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have not seen nearly enough people talk about the part in the book where crowley seriously considers bypassing the whole apocalypse by swinging the antichrist’s basket around as fast as he can Immediately after getting it
#i'll post a picture when i'm off work but My Guy#he was gonna tom sawyer that baby#good omens#oxly hollers
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while i'm thinking about my favorite parts of different versions of good omens, there's also the part in the radio drama when aziraphale knows it's crowley calling when he picks up the phone, smugly claims it's because he's been anticipating crowley for thousands of years, and then admits to having caller ID
#in my mind his phone is permanently that antique rotary one from the show so this is Very funny to me#because does the name just??? show up on the dial?????#do all the numbers replace themselves with the letters of the person's name??????#or does he just THINK he has caller ID and it's just an extension of his own attunement to crowley that informs him who's calling#so many options. so much fun#good omens#radio omens#oxly hollers
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five comfort characters, five tags
thank you for the tag @grayeyedandroid!!
leonard "bones" mccoy (star trek: tos)
benji dunn (mission impossible)
benedick (much ado about nothing)
harold finch (person of interest)
john constantine (hellblazer)
no pressure tags: @queerfables @thevelvetarchive @smeerp @saint-starflicker @argylepiratewd
#aziraphale didn't make the list only because i feel like it's Pretty Damn Obvious that he's my special boy#i also wanted to put gary king from the world's end but there's nothing comforting about him i just love him#constantine. there's no reason he should comfort me. and yet#i guess it's comforting not to be him. or know him#oxly hollers
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webweave — A WALKING PLAGUE OF A MAN.
john constantine: hellblazer #6 / 'monologue of a foreign woman' - rosario castellanos / hellblazer #7 / maybe it would be fun - florence welch / hellblazer #30 / east of eden - john steinbeck / hellblazer #27 / bite the hand - boygenius
#super normal today hi everyone#happy halloween babey#john constantine#hellblazer#web weaving#oxly hollers
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i do love how unapologetically gross nbc constantine and legends both let constantine be. like yeah he's licking the walls right now, it be like that sometimes. he is, in fact, drinking odd shit that people should not drink. that is definitely someone else's bodily fluids he's smearing on his face rn, thanks for noticing!
#like his origins are a comic series where he pissed on the king of the vampires' head & people injected bugs. he's gross#80s occult is gross and weird and i love that they didn't make it ENTIRELY shiny magic spells bright lights big tricks#he's a guy who loves the classics. just so happens the classics are eating dirt and lying down in nasty alleyways#could they have done more? M U C H#but what they did was at least noticeable. he's a fucking weird guy i love him for that#hellblazer#john constantine#nbc constantine#oxly hollers
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MADNESS IS THE ONLY CONSTANT.
andalucia — lisa marie basile / sandman universe presents: hellblazer / john constantine: hellblazer (2019)
#hi everyone i'm being so normal today#bringing you another fresh eyesore#hellblazer#john constantine#john constantine hellblazer#scopophobia /#scopophobia tw#eye contact /#eye contact tw#oxly hollers#edits
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i LOVE this panel (swamp thing #46)
#gracie got me rereading swamp thing and it’s SO#ART MAN#eye contact /#scopophobia /#hellblazer#john constantine#swamp thing#oxly hollers
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IVE NEVER LAUGHED HARDER IN MY LIFE
#NOT THIS#the definition of ‘we’ve got preacher comics at home’#they better make some C of E jokes it’s the perfect tee-up#also this cover is SICK#eating with BOTH HANDS#john constantine#hellblazer#oxly hollers
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RITCHIE SIMPSON FOUND A WHOLE NEW UNIVERSE.
hellblazer #7 / disco elysium (visual calculus)
#hellblazer#ritchie simpson#john constantine#took exactly one (1) true detective edit for me to realize that disco elysium + hellblazer lights my brain on fire thanks#ritchie simpson my bestie with a god complex i'll never forget you#oxly hollers
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i could KILL him for this. motherfucker's every interaction with children has him being, if not nice, then at minimum kind and forgiving and genuinely invested in their wellbeing.
he asks crying kids what's the matter, he's afraid to hold a baby because he's worried he'll drop it, he goes after people who are mean to kids without a second thought. his whole mentorship with timothy hunter is him trying to do right by that kid no matter how he feels about it at the time. man would be the most loving dad in the world but because of his own awful goddamn father and the ways he thinks he takes after thomas, he doesn't think that's true. i hate.
#this panel made me SPITTING mad for real he breaks my heart#the way his father fucked up his whole mindset and self-image is something that makes me so violent#me rattling the bars of my cage yelling about how the family man arc was a vessel for conveying constantine's fears about his father#how it made him feel responsible for his father's murder after his dad had called him the killer of his mother his whole life#then made him a literal killer which turned that childhood nickname into a self-fulfilling prophecy & his dad into an unintended oracle#how constantine has always been afraid of becoming his father and yet that's exactly who he had to emulate to survive the world of magic#and then vertigo gave him the fucking rosacarnis arc which made him unwillingly a dad and his kids killers. i'm unwell#i NEED john constantine to know how good a person he really is and how loved any kid of his would be#the one thing new 52 did right for him was making him genuinely loving and caring towards rose#instead of making him pawn her off on everyone around him. which i fear a lot of writers would make him do these days#i NEED him to know he's better than who raised him#they say mary anne constantine would have been a good mother if she'd lived and i think there's a lot of her left in her son#not that he'd ever believe it#hellblazer#john constantine#i'm very emotional about him right now#oxly hollers
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POV: you’re a bug living in questionably-human john constantine’s apartment (original panel, hellblazer #88)
#scopophobia /#eye contact /#SORRY THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER DONE FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER I CANT STOP LAUGHING ABOUT IT#Uncomfortably Spooky Constantine my beloved#'is he bothering u queen'#in my defense the original panel is not Less unnerving#rolling with ratblazer's yellow-ringed eye design for this shitpost it is my Favorite design for him#+ my own thing that his eyes reflect light at night like a cat's#john constantine#oxly hollers
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webweave — I'M GOING TO HAVE TO KILL YOU, MISTER DEATH.
thinking, tangling shadows - pablo neruda + hellblazer: city of demons #5 / hellblazer #161 / hellblazer #246 / hellblazer #180 / hellblazer: city of demons #1
#blows a kiss to john constantine's egoism / scary moments#love when he's a cryptid. love when he's a spooky little freak of a man#hellblazer#john constantine#oxly hollers#scopophobia /#scopophobia tw#gun /#gun tw#web weaving
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need to see this redrawn as john constantine actually
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do y'all remember the slew of headcanons back in 2019 about aziraphale and the library of alexandria and that one heart-rending comic where hastur burns it down and crowley's almost too late to rescue aziraphale? i'm having Strong emotions about it again
like i truly adore the idea of aziraphale getting all involved with the library of alexandria - setting off little bursts of divine inspiration every which way, translating texts that no one else would ever have been able to read - but i ALSO love the idea that it was one of the few projects that he and crowley could actually openly work on together, because crowley gets sent up from hell to immortalize typos, misshelve divine texts, and make the hardest working scholars indolent in their pursuits, what have you.
i like to think that they both finagled their way into the assignment because they both admire the way humans happily threw away their limited lifespans for the good of all future mankind. and maybe they even enjoyed their work for a change, since they really wouldn't have to Do Anything; the typos and fleeting bursts of inspiration and the dedication and burnout would all happen anyway. they could just hang out and read and reminisce and fantasize about future generations absorbing ancient knowledge.
and then the warehouses burn for some stupid war. all that hard work goes up in smoke, and in the end the only true testaments humanity has left to its infancy are aziraphale and crowley, who can do nothing about that.
the way the light would have died in aziraphale's eyes even as the embers reflected in them like sunlight off a blade.
the way rage would have melted the lenses off of crowley's face like scales falling from his eyes.
the way they might have spent drunken evenings tried to recreate the secrets of human innovation from memory, re-capture the inner thoughts of philosophers and alchemists and worshippers long dead. the way they would have always failed.
yeah i have feelings about that.
#i took someone's note and took it all out of the tags bc i've been hearing that a lot lately shdjk#but YEAH I GET EMOTIONAL ABOUT THEM AND THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA#the love and admiration they both have for humanity Must have been tested during times of war#and it's painful to think of all the steps they must have overcome to keep loving like that all the way to the present day#good omens#aziraphale#crowley#oxly hollers
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YEAHHHHHH BITCH
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