drew steve in a red filter for that psycho killer look. 

Those closeups feel like a murder attempt (positive)

good cuz that’s the intent

i write a post that thinly veils my impending mental breakdown...the traumatised biromantics flock to my blog to like it...

Every day I come on here and post Randy Jade and it becomes a hit tweet

Gay 🫵

Tagged by @klangfarben !!

I call apon @verypsbfan019 @verthachtd and @blixasslave if you guys feel up to it

I really had to get my brain gears grinding to come up with this many…

my brother took my uquiz last night and he kept nit-picking everything, but by the end of it his result was scary accurate and the fucker didn’t even read it. he just wanted to know what answer was for what and judging them. he told me my movie tastes were shit and i was like ??? you’re judging the movies you watched as well??? 

like, yeah my brain is weird but it was correct so shut up about it. 

I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.

i'm not sure why people are saying "why isn't this post about my irl relationship? you must be a lifeless husk of a person" but if that quandary gets under your skin im sorry

need to take a t break but then the problem is that i am taking a t break

a small part of me still hopes that scene in the trailers where eddie is playing the electric guitar in the upside down is actually him creating a window for billy to leave through, like 

even if the chances are slim... metalhead solidarity? everyone trying to come up with a plan to get billy out of there, max bringing out the music trick, “he loves metal!” and then the camera zooms in to eddie grinning at her, before going “dude, i freakin’ got you” c’mon now

🎯 critical hit

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what tips me off to a spam bot isn't 💋✨ a description 🥵🔥 that looks 👀🙈 like this 💯 it isn't a hot lady icon and it isn't an empty blog. it's that the url doesn't evoke butch-femme culture, a penchant for mysticism, or an adoration for the science fiction genre.

New (Very Late) Christmas Fic Just Dropped!

Come Get your EmDuo angst, Ya Crimeboys Hurt/Comfort, And Ya NeoTrio Fluff! Maybe not the most festive but I tried!

clear across the room from each other

laios provokes

and then this

that springy little fucker fucking LUNGED. he threw himself across a space longer than his whole body and fucking ATTACKED. i know we talk a lot about laios being a feral weirdo but. but.