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wackywumpum · 3 months
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Godzilla Minus One was so good man
Id kiss it on the mouth if I could but movies don't have mouths
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vole-mon-amour · 6 months
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Thinking about Astarion shapeshifting into a cat. "I'm so tired. How do people do this all day?" Thinking about him riding on Halsin's shoulder and barely weighting anything to Halsin as a cat, and this way he doesn't actually have to walk all the way. Thinking about Astarion snuggling up on Halsin's shoulder or in the crook of his neck while Halsin maybe does some whittling. Bonus points if he manages to doze off while they're on the road. Halsin walks and Astarion sleeps.
And when it's battle time, thinking about Astarion being shapeshifted into a snow leopard or a white panther (or another large wild cat with deadly fangs and claws so that he can literally make their enemies bleed with a hit of his paw and overpower them with his body if it's something that needs to happen.) Four legs with sharp claws, fangs to rip apart the enemies' throats and a mighty tail that helps his balance.
Thinking about a shapeshifted bear and a domesticated, once feral cat sleeping on him. And maybe he's still feral, just not with Halsin. He can still bite and scratch and claw up someone's clothing and run away just as fast. He can still make others bleed—sometimes he means to because he doesn't like them that much, sometimes he just doesn't know his own strength.
Thinking about a shapeshifted bear and his boyfriend in a shape of an albino serval next to each other. Thinking how wild, yet beautiful they look together and how they both love just chilling in this form. How Astarion sometimes snuggles next to his bear—because Halsin loves that form, because he sometimes relaxes so much that he turns into his "natural" form and Astarion just embraces that.
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I feel like an albino serval is definitely a shape that can suit Astarion very well (with maybe a white nose as well and red eyes so it matches his vampiric eyes). What a wonderful couple those two are.
P.S.: An au in which druids can turn others into animals, with some boundaries like turning them bc of a request or if it's their loved one so there's at least some restraint and completely strangers don't turn other complete strangers knot animals? A polymorph scroll that can turn another into an animal of their choose and not only a sheep?
Or maybe both. Both can also be good.
UPD: Kinda OOC/AU, but what if Astarion was a druid/could wildshift himself? Two boyfriends chilling. <3
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audreythree · 11 months
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team ben girlies how does it feel to know we won at life
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russenoire · 1 year
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i would absolutely kill a man for that turtle-shell heating pad. その亀の甲の形な加熱パッドには絶対に殺意を覚えますね。
original source dubu_mp100
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nessa007 · 5 months
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seeing a bunch of replies saying “gale” when a tweet asked “what storyline would you remove from the hunger games?”
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mytearsrricochet · 9 months
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a kaylor revival is very reminiscent of 1989 like this is actually perfect to get us back into the era idk why you guys are mad. you wanted 1989 again well here it is 😭😭😭
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klonoadreams · 2 years
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Bcjgshthfxkhcig Im Fucking laughinggggg
Rook was a former Savanaclaw that transferred to Pomefiore!!!
HE USED TO BE SUCH A SLOB WITH LONG HAIR HE DIDN'T TAKE CARE OF AND FRAYED PANTS CHODIYDUR
I fucking KNEW something was up with him the moment I noticed those boots!!
Because apart from the fact that he's a huntsman, those boots clash horribly with his uniform no matter what.
He needs new boots entirely sgisufdit
So i guess that's his dealbreaker with cleaning himself up.
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angelxd-3303 · 1 year
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So, if Mario's cat Mia had kittens. She'd be a Mamma Mia
OMG, I didn't think anyone would actually get it!! You get hugs!
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thewales · 1 year
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DOES THIS MAN HATES HIS WIFE OR…
Meghan accepted freebies while at Kensington Palace, Prince Harry reveals in his memoir.
The usual practice within the Royal Family is to send back unsolicited gifts which have been sent to the palace for free.
Yet in his book, Harry admits that Meghan took free gifts, but also ­distributed them to her staff.
Harry says: ‘She shared all the freebies she received, clothes and perfumes and make-up, with all the women in the office.’
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antisoucials · 10 months
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MAX VERSTAPPEN IS A BRITISH GP WINNER
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fruitfaces · 1 year
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that richard armitage x lee pace relationship back in the olde hobbit days is looking pretty likely now isn’t it 👀🫠
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lady-margaret · 2 years
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alicent:
viserys: AEMMA
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blastburned · 2 months
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imagine if you will proton and red sharing stories about their exes
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amadaans · 25 days
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hello i am not back but you should all know that the author of the book series kest is in has confirmed to me personally that kest is, in fact, asexual and also in love with falcio. confirmed! CONFIRMED!
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necarion · 9 months
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A friend of mine recently took one of those “are you autistic” online tests (one of the serious ones, not, like, a buzzfeed one). And before, she had repeatedly tested as non-autistic, despite a lot of evidence to the contrary, to those who love her.
So this time, whenever they asked a question about social interactions, she added in the phrase “with a neurotypical person”, as opposed to “how I communicate with my [likely autistic] friends”.
And suddenly landed squarely in the middle of the spectrum.
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