#MY GAY DADS!!!
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that richard armitage x lee pace relationship back in the olde hobbit days is looking pretty likely now isn’t it 👀🫠
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So my family has a Gay Pirate Plate.
Stay with me.
We do not know how the hell the Gay Pirate Plate was first acquired. This being a point of contention is actually pretty plot-relevant; the saga of the Gay Pirate Plate began with my grandmother and her sister, who, for some ungodly reason, both BADLY wanted the Gay Pirate Plate and believed it to be rightfully theirs.
I should back up, firstly, to establish: The Gay Pirate Plate is the cheapest, tackiest, ugliest plate in existence.
It is in no way a collector’s item. It is physically impossible for it to complement anyone’s decor, because the colors in it are garish. It’s just a ceramic plate with a gay pirate painted on it, and the painting is, this cannot be emphasized enough, extremely bad.
(How do we know the pirate is gay if he’s just posing on a plate? Listen. Fully 100% to stereotype, but he is. He is gay. There’s an energy. That pirate is a flaming homosexual. That pirate has sex with men and does it frequently. That pirate is fucking gay, all right, he just is.)
Anyway. The point is that this is an extremely cheap and ugly plate with a poorly-executed painting of pirate on it who is like a nine on the Kinsey scale.
My grandmother and her sister fought a blood feud over this plate for their entire lives. It would be on the wall in my grandma’s house, and then her sister would visit, and then it would be gone. She’d visit her sister and the plate would be on the wall and her sister would pretend it had always been there. She would steal it back, hang it up, and, when her sister visited, pretend it had always been there. This continued for DECADES.
When the sister died, the Gay Pirate Plate lived triumphantly in my grandmother’s house. And then my grandmother died. And my aunt, who had lived with her and been her carer throughout her life, rightfully inherited their house.
We visit my aunt after the funeral and stay with her for a week or two.
Me, my sister, and our dad. Her brother.
The three of us look at each other. We don’t say anything. We studiously avoid making eye contact with the Gay Pirate Plate mounted proud and ugly on the wall. We notice one another studiously avoiding looking at it. We notice one another noticing. We say nothing. We come to a silent consensus. We pack up to leave. We get in the van. Our aunt comes out to say goodbye. I loudly announce I need to use the restroom before we leave. She obviously stays outside to continue talking to my dad.
I take down the Gay Pirate Plate, stuff it under my oversized sweatshirt, go outside, and get in the van. She happily waves goodbye as we drive off.
Two days later my dad gets a phone call that opens with hysterical laughter and “You FUCKING ASSHOLE did you seriously STEAL THE PLATE--”
Anyway. The gay pirate plate lives in my dad’s house currently.
But he’s trying to get me and my sister out to visit him. And plate mounts are cheap.
#gay pirate plate#GOD i wish I had a picture#y'all are not prepared for the gay pirate plate#anyway we don't think my dad should have to miss out on our hijinks#we think he would much prefer to be alive to witness the nonsense#than for us to morbidly wait until he dies to begin the third generation of Gay Pirate Plate
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in honor of the nimona movie (it’s so good i’m gonna scream and cry for the next million years) i must share my favorite nimona art ever
drawn by ND stevenson ofc and posted on twitter a few years ago i believe
do i even have to SAY anything? the shark, it’s not rocket surgery, baby nimona, the DOMESTICITY of it all im gonna explode
UPDATE!!!! GAY DADS AU THREAD https://twitter.com/gingerhazing/status/1676058949504892928?s=46
#anyways stream nimona#and buy the book#and read it#god.#i’ve been here for a year and a half welcome everyone#so glad i’m finally getting some nimona CONTENT#nimona#nimona movie#nd stevenson#ballister blackheart#ballister boldheart#my only question is why did they change his last name#i mean i get it#but still#ambrosius goldenloin#just found out this is called the gay dads au by nd#what if i scream and cry#amnesty original#gay dads au
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phil is honestly great representation for smart people who can’t speak
#the fact that he called an anagram an algorithm is so special to me#bcus i too will get words wrong and inadvertently make a funny#i am the jester so it’s no harm no foul but the fact that he cannot string together a sentence is so important and dear to me#(we cannot bring up how dan literally cannot form words unless it’s direct stream of thought bcus that is actually a real life clip of me)#basically they’re my dads (is one of millions of gay children)#dnp#dan and phil
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Oops.
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What do you mean this isn’t what happened
#buddy daddies#rei suwa#kazuki kurusu#miri unasaka#shigeki suwa#kazurei#he sees right through you rei#you can’t hide the gay from him#miri buddy daddies#rei buddy daddies#kazuki buddy daddies#never beating those gay allegations#neo queen serenity’s memes#buddy daddies spoilers#bd spoilers#like i know rei calls his dad ‘boss’ & not ‘father’ but it was better for my joke#sorry lmao#buddy daddy spoilers#buddy daddies memes
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I think Darryl was more excited about Grants first pride than Grant was
#dndads#dndads odyssey#dungeons and daddies#grant wilson#darryl wilson#darryl showing grant the 10th pride tshirt hes bought: look this one says i love my gay son!#grant: dad PLEASE#i cant remember who but someone said “happy pride to the straight guy whos kissed multiple men and his gay son”#yea#savs art
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B&M Septic | Give Mr. Pipe a call for all your needs!
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rhodeytony doodlin because i miss them goddamnit
#enthyrea art#rhodeytony#been on the brain lately#i <3 my gay dads#mcu#marvel fanart#marvel#iron husbands#rhodey#tony stark#iron man#war machine#tony x rhodey#rhodey x Tony#james rhodes#mcu rhodey#mcu tony stark#iron husbands fanart#rhodeytony fanart#mcu fanart#ironfam#iron man fanart#war machine fanart#rhfe
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@josuyasuweek-2024 day 2: sleepover / festival or matsuri / childhood friends
cheating at games for children. together <3
#josuyasu#josuyasu week#josuyasu week 2024#was debating back and forth on whether they would wear yukata or regular clothes at festival but in the end yukata is just more fun#even if im having a hard time not making it look like a bathrobe#maybe its bc my dad owns a bathrobe with p much the same pattern as okuyasus and i just associate it with that#um anyway#be gay do crimes you know the drill#lovisas art#josuke higashikata#okuyasu nijimura
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Handsome natural manhood at its best 😉
Definitely husband material 😍
#hairyscruffguys#dad bod#hairy male#hairy#chest#gay dad bod#husband material#bearded hunk#gaybear#gay hairy#gay#very hairy#hairy tummy#hairychest#hairyman#hairy belly#men with beards#manhood#so hot 🔥🔥🔥#i want to run my fingers through his hair#i want him#furry torso#furry pecs#hairygay#tatooes#older male
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We need to stop talking about how conservatives don't want their kids to know LGBTQ people exist. They do want their kids to know we exist, but we will suffer for it.
They don't want their kids to know that it is okay and acceptable to be LGBTQ, that society will allow them to exist in peace and happiness. That at times LGBTQ people will be accepted.
They want their kids to know that LGBTQ is not okay or acceptable. That if they are LGBTQ they will be persecuted, marginalized, beaten, and scorned. That if they are they will have a terrible life, so they better g-ddamn be the good little cishet Christian soldier that Mommy and Daddy wanted.
They aren't actually scared that a couple rainbow displays will turn their kids gay or an affirming book will forcibly transition them. They're scared that their already LGBTQ kid will know that them being themselves is a just as valid life and not a one way ticket to misery and then hell.
They want to not just eradicate LGBTQ from existence, they want to have everyone else watch us suffer as a warning to stay in line.
Or maybe that's just LGBTQ survivor of an entire childhood and adolescence under an extreme abusive homophobe of a parent in me, idk why listen to me on this stuff.
#im jewish so the christian part doesnt apply to me but thats most of these parents#my dad was a proto ben shapiro#transgender#nonbinary#lgbtq#lgbt#gay#Lesbian#bisexual#queer#im not talking about the like conspiracy theory types im talking the moms for liberty type#the white guy with backwards hat and bad sunglasses facebook guy
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The Nimona movie is out on Netflix! I'm reposting this AU art from ND Stevenson from a few years ago because Twitter is broken, but it was originally on his Twitter.
#nimona#ballister blackheart#ballister boldheart#nd stevenson#gay dads au#i love my girl will you remind her#ambrosius goldenloin
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Source - Diony_Cool
#gay scalie#gay scalie pecs#gay scalie bulge#gay scalie dragon#artists twitter above#gay scalie pits#i simply huff the pits until i pass out#hairy dragon dad i will give you the world (my hole)
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HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY TO (checks scribbles on hand) Shadow the Hedgehog (2005) one of the games of all time!
#inspired by a post i saw promoting shadow on the team dark poll ages ago that my ass cannot find it was like a powerpoint thing lmao#who needs sonadow when shadows got 2 gay dads#good for them#i hope nothing bad happens to them!#shadow the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog fanart#black doom#gerald robotnik#shadow the ultimate lifeform#arc shadow#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#art#tomisonline#fanart#my art#sth#shitpost#sonic the hedghog fanart
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