.
Crowley, meanwhile, is thoroughly pleased with himself. They want to battle? He's happy to oblige.
This plus the scare in the courtyard lets us see Crowley enjoying the few perks of being a demon. It's fucking adorable.
Aziraphale cannot comprehend how Crowley - who just miracled a stain away on his coat because it bothered him - could do something so thoroughly evil. And with a jaunty step!
If Aziraphale had pearls, he'd be clutching them so hard.
To which Crowley takes the opportunity to once again point out the flawed binary system of morality. We the audience will see this argument again in the Body Snatcher minisode, so it's fun to see how these two keep having the same old debates throughout time just with different causes with which to start from.
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Pointing out hypocrisy while slinking down a hall? Crowley, you delicious tramp.
Aziraphale is still thoroughly horrified, but Crowley concedes with a sigh that everyone will, in fact, be fine. To me, his tone is a mix of disappointment at him not being quite as much of a bastard as he paints himself. He can't really hide his true self from Aziraphale.
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I love how he can't stop moving his body. Snakes gonna slither.
Then here is it. The big moment. Smug little Aziraphale feels the need to mention how nice Crowley is underneath his demonic persona.
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We now know that this is a reoccurring exchange, where Crowley must defend his title of Big Bad Demon in front of Azi's kind compliments. There's serious consequences to Crowley being labeled "nice" and Azi knows this by now. So why does he keep bringing it up? To provoke Crowley? To finally break him into admitting Azi is right? It's not like Azi can protect Crowley from Hell's wrath, but he pushes anyway.
I thought Crowley was the shit-stirrer in this relationship.
And now my favorite part. Sister Mary shows up and rightly implies these two are about to nail each other through the drywall. But when she recognizes Crowley, he stops her in her tracks.
The sass! It's off the fucking chart! Only an Angel could withstand such a display!
Aziraphale just straightens his clothes and lets the sass go unchallenged because he's still has a bit of self-preservation instincts left.
So I already talked about the "Luck of the devil" line from Aziraphale here, but it truly is a fun moment in the context of the whole scene. Crowley is worked up from the "nice" comment and Aziraphale's seeming refusal to stop analyzing him.
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Horny Aziraphale is sassy and Crowley looks like he wants to bite through a door frame.
So, obviously, I've spent way too much time rewatching these scenes, but I do find it so interesting how we see so much of their relationship on display within just a few minutes. The different personality traits to draw them together while also pushing them apart.
The way Aziraphale knows how to work Crowley, who in turns knows how to indulge appropriately. (*cough* bullet catch *cough*)
The way Crowley happily taps into his demonic toolbox to spread a bit of chaos without actually causing serious harm. (*cough* Job *cough*)
The way Aziraphale reflexively tows the party line of Heaven even in the face of Crowley's demonstrations of humanity's instincts. (*cough* all of time *cough*)
And basically the way they bring out the best (and sometimes worst) of each other. Some might say they're a team. Or a group. A group of the two of them.
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yourplasticpal · 6 months
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Another scene I would dearly love to see in GO 3:
Crowley and Aziraphale have been fundamentally changed by association with each other, but nobody knows that, not even them. So, Metatron, in a fit of "so done with this shit", pulls holy water out of the ether and douses Crowley in it. Absolutely drenched. Shocked silence from Aziraphale, prelude to murderous, grief-stricken rage...
BUT, after a few moments of existential panic - not unlike getting shot with what he didn't know was a paintball, extra dramatic book version please - patting himself down to make sure none of him has melted and/or otherwise ceased to exist, Crowley plants his hands firmly on his hips and gets in Metatron's face, like, "ok, first of all, you've ruined my jacket..."
I know, I know, canonically, Crowley's clothes are part of his body, but we're all going to ignore that for the sake of the ~sass~.
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iwasthenightingale · 9 months
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Deep in my feelings about all the ways Crowley loves Aziraphale. We know he loves his big heart and intelligence and sparkiness and tendancy to sass, but I don't think I've ever fully appreciated just how much Crowley admires Aziraphale's unpredictablility.
Aziraphale likes to think he's a sturdy moral compass and he moves at an absolute snails pace most of the time, but every once in a while he will do something so spontaneously bananas, so batshit-out-of-the-galaxy left field that Crowley is left both stunned and utterly delighted. Examples include blowing up his halo and almost starting a war, deciding to go to revolutionary France because he fancied some crepes, voluntarily performing a death defying magic trick, and of course the classic original - giving away his god-given flaming sword to save humanity.
Sometimes these are inconsequential choices, but often these decisions are brave and in the pursuit of a noble cause and I think Crowley secretly adores that about Aziraphale. Loves that sometimes he just throws caution to the wind for the things he's passionate about. Which, ironically, may be exactly the thing that's now torn them apart.....
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just-1other-nerd · 9 months
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Good Omens live blog ep. 12
Once again, did not totally forget this one in my drafts, I don't know why you're saying that...
He doesn't have real candles anymore, after the incident
How did he know from which class Muriel was?
I like the way he contrasts heaven so much, it just looks so weirdly pretty. Also, he's just got the gayest walk
Oh no, not the angel outfit
Maggie, love, now is the wrong time to awake your inner badass. Aaand just minutes later we've got an I told you so situation
The circle is such a nice callback and clever as well
The Muriel Crowley combo is one of the best things in this season
Crowley was high up in the heavenly ranking? I just know that there will be so many fan theories
Gabriel, or shall I say Jim, is just enjoying the chaos
Did Gabriel just say "Nah", like for real? He's such a bitch
Why is Saraqael so chill right now?
I'll do myself one better: Why was Gabriel so chill about going to hell? Very sus
So that was the institutional problem, a bit unspectacular if you ask me
Not the BOOKS!!! As a fellow bookseller, this season really hurts me as much as the last one. Why do they keep doing this?
So halos are weapons? Cool. Idk how to explain it, but he throws it in such a gay way. Are they dead? Discorporated? Unconscious?
Love how Crowley just keeps giving orders, and they just follow them like he isn't a demon
So we got the high-ranking angels there, Lord Beelzebub and this seemingly high-ranking demon, but wtf is Furfur doing there?
Crowley just keeps insisting that there is no war and weirdly everyone listens?!
Saraqael has got the sass
I knew something was up with the fly! But I thought it was a false lead or to spy on them, not a container of Gabriel's memories!
Beelzebub is strangely nice and gentle
INEFFABLE BUREAUCRACY IS CANON?! I thought of this more as a fun crackship, and I thought it was so silly that this would never become canon, so I didn't expect the fly to be connected to Beelzebub in a good way.
When he shows them the statue, they just make an "okay weird" face and move on, I think that's hilarious
How his love for Beelzebub not only makes him do a miracle but also appreciate earthly things
But that montage convinced me that they deserve a happy ending somewhere where they can't hurt anyone. The way they look at each other. Damn Beelzebub has a pretty smile
Today everyone seems to forget Saraqael's name
Crowley's got such a fun dynamic with so many people
Oh, that one guy is still alive
Maggie makes some moves, you go girl!
The way Crowley proudly watches when Aziraphale becomes bossy
Alpha Centauri is back, I can't cope!!!
They're singing their song, that's so cute
Shax and Furfur being besties, like slay
Is that the Metatron? What is he doing here? I sense something bad coming
The way Crowley recognises him before everyone else is so funny
The Ritz, oh my God, the Ritz! And alone time?! Like a date?!
Crowley is putting everything back to where it was, that's husband behaviour
Nina and Maggie speaking the truth! And Nina called her angel! Best advice, 10/10. Is this really happening? Will the ineffable husbands really become canon? So excited!
The romantic music from the Blitz!
No, Aziraphale, don't interrupt him now!
Please, don't let that go to where I think it's going!
FUCK IT IS!!!
Aziraphale, I know you really believe what you're saying, but I'm with Crowley on this one!
We get a love confession anyways? I think I might be dying. The way he looks up trying not to cry, like same.
So many daggers are being put directly into my heart right now!
The sunglasses, NOOOOOO!
He really does understand it better than you, but he needs to explain it! There is so much more to say!
No nightingales. Really?! Neil knows the fandom to well, he knows exactly where to hit us, so that it really hurts. I love and despise him for this
Oh my God, it's happening, everybody stay calm, stay fucking calm! They really just kissed! It's canon y'all! But also: not like this! NOT THIS DESPERATELY AND NOT THIS DEVASTATINGLY! I'M IN AGONY!
Not the "I forgive you"! Aziraphale, you idiot, I can't even express why that line and Crowley's answer are so damn emotional and full of meaning. The parallels! I can't cope! I literally rolled off the couch, and now I'm lying on the carpet crying!
Not the lip touch!
I don't think Muriel will do any harm to the shop, but they'll probably make lots of mistakes...
He doesn't take anything with him because Crowley was the only thing that really mattered!
Crowley judgingly and sadly looking at Aziraphale and the Metatron makes the pieces of my heart break again! And the dramatic strings in the background aren't helping!
The second coming?! We're in for a wild ride in season 3, not only emotionally and characterwise but also plotwise! I literally can't wait!
I can't help but hope that he won't step into this elevator until the last second, but somewhere inside me, I know that he just isn't there yet in his character development
Crowley looks so heartbroken, he finally sees their relationship for what it is and now he's lost it! He's shutting down the nightinggales song and drives away expressionless
WHAT KIND OF AN ENDING IS THIS?! WHAT THE FUCK, NEIL, WHAT THE FUCK! HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO US! ONLY SEASON 3 MIGHT BE ABLE TO HEAL US, BUT IT'LL TAKE FOREVER TIL IT'S OUT!
Loved this season, but damn do I feel an emotional overload and I have a love/hate relationship with that ending because as an aspiring writer, I would have done the same, it's brilliant, but it hurts so much!
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A Shy Archangel
Who knew you had the power to turn the archangel Gabriel into a shy little school boy; who also happens to have a huge crush on you. 
Gabriel falling deep into cupid’s pit with a sweet and high class female reader
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You were an angel of a girl. Beautiful, kind, and elegant. So much so, it was one big mystery as to why you were with the Winchesters. The whole reason of you being with them was because your mother’s dying wish to John Winchester, their father, was to protect you. So, you stayed with the hunter family, but you didn’t take part in any hunting. You were a more research and lore kind of girl.
So, for all those years, you were the one who stayed back and held the knowledge.
Meeting Castiel and Crowley were alright. Despite the sass and confusion that they can have, they sound quite reverent. Especially Castiel, as most angels usually contain a sort of humble elegance when they spoke. All but one angel that you’ve met.
An archangel to be precise. Gabriel.
He was unlike any angel that you've met or read about. Gabriel was mischievous, a loudmouth, and was nearly as bad as Dean when it came to jumping in bed with any woman who wanted sex.
You look like a church girl. Is what Sam always said to you. He was kind of right. You tried not to swear, you didn’t drink no matter how many times Dean pushed you, and you were still a virgin. This is why Gabriel found himself so in love with you. 
Actual love. Not just for a night. 
You were so different, so sweet, and so thoughtful, even of him. There were times that you called him to the bunker just to share a cookie because you know how much he loves sweets. And each time, he curses his family, because he finds himself unable to meet your eye. Gabriel couldn’t find any words to say, which was very unlike him, and he got all these butterflies in his stomach.
He was so...shy around you. The trickster in him just vanished and he acted so opposite of himself. Dean teased him and Sam felt sorry for him.
“Hey Y/N...you want a drink?” Gabriel gets so scatter-brained when it comes to thinking about you. So much so that he forgot your distaste for alcohol when he went to grab some for everyone. 
You looked up from your book to see him holding a bottle towards you, hand shaking slightly. When you looked up at his face, Gabriel quickly turned his head away from you so he didn’t have to look into your e/c eyes, causing a bit of his brown hair to fall over his face.
“Thank you, Gabriel, but I’m okay. Not my kind of drink.” You said with a sweet smile even though he wasn’t even looking at you. Dean snickered in the background while Sam slapped his shoulder. The archangel mentally cursed his idiocy as he offered you a slight smile, pulling his hand away. 
“S-sorry...I...” However, Gabriel didn’t even finish that stuttering sentence as he just nodded to himself and went back to the kitchen. Dean was appalled.
“What about our drinks?” He asked in irritation as Sam hit him again. Meanwhile, a frown came to your face as you watched Gabriel sulk off. 
“Was it something I said?” You asked the boys in front of you at the table. They looked at each other before Dean started to snicker a bit, causing you to look at him. He started shaking his head as he laughed to himself. The man couldn’t help it. This whole situation was hilarious to him. 
“You did nothing wrong, Y/N. Gabriel just has a little crush on you.” He said with a smirk which caused Sam to nudge him sharply.
“Dean.” Sam whispered with a “what the hell” look on his face. Dean just gave him that look straight back.
“What? If I don’t say something, nobody will. Besides, as entertaining as this is, I’m tired of watching an archangel act like fifteen-year-old who has no experience with women.” Dean said and you both looked at him, wondering why that was his comparison. The older Winchester looked around before meeting Sam’s eyes.
“Like how you were.” He said to his brother and Sam sighed, giving him a slight glare as that was not something that needed to be said. Meanwhile, you were just sitting there and taking in Dean’s words. Gabriel likes you? That would make his behavior make sense, but still.
“He...likes me?” You asked them, a slight blush coming to your face. 
“Madly.” “Oh so much.” Sam and Dean said at the same time. You smiled to yourself. Truthfully, it was hard not to like Gabriel. Even after all he’s done to you guys, his playful and energetic nature was something you found endearing. However, it seemed to be put on halt when you were around, causing the eccentric man to take it down several notches in hopes to appease you.
It was very cute.
“Alright, I’m back.” Gabriel soon reappeared with drinks for everyone. He handed Sam and Dean their portion before claiming one for himself. Hesitantly, but also seemingly excited, he took a seat next to you. It took him a few seconds, but he gained enough courage to snap his fingers and have a glass of apple juice.
“Something special for the lady.” He said with a shy smile, and you beamed. Dean then cleared his throat before standing up, forcefully grabbing Sam’s arm to make him stand up as well.
“Well, as adorable as this has been, we are going to leave the two of you be, so our feathery friend here can get something off his chest.” Dean said in what sounded like a friendly manner. However, anyone would know that he was just getting under the other man’s skin. After all the shit Gabriel put him through, this was just desserts.
“Dean.” The archangel said in a warning tone.
“C’mon Sammy, we have things to do.” Dean pulled his brother along back towards his room. Sam looked back at Gabriel, who gave him a look that said “please don’t leave me”. However, the younger Winchester gave him an apologetic look before disappearing, leaving the two of you alone.
Glancing over at him, you saw that Gabriel was staring at his lap, which his hands were folded on. He was wringing his fingers together and tapping his foot every now and then. His wispy brown hair fell over his face, barely concealing his very red cheeks.
“Gabriel...I already know how you feel.” You decided to just rip the band aid off for him because you felt pretty bad about what Dean did. It wasn’t his place to jump in and say anything for Gabriel, even if the archangel struggled to do so himself. You saw him peek out at you from behind his hair.
“Dean told me.” You confessed and you saw a flicker of anger in those honey brown eyes.
You guys sat in silence for a bit before Gabriel sighed. Seeing as his feelings for you were out in the open, he had no reason to hide anymore. Still, that didn’t stop a swarm of butterflies from attacking his stomach when he looked at you. You were looking at him for an explanation.
“I guess...I was just intimidated by you. You’re a different kind of woman than I’m used to. I felt...I felt that I needed to earn you. That you weren’t just a ‘one night stand’ type of gal.” He said with a bit of laughter, looking back at his hands. You smiled sympathetically, feeling a bit flustered that he viewed you so highly. Scooting your chair closer, you placed a hand on his shoulder and rubbed it slightly.
“Intimidated by me? I should be intimidated by you, Mr. Trickster.” You said teasingly and Gabriel just tilted his head back down, hair falling back over his face, but there was a smile. 
“Why do you have this effect on me...?” He whispered with a grin, a blush on his face. You giggled a bit as Gabriel soon joined in as well. You moved closer till your sides touched and his body went still.
“Don’t worry Gabriel. You don’t have to be shy anymore because...I like you as well.” You told him before using your hand to grab his face and pull it towards you to place a kiss on his cheek. 
Your own heart swelled when you saw the little boy smile that crept on his face, and he looked around in bliss.
“Now, go teach the blabbermouth a lesson.” You said to him, patting his shoulder with a smile. Gabriel’s confidence soon returned after he realized that he won the heart of his lady. He looked at you and booped you lovingly on the nose before standing up.
“Oh Dean...” Gabriel called out, his fingers ready to snap and send the older Winchester onto another hellscape. You giggled and opened your book again, listening out for the chaos to come.
Meanwhile, Sam has never run so fast in his life.
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kajaono · 8 months
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Still stuck here. So let me make yet another post about that scene
Crowley is always so loud, so full of energy, so "present". But this is the first we saw of him after Nina asked him: "Have you been together long?". He seems kinda... resigned? Nina forced him to face his one feelings and we all know it was a key moment for Crowley. And we all talk about Maggie saying: "You need to talk" is what makes him to confess his feelings. But honestly? I think he already knew earlier that he has to confess his feelings eventually. This is why he told Muriel:
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This was BEFORE Maggie said: "You never really talk."
This is also why he seems to taken back during the french café scene. He already entered the stage of depression and accaptance at the same time. He accepts that he loves an angel but he is also depressed because he has no clue how to tell Azi who is so busy with other stuff... who is so pure (in Crowleys eyes).
And so Crowley sits in this café, and sends so much mixed signals. On the one hand everything about this scene feels like a romantic date: the red rose, the red wine, the little stars. On the other hand he is silent, isn't moving much, has a certain aura of sadness around him and has already started drinking on his own.
Because Nina was the first human being to look through his carefully build mask of sass and coolness. "Have you been together long"? shatters all his walls, and he knows he has to do something, but doesn't even know if Azi loves him as well... him, a fallen angel, and so he drinks wine on his own. Until he sees his angel and can not control himself and ask: "Do you want a glass?" Because he doesn't know what to do, but he knows he wants this angel in his life and he is not gonna go down without a fight. Hello season 3
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rollforjackass · 9 months
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okay so i reread the good omens script book trying to look up a quote i remembered and i kept writing down the things that i absolutely loved about it, so here's just a list of all the quotes and moments that rewired my brain chemistry
aziraphale sasses the hell out of crowley about his antichrist birth organization skills
aziraphale saying “oh sugar” instead of oh shit...
first appearance of everyday by buddy holly, we all know how that turned out
aziraphale doesn’t know how an ansaphone works. this was in the book too, but it’s still funny, especially considering how in radio omens he at least knows about caller id
aziraphale brought shortbread for the drive to the convent. did he think it was a date? please say yes
crowley asked aziraphale if heaven wouldn’t give him (crowley) asylum and aziraphale was going to ask him the same about hell
aziraphale says “what the hell” after pointedly not swearing earlier. hypocrite ass
aziraphale is fine with killing the antichrist himself but gets upset about the humans killing each other at tadfield manor....more tasty hypocrisy. he thinks he can only ever do the Right Thing but he knows it's Wrong when anyone else does it
“aziraphale is rather enjoying having the upper hand in the ideas department for once”
crowley says “dude. chill.”
“for a moment his noble better nature rejects the idea out of hand. THEN HE FALLS...”
“aziraphale is softening. they haven’t spoken in a hundred years: he’s realizing they are still friends.” gets me every time i look at it
why was shadwell in prison?? america explain
“i work in soho, i hear things” patron saint of soho confirmed
i still think that the neon halo blinking on and off above aziraphale’s head is the HARDEST that neil gaiman has ever gone and that we deserved to see it in the final cut
"michael: when your cause is just you do not hesitate to smite the foe, aziraphale." i'm thinking thoughts about the s2 finale under this lens; when your cause is just (saving the love of your life) you do not hesitate to suffer for pursuing it
“crowley looks back. he looks at aziraphale. above them, a beautiful starry sky. and crowley softens.”   jesus janthony christ.
“aziraphale is looking for someone. he spies a human statue dressed as an angel, with wings. it’s not him.”   GOD
gabriel about aziraphale: “i’m disappointed in him. not thinking like an angel.”
crowley “looks up, and talks to god, in the classical fashion.” see i really want a script book for s2 because i want to see aziraphale's expressions of faith plucked out a little bit more
crowley in the cinema: “he’s waiting for the end of the world. out of time. out of hope.”
the fact that crowley saw aziraphale walking down the street and left dagon on read is priceless
aziraphale looks hurt after crowley says he won’t even think about him
the music for the gavotte scene was recommended to be “i am a courtier grave and serious” from gilbert and sullivan’s the gondoliers which is PERFECT
“aziraphale is heading down the street, looking harried and as if he is carrying the weight of the world on his shoulders. which he is.”
sandalphon says “you know how we treat traitors in wartime?” to aziraphale and there was meant to be blood on aziraphale’s lips after sandalphon punches him. death to sandalphon
“why would you do this? we’re the good guys.”
aziraphale (resolutely not swearing): you. you B…AD angels.
“seducing women to do your evil will!” “i think perhaps you’ve got the wrong shop.” still the campiest line delivery i've ever seen
we don't need to speculate about crowley being in tears in the burning bookshop because according to the script he is canonically right on the verge of it
“right. i’m done. i’ve had it. i don’t care about any bloody angels or humans or anyone. i hate you all. somebody killed my best friend, and i don’t even care who did it. bastards, all of you.”   😭
when aziraphale is discorporated, his heavenly appearance is all his normal clothes but gleaming white
aziraphale: i have no intention of fighting in any war. “all angels on the floor turn and look at the angel who has said the unsayable.”
aziraphale can’t actually see crowley in the bar scene…he has no idea how wrecked his best friend is
aziraphale doesn’t take sugar with his tea. bastard
aziraphale crosses his fingers under the table when answering shadwell’s nipple question
aziraphale is wearing madame tracy’s pink motorbike helmet in the mirror of her scooter
they describe crowley’s suit in the burning bentley as “interestingly ripped”...........we were robbed of a crowley boob window moment and i'll never forget
aziraphale introduces crowley to madame tracy as “he’s…well, we’re sort of business associates.” you know, like a liar
aziraphale was fully about to murder adam. i don’t think i can stress this enough
aziraphale pokes himself to make sure he’s solid once he’s separated from madame tracy
aziraphale isn’t threatening crowley with the sword, “just making his point that he can do dangerous out-of-character things if he needs to.”
crowley: what if the almighty planned it this way all along? from the very beginning aziraphale: takes a drink from the bottle of wine
aziraphale looks like he’s going to cry when crowley reminds him that the bookshop burnt down 😭
aziraphale-as-crowley looks depressed 😭 he still thinks his bookshop is gone
the angels kidnapping crowley-as-aziraphale zip-tied his hands those dickheads
aziraphale-as-crowley: my friend! they’re kidnapping my friend!
the hit hastur gives aziraphale-as-crowley would have killed a human 0/10 wahoos
“the van with [crowley-as-]aziraphale in it drives away, and [aziraphale-as-]crowley tries to crawl after it.”   HEY NEIL I JUST WANT TO TALK
crowley-as-aziraphale says “what fun. i love a barbecue.”
i am literally ENRAGED that sandalphon was like “hell yeah you can hit aziraphale” to the minor demon who brought the hellfire i WILL throw hands
uriel calls it a barbecue too those fuckers
in the script uriel and sandalphon have their flaming swords drawn, so it wasn't going to be as insidious as expecting aziraphale to walk into the flame of his own volition. but they didn’t end up including it in the show, so it is that insidious after all
aziraphale-as-crowley keeping his socks on for the bath was such a choice
“he doesn’t actually have a newspaper and a cigar, but damn, he’s enjoying himself in his bath” 
i've seen so little talk about how absolutely ice cold aziraphale is in the bath scene with the whole “so you’re probably thinking, ‘if he can do this, i wonder what else he can do’? and very, very soon, you’re all going to get the chance to find out.” BECAUSE THAT SHIT IS TERRIFYING
aziraphale-as-crowley: michael. duude.
crowley and aziraphale both get out of their own elevators and meet up to walk out together which is poetic cinema
PIGBOG AND THE OTHER MOTORCYCLE IDIOTS THAT HUNG OUT WITH DEATH WERE GOING TO BE INCLUDED i miss them
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ineffableandco · 9 months
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✨Good Omens 2 Review✨
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There’s so much to say I don’t really know where to start. After watching it I feel utterly and deeply satisfied. I expected this season to be great and I’m not disappointed. It goes beyond my wildest dreams. It’s just perfect. The cinematography, the music, the acting, the writing, everything is just top class. There’s drama, comedy, epic and it all blends in together very harmoniously to create a brilliant piece of television.
I remember being super excited when S2 was announced and when we got the first on set photos but it was nothing compared to the immense joy I felt when I saw my favourite angel and demon back on my screen. It was like meeting up with friends after a long time, it felt just right, like coming home.
I really love how vibrant the colours are this season, I find it extremely pleasing aesthetically speaking. I love that we get to see more of street where the bookshop is and simply more of the bookshop itself. And I’m sure there’s more to reveal. A round of applause for the people who worked hard to build all the various locations in a studio!
Regarding the story itself, I love how it is written and how it unfolds. It is very much about Crowley and Aziraphale but the other characters really have the opportunity to shine no matter the amount of screen time they have. One of my favourite things about S1 was the cold open in episode 3 so I’m thrilled that we get that in S2 with the minisodes. They were brilliant so a big shoutout to the talented people who wrote them!
Now about the characters, can we talk about how fucking amazing they are? I’ll start with Miranda Richardson’s Shax. I LOVE her, a perfect mix of comedy and badass. It’s in tune with Madame Tracy, her character from S1, despite them being two different characters.
In the “returning actor, different character” category Nina and Maggie are just fabulous, I just love them. I really love the wonderful dynamic the characters and actresses have.
As for the new characters, especially Mrs. Sandwich, Mr. Brown, and Pat, they may not have had that much screen time but they were just brilliant and really funny. Still in the new characters category, I am very fond of Muriel and Saraqael. Muriel because they’re the sweetest cupcake ever and Saraqael because the sass is incredible. So a big shoutout to these two wonderful actresses! And also a big shoutout to Shelley Conn for nailing the role of Beelzebub.
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Now Crowley and Aziraphale, I didn’t think I could love those two idiots more than I already do but obviously I was wrong. And if anyone needed any more evidence that David Tennant and Michael Sheen are perfect for the roles then they should watch S2. I love how noticeable yet still subtle the changes in the characters and their relationship are. It’s just a natural progression. David and Michael already had incredible chemistry in S1 but in S2 it’s even more remarkable. Their off-screen friendship shines through and greatly contributes to making the connection between their characters even more genuine and believable. (I’ll write more about them/my theories later).
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Now I’d like to quickly talk about two of my favourite things this season: the opening scene and episode 3.
That opening scene was everything. I didn’t expect to see Angel Crowley but what a delightful surprise! I cried because he’s just gorgeous and innocent. The pure delight and excitement he feels about creating stars is just so precious. I’m glad we got to see it and I really hope we’ll get to see more eventually.
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Now episode 3 was just hilarious. The bits in Edinburgh had me in stitches. I’m beyond thrilled that David Tennant got to use his Scottish accent, it was music to my ears. And Crowley was just peak comedy. One of my favourite little details in that episode is the change in the telephone wallpaper, switching from the Union Jack to the Scottish flag. I see what you did there 👀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Overall, my mind is blown and my heart is half in pieces and half holding on as best as it can. This new season is a little gem. I laughed and I cried but overall my heart was filled with joy because I got to see my favourite characters again. I wasn’t worried about what this new season would be like but I’m still really pleased to see that it’s Good Omens at heart. And I’m sure Terry would love it. It is truly a labour of love. Made by people who love the story and characters for people who love them just as equally. But also people who love their craft and love to share it with people who are just as eager as them. There are so many details that are so meaningful. And the Easter eggs, I spotted a few of them and I know there are more for me to discover. I also want to give a big shoutout to the costume department who made the wonderful costumes they are truly marvellous. A round of applause to Peter Anderson Studios for their wonderful designs. And also a special mention to David Arnold and his team for the delightful music. The theme variation for the end titles of episode 3 have special place in my heart. Bless me bagpipes it was glorious!
And finally a heartfelt thank you from the bottom of my heart to the wonderful people who made it all happen. Lots of love and gratitude from me. ♥️
@goodomensonprime @neil-gaiman
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aquaburst3 · 4 months
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Bored now. Here are my headcanons of what would happen if Percy, Annabeth and Grover were isekaied into the TWST universe:
If the Mirror acknowledges his powers, he would be sorted into Octanivelle. Besides the obvious, he's very kind and loving boy, which are some positive qualities associated with that dorm. If not, Ramshackle. (To be more chaotic, I would go with the former.)
If Grover and Annabeth came along for the ride, I can see Annabeth being sorted into Scarabia due to her cunning and wit. Not sure about Grover.
Percy, King of Sass, would make Crowley go grey from his quips alone.
Percy would snicker at the Hades statue.
The three of them theorizing if Nico is related to Idia.
Percy singing "Under the Sea" and "Poor Unfortunate Souls" around the dorm.
The three of them having flawless skin and Vil trying to figure out why.
Percy would ace Animal Linguistics (cause he speaks fish and horse).
Azul would sense that there is something really off about the three of them, but a hard time placing what that is until his arc.
I can see Percy getting along with Malleus. They are both powerful people, who people misjudge for things out of their control.
I can also see him getting close with Azul and the Tweels.
Percy would help Azul to get over his issues like his ED.
Annabeth would vibe with Jamil. I think she would find him sus at first and immediately know he's planning to take down Kalim. But after she gets to know him more and understand why he's like that, she would understand. She would also get along with Trey and Cater.
Grover would also get along with Silver and Kalim.
Percy: What do mean Rook can't shadow travel? How does he keep popping out of nowhere?
Floyd calling Percy "Aquaman", since he can't call him shrimpy due to being the son of Poseidon. Que the Leo Valdez flashback.
Percy waiting for Azul to sing "Poor Unfortunate Souls" when he makes the deal with him.
If I was making this a fic, I'd make the collateral be Percy's god powers and that would be what Azul is after instead of Ramshackle.
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If an angel's form is like a type of energetic light? And Castiel's true form is that of the Chrysler building? If the room is too short in height to allow Cas' energy light to reach that height, it means the remaining light has to go somewhere. Either horizontally or diagonally. Maybe even permeates the whole room
So like imagine Crowley being a demon can see Cas' true form and he is like talking to Cas who is just radiating light through the room. Light only demons like Crowley can see
So like Crowley sees all this energy, power and still sasses and teases Cas lol. And they weren't tight??? Sure lol
But it gets better when Castiel is outside, the energetic light of his Chrysler building height of energy would have room to reach it's full height without bouncing off a ceiling and you have Crowley casually walking up to a powerful energy the height of a Chrysler building to have a chat
Cas this tall and huge energy of light sees this short demon and thinks I'm too curious to try and smite him
Crowley walked up to this dangerous power not because he needed him but because he had a crush and wanted to work with his crush
I will say this again finding Purgatory just involved finding alpha monsters and torturing them for info. Like for sure Cas made it easier but Cas wasn't NEEDED. Crowley had heaps of men and demons to get those alpha for him, it would have been slower without Cas but doable. Getting Cas' help was a crush more than needing Cas as a partner
Cas is so fascinated by Crowley that he wasn't quick to smite him
I esp love the scenes were Cas keeps not killing Crowley
Flee or die
Are you sure you want to take that chance? When Cas is rescuing Kevin. Like he just stands there dramatically his wings unfurling like yo Crowley this is me giving you the opportunity to teleport out
And it hits differently from the Winchesters allowing Crowley to live many times. The Winchesters know theoretically that Crowley is a demon but they dont SEE that he is a demon. Crowley is very human presenting and when you know sum in theory that affects you differently than seeing it in reality
Cas sees Crowley is a demon meaning Crowley's human facade wont have any affect on him and yet he still gives the dude the opportunity to live especially like in season 8 even when Crowley is the villain. No longer a frenemy just a straight up villain and Cas is like you sure you wanna have this fight? This is your warning
Whereas the Winchesters would like just go straight for Crowley with a dagger but ofc Crowley would teleport out but they wouldnt give a warning like Cas did
You would only taunt energy as big as a Chrysler building if you were tight
Like would you walk up to an acquaintance radiating light and energy the size of a Chrysler building and call them a whore? Lets be effing honest with ourselves here you wouldnt unless you and them were tight and had a bond
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Good Omens Episode 3
I still don’t know why y’all are interested in this, but it’s more popular than anything I’ve ever posted before (including meticulously crafted DND stories and no im not bitter about that who’s bitter I’m not bitter you’re bitter) so I guess I’ll just...keep going?
Oh, and we’re back to the Garden of Eden. What’s he doing with that rock- oh look it’s God
Ah, this is presumably Noah’s Ark. Ok, but the thing is (here I go on a literary rant)- all civilizations who have recorded history have some sort of a flood myth/story! It’s everywhere- I really do think that at some point there was a massive flood that reached...possibly everywhere, I’m not too familiar with Native American mythology, but presumably Asia and Europe. 
“As a promise not to...do it again.” “How kind” Crowley’s sass is l e g e n d a r y
wOW I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT OK I JUST GOT OUT OF HOLY WEEK 
that was...a lot more graphic than I was expecting. I mean, you hear the hymns, everything, I even cried on Holy Thursday and couldn’t keep singing but I’ve never seen...
“What else am I gonna be, an aardvark?” Ok but does this mean Aziraphel was hoping that Crowley could be redeemed
these boys are SO dramatic- how old are they, 12?
burbage was absoLUTELY flirting with Crowley also why does it feel like Aziraphel knows nothing about plays? I mean “I love all the...talking...” it’s called a MONOLOGUE you silly angel
Hah so this is the Arrangement I’ve heard/read so much about. Ohhh Aziraphel’s so worried about Crowley! How did it take him until the literal end of the world to figure out he liked Crowley?
Ah, Paris. I’ve been waiting for this. Dude is so OBVIOUSLY waiting for Crowley-
Oh, Crowley froze time, didn’t he? Zira’s face just lit up like a candle how is he THIS OBLIVIOUS
I mean...do I feel bad for Jean-Claude or not? How did those soldiers not recognize him?
“I like pears” oh stay on topic Zira. Also, did anyone else get flashbacks to the Doctor’s hate of pears when they were talking about this?
...even though I knew this fight was coming and could practically recite it word-for-word it still h u r t
Ah. 1941. That’s a lot of lit candles for a church with two people in it...and those do NOT look secure. Even if that church didn’t blow up it probably would’ve burned to the ground sooner rather than later.
Whoa- triple crossing
They’re making light conversation while someone points a gun at them- never change, boys. never change. 
his fACE HE- gAH THESE BOYS
Also Crowley sounds so cool and suave but I would bet all the money in my purse that he rehearsed what he was going to say beforehand- probably in front of a mirror
wait, shadwell- shadwell- oh im STUPID ITS
im not even going to finish that sentence
Zira’s so scared and my heart is breaking 
we’re halfway through the episode and NOW the title sequence starts. It still doesn’t make any sense but at this point I’m just here for the music- oh and that epic thing they do at the end where the letters unfold to say “Good Omens”
I’m still in love with Dog. He’s the best thing ever and I want to hug him. 
Ok Adam is also completely precious. His book sounds exactly like something an 11-year-old would write. 
Ooooh Shadwell and Crowley still keep in touch- and Shadwell thinks Crowley’s the son of the man he met in... what was it, 1960? It’s been less than 10 minutes and I already can’t remember
I bet Anathema’s ranting about the world is going to shape what happens in Armageddon 
Adam’s been manipulating the weather in Tadfield for years, hasn’t he. White Christmas...
Are you serious both Crowley and Zira have been sponsoring the Witchfinder’s Army? 
Chow™
b o y s  you cannot do this to my h e a r t
Adam got rid of nuclear power in his sleep and replaced it with a sherbet lemon. wow. 
Well, that’s the end of episode 3- you know, I’m really enjoying this, more than I thought I would. I know the plot, yeah, but there’s so much I didn’t know and can still be surprised by. Next post might come out tomorrow or Sunday, or it might not...I’ve got a lot of editing to do. 
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queen-of-deans-booty · 10 months
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Devil May Care: Part One
Pairing: Dean Winchester x Female!Reader
Word Count: ~2k
Warnings: canon angst and violence
Summary: Castiel is missing after you told him to go to the Bunker after the angels fell. However, that is put on hold when Abaddon calls with two hostages that you now need to save.
Author’s Note: I do not own anything from Supernatural. All credit goes to their respective owners. Any and all comments on these are appreciated.
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Instead of heading straight to the Bunker, Dean parked on the side of the road next to some outdoor picnic area. Sam's curious as to what's been happening since the fall, so you've told him everything minus the angel that's locked inside of him.
Dean is laying flat on top of the wooden table, and Joanna is climbing all over him like she's at a jungle gym. Mary's having some trouble crawling, but you're right next to her so she doesn't fall off the table.
"Joanna, be careful."
"Daddy is strong. He can take it," she says casually.
You and Dean laugh at this, and he tickles her side until she is crying with laughter.
"So, Cas is human?" Sam asks.
"Ish," Dean says, holding onto Joanna and sitting up so she is now in his lap. "I mean, he doesn't have any grace, no wings, no harp, and whatever the hell else he had."
"Okay. Where'd he crash-land?"
"He called us from a payphone from Longmont, Colorado. We told him to head to the Bunker."
"You think he can handle a road trip like that?"
"Cas is a big boy. If things go sideways, he has our number. Right now, we have bigger worries."
"Like the fallen angels."
Dean meant about Ezekiel, first, but he doesn't make a move to show his true feelings.
"Right. Thanks to Metatron, we now have a couple of thousand confused loose nukes walking around down here."
"What do you think they're gonna do?"
"We have no damn idea," you sigh.
"What about Crowley? Did you kill him?"
"I would've loved nothing better than to ice that fucking bitch. Then I thought to myself, what would Sam Winchester do?" Dean says bitterly.
"I'd've stabbed him in the brain."
"Well, I figured the King of Hell might know a few things, so why not keep his ass alive for the time being?"
"He's alive?" Sam asks, shocked.
You pick Mary up and follow Dean over to the car, to which Dean unlocks the trunk. Inside is Crowley, handcuffed, gagged, and unable to get out because of the warding. Dean painted a devil's trap underneath the roof to keep him from smoking out.
"Yeah, he's our bitch now," you grin.
"Yeah, bitch," Joanna says.
"Joanna!" you laugh, and Dean covers her mouth immediately. Crowley rolls his eyes at the sass she gives him, and Dean closes and locks the trunk. "We should really watch what we say around her."
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By the time you get back to the Bunker, you're disappointed that Castiel isn't here. He either got lost, got captured by the many different angels after him, or found someone else to help. Either way, he's not here. The only person who you left behind in the Bunker is Kevin, and you're not sure what you'll be walking into.
Some of the lights are on, but as soon as you walk in, someone sets off the first trap. An arrow whizzes straight at you, but you use your magic to catch it before it can hit anyone. You look below to see Kevin with an automatic crossbow in his hands. You can't see much from your vantage point, but you can see that he's overturned the library tables to make some sort of barrier to protect him. He also took the books and stacked them all around him so nothing could get him.
"Easy there, Katniss," you say and walk down the metal stairs with Dean.
"Dean? Y/N? You're alive!" Kevin laughs.
"Had that hit me, not for long."
"Sorry, it's been a bad couple of days. I haven't slept or eaten, and I'm pretty backed up."
"Okay, TMI," Dean shakes his head.
"After we talked, this place went nuts, alright? There was some alarm, all the machines were freaking out, and the bunker just locked down! I couldn't open the door, my cell phone stopped working, and I thought the world was ending!"
"Close. The angels fell from Heaven."
"What does that mean?"
"Nothing good," Dean answers, and takes the crossbow from Kevin. "Listen, next time the world's ending, grab a gun." He takes out his cell phone to check if he has service. "I have service."
Kevin flips some switches on the control panel in the war room. All the lights turn on, and the machines whir into action.
"It's back online. Maybe when you opened the door from the outside, it reset the system."
"Yeah, let's go with that. Clean this all up," you say regarding the mess.
Sam enters the Bunker from above with Crowley next to him, and the demon has a bag over his head so he doesn't see where the Bunker is or what's inside. As soon as Kevin sees him, all he sees is red.
"No," Kevin whispers to himself.
Sam and Dean lead Crowley to the dungeon which is perfect for holding a demon while you put the kids to bed. They've been stuck in a car for almost twenty-four hours, so they need to take a much-needed nap. After that, you leave their room and head to the dungeon where Crowley is now chained to a chair in the center of the big devil's trap on the floor. Crowley takes in his surroundings. The side wall is filled with all kinds of torture implements.
"Homey. Where did you get this fantastic little treehouse?"
"Alright, here's how it's gonna go. You're giving us the name of every demon on Earth, and the people they're possessing," Sam demands.
"Am I? That doesn't sound like me."
"I saw you break down, Crowley. When I was trying to cure you, I knew a part of you was human again, and maybe still is."
"Blah blah, boohoo," Crowley rolls his eyes. "Are you done? Good because this is what I know. I'm not giving you anything. Why would I? You have no leverage, darlings. You're not gonna close the gates of Hell because you didn't. You're not gonna kill me because you haven't. So, what's left?"
"We have a few ideas," Dean smirks.
"Torture. Brilliant. Can't wait to see Sam in stilettos and a leather bustier, really putting the S-A-M into S&M. Honestly, boys. What are you gonna do to me that I don't do to myself just for kicks every Friday night?"
"Rot in Hell. See if we care," you say.
You and the brothers turn and leave the dungeon, closing the doors and locking them. Not like he can get out anyway. You turn off the lights and leave Crowley alone to stew in his feelings. When you get back upstairs, Kevin isn't shy to show his anger.
"What's Crowley doing here?! Why isn't he dead?! Why aren't you stabbing him right now?!"
"Calm down, Kevin," you sigh. "We need him."
"What?!"
"If we can get Crowley to give us the name of every demon he's got topside, we can hunt them down. All of them. He will break. When he does, we'll hold him down while you knife him. Then, we all go out for ice cream and strippers," Dean jokes.
"Just stay away from him, alright?"
Kevin sighs knowing he is outnumbered and unable to get past two heavyset Winchesters and a witch.
"Now what?"
"I gotta make some phone calls. You need to hit the Angel tablet and see if you can find anything on the spell that Metatron used to empty out Heaven," Dean says.
"Yeah, maybe we can reverse it before the God Squad does too much damage," Sam says. "I'll check anything relating to angels and demons and anything with monsters."
"It's going to be a long year," you sigh.
The best thing to do is to get on top of this angel thing, and Dean called every hunter he knew to see if they knew more about the angels falling. Some of them had no clue what was going on, some had information that Dean already knew, and others didn't answer. Dean's on the phone with Irv, a hunter your dad used to work with that he'd tell stories about. You've never met him but you know about him.
"Did you say fallen angels?"
"Yeah, they're monsters with good PR," Dean rolls his eyes. "So, if you run into one, torch his ass with holy oil. Oh, and if they drop a silver sword, grab it. Those pigstickers come in handy."
"Copy that."
"Hey, I know this is weird, but--"
"Weird is what we do," Irv cuts him off. "I remember this case me and Bobby worked up in Saskatoon, and it had these two—"
"Werewolf siamese twins," Dean chuckles.
"He told you about that?"
"Every time he drank Labatt's," you say.
"Yeah, so if you run into any problems, give me a call, okay? The more hunters that know, the better."
"Roger-Dodger."
Sam comes in with his laptop in hand just as Dean hangs up on Irv.
"I found something. Nothing angel related but it's demon related."
"They're all the same thing to me. Tell us in the car."
"Kevin!" you shout. You peek your head into the library where Kevin is cleaning up the books he made a mess of. "You're on kid duty. Can you handle that?"
"Fine," he sighs.
"Great. Thank you. Call me if you have any issues."
After packing up your things, you three head out. All that Sam knows is that a bus that held a few army soldiers and some prisoners was abandoned in a parking lot. The only thing left behind was the prisoners, but they were all dead. The entire area has been marked off with yellow tape, and there are multiple police officers and army personnel present. This is either going to go very well or not at all.
As soon as you step out of the Impala, you cough at the strong scent.
"Oh, God. This place reeks of sulfur," you groan.
"Between the stink, the freak thunderstorms, and every dead cow within three miles, I'll take demons for $1000, please," Dean jokes. A sergeant walks up to you three with an unhappy face. She must not like that you're here. "Hey. Agents Stark, Banner, and Maximoff, FBI. We're here to have a look around."
"Why? This is a military case, not a federal one."
"Well, that's not what our supervisor said," Sam sasses her.
"Is that so? Then maybe he and I oughta have a chat," she says with a bittersweet smile.
You're about to use your magic on her, but Dean is already pulling out his phone. There are a bunch of police and military personnel here, and if one of them sees you using magic, then it's game over for you. Dean quickly dials someone without looking at the Sergeant.
"Hey, boss, uh... we have a little problem here."
"Boss?" Kevin says, confused.
"Yeah, just a local badge needs confirmation we're supposed to be here. About how the word came down from FBI headquarters in DC."
"Wait, what?" Kevin stutters.
Dean has no choice but to hand her the phone, and you wait and see if you'll really need your magic or not. The Sergeant doesn't take her eyes off Dean as she puts the phone to her ear.
"This is Sargent Miranda Bates, who am I talking to?"
"Uh, Kevin... Solo."
"How old are you?"
Uh oh. Kevin better be quick on his feet if he is going to get you access to this crime scene without you stepping in.
"Old enough, and I'm with the FBI so you have to do what I say, or—"
"Listen, kid," Miranda cuts him off, "I don't have to do anything, and I don't take orders from the Feds. So, unless you can give me one good reason you got a few pretty-boy agents poking around my crime scene, I'm gonna put them in cuffs and spank your ass raw, understand?"
Shit.
"Cabo, last June."
"What?" her face pales, and you smirk subtly.
"That's my reason. My favorite is you in a sombrero doing a body shot off some naked guy in a Luchador mask. Super classy."
"How did you find that?"
Classic Kevin to go hacking around in her life.
"Because I'm Kevin fucking Solo. So, unless you want this forwarded to your commanding officer, Major Velasquez... I suggest you give my guys anything they want. Understand?"
"Yes."
"Yes, what?"
"Yes, sir," she sighs and hands the phone back to Dean.
She looks around awkwardly before leaving your side.
"Kevin? What the hell did you just do?" Dean asks.
"All military computers are linked to the same network."
Dean gives Sam the okay, and both you and Sam leave his side so he can finish his conversation with Kevin.
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If Leona gave me any sass about Ramshackle breaking down I'd just call Malleus lmao 😭😭
id be the opposite haha, i actually don't really like malleus so id probably go to kalim cause i don't feel like getting lectured about what constitutes a gargoyle /hj 💀 but anything in this situation would be better than leona if he was being sassy tbf, as much as i love him i think malleus would handle protecting you better cause he wouldn't even hesitate to one shot Crowley and he'd be there in like 0.5 seconds making sure you're okay and permanently relocating you to Diasomnia meanwhile you'd probably have to try to convince Leona to let you stay at Savannaclaw with an injury. but also
MC under the rubble with crossed arms: I'm calling Malleus, Leona!
Leona: like fuck you are im literally omw i will be there soon don't you call that lizard
MC: uh oh! my hand is slipping and dialing his, well Lilia's number cause Mal doesn't know how to use his phone . . . achem! anyway, I'm halfway through the number! im having once prince come save me tonight and it may not be you!
Leona, sprinting his ass off as fast as he can: NO IM GETTING THERE IM NEARLY AT THE BLOODY DOOR CAN YOUR HAND BE USEFUL AND SLIP YOUR PHONE UP
MC: so hey Lilia, can you get Malleus on the line I-
Leona, busting into MC's room and hauling them from under the rubble as he snatches the phone: yeah that's right get him on the line and tell him that it was me who saved MC's ass
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justkingwolf · 9 months
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I am dubbing this AU "Good AnthrOmens" bc I can. I just like drawing fun creatures and anthros and I can make it Good Omens if I want!! I imagine they're probably sassing someone in this, like the married idiots they are.
Crowley is a fox. I also tried a cat and a ferret/stoat but ultimately the fox Shapes felt the most fun. They're mischievous and cheeky, but love to laze about, and at least in the UK often considered pests so it fits his whole demon thing.
Aziraphale is a white lion. I've always thought of him as a white lion bc of the biblical symbolism of lions and also the fact he's a Guardian and lions are often used to symbolise guardians/guarding. Also I love the idea of him being a large predator but also soft.
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