he’s 1 inch tall and stepped in a puddle

Good girl behaviour -Simon 'Ghost' Riley NSFW

Based on a request:

God I need Ghost to fuck the reader out of jealousy, but denying every fucking orgasm, and when the reader apologies for flirting with someone to have his attention, he says "Apologizing now won't give you an orgasm little bitch"

F!Reader, smut, MDNI, 18+, jealous!Ghost, denied!orgasm, rough!sex, fingering, dom!Ghost, degrading, oral!sex, establish!relationship

You have been needy all day, you wore the pretty little skirt he likes but still, he didn't pay attention to you. You wore the shirt that shows your cleavage best and still, he didn't pay any sort of attention to you. That was until you two went to the market, he wandered whilst you talked to the man in the aisle, moving certain ways which made him notice your body more. Your voice so soft and innocent, "can you reach for that, im not as tall as you~" you get on your tiptoes to demonstare and thats when Simon comes in, grabbing the item and walking away with you, his arm snaked around your hip.

At home, he fingered you too much and each time he knew you were close, he would slap your tits and stop. Three orgasms were denied and by some point, he had you on your knees. A collar around your neck, leash on his hand as he watched you whimper. "Don't act innocent, R/N." he tightened his grip on the leash, choking you more. You give him a pouty lip, and you knew best, no brats were allowed in his bed. "You're nothing but a useless cum slut, R/N." he spits out. You whimper once more and he slaps you lightly and chokes you with his hand.

"You know I won't let you cum for what you did back in the market, sluts like you are worthless and don't deserve to cum, especially when they know getting fucked by me is a privilege." Your eyes pleading for any form of release, your pussy against his boot, the aching clit of yours screaming for him to fuck you. But that is how he is, training you to be the ideal cum slut for him. "Do you think I'm going to give you want you to want when you whimper?" he chuckles and cups your face, "My love, this is not how it works, not one bit, my darling," his voice smooth as silk.

"If you want to apologise, use that mouth for good," he says and you pout more. He grabs one of your tits and licks the already hard and sensitive nipple. Your piercing occasionally gets moved around in his tongue. You moan and squirm only for him to stop and get up. "Simon-"

"No, I'm not entertaining an orgasm for you and you better stay there like the good girl you are."

Minutes later, he comes back, cuffs in one hand whilst the other holds his drink. He sits down, "Make me cum first and I'll maybe think about fucking you." he unzips his trousers and you knew the drill by now. So, you reach for his cock, taking it out and before even daring to let your lips touch it, you look up at him. "Do it, darling." he nods and your tongue licks his tip.

Soon enough, he fists your hair, pushing you deep, the tip of his cock hitting the back of your throat. You gag and drool all over his shaft, your throat a guaranteed soreness for tomorrow. The stickiness of his body mixing with yours. He pulls his cock out, letting you breathe, "You're doing so well my darling, but take me like the cum slut you are, don't want to disappoint me now, do you?" You shake your head and he smiles, a soft kiss on your forehead and he goes back to that fucking you.

You mascara running down your cheeks, he wipes them off, "you're being so obedient, my love." he whispers as you continue to get throat fucked by his massive cock. You gag more, the wet noises filling the bedrom, your red tits getting abused by his constant slaps. He then chokes you, adoring how you gagged more on his cock and the feeling it gave him bringing him more pleasure. Once he begins to cum inside of you, he slows the thrusts and pulls his cock out of your mouth.

The white and stickiness of his seed falling down your face like drool. And before you can react, he grabs your hips, and with a desperate move, he slams you on the bed. Your back on the soft blanket, your thighs on his sides as he removes your panties, two fingers inside of you before he begins to eat you out. His tongue already savouring your juices, your clit swollen and ready to be fucked and pleased. "Beg me to suck on this precious clit, darling." he looks at you, you are already a mess and can only nod. He slaps your pussy, "I said beg, bitch," voice low with a growl. "Suck my clit, please, I need it, please~" your eyes shut.

His tongue and mouth bring you waves of pleasure, "cum for me, sweet girl." once more being soft to you. Your clit is beautifully pleased by him, and your body reacts towards the need that you have to finally cum. "Cum, please, I need my little doll to cum." he coos. A knot in your stomach, your fingers gripping the bedsheet underneath, your moans loud, too loud it makes them sound very pornographic. "Say you belong to me," he demands. You look at him, eyes almost unfocused from the incoming orgasm, "i belong to you!" you say between moans and whimpers.

"Fuck!" you cry, your legs feeling weak, his mouth not stopping. And then you let out a gasp, your eyes shut and you finally have your much-needed orgasm.

Your slick coating his lips and tongue. He licks his lips, and looks at you, eyes soft but still with that grin like the devil. "My my," he lays next to you, arms wrapping around you, "You did such a good job, my sweetness," he whispers as he kisses your forehead, a blanket covering your delicate body. "You are my life," he kisses your forehead again. "You belong to me, don't you, R/N?" his calloused hands caressing your soft skin. "Yes," you kiss his hand and he smiles. "Good, that's good my girl."

@liyanahelena @urmajestyzel @karurururu @hope-3429 @ghostslillady @alxexhearts @muffinsncoffee

ↀOUBLE IIROUBLE - CHAPTER SIX

Sorry for the slight delay, but here is chapter six. I had to cut it short bc i'm currently babysitting but i wanted to get it to you guys. but dont worry, next chapter will have all the parts that i didnt get to finish in this one plus.....it will be Heejeong's turn ;)

Warnings: Smut....this entire chapter is just pretty much....pure smut. it goes back and forth between consensual and non-con....and it's pretty descriptive. breeding kink, HS being dominant, relentless, and yeah....unprotected sex.....umm...i think thats it. aside the fact that its intercourse between step siblings.

“H-Heeseung! Ah!”

………………….

Restrained by the grasping hold Heeseung held onto, your wrists suffered the sharpened sensation of his fingers and palms pinning them against the wall. 

You had tried your best to struggle free, even getting as far as detaching yourself from him for a brief moment before he extended his reach and caught you once more. 

“Noooooo…..come here baby….you feel so soft….touching you like this is all that’s been on my mind…”

“Stop….Heeseung stop….this…this is wrong…we can’t!”

“Oh yes we can….watch me.”

“Heeseung!”

.................

Now here you were, backed up against the wall, and the width of his enlarged frame trapping you in.

Your own step-brother…..

..................

"Upon meeting the notorious Blackbeard, his face sly with a deceiving look…

His eyes grasped on to the maiden like a fisherman’s hook.

Yet all is said and done, the man has tricked mother, father, son, and friends.

His secret will be known, a closet that reveals his darkest trends…."

……………..

Sitting you on the edge of the thin console table, his chest pushes you back, causing your shoulder blades to meet with the cool wall.

The way he propped you on the table gave him the upperhand to focus more in melting into your body as he only needed to minimally support both your weight, which allowed him to focus on getting you to surrender... 

His tux became loose as his jacket slid off his shoulders, the buttons on his collard shirt came undone, and his bow tie unraveling; his hands loop under your thighs, making you further lean back against the surface of the wall, with only the table bearing the density of your weight.

Standing and leaned forward into you, he positions himself in between your legs, loving the fact that he had you falling apart for him. 

You turned your face away, as much as you felt shameful, knowing this whole ordeal was wrong….it felt so right….it felt so good. Yet you couldn't find yourself brave enough to face him straight on; he was, after all, your stepbrother.

“Ugh…Heeseeeeeeung.”

Sucking on your neck, the squeezing sound of his lips suckling onto your skin was his only response, up until he pulls away, releasing the suction of his mouth that latched on to your soft neck. 

“Yeah baby…..” gasping a deep groan against your ear, you felt his hand reach down, snaking itself into the opening of his trousers and feeding his length out. It was long, thick, and stiff…..it was exactly what you wanted at this moment since he had you emotionally and physically dislocated. 

He didn’t immediately penetrate you, in fact, he took great pleasure in toying with you first, his own manner of performing four play. 

With his tip, he drifts it along the lining of your slit and probed your opening, all the while he slowly…..sloooooooowly licked your neck from the base to the edge of your jawline. 

“Ugh! Please!!”

“Yeah….just like that baby…..get wet for me.” 

Noticing the heat and moisture rising in between your legs, he harshly taps his lengthy cock against your clit, slapping it repeatedly and enhancing the sensitivity of each tap. 

How could he do this to you? Going against your wishes to cause a stir of raging, euphoric turmoil to take place in your gut, only to tease you…

“Please…” you whimpered. You nearly were begging at this point as your words ended in broken gasps while you softly sobbed. It was so painful. 

The tingling numbness was too much, your hips were gyrating fiercely as your thighs shook with an uncontrollable urge to wrap around his waist. Your clit and opening was pulsating, you found yourself wanting it to be filled and stuffed with every inch of him. At this point, you needed it. 

Hyperventilating, your chest rises in an up and down motion as you tried to steady your breathing, yet it was nearly impossible. The numbness in the depths of your core became stronger, you could feel the heated moisture of your body’s lubricant oozing out as you clenched your opening, trying to prevent it all from gushing out. 

Grabbing onto your arms, he pins them to your side as he slightly lifts, and adjusts your position to where your rear practically hung off the edge of the table. The back of your head and your shoulder blades remain plastered on the wall, sliding downwards as you felt him pulling you to the edge, right up against his groin. 

With your legs held taut, he centers himself to your opening, poking you with his tip as he scoffs out a sly smirk while bearing teeth.

"A little sensitive, are we?” Biting down on his bottom lip, he admits a dark chuckle while he feels you slightly jump from the shocking sensation of his probing offense.

"Pl-please....." you whined out. Initially, you may have had wanted him to stop, yet now, all you yearned for was him to be inside you.

"Come here baby......" his hands loop around your thigh in an overhead position, pulling you towards him, causing you to further slide down as your rear hangs over the edge of the table completely, your hair decorating the wall as the strands lay sporadically against it.

Propping yourself, you rest against your palms as you flatten them on the surface of the table, forcing the weight of your body to remain on stilted foundation, shifting your weight back and forth between each hand.

His thumb rubs your clit in small, circular motions as he commits tiny hip thrusts, teasing your entry with his tip as it remains in contact, yet is refrained from fully entering.

"Please....what are you doing?......." you begged as you felt your head move upwards in a small, slightly pouncing manner upon feeling him pressing against you, only to be pulled back and snapping back against the center of your slit once more.

"Shhhh.....its okay baby relax......relaaaaaaaaax......relax for big brother Heeseung." he whispers, all the while he rests his forehead against yours as he focuses his sight down on to your exposed breasts, and your clit, which he continued to rub with the padding of his thumb.

Succumbing to the edge of his teasing notion, you felt your entire body shake with a vibration that was so intense, it was unlike anything you've ever experienced. Your breathing became uncontrolled, and the moment it hitched, thats when you felt the ooze of the sweet, warm, and gushing liquid exiting from your cavity, leaking in between the folds and meeting with his skin. Feeling it drip out with his tip, he releases a prolonged sigh upon sensing the warmth of the moisture that was releasing out, kissing his tip as he rubs it up and down in between your swollen lips.

"Uuuuuh huuuuh.....you ready for me?"

"Y-yes...."

"You sure?"

"Yes...." you pleaded. Your voice releases an airy crack as you found yourself sobbing yet again from the amount of relentless pressure, numbness, and the unbearable tingle that punched your gut as each second went by. You needed to be filled, you needed him.

"Uuuuugh....please.......please....do....do something....do everything.....i just....."

"Just what?" he demanded as he continued to rub your clit, all the while staring down with an aloof expression. The tone of his voice grew stern. Whispering with a firm and solid tone, he repeats once more. "Just what?...."

"I just......ugh......I need you....." you bit down on your tongue as you finally admitted defeat. You couldn't help it, it was all his fault for bringing you at the stage you were now in, although you sensed that he looked at it from a different perspective.

He blamed you. He felt it was your fault, for merely existing....for breathing....for being yourself.....for being so beautiful and always speaking in that seducing voice that was so feminine in nature. The way he saw it, everything was your fault and he loved it. You sensed it...you knew it deep down, now that it became obvious that he was yearning for you the entire time since meeting you.

"Awww....you need me baby? Hmm?"

"Y-yes......"

"Say it again, then."

"I....I need you...."

"Yeeeeeeeeaaah.....you do." he whispers into your ear, before he places a soft kiss right on your cheek, keeping his lips in place as he rubbed his thumb in soft, circular motions against your lower back. It was so tender and romantic, it nearly caught you off guard.....until you felt the stretch of his entry.

Jolting violently, you nearly jumped off the table had it not been his firm hold in keeping you steady. With one hand looping around your lower back, and the other plastered on your inner thigh, pushing it aside, forcing you to remain fully exposed and vulnerable, his stiff muscle needed no guidance as he begins to shove himself in.

"Ugh! Ah! H-Heeseung..." you began whimpering out, continuously jolting upwards, trying to evade his entry as the feeling of being opened felt more painful than pleasurable.

Naturally, since it had been quite a while since you last had intercourse, spending all your time in college focusing on your studies, merely using a simple vibrator to get by on your urges and needs, the last time you recalled having sex was well before you started attending your university, and was graduating high school.

Yet the feeling of being breached, from when you dated someone from a different school, or even back when you had your first, well before your senior year, when you had a steady boyfriend who shared the same class, the feeling felt nothing as it had right now, with Heeseung.

The way he was built, he was more bold, hard, and strong. Everything about him was ten times more intense than the average man, which would explain why you were feeling the immense sting. What propelled you to fear more, was the fact that he hadn't even fit himself in yet, not even the tip.

"It hurts! It hurts! Please! Please stop....." You winced your eyes shut and gasped out in deep breaths, feeling your breasts rise from the inhales and pressing up against his hard chest plate.

Again, you shifted your hips upwards and away, trying to avoid him entering, yet his hold on you kept you still, and you were in no position to remove any one of your hands from the table that supported your weight, unless you had planned on falling back completely.

Slowly, you felt the skin around your cavity conforming to the bulging tip as he slowly pressed in further, finally feeding the bulbous top of his shaft in, inch by inch. If the pain was so bad with just the very tip of his cock partially entered, how was it going to feel once he starts to slide the rest of his length in?

You couldn't bear the thought, taking the risk, you quickly shifted one of your palms and pressed it against his abdominal muscles, right on his pelvis, with your palm flat against him. Pushing, you gained just a slight bit of distance as you pushed yourself back, not at all having any effect to the stallion before you. Still, it didn't matter whose body needed to move, so long as you could create a gap between you two, which you did...just a few inches, until he tugged you by the grasp he had around your lower back, harshly pinning your thigh down even more as he digs his fingers into your supple skin.

"No......." you whispered desperately as he slowly continues to fit himself inside, which was hard as he found the friction to be the result of your preserved nature in abstaining from casual and constant sex.

"You were a good girl throughout college, weren't you?" He scoffs as he inhales deeply upon savoring the feeling of your warm skin, slowly surrounding his. "I"m gonna fuck you up so good." He smirks out.

Slowly.....painfully.....little by little, he continues to feed himself in, the very tip already opening you as he starts to enter.

"Stop! Please stop! Too much! It's too much!" you cry out, your palm pressing him again, yet it was no use.

Ignoring your pleas and constant whimpering, he merely relays a calm expression under half heavy lids, watching as his muscle continues to go inside you.

"I know....it wont hurt for long, I promise....just be a good girl and take it all in, I promise I'll make the pain go away. I'll make you feel really good...like a fucking queen.....and i'm going to love doing it." He gently tones out, leaning in and placing a kiss on your forehead. The moment he did so, while he bends inward, you felt a sudden sliding of his shaft expediting its entry as his body caves into you, causing you to push against him once more, only to find that it did nothing to aid you. Instead, it fueled him with an instinctive nature of dominance and aggressiveness, you saw it by the way. he bit down on his lip and smirk out a deep chuckle. If you hadn't known any better, the man looked animalistic, and you were the prey of the raging beast.

"Almost there.....fuck baby.....you feel soooooooo good......been wanting....to feel you......wanting to make you feel good......fucking love you." He stutters out, locking your lips with his own in the process.

"No! Stop! Please take it out!" you gasped out as he kept his tongue inside your mouth.

He continues to slide in, while he massages his tongue over and under yours, stroking and complimenting your canines.

Finally, the moment you felt the base of his groin making contact with your pelvis, you gasped in relief. He was finally all in, which you had wanted, up until you felt the pain. Now that he was nestled inside you, he allowed you to regain your breathing and even guided you into taking deep breaths.

"Breathe baby.....mmm...breathe....yeah....good girl. Breathe for me."

Forming a small circle with his lips, he looked as if he was going to whistle, instead, he merely blows on your forehead, a method to faintly cool you as you took in your breaths. You weren't sweating, not yet, nor were you feeling hot, but the second you felt his breath blowing against your skin, you felt a sense of relaxation coming back to you.

The lustful numbing and tingling was calming, like a raging storm calmed by the tranquility of the sunlight, the pulsating punches were toned down as he bellowed out and remained burrowed inside your soft muscles.

"Deep breaths baby." he issued, and immediately, he begins to move in and out.

Gasping and slamming both hands on his biceps, you relied on his strength and his broad frame as you held on for dear life. Since he was already inside, remaining on the stilt platform of your hands and trying to create distance was pointless, he was so close....and was going to remain close. Yet the stinging pain remained, and you were desperate in trying to appeal to him yet again....

"STOP...stop.....stop....pl-please...oh my God.....stop...." you breathed out each word in an airy gasp as you squeezed the material of his tux, digging your fingers into his arms.

"Shhh, breathe baby." was all he murmured as he continued to move, thrusting in and out at a moderate pace. His speed was neither fast nor slow, just deep and thick.

Tilting your head back, he watches as your throat shifts up and down as your body receives his penetrating act. Up and down...up....and down.....

"Theeeeere you go.......just like that......breathe baby.....breathe." he guides in a whisper, reaching up and cradling a gentle grasp on the side of your neck, his thumb stroking in an up and down motion on the center of your throat. "Just like that......fuck....breathe for me baby girl."

Just then, he starts picking up the pace. "Yeah, breathe....uh huh...just like that....fuck....fuck you're so damn pretty."

“P-please…..n-not so hard……I-I feel like I’m breaking….”

“Come on baby, keep fucking it.” 

Increasing speed, your body was now bouncing ferociously up and down, growing weak as the base of his groin muscles slam into you. The sting transitions into a burning sensation from being slightly torn open, yet the tingling and numbing sensation turned into something that was so very pleasant......so much in fact, that you began to release prolonged moans of erotic nature.

"Uuuuugh...."

"Oh fuck....good girl......keep going, i fucking love the way you sound and look right now."

"Uuuuuuuuuugh...mmmm.....mmmmmmmm.....uuuuugh..."

"Yeah....good girl. Fuck it...my good girl."

The sound of his skin kissing yours as he slaps his pelvis against you, thrusting his muscle in and out, twitching and flicking it up each time he rails deep within you. Shifting your weight up and down at his mercy, your body goes completely weak and limp from his insatiable hunger for lust.

"Uh...fuck baby.....you want more? Hmm?....Come here....Ill give you more..."

Shifting his hands to meeting and wrapping around the narrow part of your waist, beneath the slinky material of your dress, which had been rolled and coiled around your waistline, leaving your top and bottom half to be fully nude and exposed, he feeds his hands under the fabric. Feeling his rough hands pinch a grip on your sides, you felt him pulling and tugging you, lifting your entire weight up and down as he bounced you on his length at merciless speed.

Your feet dangle off in mid air as your legs remained spread wide open, with his frame centered in between, your rear still hangs off the edge of the table, yet your body sustains and remains upright thanks to his support as you latched your grip on to his arm, and wrapped your other arm around his neck.

"Oh my God....no!.....ugh!"

"Yes....."

"N-no....please...."

"Yes baby."

Going back and forth had created a sense of immense sexual tension between you both. Each time he responded, he went faster, deeper, and harder, and before you knew, it, you found yourself gushing out and splattering as he rammed himself inside you.

At this point, the burning and stinging had fully disappeared. All you could feel, was the punching pikes of pleasure that was hitting you inside and out, all from his unyielding performance and stamina. Hitting the right spot each and every single time, you moaned out his name, craving for more.

"Ugh.....oh......mmmm....Heeseung..."

"Talk to me baby....."

"Mmm...mmmmm...oh God....more! Please.....please....do..do more....."

"Yeah?" Leaning in once again, he places a delicate and passionate kiss on your lips, inserting his tongue and dragging the tip of it across the roof of your mouth. Clicking it back in, you felt the snap of his oral muscle as he flicks it inside, becoming addicted to the harsh 'click' sound that came with it.

Melting into him, you were fused with his body. Even so, at the moment, when you leaned a bit back to your original position, placing both palms flat on the surface to support your weight, it didn't matter that you were no longer wrapping your arms around his neck. The moment you were on the stilt position that founded your upper weight, it gave him leverage to not only go faster and harder, but to make you bounce relentlessly as you felt him pounding against your pelvic and rear muscles.

Now, you were squelching as the sound of moisture and skin rubbing, molding, and unifying was filling the room. Your moans became more drawn out and louder, while your hair flew all around as you felt yourself being levitated by his grasp. Everything felt amazing, it didn't matter that you were being fucked relentlessly....by your own step brother.

Tilting your head back, you pushed your hip up against him, lifting it slightly, allowing him to fuck you deeper.

"Awww fuck baby....you're going to make me cum."

Stuffed, thrusted, and bouncing on his thick muscle, you nearly screamed out as you felt the peak of that tingling sensation, building up and was near a point of massive explosion as the tip of his dick repeatedly taps against the soft spot, deep inside your stomach.

"Ugh!....mm!....Ugh!....Heeseung fuck me....please Heeseung fuck me...oh my God please....." you whimpered out, the pleasure was so great, the tears that streamed down your face was not of pain this time around, but from the intensity of his euphoric deliverance to your throbbing cunt.

Leaning in for the final time, he wraps his arms around you, lifting and settling your entire frame on the hilt of his lower abdomen, forcing your legs to wrap themselves and rest against the hilt of his hip. With added depth, the motions of your body bouncing up and down became much more steep as you felt his hand grab on to one of your rear cheeks. Squeezing it within his grasp, while using it as a leverage point to add momentum, he lifts and pushes it downward in sync with each thrust, adding a heightened boost in fucking his throbbing cock inside you.

"Fuck! I'm gonna cum..." he spurts out against your neck.

With your arms wrapped around his neck once more, you lean your head back and allow him to breathe, gasp, and scoff out pleasurable groans against your throat.

"Ugh! Please....ugh please....." you begged, coming close to climax.

"I know baby...I know.......we'll do it together.....fuck baby.....we'll cum....together..." He groans out, mouth parted open as he latches it on your skin, gasping out.

"Ugh! Heeseung!"

"Fuck, beautiful!"

The moment you gushed out, with the hot liquid seeping and coating his length, all from his vigor, Heeseung bursts out, and explodes inside as he releases.

Coating your walls and staining that soft spot that his raging tip was just beating on, his essence fills you to the brim. Despite already stopping at a clinic to pick up birth control pills upon settling things with Kurt, and dating again, you enjoyed the rush of Heeseung's ejaculation filling you, allowing the natural process of breeding to take place, even if you were taking preventative measures against getting pregnant. The delightful thought of his semen swimming inside, traveling deep inside your body and rushing into fertilize you was something that aid you to reach climax at such a profound state. You loved every single second of it.

Jutting his length deeper as it remained fully inside, Heeseung's face remains burrowed against our breast, suckling on your nipple as he thrusts a few more times, ensuring that he emptied himself entirely inside your body.

Once satisfied, he reaches down and holds himself at the base with two fingers, slowly pulling out. Each time you had felt as if he was close to fully exiting, you were reminded just how lengthy he was as he would continue to slowly slide, causing you to feel the rippling lining of the veins that decorated his cock.

"Mmm....Heeseung..." you whimpered out with furrowed brows of slight pain. The sensation of being stretched out and torn open was coming back now that you had rode out the high of your orgasm.

Listening onto the suckling sound of his mouth while it remains latched on to your areola like an infant child, he twirls his tongue around and flickers it against the tip of your nipple, distracting your mind away from the pain.

Finally, his lengthy muscle was all the way out, the bulging tip engorged and pulsating as it made it's exit, seeping out and leaving a trailed line of his children to decorate your walls and your clit.

Holding on to you, he embraces on your frame tightly and sits you back down on the console table, leaning you back while he adorns you with a series of kisses, starting with your breasts, then moving his way up to your collar bones, neck, throat, jawline, and then your lips.

Moaning deeply into your mouth, he strokes your neck again, ending the session with passionate and heated....love......

Love.....it wasn't lust....it wasn't just strictly desire....it was.....love.

The way he held, the way he moved, the way he would stroke your skin and lick it with his tongue. The way his eyes looked at you through a heavy gaze, with half shut lids and parted lips, gasping in shock each time he noted how your hair framed your face, your skin glistened against the dim light, or how your puckered, cherry stained lips would shine and look delectable for him to suck on.

It was undeniable, this man....your stepbrother.....was in love with you. It wasn't just his mannerisms or the way he looked at you either....

"I love you.....you're mine....you're all mine.....nothing is going to take you away from me.......I'm keeping you.....forever.....y/n."

He was right....he was keeping you forever. But it wasn't just him....soon, you'd find out that another pair of hands, eyes, and lips were going to take its turn....feasting on you as Heeseung had just done.....

CHAPTER 7

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HELLO!!! i have a request for a platonic Crowley and Aziraphale x fem!reader with she/they pronouns 😄 if you know Nimona, then thats what i want the reader to be like. theyre a spunky, immortal, young teenager anarchist who can shapeshift and has unnaturally coloured eyes and hair. one day they find the two (husbands), and kinda just stays, so Crowley and Aziraphale accept their fate!! i dont mind if you decide to include a smudge of angst (or a shit ton whatever you prefer, but im impartial to both, so do with that what you will,) because after the newest season, i cant get enough of it.

many thanks!!

Oh! I haven't seen the movie but I know about Nimona!

......

You met Aziraphale and Crowley in 537 AD, encountering them by pure chance.

At first you intimidate them as a dragon, thinking they were two hapless knights who lost their way back to their kingdom..

Until you saw Crowley's snake eyes, and you realize he's not human at all.

"You there...I like your eyes.....are you another shapeshifter?"

"...um..nope." The demon in black armor looks incredibly confused, especially at this dragon talking to him. "Don't know what gave you that idea.."

"Well technically he is." The white knight adds on, smiling nervously. "You see, my erm..."rival" here is something of a serpent who was sent to-"

"Shut it, Angel. This beast doesn't need our lifestory! Now if you could kindly excuse us, o' great dragon, we have to discuss-"

"Hate to break it to you, but....I'm not actually a dragon."

"Then what are you exactly? You...said something about "shapeshifting" before, didn't you?"

To answer Crowley's question, you transform into a young human clad in knight armor, taking off your helmet to reveal your unnaturally-colored eyes and hair, smiling. "Bingo."

The pair are quite impressed, so they have no reason to hide the fact they were an angel and demon.

You explained how you've had these shapeshifting powers for a long time, being on the run since everyone thinks you're a "cursed child" or some monster that was once banished, wanting nothing more than to drive a sword through your heart.

When it's clear that neither Aziraphale nor Crowley have any intentions of hurting you....that's when you decided to stick with them.

It took them 20 years to realize you never aged, learning you're an immortal being in a teenager's body.

Your powers allow you to keep up with the times, disguising yourself as animals, people...or even angels and demons if your heart so desired.

Sometimes you'll turn into a snake much like Crowley's own snake form (although your scales have the color of your hair, ofc, so you're not 100% identical).

You haven't mastered turning just your head into a snake, however.

In the modern era, you enjoy being a nightingale after learning they were both fond of those birds, often singing in the bookshop out of boredom.

Although Crowley's fully aware you're not a demon, you got a spunky and rebellious personality and love getting up to mischief.

And he 100% encourages this (while poor Aziraphale's practically begging you to stay out of trouble).

But you're definitely on the angel's side anytime he compliments Crowley, who just snarls and denies ever doing something "nice" or "good".

You don't believe he's all that evil for even a moment.

While you're aware that they have to act like they despise each other bc they're on opposite sides...in your eyes, they behave so much like an old married human couple.

Aziraphale emphasizing "our car" when talking about the Bentley made you roll your eyes and joke about when the wedding's gonna start.

When Aziraphale returns to Heaven without Crowley, you realize that maybe your "marriage jokes" went a bit too far...even though neither of them blame you for their falling out.

Still, you feel bad bc you can tell Crowley was genuinely in love with him.

You overheard everything, and after his "no nightingales" remark, you're reluctant to shapeshift into one again out of fear of upsetting him.

Yet he asks you, too, as he couldn't bear the silence in the bookshop anymore...and listening to any of Aziraphale's music records would've been too painful for him.

You obliged, staying perched on his shoulder as he stared out the window for hours...hoping that his angel would come back to him.

You hoped so, too, waiting everyday by his side...until the end of time if you had to.

very good first fic !!!! can you write jealous alban knox next (≧∀≦) i feel like he'd be clingy like a cat hes so cute

❝To light a fire, you must first become the spark.❞

┆Warning(s): suggestive

┆┆NB!reader x Alban Knox

Alban Knox, The Phantom Thief.

The catboy that stole your heart at first sight. At the cafe you worked at, Alban had quickly become a regular. You enjoyed serving him, and not a singular moment had ever been dull with him; he was so cute, never seeming to run out of things to talk about. Charming his way into your heart didn't take long. Smooth words, cute personality, and over-all? Alban was one of the friendliest, nicest, and most caring person you'd ever met. So, when he asked for your number, you happily gave it to him, which led to you both being in a relationship for a year.

And you.. To Alban, the thief who's heart you snatched, you were the best prize. He'd come into the cute little cafe daily, to see you working. The first day, god, did you catch his heart. The man knew exactly what he wanted- and it was your heart! So he had shot his shot, and it worked out for the both of you.

And now, Alban came in every other day, everytime he had free-time, to chatter away with you. Even though he saw you all the time at home, he couldn't help but want to be with you. Even if you were working, he'd wait patiently for your moments of free-time , and instead resort to doing his own work, drinking his coffee and eating his wonderful muffin.

But here comes the issue.

You? You're beautiful. Your laugh is contagious, your eyes are like the universe, something many would willingly get lost in. Your kindness and thoughtfulness warming not only his, but other's hearts as well.

And as much as Alban hated to admit it, he had to acknowledge that other people were going to try to take you from him.

Which.. leads us here.

You were talking away with some weird looking guy. He kept getting closer and closer to you, and while you didn't allow this weird guy to touch you, Alban could see it. His tail twitching irritably; the look in the man's eyes.. It was the same Alban's had for you. But much, much more predatory. That man..

Another waiter approached Alban. "Sir? Are.. you okay?"

Alban glanced up in surprise; then down at his hand. He'd been squeezing the cup with his hand, some of it about to overflow. "Yeah! Sorry man." Alban replied, forcing a friendly smile to his lips. The waiter hesitated, glanced at (name), and then back at Alban. "They're quite friendly, aren't they?" He questioned with amusement, trying to lighten Alban's mood. He slowly nodded his head. "Yeah! Really friendly. I don't think anyone can't not like (name)! Easy to approach, funny, sweet, super kind.."

Alban trailed off, watching as you handed the weird man a drink; and his waiter walking away. As you handed it to him, the man grabbed your arm. Alban stood up instantly, feeling rage boiling up in his stomach- how DARE this man touch you?!

He practically darted over, right as you managed to free your arm. "Sir. Don't touch me, please. I said no.." He approached right as you said that, "Why not? I just wanna get your number.."

Alban was by your side in an instant, tail snaking around your thigh, arm wrapping around your waist. For a normally pretty gentle catboy, his glare sent a shiver down the man's spine. But it wasn't just Alban- no. You drew yourself up to your full height, much more comfortable with Alban besides you, arms crossed. "That? Thats your man? A fucking cat? I could do way better than that-" "Good day to you."

Alban growled before he could finish. Snatching hold of your wrist. You had opened your mouth, and Alban knew why- you were going to defend him.

But at this moment, you needed to let him have this.

Taking you off shift he led you to the restroom, pushing you into a stall and, staring at you, before quickly checking your arm. "...Bruises." Alban muttered, feeling the rage he felt before grow. That man had gripped you tight enough to leave marks on your beautiful skin.

"It's alright, Alban. Im fine." You reassured, leaning forward and places your head on his shoulder. Alban tensed, before both of his arms darted around you, pulling you close. The jealousy he felt before was still there. He knew it wasn't your fault- but could he help it? He wanted to keep you locked away. So no other man could see you, and try to talk you from him. "...You're mine. All mine." Alban mumbled into your hair, almost whimpered, and you felt his grip tighten. "Yeah- i'm sorry about that guy.. Get people like him a lot."

Of course.. Everybody knows how perfect you are.

That didn't stop Alban from tensing, and pulling you impossibly closer. "Alban?" You questioned, only for your breath to hitch. Something wet on your neck- his tongue, before you felt his teeth. "Alban??" You repeated, a bit firmer this time. Feeling his teeth on your neck, sucking softly. He didn't reply, instead, his tail moving up your shirt, lifting it a bit. Allowing one of his gloved hands to slide up, touching your side. He pulled away after a moment, staring into your soft, foggy eyes;

"I don't want other guys to see you."

He confessed softly, moving his lips to your own for just a moment. Allowing his kiss to linger, before pulling away, just a little, staring into your eyes. You allowed a soft smile to rise onto your lips, gently tapping his back. "Hey.. you have nothing to worry about, Alban. I promise." And you genuinely meant it. Alban's gaze softened just a bit. "But.. I'm worried about what other guys might do. Yknow, if I'm not there.."

You chuckled, pressing your lips to his forehead. "They won't. You forget I know how to defend myself." His fingers found their way to your waist, brushing over the clip of a pocket knife you always carried, and the pepper spray he knew was in your bag.

"..Promise?" Alban stared at you, and you nodded. "Promise."

"Good."

His lips returned to your neck once more, determined to leave his mark on you; the cute little kitten-like mewls that escaped your lips driving him more. So cute.. so good.. He pressed his crotch against your leg, and you could feel his grin. "Alban.." You warned breathily, and he nodded, gaze darkening almost evilly, voice dropping a few octaves;

"Yeah.. I'll make it quick."

The phantom thief did like to play with his prize, after all.

I hope you liked this, Anon! I kinda winged it, especially since I haven't watched Alban for a lil, ..but i did my best!

As always, requests are OPEN!

Hazbin hotel review part 2

Episode 5

Ok, before I start the episode I want to say, when these episode first came out I saw the YouTuber Sarcastic Chorus made a video about episode 5-6. And he brings up a lot of good points. From the fast paced, to the telling us info rather then showing, to Charlie’s apparent Daddy Issues, the issues about Alastor’s appearance in show wise vs audience wise.

I know Hazbin only had 8 episodes and it only has 1 season. Idk if they will have a season 2, but the way this show is handling storylines and time lines is really bad. Like in episode 3, the story of Sir Pen (snake guy) being a spy for the Vees. That could have been so interesting! But because of time, that “plot” was immediately revealed and rushed. Sir Pen being a spy has no impact on the show. Not to the characters or to the story. Sure they had that “I’m sorry song” and Angel distrusting Pen for a bit, but besides that?? That whole plot could have been removed and the writer could have Pen be actually wanting to be redeemed. Pen not trusting the others is fine, but it also doesn’t matter??? Story wise. We can’t tell if everyone actually hates him because of the reveal or because they just assholes.

Eghhh, haven’t even seen the episode and I’m already rambling. Ok, let’s go.

“He (Lucifer) led the extermination happen to beginning in the first place) no?????? Charlie what the heck are you talking about???? All Lucifer did was fall in love with Lillian and gave Eve the apple. HEAVEN was the once that decided to kill sinners??

“That’s it, Almost there” SIR, SIR, DONT DO THAT. God my heart just skip a beat….😳🫣

God the way the characters with shouldpad look from behind….little twig arms coming out of nowhere..

Circus music yippie!!!!

“Hey bitch” IF X WAS WRITTEN BY VIZIEPOP. Like who father actually called their daughter/kid a bitch; like casually. Like yeah my dad called me a bitch when he’s angry at me? But never casually???

“Take that depression” ok, that got a little laugh out of me.

Lucifer is tiny….call that transmac swag.

Why is Alastor immediately starts to fight Lucifer??? Like Alastor, that like you’re freaking GOD of hell???? You literally king????

Vaggie and Charlie are girlfriends?????? You they do NOT act like it. :/ kind of wish it was a slow burn romance? I feel like that would work so much better.

Lucifer called Vaggie, Maggie. That like so much better then her actual name???? Wish it was her real name 😫😔

Alastor think of Charlie as his daughter. Yeah that’s total bullahit. They literally never interact with each other outside the pilot?? Sure as hell don’t do much for the hotel, again, outside the pilot…

“Someone also on a leash” and the whole husk on a leash thing? I don’t care. I literally DONT care. ~oooohh scary alastor and a glowing leash ooohhh~ 😒🙄

“He’s defending the hotel. He’s doing it for me.” No the fuck he’s not????? He literally said he’s doing it to show why people shouldn’t mess with the radio demon.

I don’t care about Mizzy. She’s kind of boring.

Ejemsnwiwnsejwndjsissnw Jeremy and his sing voice…I love you ❤️

Love the song, but just like YouTuber Sarcastic Chorus said in his video, this song and Charlie and her dad reconnect, it doesn’t feel earned. This is literally episode 5. Where TOLD Charlie has daddy issues, but never shown. Why don’t Lucifer not reconnect sooner? It seem like nothing was physically stopping him? Was it because of his depression? Was it Lilith? There too many things happen and not enough time or character grown or developed to have THIS big moment. It feels rushed.

Score 1-5, I give it a 2.

Episode 6

6 episodes and this is the first time Charlie and Vaggie kiss. Yay/sarcasm.

CHERRY AUSTRALIAN NOW?????

I still don’t know how to feel about Lucifer being still Abel to contact/portal to heaven. I feel like she shouldn’t have that ability.

Why. Are angels cursing??? Is this allowed??? I feel like that shouldn’t….

THATS SAINT PETER???????

Emily is a Seraphim. God I love Seraphim <3 they are SO cool. Also wow is this girl literally like Charlie…

Peter is a twink/j

HES MINE NOW. YOINK. my oc now. Gonna make him a French human ballerina + ice skater who has a model boyfriend. <3.

Her name is vagina…..why the hell would you keep that name Vaggie. Ehhh gross.

V being an angel, it really surprising. But she getting her eye and wings IMMEDIATELY after sparing a child????? It’s stupid. Like, head that Lute person is cruel but to immediately cut her eye and wings off and leave her in hell???? Aren’t you guys like, scare of heaven. Don’t you think leaving an angel in hell could like, I don’t know, backfire???? V could have betrayed you and immediately go to Lucifer or something. She could have gotten kidnapped and tourter for information???

Also V having Ichor blood <3

Why does Adam know who Angel Dust is? Didn’t Charlie mentioned him during their meeting before? I forgot if she did…

Oh my god this episode is SO long…

“It thought you were better than that” BOOO TOMATO 🍅🍅🍅🍅 BOOOO YOU DID NOT YOU LITERALLY CALLED ANGEL A LOSER 2 episodes ago??? Literally had a song about being at the bottom together????

Again. Weird that Adam and angels can curse. Weird how the Seraphim aren’t stopping it. Aren’t they more powerful than Adam???

😬😬😬 Niffty being drunk scene. I got major Infantilization vibes. It’s bad when people on TikTok say this scene is like Angel and Husk are Niffty’s dads or older brothers. Like yeah, people can be lightweights or cry when drunk, but the way this is handled??? Idk. Some people on TikTok also said Niffty age regression, and hmmm. I don’t think age regression can be influenced by alcohol..

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY DONT KNOW WHAT GETS PEOPLE INTO HEAVEN?? HELLO THE 10 COMMANDMENTS?????

Sarah knows about the extermination. Others angels and non-sinners don’t. Emily is to keep the peace. Sara didn’t want Emily to keep asking questions or she can call like Lucifer…..Then why did Emily have the same ideas and views and Charlie before meeting her? How does she know about sinners?? What made her have these thoughts??

Score 1-5. I give it a 2,5.

Episode 7

Vaggie calls the hotel her home. Cute.

Charlie angry at Vaggies secret of being a angel. They known each other for 3 years. Charlie tells Vaggie everything Idk why, but it felt like Charlie is putting her own needs before Vaggies? Like yeah she’s knows know that vaggie is an angel and part of the extermination but she never killed anyone? Idk I feel like Charlie isn’t looking at Vaggies POV?

Rose is ok. I like the way she’s talks! She definitely one of those character that makes the episode more better/entertaining.

If the pilot is canon to the story then CHARLIE WHY THE HELL DID YOU MAKE A DEAL?? YOU KNOW THAT YOU SHOULDNT HAVE?? DIDNT YOU ASK ALSTOR TO HELP IN THE PILOT??? HIM TELLING YOU INFO FALLS UNDER THE HELPING CATEGORY???

Rosie saying Charlie has moxie….i guess? Idk I don’t really see it.

Oh god alastor and Rosie saying Charlie is like their daughter….that Rosie is Lilith theory might be true…

“I had faith in her” or whatever the quote was, bullshit. Alastor join because he wanted to watch Charlie fail/was bored. Oh, yeah he totally beloved her and he totally wanted to use her power or whatever. 🙄

The vaggie and Camille scene was fine. Kind of weird that Camille is so chill about Vaggie being an angel and training/fighting with her, even though she literally killed an angel to protect her daughters. Didn’t like the song, I literally muted it.

Husk, Angel, Nifty, and Sir Pent fortify the hotel. That caught me off guard:

Score 1-4, I give it a 2.5.

Episode 8

Last episode baby!!!!!

Christ.

Sir pen dies. :/ bummer

Alastor and Adam fight!!! ADAM WAS WEARING A MASK?????

Vaggie I don’t think you sparing Lute is good. Like she gonna kill you. Vaggie kill her.

The fight scenes are ok.

Adam died, thank god.

Then rebuilding the hotel is ok? I don’t know what to think of it? The Vees being happy about this is??? Why???? Also for Alastor, him trying to find a back door on his deal. I guess he was hoping if he killed Adam, then he could be free from being a sinner??

Nifty killing Adam, neat.

Also Pen getting redemption and being an angel now! Good for him.

Wait, wait WHY is Lilith in Heaven???

For this ending. It’s VERY rushed, plot wise. It’s just one battle and BAM everything is ok. Kind of. Will they get a season 2? I hope not. This first season is rough, mediocre.

Score 1-5. I give it a 4

Do you have good info on keeping super dwarf reticulated pythons? I got one at a reptile show since the breeders gave me a good impression and i have some snake experience but probably should have done more research on the exact species before buying. Also the internet reccomendstions for tank size just look small to me, eyeballing him in there. The breeders did not warn me that there is restrictions crossing state lines with them which makes me trust their info less. Willing to give snake up if thats better for him but i would like to take care of him if possible, i love him very much.

Super dwarf retics can be very tricky. In terms of care, they're as easy as mainland retics (temp gradient of 90-78 and humidity at 60-70% is perfect) - the biggest things to be aware of are:

You'll need to start hook-training early. Retics have amazing food responses, but their size (even SDs) and strength means you do not want a mistaken feeding bite from them.

For pythons, reticulated pythons grow pretty fast. Expect you'll need to start thinking about the adult enclosure within 2 years.

Now - there are a few things specific to super dwarf retics that make them extremely tricky. They're still very new to the pet trade, and these things are the reason I don't have one yet. Here are the most important things I think you should think about:

Do you know the locality specifics? The locality a SD retic is from has a major impact on how big it will get, and most SDs sold aren't pure locality. Kalatoa, Madu, and Karompa localities average 6-8 feet long, Kayuadi average 7-10, Selayer islands average 10-13, and Jampea average 13-16. Most snakes sold as SD retics are going to get bigger because they've been crossed with mainland retics - you can expect pretty much any snake that isn't over 80% locality to hit at least 15 feet long at the absolute minimum.

Because of this, it's almost impossible for me to give you a good enclosure size because I don't know how big your snake is going to get. My minimum for enclosures is always big enough for the snake to stretch along one wall - a 6x4x4 would be my minimum recommendation for a pure SD Kalatoa, Madu, or Karompa, and for a snake that's been crossed with mainland retics, I'd recommend at least a 15-foot enclosure (I know it's difficult for private keepers to provide that, let alone longer).

It's probably smart to start preparing for the possibility that he might get bigger than you'd prepared for. If you live alone, I would start scouting out friends to help you in the case he exceeds about 12 feet long - at that point, it's dangerous to handle a giant snake alone. I'd also start thinking about what you'll do if he outgrows rats - are there any rabbit farms near you?

SD retics are still legally classified the same as mainland retics, so you'll have to be very careful when doing things such as crossing state lines and even seeking out veterinary care. Most exotics vets will be okay with seeing him, especially if he has enough locality in him to stay smaller, but be prepared for a bit of hassle, and smaller vets who don't have people trained in handling giant snakes might not be able to see him.

Wishing you and him all the best! Like all retics, SDs are a huge responsibility, and especially as you mention you don't entirely trust his breeder anymore, there's an extra layer of uncertainty in your situation since you can't be sure exactly how big he's going to end up.

Why jerry (you know which one) is a legend

(MAJOR SPOLIERS CANT STRESS ENOUGH, LISTEN TO THIS MASTERPEICE OF A PODCAST BEFORE READING) JERK-OFF JERRY, thats his title given to him to many just a man others a friend but to most..... a pervert, to himself anyways. Now form that alone your thinking 'why is this man important' and thats where i come in to fuel your brain of this man and his acsent to legendhood. Jerry started in the podcast as a side chracter who was created for one purpose jerk off jokes. And for a long time he was just another member to eventually die to a bad roll of the death chart until, the wood arc. without getting into to many spoilers the wood arc is when everyone is stuck in the cursed woods.

Now in the wood arc we cut to some of the crew including. our boy Jerry, plyph (i know thats not how you spell it so he will be called soup boy), Carlos, and then it gets weird because the first time around bathroom berry and nodoze were with the sqaud but Nodoze ended up dozing and nowehere near the group and berry was mistaken for a martial arts guy (cant remember names TIRED). The squad goes through the forest trying to find the ship when our boy JERRY brings out a hand compass (in his hand) and leads the way.

When they get to the uhuru its over run but flora and fauna mostly snakes. Jerry comes in clutch again by (dies of laughter) well speacil skills with much practice. He eventually gets on the ship as well as the rest of the sqaud and helps people break free of their slumber. This my readers is where the legend dies, while saving someone his arm gets bitten by a snake his (sobs) jerking off arm then his other arm, then his legs.........then his crotch. He then falls out a porthole into the wood where he is put to rest in the dirt of where he stood. ashes to ashes, nuts to nuts.

The funerel is small as many didnt like JOJerry but those who were mounred his rightoues death with gifts to keep him occupied in the afterlife.

Now he doesnt seem thaaaat speacil but he is. You see Jhonny O'mara is a long member of campaign and player of the much beloved Travis Matago left that arc. Travis himself did not die but Jhonny voiced you guessed it JOJerry. Jerrys death was the death of Jhonny leaving the podcast (whether he likes it or not) and theres nothing that can change my mind. Our Jerry gave us another reason to let go of Travis and Jhonny for his chracter death did happen, in Jerry.

BUT THATS NOT ALL, The uhuru's crew is free no matter what their idea of freedom is they have it or captian orimar vale helps them find their freedom. JOJerry had freedom to do what he loved wherever he wanted where in other places it would be deemed well inapporite. Just has Nodoze has freedom to rope and travel, as Gable has freedom of no job and getting to have a family, as Dref had the freedom to experiment, as wendyell has freedom to get married (OOF) and pillage, Jerk off jerry was just as free as them and was a head on repersantation of that freedom of whatever freedom is.

JOJerry helped us understand the crew and let go and for that he will be remebered. TAKE FLIGHT JERRY.

(This is all a big meme btw i dont support this behavior or what he did at all but he is a good example of the morals of the uhuru just MUCH more perverted than what it really is)

season 7: the thoughts continue

i feel like the quantity and quality of brief stupid & irrelevant team exchanges went up and i am SO here for it. jay has redeemed his poor choices from last season purely by virtue of being part of 50 to 75% of these, for the record. this has been so extremely enjoyable i dont even know where to begin.

the concept of the "hands of time" being twins with symmetrical time powers is honestly. so cool and even if the execution was mid i am still so Extremely glad this exists. because its very cool. i do wish they had better designs though usually the ninjago designs are. well most of the time theyre not spectacular but they're generally fine. these guys are ugly tho.

the snake dudes / one dudette whose names escape me at the moment annoyed me. i dont like them. also why is it that 1) they gave the snake girl titties. real question. i dont think she needs tits made of snakes. stop it and 2) there was only 1 (one) girl. where are my useless female grunts !!!!!

so many time puns. too many time puns. infinite time puns. you can watch my sanity wear away in real time. NO WAIT I SAID TIME DAMMI

^ responding to a message unrelated to ninjago

honestly. okay im gonna be blunt i am very disappointed in this season mainly because i was hoping to get like. sibling foils and stuff COME ON WE'VE GOT THREE DIFFERENT SIBLING PAIRS HERE . WE'VE GOT TIME BROTHERS WHOSE NAMES ALSO ESCAPE ME. WE'VE GOT KAI AND NAYA. WE'VE GOT WU AND GARMADON. AND THESE TERRIBLE WRITERS COULDNT EVEN GIVE ME ONE PAIR OF FOILS. COME ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

anyways yeah no i am very very disappointed. three pairs. Three of them. and not a single foil in sight. like man why'd you even bother. its like they wanted to do something with them all being siblings but couldnt think of anything past them all being siblings. yknow. its like "ohh wow kai and naya are fighting those time guys !! oh huh what? you mean we should have some thematic or narrative reason for this? ah screw that they're both sibling pairs thats good enough" NO ITS NOT GOOD ENOUGH. ITS NOT

regarding kai and naya it also annoys me because we didnt really get much of them bonding as siblings because 80% of it was about their parents, who i am ALSO supremely disappointed in, even if im not particularly surprised. like . ok . ok ok. head in hands. they just Left kai and naya because time brother #1 (whose name again escapes me), who, notably does not have any more elemental powers, said "haha im gonna kill them" despite the fact that BOTH of them were there and definitely could've taken him out, and instead decided to go help him build weapons for him to take over ninjago with. for real. really. Really . like MAN at least if they were evil that woudlve been INTERESTING. come ONNNNNNNN. come on. come onnnnnn screw that. and then all kai and naya got this season was "oh wow epic our parents are still here. ok well since the writers arent going to do anything interesting with that we're all gonna be buddy buddy now. tee hee"

really annoyed with wu this season btw. take this discord screenshot that encapsulates my thoughts pretty well

like okay i dont hold him not telling anybody anything at the beginning of the season against him too much because like thats the beginning of the next tacked on season that the authors had not originally had plans for and whats a ninjago season if it doesnt start with wu saying "there's something i havent told you yet" + usually they're stories that he could've reasonably thought wouldn't have become relevant again, but this is just unacceptable. bro get a grip if their master dies out of nowhere when they weren't expecting it then methinks it will distract them. just a little bit.

also this

the ninjago timeline is honestly a joke. its like . MAN it doesnt even begin to make sense its like wu and garmadon's dad is a sort of demigod who created the whole world but also they're only 80 years old and apparently ancient ninjago was 40 years ago and lloyd fits into this picture. somehow. (????????????????????????????) because to say it is terribly unclear when garmadon went full deranged is. well. an understatement of the century. and . yknow what why am i even bothering, honestly. whatever. who cares (me i do)

i didnt like. dislike the season but this one really suffered from a lack of a coherent vision. most of the season kind of felt like they did nothing and WAIT I JUST REALIZED I FORGOT TO TALK ABOUT THE DAY OF THE DEAD SPECIAL. IM SO MAD I THOUGHT THEY WERE GONNA DO SOMETHING ABOUT COLE BEING A GHOST NOW. AND THEN THEY DIDNT. NOT AT ALL. NOT EVEN LIKE A PROPER IDENTITY CRISIS OR ANYTHIGN. THEY FIXED IT IN A SPECIAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A SPECIAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HECK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

okay that aside. im glad pixal has something to do now instead of just being inside zane's brain. good for her good for her.

im also SO glad they didnt just undo the whole arc with the reversing time blade. thank the lord above i was half expecting them to despite the fact that they literally just did that Last Season. also also i LOVE jay's mom she showed up for .4 minutes, was terribly annoying, and i love it. i love her. i want more annoying women in media please and thank you you can really tell she's jay's mom. i want them to meet so bad.

btw lloyd deserves such a break. he needs it. he should go on vacation or something let everybody else figure it out. they'll probably die without him but idk he needs it. actually speaking of, this was my takeaway from this season

also question about the reversing time blade. theoretically if you punch a recently deceased corpse with it could you bring them back to life?

and, on a final note, take this

THE THOUGHTS ARE VERY MUCH WELCOME

the goofiness the ninja deserve. if the show isn't at least 45% silly character interactions by runtime it isn't even ninjago anymore.

they are!!! they are such a great concept. execution mixed and yeah the designs are. lacking. but once again they knock it out of the park with the show's concepts. notwithstanding the snitties.

i see my pun riddled future. i live in excited fear of it. you are also the funniest person on the planet adksfjds

mhm. mhhhm. what i wouldn't give for this show to figure out what they're doing with the character foiling bc half the time its got a good start but fumbles bc time/medium constraints but 99% of the show's good potential foiling?? is completely squandered??? their reliance on the secret parent reveals over time only gets more frustrating as it continues but for a show that's so oriented on familial bonds BOY do they constantly ignore any and all actual meaning they could explore about them. comparing nya and kai w/ everyone else could be fascinating but that means confronting character traits and we've been. heh. watering down kai ever since he stopped being the main character so that's not allowed.

there is sooooo much to be said about their parents and while there is solace in it does get addressed a little. it is very much in ninjago's special way where they pretend nothing happened for multiple seasons. so that's fun. also now i want kai and nya to have to bond with lloyd over evil parents that'd be funny as hell.

glad you got your cardboard cutout parental figures guys. go ignore your potentially complex emotions about this experience over with jay in the lobby. it'll be your turn to be important again in 2-5 seasons and by then half the world will be retconned again <3

ahh yes. wu. tbh while i get its incredibly frustrating and purely a plot device i do think he's funny as hell for never telling them shit. 100% this guy never actually figured out what being a mentor was beyond how his god-dad treated him and his god-dad was omniscient and ominous about it so. yeah i get it. but any situation where misako can give you valid criticism is a bad one.

the infamous ninjago timeline... in one of the comics it fucks it up so bad that cole is born after lloyd. this place is a dumpster fire of time discrepancies this is what happens when you make time a manipulatable element. what the hell FSM. they have fuckin FOSSILS and also ancient history that the grandpa down the street lived through. either these legos have fuckin long ass lifespans or im just gonna keep blaming it on the fact that TIME IS AN ELEMENT. gravity is a fucking element. speed is a fucjin element. what's next is inertia an element. can their newest villain stop their spinjitzu in its tracks by sending them flying off in a single direction forever. mr self styled god what the fuck were you doing

everything about cole is a tragedy. and also confusing. obligatory return to the status quo i hate you.

I haven't even watched the entire season yet but oooooh jay's mom lives in my brain. she got her grubby little electricity master fingers on my synapses and i can't stop imagining melodramatic fic about her and her confusing as hell life. smthn smthn the lightning rod versus the storm that strikes it. miss child abandonment two, electric boogaloo, i would give you my house for an inch of your life story

the only takes on the ninja's braincell capacity I respect. people putting nya at the top of the list are missing out on her chaotic girl swag and the fact that she has recommended some of the stupidest shit imaginable. queen shit girl but cmon

yes. yes i believe it should and someone should go grab morros abandoned body to test it. this is a universally bad idea

lastly, tragically, i take back my earlier statement, zero offense meant but you have been dethroned as the funniest person on the planet

My self ship with shang in a nutshell

*may be subject to change because im still working on it fully*

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In my au. Shang after a certain amount of times he got his ass kicked by liu kang (my hc verse the whole thing in aftetmath did happen but things got "reset" and everyone sorta lived but don't remember shit cept in vague dreams n visions well the gods do at least. Therefore i can keep some things while rearranging the furniture so to speak. The crown is rewritten as an elder god artifact and shang only added to it not created it. And kronika gets killed off waaaaay before any of that shit. And is rewritten to be an elder god of time(of future) and geras(of past) because f that stupid titans bullshit. Cetrion is rewritten to be a main antagonist and more important. And basically I'm making this way better than canons shitshow of a so called "plot" ). He got sent to gay baby jail . And now is fighting for his freedom. Many years go by. Every 10yrs or so he can challenge for his freedom. In a minor tournament of mortal kombat. No fatalities,no powers,only fists. Basically a normal martial tournament however fatalities are not required,only suggested. However you still only get 3 mercys/friendships/sparings. Because rule of 3. Anyways. Basically shang is lonely,desperate and tired.

So....here comes me. Washed up randomly on his beach. (I haven't come up with any true background before yet. So go easy on me.) And shang's like owo whats dis?! Because look this binch aint got none in how long? And also is hella desperate to get free like i said. Theres more to it but I'll leave it at that for now.

At first he's like

You can check out any time you like,but you can never leave. Hotel California head ass.

Then he's like

I would be happy to train you. Because he needs help. He definitely at first tho before this plays the "cute helpless old man" because of course shang would. -_-

But I'm not gonna make it easy on you.

Then i train hard. A few years go by. Things heat up between me n shang. And well feelings develop. And he's not sure if he wants me in a tournament. Because he's scared of actually losing me.

Cute ol man. Look don't judge me. Old man shang is hella cute too. Like i love all shang tsung ok? Im a shang tsimp.

And then somehow,some way anyway. Entered into a minor tournament. Either snuck in or he gave in. Either way.

Shang isn't happy. But he allows it,under close supervision.

But somehow. By a miracle. I win

This pleases shang. Now he has his freedom. Lucky for them thats all he got. And nobody truly died. But shang is now a free dude. And no longer bound to his island.

But of course shit dont stay so sweet because its mortal fuckin kombat.

This asshole gets resurrected somehow,and kidnaps me because reasons.

Bald ahh binch.

Shang isn't happy

But it's ok because he saves me. And that's when things get super serious for me n shang. And he of course gains his youth and vitality more back(which would be jarring for me ngl but its all good). And of course after that close call he trains me slightly in magic,only enough for defense of course. Nothing major. As he doesn't want me to not only surpass him.(its shang ok you knew this was gonna be a problem) but also because he wants me to not end up like him. The one pure soul he cares for. That and some dope ass magic armor.

And after that pretty much we live on the island for the most part in peace.

Minus the occasional outside problem or two

(Srry for the mk legends shang tsung spam tho. Because bruuuuuh. He is hella cool in that movie. Nothing beats tagawa,he's the og after all. But mk legends BOTR and SR shang tsung is dope af design. The voice is ok. I always imagined shang to have a lower set voice tho. Mellow and snakey and almost hypnotic. Like fr. Smooth like butter. Because how else can someone so notoriously snake tongued be not having a voice that sound delicious? And also knows Exactly how to treat someone? Or exactly what to say or comfort. Like fr. This is basic 101. (I do believe shang tsung can love deeply. And genuinely. Its just been a hot ass minute since that and he dont trust easy due to a lot of factors but a majority of that is when he was in service under shao Khan)

But yeah that's basically it.

Dream of only me Neil Diamond x reader

A/N: I am outraged that there are no Neil Diamond fics on here, or virtually anywhere so here we go (this is basically for me only, cry about it)

WARNINGS: Nicknames (baby, honey), Drug use (cigarettes and weed), heavy petting, groping, kissing?

You were backstage at The Greek, another show for Neil, another night of watching him move his hips, body with that guitar of his for all to see. Because of this, it would sometimes be hard to wait until the show was over to be alone together amongst other things...He had about 15 minutes till he had to be onstage so you slipped past security showing your pass and made your way to his dressing room, with his door adorned with a shiny gold star that read 'Neil Diamond' in black cursive letters.

You knocked softly on the door and just as soon as you returned my hand to my side Neil was there meeting me with kind eyes…and no shirt on. "Hey gorgeous" he said in his usual deep tone and pulled your waist in for a kiss, you let out a small moan in surprise as he deepened it, plush lips melding against mine. "Mm, hello to you too" You sighed as he returned to his dressing table and sat back down. He watched as you sauntered to where he was sitting and stood behind where he was sitting as he pulled a cigarette out of his case "I gotta say Neil I like this new look of yours, gonna show all those girls whats mine?" You mused, while running your fingers through his extensive chest hair. Neil chuckled, "Don't worry honey, I got that number ready for tonight" you turned your head and followed his finger to a sequined adorned silver shirt with long lapels , complete with a black sequined vest. “Ha, of course" you smiled as he took a drag of his cigarette. As you went to further inspect the costume, you felt his eyes on you, Neil had been touring non-stop and although you decided to tag a long a couple of times it was certainly not enough for you or Neil. He placed his cigarette oon the ashtray, soon to be long forgotten, "That's a really nice dress babe, you trying to show all the guys whats mine?" You giggled at the repetition of your words from just minutes ago, and began to feel his big arms envelop your waist as he began to plant wet kisses up and down the column of your neck. "Mmm, you sure you have go out there tonight baby" you sighed as Neil turned out around and began sucking marks onto your chest "Neil! people are gonna see those!" You swatted at his arm as he smiled and captured your lips again. You moaned into his mouth and began to run your fingers through his thick brown hair, tugging on it slightly in an attempt to get even closer.

Just as Neil begins to snake an arm up to your tits, a loud wrap comes on the door "Neil ya gotta be on stage in 5" he groans "alright, coming" he groaned separating himself from you, much to your chagrin. "The show must go on" he sighed as he took the shirt fromm behind you and slipped it on and began doing up the buttons one by one. "Let me get that for ya" you smiled as you did up the last two, making sure to leave plenty of room for him to show off his chest. "Thats better" you smiled up at him and letting your hand linger on his chest as you leaned in to give him a quick peck. “Now remember honey, they’re just gonna film me from behind as I go out on stage”, you nodded “wanna go out together?” You asked as you grabbed his hand, and you both walked out of the dressing room towards the stage. Although it felt a little weird knowing there’s a camera filming the both of you, you walk down some stairs until you’re both met with the backstage curtains. “Have a good show honey" you smiled as you Neil gave you a final kiss and soon after jogged out to meet his adoring fans as the roared and clapped.

The concert was an obvious triumph, having people stand up the entire concert, Neil picking out members of the crowd to sing on stage (including Henry Winkler from "Happy Days") and of course Neil’s incredibly tight outfit.

After waiting for what seemed like an eternity for his crowd to stop clapping, Neil finally walked off stage, sweaty and laughing to himself. "God, that was an amazing show, baby," you smiled as you wrapped your hands around his sweaty neck and kissed him deeply and passionately. "Shit, that good honey?" he smiled pulling back. "Mhm," you giggled as you locked hands and headed back to his dressing room. Before you could even step foot into the room, one of Neil's friends came around the corner "Hey Elton's playing at the Troubadour, you guys coming?" Neil turned to you, looking for your response. You were terribly tired and right now your priority was getting Neil's tight pants off, but you both hadn't seen Elton in a while, you shrugged with a smile and Neil smiled back "sure, I think we're just gonna stop off at home to change, these clothes are soaked, man." His friend nodded and walked away, meanwhile you pulled Neil into the dressing room "yknow I really would have said no, if those pants left more the imagination," you smiled up at him with wide eyes. "Oh yeah?" he smiled, leaning to kiss you, "yeah," you replied smiling into the kiss. Just as your hands snaked around his neck however, they were met with the sweat soaked fabric on his collar.  "Mmm, as much as I would love to continue baby, you really need to change" you said, pulling away. "Fine, fine let's head out." Neil huffed.

You were both finally ready; you had on an even shorter dress which was bell sleeved, black and rings that connected the skirt to the top. Neil sported some bellbottmed jeans and a matching denim shirt which he tucked in. "Can you help me with one more thing honey" you nodded and clicked your way while Neil handed you a gold chain you had gotten him for his birthday last year. You smiled to yourself as you went to secure the necklace behind his neck. You both stopped and stared at eachother for a moment, you were both so happy and in love it was hard to help. Neil broke the contact as he went rummaging through your cigarette box on your coffee table. "Neil you and I both have cigarettes on us" you sighed, looking at your watch. "Not this kind baby" Neil chuckled retrieving what he looking for; a joint. You giggled "I guess it has been a little while.." you laughed as he grabbed a lighter from his jean pocket.

Neil being the gentleman that he is, placed the joint between your plump lips, giving you the first hit. "Let me light your fire, babe" he laughs, concentrating on lighting the joint evenly. You take a long inhale, only to promptly cough, which Neil seems to find hilarious. "Y'okay?" he asks in sincerity, you cough for the final time with a sour expression as you hand the joint to Neil.

You both are stoned by this point, having finished the joint between the two of you and lounging on the couch. "Mmm, this dress is evenn better than your other one, babe" he slurred, his large hand beginning to wander the expanse of your upper thigh. "Heh, it is nice isn't" you smiled lazily toward him, while stroking the side of his face. "Yknoww, we can always have Elton over here sometime, I think I gotta find out whats under this dress of yourss" Neil suggested hiking your already short dress up your legs. "Thats soo true" you giggle as you both slowly lean in to connect your lips. The kiss is sloppy, tongues running along each other, searching for something that you both won’t find. Neil growled as he maneuvers you to straddle his waist. You continue the kiss, while pawing and grasping for flesh; Neil opting to massage the meat of your ass through your panties, and you running and tugging as his thick long hair.

You defiantly didn’t make it to the concert that night.

Dave had seen the Lopunny fly away, his shield taking the initial blow, and breaking like fragile porcelain. But it had done its job, same with Solaris. It had protected him enough, Dave hoped, to get him to safety soon, and prevent any further damage.

Dave looked at the body of Aphobis as the others left.

Aestas, Bellum and Joseph all looked around. They hadn't had to do much, which to at least Joseph's and Aestas's relief, meant they hadn't had to go all out.

Bellum though, had wanted a fight.

"Aww, man." Bellum groaned. He shut off his axe, looking bummed out. "The damned snake died before I could do anything." He grumbled.

Dave gave a soft smile to Bellum. "Well, you couldn't fight, but I'll let you burn the body." Offered Dave.

That didn't mollify Bellum, but it allowed him to do something.

After magicking some oil, and creating a big enough divide with rocks and dirt, Bellum helped to dispose of the body. Creating a big bonfire.

Corpse disposal of a creature like this was so important, especially when one didn't know the consequences of not doing so would have an effect on the environment.

Dave watched with his kids as the body buried down to ash in its intense flames. Making sure every trace and bits of armor were thrown in as well.

Joseph looked at his father, now back to normal.

"Do you think that Zane will leave? Now that his quest is complete, he doesn't really need to stay. Do you think that we changed his world?" Joseph asked, wanting to hear his fathers thoughts on what had happened, and what it meant.

Dave was silent for a time. Looking into the flames as he thought.

"I don't know." He said finally.

"With this beast gone, it means that they have a chance to rebuild, but from what we can gleam of its words, others like it might still be loose in Zane's world. Zane might need to go back to clean up after Aphobis. With a good chunk of their Legendaries gone, they'll likely be reborn for the sake of that world. If not, its doomed to die." Dave stated truthfully.

"But they usually work out when the world is in imbalanced. And unlikely heroes arise in times of need."

Dave thought for a bit more, considering things. "But thats just a guess on my end." He said, noting how tense Bellum was just a bit away. He was likely listening and realising he might need to say goodbye to Zane. Again.

He still had so much buried in his heart, so much grief there. Hed be okay though, Dave knew. His boy was a strong kid.

Dave stayed there, watching the body turn to smouldering ash. And even after that, he made sure to wash away the evidence, and make sure no trace was found.

Why? Because a healthy bit of paranoia in this case, he felt was warranted.

After that, he abd his kids, left as well.

@unmeisenshi

Swapisle au

hello so if your reading this your atleast some what intrested apolgizes  there will be spelling and grammer misteaks and cusswords Clementine (swapisle the skele bros big sister ) this is a au i made the main theme of this au is just generlly CHAOTIC GREMLINS clementine tends to go by any pronouns she/her he/him they/them they are genderfluid and demisexual there au underground theme is more enchanted there house is actually a lovley cottage and there brother (whos nickname is tea) is part of the royal gaurd tho he just watches over his post simlar to underswap papyrus  a funfact is clementine is generally more confrontive but not confrontive at a same time they have there momments for example there was one time they gave alphas a verbal beat down for attacking the human when they first met  they more care about others then themself in this au magic is alittle differnt aswell now lets talk about tea he is generall fine with most things hes pan lmao and he is the royal judge simlar to classic sans role however he is abit more observent and drops hints to his sister more often however the fun thing is that all siblings reamber the resets but clementine acts all nice and happy but when they break down they break down its.... diffuclate to say the least now to headcannons BECAUSE BOY I HAVE ALOT ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 🌟 tea actually has insomnia the poor soul and he also has a unhealthy love for black tea and honey the only reason clementine is against it is because the amount they consume per day is more then water tho tea has water in it its not enough to have the correct amout per day and the caffine is over doing it 🌟tea most of the time is like classic threw the  genocide runs they dont do anything however his sister is a differnt story but we will get to her headcannons after tea 🌟tea littrly has found clementine on the roof in a onsie and was so confused and concerned this had happened when they were really young 🌟tea dose know of the other aus since he worked as a scinetiest with his gaster witch will have headcannons here aswell 🌟 tea appearance is way diffrent then his sister he has patches of brownish lack dots all over his bones along with hints of a hibiscus color dits aswell the hibiscus dits and brownish black dots are on his face aswell they look like freckles and his eyelights are a lovely hbiscus color mixed with green it looks like a field of flowers in a way 🌟 tea is 8′6 🌟 he wears tank tops most often and often steel toed boots he tends to also wear a hoodie around his waist thats a gold color that has black snake patern on it 🌟 hes the younger sibling just tall ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 🌟 now for there gaster whos nickname i have dubed him  apoco he has insomnia aswell but also ADD or ADHD but the more chill version of it that makes you have no energy and multitask on every little thing  🌟 apoco actually made tea and clementine and  gaurd threw using abit of his dust in a machine tho if there were more skeleton monsters they couldve combinded there magic to create tea and apoco but both of these process are dangerous 🌟 hes actually a good father belive it or not and the core accident didnt happen well it did but he didnt fall into the core tho he no longer works as the royal scinestist  🌟he apperenice is a mix of teas and clementine who is sometime called bee by her father for her love of the tiny things his eyes ocsinally change color not as bad as clementine or bee  🌟 he WILL throw hands with you in the genocide rout no queastion asked  🌟 HE IS TALL OML his height is 10′8  tho tea is catching up to him then theres just poor tea the poor woman lol 🌟 he has brittle bones they break easy and get hurt easy so he has to be careful because hurt bones are a PAIN to deal with  🌟 he can sing funny enough tea has described his singing to others simlar to a sirens  🌟 this fancy mf wears a trench coat that has sun and star patterns on it along with potion like symbols on it  ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 🌟now we have clementines whos nicknames are bee  freezy  rain and a few more 🌟 she got the bad end of the stick of the genes in apocos side her bones are brittle as fuck like his  and scoliosis she also cant move her hips at all and will have to get them rebroken to connect them with the right parts to be able to move them and she got the mental end of the stick she has paranoid schizophrenia and ADHD Bipolar and a few more that will be updated over time she also has anxiety and depression tho she is geting medicine for these things 🌟her appearance is generally like swap sans but she has light rose quartz pink dots with olive and mint green spots that look simlar to mini   daffodil flowers there is also a occasionally purple and blueish and purple lavender daffodil marks her eye lights change there most often her natural color of a lovley blueish green it looks like a ring and the colors are flooding into eachother her  outer eyelight part are a greyish blue and the inside is a vibrant olive green tho her eye lights change alot of colors  when angry they tend to be brown and gold she also has the rose quartz colored dots along with the olive and mint green and purple and gold dots an dlittle daffodil like markings on her face like freckles and markings 🌟she loves animals and with her ADHD she tends to be hyper 24/7 and has random crashes she forgets alot of times and she will blurt out random things or because her ADHD she will copy random noises and make them her room is full of weighted plushies and blankets and many many plushies such as snake octopus dragons and bees also has cats and birds hidden in there 🌟her height is 5′5 when it comes to the family tho she climbs to get most things shes alittle gremlin lol her brother and father often have a tough time keeping up with her energy  🌟 she cooks really well she tends to have a more southern way of cooking and it taste amazing and she dosent know how to do portions when she cooks she cooks for everyone so yes i can imagine her randomly bringing foods for the star sanses and bad sanses secretly and droping it off  🌟her outfit is a turtle neck that ranges from colors and fluffy winter boots  she wears gloves purely she dislikes people she dosent know liking her she also has a black scarf  that she will wrap around her face when she gets a episode and HATES dislikes people seeing any part of her body she also dose wear glasses occasionally even tho shes as blind as a bat she only wears then occasionally  simply the cold clouds glasses like a bitch so she often uses her hands or hearing to find where things are and is really good at it 🌟her personality is chaotic she has moments where she acts chaotic and makes violent jokes and shit 🌟she would defiantly be friends with lust and horror and outer and farmer 🌟she loves growing her own herbs and making jam and tea from flowers she drinks tea but not as much as her brother 🌟her hands are really shaky at times and she will panic because she sometimes hears things that arnt there not vioces like error but things she gets scared very easily so expect her to jump and let out alittle squeak if you come up behinde her  🌟 she hates being alone but also likes it its more she hates silence she also deffinatlly people saying shes a people pleaser since the first half of her life she had spent faking a personality that the specific person wanted instead of using the personality that was hers she often falls into this habit again and just calls her self fake even tho this was implented on her by a specific person from the au  she crys easily when yelled and she will say sorry for everything 🌟she actually has snaped in a genocide route and killed the human before   🌟 she uses a weapon that rang it can be a staff at some points with double sided crystal points at each side or a full on great sword or daggers she also can use a bow 🌟she despises aphlys  for trying to hurt her brother at one point because she was mad she fucking whooped alphys ass she also refuses to join the royal gaurd  🌟 she much prefers to be the undergrounds and snowdens local baker and  cafe worker  🌟 she runs a caffe called ‘Hidden Academy’ its witched and magic themed theres paintings on the wall of a magical hidden forest and dragons griffions flying on the walls and on one side of the cafe is ocean themed with sea serpents in the water along with sirens singing on rocks and then the roof is a night sky with glowing stars and comets  🌟 shes generally chill about the work outfit but most employs get to choose the color of a witch hat they want they can decorate the hat and there uniform is color themed to match the outfit 🌟 her outfit is olive green mixed with purple and she has little crysal and herb symbols on her witch hat with a viel hanging from the hat to cover her face she can see threw the viel dw  🌟she loves upbeat music but music in generally  🌟 she can travel threw aus her magic concludes of being able to freeze stuff and lightning along with bone and gaster blaster magic  🌟 she can and will shock you a tiny bit if you piss her off 🌟 this little shit can be vicous she is very competive in battle  🌟 her love language is pychical touch gifts and she loves hearing words of affirmative she needs  loves to know shes doing a good job 🌟 deffinatlly the little spoon but will switch to big spoon at times  🌟shes allways cold but her bodys allways warm like a heater so she will snuggle a person whos warm or warm things 🌟clementine birthday is march 26 ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 🌟now for the sans of this au his nickname is gaurd or more simply called plague 🌟he looks simlar to clementine and tea but his colors are more vibrant and instead of droplet or daffodil markings he has star markings that also look simlar to roses and his eye lights are a ocean blue tho they sometimes change to light blue 🌟 he is the second oldest and shortest clementine holds that title both sulkingly and proudly lol 🌟you actually can die in a battle with him and if he sees you try and fight his siblings oh dear goodness pray for yourself 🌟he tends to use a sword or daggers more then his bone attacks

🌟he loves fuzzy things just like clementine but is a walking heater 🌟he is often found at clementines cafe/diner 🌟 hes pretty chill and tends to be entergetic but not as bad as the classic papyrus  🌟 he is in the royal gaurd actually  🌟 hes the second in command of the royal gaurd 🌟 he wears gloves and his outfit is a guard uniform with a cape and hood with a snake mark on it  🌟 the outfit is more of a black turtle neck that has no sleves and blueish black pants and boots 🌟hes height is 6′6

Sons first match

"Right make sure you score loads of goals and don't take no crap from anyone alright lad?" Trent asked his 4 year old son who was waiting at the side lines to kick off his first match. Trents hands protectively rested on your little ones shoulders as he crouched down behind him looking st his very own view. Using the word crap probably wasn't trents cleverest move as a parent but it clearly didn't register within his brain. Yours and trents little boy had been dieing to play football with a proper team since he could kick a ball. In his eyes the only thing which mattered was to be like his dad and in this very moment he saw himself like his very own daddy.

"Right kids come on kick off time" the couch shouted from the middle of the pitch ushering all of the little children over with a huge smile. Your little boy ran over to you and gave you the biggest hug and ran off to start his little dream.

"Good luck little one" you shouted over to him as he turned around to look back at you with a huge grin on his face. Your little boy wanted to be like his dad but he was always a mummy's boy through and through. One of the many things your son admired about his dad was the love and patience he had for you and he knew he would grow up to have the exact same for you as he got older. Trent was on the side lines walking up and down like he was actually Jurgen klopp, he had forgotten this was a small 5 a side game between 4 and 5 year old kids.

"Trent stop walking up and down your making me nervous" you said to trent with a laugh as he was progressively becoming more and more stressed. Trent looked at you in disbelief like you had just told him he was going to receive no Christmas presents.

"Babe this is serious stuff" trent said gesturing to the 10 boys legging it down the moody green grass in fits of laughter.

"Honestly I don't even think they know its serious stuff. Just let him have fun" you pleaded to trent kissing his cheek and watching how his eyes became slightly more gentle watching the game now you had told him that the only thing which matters is that he had fun. Trents arm found its way to your back snaking through your coat and cuddling you into his side to feel your warm embrace to more than likely shut you up.

"Oi no im not having that! Thats got to be a red card" trent shouted to the ref on the side lines all of a sudden causing his arm to fly off you and your ears to ring due to the high pitched screaming. Your face dropped at trents sudden screaming match infront of so many kids about a small game.

"Sorry lad where ignoring red cards there only kids" the referee shouted back with a laugh secretly trying to ignore the fact he wanted to run over to you both and ask for a picture. Trent offered the man a polite smile and decided to ignore his outburst he had let go atleast 30 seconds ago. You placed your hand within trents trying anything you could to calm him down.

-

The match had gone on for another 30 mins and they all decided to call it quits. You where incredibly proud of your little boy and how much effort he was putting in. Life with two boys who where extremely obsessed with football was difficult to keep on top off but it was something you couldn't get enough off.

"Oh well done lad I'm so proud of you" trent shouted wrapping his large arms around your sons small frame and lifting him into the air. Your sons face was a picture - a huge smile with booming eyes looking at his father with the most precious presence.

"I was trying to be like you" he said with a gummy smile as you and trent made your way over to the car park.

"Really? Well you look like a little me because you copied my hair" trent said with a warning face as he would always joke about him stealing his hair style.

"Noooo you copied mine daddy" he replied back latching onto his neck even tighter to try snd tease his dad. You looked over at them both as they where absolutely besotted in each others company.

"I think you two both copied off each other" you said to them both causing your little boys face to light up in joy at the thought of agreeing on something which ment both of them there in the wrong and not just one of them.

This is just a small one I thought I would write! By no means my best work but I love the concept and storyline. Please leave feedback! Requests are open

@prettylittletrent @hnrfc @travellvogue @yvessainteng @trentshoe @smileytaa @mrs-henderson @daddyhendo @goldenskyeng @kostasstsimikass @robbo38 @cornertakenquicklyyyy @chloereddy

I see requests are open 🥺👉👈 deku pegging fic please ???

Funny thing actually, I’ve never written something like this until now but I hope I met your expectations :)

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“‘Zuku, you have to stop moving,” you cooed in your boyfriend's ear from behind.

Izuku had been on all fours, knees spread a little farther than shoulder-width apart and you had been behind him attempting to get any movement with the pretty pink strap. Except he would not. stop. moving.

“It’s not the most comfortable position,” he argued through gritted teeth at the new sensation.

“You’ll be fine,” you reassured him while pulling your hips back before snapping them forward, keeping both of your hands on his muscular hips. The sudden thrust caused him to jerk forward and let out a deep moan.

“See? What’d I tell you,” you were moving your hips at an agonizingly slow pace but comfortable enough for Izuku to get used to for now. “You’re fine.”

“Feels good,” he whispered out.

“What was that?” you leaned forward, you couldn’t hear him, but as you moved forward you pushed the prop further into his ass, eliciting a whinier moan from his mouth.

“Hmm, said it feels good.”

“Does it?” you began kissing around his shoulder and neck, even lightly biting him a few times.

“Mhm, s-so good,” he lowered his upper half down onto the mattress, his arms were rested by his head while you slowly pounded into him.

But that wasn’t enough for you.

You grabbed both of his wrists and pulled them behind his back, he only lazily looked back at you with a look of concern mixed with pleasure before you started speeding up, his eyes and mouth instantly widening.

“What are yo~ngh, you doing?” he managed to pant out, his curls bouncing with each thrust you gave him, well at least the ones that weren’t stuck to his sweaty forehead. It was truly mesmerizing.

That and the way his eyes began to water.

“What?” you huffed, you were no longer leaning forward but were now holding his wrists down onto his mid-lower back as you pushed his knees farther apart with yours.

“You fuck me like this all the time, what’s wrong with me wanting to return the favor?”you teased.

“Nngh-n-nothing,” he stuttered. But that was all he could do. Whimper and moan out pathetic and adorable nothings that made you wanna test the limits of how far you could take him before he broke.

“D-don’t, st~ahh, stop, p-please don’t”

“F-faster, ngh~ please-”

“There, there, there, there! M-mommy please, t-there, hah”

“Where, baby?” you asked, continuing to drill into him but snaking a hand forwards and around his neck, squeezing the sides as you pulled him up and off the mattress. You hadn't noticed he had begun drooling onto the sheets. Fuck.

But Izuku continued to moan, completely ignoring your question.

“I asked where, ‘zuku?” the hand around his neck tightening its grip.

“Or are you too fucked out to answer Mommy now? Huh?” you huffed into the curve of his neck.

“Mm, mhm,” he tried to nod, but not getting too far with your hand keeping him in place.

“S-so good, wanna cum, pleaseee m-mommy,”

“Who do you belong to, baby?” you loosened your grip on his neck.

“Y-you, wanna cum- ahh,” you cut him off when you thrusted into him as deep as you could, drawing out a lower moan from his lips.

“Nuh-uh, try that again baby”

“T-to mommyy hah~”

“What was that?” You slowed your pace to as slow as it had been when you started.

“To mommy! P-please fuck me, wanna cum for you- FUCK” his pleads were cut off with quick and harsh thrusts, his orgasm was the only goal you had in mind at this point.

“I belong to mommy, I belong to mommy, to mommy, mommy, m-mommy, p-please oh fuck fuckfuckfuck”

“It’s okay, baby, you can cum” you whispered into his already sensitive ear and squeezed his throat, increasing the pleasure and sending him farther into his fucked out state.

He managed to stutter out a quiet ‘thank you’ letting out a slur of whines and moans and sloppily rutting into the sheets as he came while you were still buried into him from behind.

“Thats a good boy”

hold me tight or don’t

Pairings - Charles Blackwood x Female Reader Lee Bodecker x Female Reader

Warnings - Exhibitionism, Possessiveness, Jealousy, Voyeurism, Fingering (F receiving), Spanking, Breeding Kink, Vaginal Sex

A/N - Thats the most amount of warnings yet I think! This fic was written for @iraot​ wheels of debauchery challenge which you can see here I got Charles Blackwood, Possessiveness, Breeding and Exhibitionist, best friends brother. I was super excited and started writing it straight away so here we are now! I have also come to the conclusion that I cannot write Charles without Lee so you are all welcome for that 😏. Huge huge thanks to @thicccsimp​ as always for making this sound like a human wrote it. Lastly, this is for 18+ only so please shoo if you aren’t grown yet.

The sun was beating down against your bare shoulders, you were speaking to the town's Sheriff about the upcoming festival, smiling as he gave you his full attention. He tilted his head to the side whenever you smiled and giggled at his words,  acutely aware of the scowl on the face of the man on the other side of the garden.  He was sure to keep a close watch on him as he pretended to converse with your brother.

Charles Blackwood watched you intently as you flirted with the Sheriff, touching his arm and leaning into him to ‘hear him better’. He knew exactly what you were doing and it was all his own fault. You wanted more from him, wanted to be able to shout from the rooftops that you were in love with him and that the two of you wanted to spend the rest of your lives together.

He couldn’t though, your brother was his best friend and he had sworn to not touch you, it was the first rule of being a best friend and Charles had agreed; he understood the protective nature of brothers. You were away at college when he moved to town and met your brother, it wasn’t a problem until you came home later that year after finishing college and getting a job locally.

You’d been together in secret for almost a full year now, sneaking off to his home or fucking in the back of his car on road trips you disguised as ‘girls days out’. You’d both fell in love quickly but he knew he had to break your heart to keep his promise to your brother, he was supposed to be a man of his word.

That didn’t mean he wasn’t furious watching you now, he knew you’d always had a soft spot for the Sheriff, watched as you both flirted so effortlessly with each other while you were on shift in the diner. You would sneak him pieces of pie, telling him not to complain about his belly, you liked him just the way he was. He saw the red cheeks of the Sheriff and how he tried to bite his lip to not smile too wide whenever you complimented him. He even watched as Lee scared people into tipping you properly with a single menacing glance while you weren’t looking.

Now he has to watch as the pair of you dance around each other, subtle looks here and there or smiles across the party at each other. Your brother told him he was going up to his room, the girl on his arm giggling and kissing his neck. Charles looks around the space, everyone is either occupied or has already left.

He looks down at the bottle in his hands, peeling the label off in an effort to distract himself, he’s only stayed this long because he wants to keep an eye on you, make sure you’re safe. The label comes off in nearly one full go when he hears it, you and Lee giggling. He looks up to see him playfully tickling you, you’re in his arms with your head thrown back, eyes closed and giggles spilling out of your open mouth. Gripping the bottle tightly in his hand and scowling at you both he slams the beer down on the table, marching over to the two of you and grabbing you out of his arms. Placing himself between you and the handsy sheriff,  “Get your hands off my fucking girlfriend” he spits, furious that Lee thinks he can touch you like that.

He suddenly feels a sharp pain on the back of his head and turns to you, rubbing your hand from the slap you just gave him. He looks at you incredulous that you would actually strike him, “I’m not your girlfriend, you made that abundantly clear last week when you were the one who didn’t want me. It was your decision Charles, not mine.” You move around him and grab Lee’s hand, taking him to the other side of the garden where the ice bucket filled with cold beers and the buffet table now stood abandoned. The commotion had scared the remaining party goers away, just the three of you remained and the tension was palpable.

“Sweetheart, I don’t want to come between whatever is going on with you and Blackwood” Lee says, watching as the upset look on your face gives way to a  mischievous one instead. He grins as you look for Charles, nodding at him in challenge before pulling Lee in for a kiss. You hold his head pulling back for just a moment, giving him the chance to stop you. He smirks and leans down, kissing you deeply while snaking his arm around your waist to keep you close. He walks you backwards towards the nearby bench but you both stop and look when your back hits something solid.

Charles stands seething, unwrapping Lee’s arm from around your waist, spinning you around, and pulling you into his chest “What the fuck are doing with my girl, Bodecker?”. You go to protest but he crashes his lips down against your own, pushing his tongue into your mouth, and holding you close as you melt into him.

He sits down on the bench and pats his thighs “Come take a seat baby”. You look at him conflicted, turning back to Lee who has a look on his face that you can’t quite make out. He nods towards Charles and pushes you towards him, crowding you until you sit down. Taking the seat next to you both he watches as Charles places soft kisses over your neck, running his hands up your legs.

“Think you can have another man little dove? You’re mine, aren’t you?”. You try to fight it, biting down harshly on your bottom lip and balling your hands into fists next to him, “You look so pretty here, don’t you want to show the Sheriff what a good girl you are for me?”.

You scrunch your eyes shut and nod your head, he always knows exactly how to wreck you without having to do much and today was no exception. You opened your legs wide enough to go around his thighs, exposing your soaked panties to the Sheriff who couldn’t take his eyes away from the space between your legs. He took a deep breath in when you moaned as Charles began to lightly rub his fingers over the scrap of cotton covering your mound.

Thinking he should leave the two of you to have some privacy, he stands and gasps when you grab his hand “Please stay Lee,” you say in a pleading tone, looking up at him through your eyelashes. You could have asked him to do just about anything in that moment and he would have said yes without hesitation.

Charles continued to tease you, waiting for you to beg him for more the way he liked. His other hand moved up your writhing body, grazing over your nipples one at a time before he wrapped his long fingers around your throat. Smiling at Lee, you hold his gaze as Charles pulls your underwear to one side, running his fingers through the juices already leaking out of you “Fuck my little dove, is this all for me?” he asks teasingly. You smirk at Lee and slowly shake your head at the question. His hand tightens around your throat in warning and you moan, gripping his wrist, and encouraging him to keep touching you.

“Take a good look at her Sheriff, she’s all mine. You’ll never be able to have her,” he says, pulling your breasts out and watching the man in front of you look you up and down; his eyes darkening as he watches the two fingers dip in and out of you, opening you up. You grind your hips with him as he works you over, your moans getting louder as he rubs over the spongy spot inside of you. Lee pushes two fingers into your mouth to quiet you down and you look up at him with a devilish smirk before sucking on them, running your tongue over the digits as he watches, his jaw slack and pupils blown.

“Oh no no no, that's not ok. Keep your hands to yourself,” Lee pulls them away and you pout, looking over your shoulder at Charles, pleading with him to do something. He looks at you and waits, he likes it when you beg, you both know this. Today though, you have another man who wants to entertain you, you don’t need Charles.

Moving out from his grip, you get on your knees and face Lee, smiling. You lean in to kiss him but squeal when Charles spanks you hard, before gripping your hips and holding you in place. “You’re mine, little dove. No one else gets to touch you”. He pulls out his cock and pushes deep inside you, gripping you by the hair and forcing you to look up at the Sheriff as he pounds into you.

You moan and whine as he thrusts, everytime you try to kiss Lee you get pulled back, pleading with him as he fucks you; you aren’t sure what you’re even pleading for but you need it and you need it now. Matching his thrusts, you push back, moaning over and over, “Fill me up, you want to see me all round and swollen, don’t you Charles?” The groan you hear from both men makes you clench.

Lee lifts your chin up to look at him, “Is that what you want? Want a baby fucked into you?” you nod desperately and stare into his eyes as your orgasm rushes over you, gripping the thighs of the man sitting and watching.

You feel Charles coating your walls as he cums hard inside you and you smirk to yourself, “Does this mean you’re finally going to tell everyone I’m yours now?” you ask him as he leans over you and kisses your neck softly humming and nodding.

“I’m going to go,” Lee says, adjusting himself and standing up, you grab his hand and pout as he tries to walk away. Pulling him back to sit down, you turn to Charles and smile as he nods, knowing what you want.

“Stay, please.” you say, pulling him in for a soft kiss. Charles hums while he watches you, using his fingers to push his cum back inside you, his thumb rubbing over your swollen clit. Moaning into Lee’s mouth and clenching when you hear Charles say, “I think we’re going to have a lot of fun together”.